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Chapter 209 Zhang 3 and Li 4 died, and the stone became a woman
Chapter 209 Zhang San and Li Sishe Die, and the Stone Becomes a Woman
[Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: These are the two vicious envoys of the Knights Island who reward good and punish evil? 】
[Cheng Shifei: He looks very distinctive! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Is it a coincidence that the dog bastard met these two people, or did the other party come to find him specifically? 】
[Snow Mountain Faction Wang Wanren: The members of the Flying Fish Gang on that big ship before were killed by rewarding good and punishing evil envoys. Every time the two of them appeared, a large number of gangs would perish. It is clear, so I found Shi Zhongyu to take the place of the dead ghost, and Shi Zhongyu did all kinds of evil. He was a person who rewarded the good and punished the evil. They must have regarded the bastard as Shi Zhongyu! 】
[No more than four times a day: Most of them are here for the bastards, but the bastards will definitely not die as pigs, and they can even become brothers with the vicious second envoy who rewards good and punishes evil! 】
[Mei Wenxin: If it is someone else, it is absolutely impossible to sworn obeisance to the frightening envoy who rewards the good and punishes the evil, but a bastard as a pig's foot, there are nine out of ten possible! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: This is to be like the three brothers Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, and Duan Yu. Could it be that the bastard is also like Duan Yu, and becomes brothers after drinking with each other? 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: It's not that simple, it's not that simple to reward the good and punish the evil. It's not a good thing at first glance, and it has destroyed countless families. It's not the same as Xiao Feng. I guess we still have to fight until we are convinced! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil are not good stubble. You can't become brothers after a drink, at least you have to fight to get recognition! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: In that case, the answer is probably B! 】
……
Knight Island.
The Second Envoy of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil watched the live broadcast and frowned:
"How is it possible to choose B?"
They don't easily make sworn brothers, even if they find out that the bastard has a strong skill.
"Mostly choose D for this question!"
Zhang San pondered.
Although the dog bastard has profound internal skills, the two of them are not weak, and the dog bastard lacks experience, so in a real fight, he will not be their opponent.
The chances of them losing are almost zero.
So it can only be the dog bastard who was defeated and escaped.
Although the bastard is a pig's foot, as long as he doesn't die, it's fine.
It's not impossible to lose.
So far, the bastard has not won a few times because he can't make a move.
……
Studio.
"The two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil! They must be here to kill me, no, they are here to kill the bastard!"
Shi Zhongyu was guilty of being a thief, and when he saw the two of them, he immediately thought that the other party was here for him.
But mistook the bastard for him.
"Bei Haishi and others of the Changle gang took me as a dead ghost. I escaped witty. They found a dog bastard to replace them. It is definitely not a coincidence that the two envoys of rewarding good and punishing evil appeared here, and it is even more impossible for them to eat meat..."
"Sworn brothers after a drink? It's impossible, even if they don't know the bastards!"
Shi Zhongyu directly ruled out option A.
He also knows the reputation of rewarding good and punishing evil envoys.
Every time it appears, countless gangs are wiped out, not only extremely ferocious, but also powerful in martial arts, which makes countless gangs tremble with fear.
How could such a murderous person easily become sworn brothers?
Shi Zhongyu thinks the last two answers are more reliable.
"Option C is for the bastard to defeat two people, and option D is for two people to defeat the bastard..."
"Although the two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil have never heard of defeats, but the bastards have the aura of pig feet and have practiced peerless magic skills. Maybe they can defeat them..."
Thinking of this, Shi Zhongyu chose option C.
"The four options are all possible, but sworn vows after drinking are the least likely, and this duo of rewarding good and punishing evil doesn't seem like Xiao Feng's kind of person..."
"A martial arts contest is about heroes, and sympathy for each other, this is very suitable..."
Jiumozhi looked at the remaining three answers.
In the end, I chose the one that was most beneficial to the pig's feet.
That is sworn brothers.
And he also thought of the three brothers Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu, and felt that the answer might be bigger.
"Rewarding the good and punishing the evil, how can such a vicious person be sworn sworn brothers?"
Both Mei Fanggu and Hua Wanzi have heard of the name of the Second Envoy of Rewarding the Good and Punishing the Evil, but the last two options are really hard to choose.
And pig's feet can often create miracles that others cannot.
and so.
They chose option B. After the competition, they became brothers with pig's feet.
Everyone finished answering the questions.
It was discovered that Jiang Feng actually chose option A.
"Can you become brothers after just a drink?"
"It's so easy to get along with the two envoys, rewarding the good and punishing the evil?"
Everyone couldn't believe it.
【Question time ends】
[Correct answer: choose A]
"It turned out to be true!"
Hearing the answers announced in the live broadcast room, not only Shi Zhongyu, Hua Wanzi and others in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded, but even those who had heard of the title of rewarding good and punishing evil were also dumbfounded.
"how is this possible?"
Not to mention outsiders, even Zhang San and Li Si, the parties involved in Xia Ke Island who rewarded good and punished evil, were in disbelief.
They actually sworn brothers with the bastard?
What a joke!
They stared closely at the live broadcast, wanting to see how the bastards became sworn brothers with them.
on the screen.
The thin man took a blue gourd from his waist, uncorked it, took a sip, and said, "Good wine!"
The fat man also took a scarlet gourd from his waist, shook it a few times, uncorked it, took a sip, and said, "Good wine!"
The dog bastard often drank with Xie Yanke, smelling the aroma of the wine, he also wanted to have a good drink, only to see that the two had their own drinks, and did not intend to invite him to have a drink or two, he would never ask anyone in his life Begging and begging, I can only swallow my saliva.
After a while, the four pork legs were all cooked, he said:
"It's ready, please eat!"
The two were not polite, and each picked up a very fat pork leg and ate it.
After eating for a while, the two took another sip each and praised: "Good wine!"
Put the cork on and hang the gourd back around your waist.
"These two are so stingy, they only drank a couple of sips of wine and then stopped drinking. Is that wine really extremely expensive?"
Thinking of this, the bastard said to the fat man, "Master, does the wine in your gourd taste good? I want to drink a few sips too."
Although his words were not asking for help, the meaning of begging for wine could not be more clearly understood.
The fat man shook his head and said: "No, no, this is not wine, you can't drink it. We ate your wild boar leg, and we will give you a gift later."
The bastard laughed and said, "You're lying, you just said 'good wine', and I smelled the wine again."
He turned his head to the thin man and said, "My lord, is the bar in your gourd always?"
The thin man rolled his eyes and said, "This is poison, drink it if you dare."
As he spoke, he untied the gourd and put it on the ground.
The bastard laughed and said, "If it's poison, why can't it kill you?"
He picked up the gourd and unplugged it, and he smelled the aroma of wine.
The fat man's expression changed slightly, and he said, "Well done, who's going to lie to you? Put it down!"
He stretched out five fingers to grab his right wrist, intending to take the gourd from his hand, but just as his fingers touched his wrist, he felt a strong shock, and he flicked his fingers away.
The fat man was taken aback, and said "Hey", "So that's the case, we've lost our eyes. Then please drink!"
[Cheng Shifei: What kind of wine is this?Can't you drink without martial arts? 】
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Many people in Jianghu practice martial arts with matching medicinal wines. Because of the special skills, some medicinal wines are extremely poisonous to people, and they cannot be drunk by ordinary people! 】
[Wudang Zhang Sanfeng: The skinny man is practicing extreme yin skills, and the wine gourd should be accompanied by medicinal wine. With the combination of martial arts and methods, no matter what kind of wine you drink, you should be fine! 】
[Xia Kedao Zhang San: Zhang Zhenren has sharp eyes! 】
[Xia Kedao Li Si: Admire! 】
……
on the screen.
The bastard took a long gulp, but thought that the thin man cherished the wine and didn't dare to drink more, so he put on the cork and said, "Thank you!"
In an instant, an icy cold air rose directly from the dantian.
This cold air was like a line of ice, his whole body seemed to be frozen in an instant, his whole body trembled a few times, his teeth collided, it was really unbearably cold.
He hastily mobilized his skills to resist, and the ice line gradually melted.
Once melted, all the limbs felt indescribably comfortable and comfortable. Not only did they no longer feel the slightest cold, but they felt warm and ecstatic, and they praised loudly: "Good wine!"
He couldn't help but pick up the gourd, unplug the cork, and took another sip. When he got the power to melt the ice line, he felt more drunk, and sighed:
"It's really a fine wine that I've never tasted before. It's a pity that this wine is too expensive, otherwise I really want to drink it clean."
[Cheng Shifei: I also admire the innocent appearance of a bastard! 】
[Ding Dang: What a fool!If it were another person, he would have thought he was poisoned, but the bastard would think it was good wine! 】
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: In fact, it is indeed a good wine for a bastard. If he can refine it, his skill will definitely increase! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Needless to say, these two fat and thin envoys are also specially sent to give pig feet a chance! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: I feel like the bastards might drink up their medicinal wine! 】
[Princess Yunluo: That's a must! 】
【Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: There are two kinds of medicinal wine, one Yin and one Yang, and the two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil dare not drink too much. Although the dog bastard has profound skills, drinking the two kinds of wine at the same time may not feel good! 】
……
Everyone stared at the live broadcast.
I saw that both the fat and the thin had very surprised expressions on their faces.
The fat man said: "If the little brother is really big, he can drink up a gourd of wine, but it's okay." The dog bastard said happily: "Really? Even if this old man is willing to part with it, I'm embarrassed."
The skinny man said coldly: "The poisoned wine in that uncle's red gourd tastes better, do you want to try it?"
The dog bastard looked at the fat man, with the intention of trying a good wine.
The fat man sighed: "It's a pity, a pity, a pity that he died for no reason at such a young age with all his internal strength."
As he spoke, he untied the vermilion lacquer gourd and put it on the ground.
The bastard thought to himself: "These two people love to joke, if it is really poisonous wine, why do they drink it themselves?"
He took the vermilion gourd and drank it in two gulps, but this time it was like a raging fire burning in his lower abdomen.
With a loud cry of "ah", he jumped up, mobilized his true energy, and then put out the raging fire, shouting: "What a powerful wine."
Strange to say, once the heat in the stomach dissipated, the whole body felt extremely comfortable.
The fat man said: "You are so powerful that you drank up the two gourd wines together, so what?"
The dog bastard smiled and said, "I'm the only one drinking it, but I dare not take it. The three of us met today and became friends. Wouldn't it be interesting for us to drink a sip of wine and eat a piece of meat? Sir, please."
As he spoke, he passed the gourd over.
The fat man smiled and said: "Since the little brother wants to stretch out his arms to me, he has no choice but to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman!"
He took a sip from the gourd, handed the gourd to the bastard, and said, "You drink again!"
The bastard took a sip, handed the gourd to the skinny man, and said, "Grandpa, please drink!"
The thin man's expression changed, and he said, "I drink my own."
He took a sip from the blue-lacquered gourd and passed it to the bastard.
The dog bastard took it and took a big gulp. He only felt that he drank a sip of the spirits and then another sip of the ice wine. The hot and cold alternated and the taste was even better.
Seeing the two fat and thin people staring at him, he understood immediately, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, I drank too much."
The skinny man said coldly: "If you want to be a hero, the bigger your mouth, the better."
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: The bastard wouldn't drink up both rewards and punishments, would he? 】
【Xiao Feng: Very likely!The two envoys of rewarding good and punishing evil used to drink slowly in small sips, but now they drink like bastards, they may not be able to bear it! 】
[Changle Gang Zhanfei: It would be interesting if the second envoy who rewarded the good and punished the evil drank himself to death! 】
[Shaomin Princess Zhao Min: These two people are veterans, not that stupid, and bastards are easy to deceive, they will definitely not drink themselves to death! 】
……
Everyone watched this different kind of wine competition curiously.
Rewarding the good and punishing the evil envoys both take a sip of wine, and they dare to take another sip only after practicing their skills.
When they saw the bastard gulping down, they couldn't help but look at each other.
They are both masters of superb martial arts, but the martial arts practiced by the two are completely opposite.
Fat people practice masculinity, while thin people practice femininity.
The two people's gourds contained medicinal wine to assist their cultivation.
In the vermilion gourd is a strong medicinal wine that is hot and dry, and it is made by putting "Laihuo Dan" into the spirit;
In the blue gourd is the cool medicinal wine of Great Liang and Great Cold, which is made by mixing "Jiujiu Pills" into the wine.
Naliehuo Pill and Jiujiu Pill each contain many miraculous medicines. Jiujiu Pill contains 81 kinds of poisonous plants. Liehuo Pill has less poisonous substances, but it has highly poisonous substances such as Crane Crown Red and Peacock Gallbladder, which were collected by the two over the years. Made from refining, the medicinal properties are extremely strong.
Ordinary people only need to lick a few drops on the tip of the tongue to be fatal.
The two of them have high internal energy, and they also take anti-toxin drugs, so they can drink several mouthfuls in a row without being poisoned.
But if the fat person drinks cold wine by mistake, and the thin person drinks strong wine by mistake, they will die on the spot.
Seeing the dog bastard drinking the law like this, the two still acted as if nothing had happened, wouldn't they be shocked?
See here.
Not to mention them, the audience watching the live broadcast was even more in an uproar.
[Cheng Fei: Damn it!so poisonous? 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Damn it!so poisonous? 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: Damn it!so poisonous? 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Cut in!Oh my god, it's scary to use such poisonous wine to assist in practicing kung fu! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Horrible! 】
[Murong Xian: Horrible! 】
[Princess Anning: Horrible! 】
[The world will be Xiongba: This is also the martial arts practiced by the bastard, otherwise he would have died a long time ago! 】
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: That's right, the dog bastard first practiced pure yin internal strength, and then practiced pure yang internal strength. The yin and yang two internal energy originally competed with each other, and it was bound to cause the dog bastard to go into a rage and die. Afterwards, he practiced the "Luo Han Fu Mo Kung Fu", which combined the yin and yang internal skills into one, and the yin and yang in the body interacted with each other, so that it could resist any poisons from severe dryness and heat, or great coolness and severe cold. 】
[Guo Jing: It can only be said that it is worthy of being a pig's foot, it is amazing! 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: Envious! 】
[Shaomin Princess Zhao Min: Envious! 】
[Princess Zhu Yuxi of Changping: Envious! 】
……
Seeing a dog bastard drinking poisonous wine such as fine wine can also enhance his power, I don't know how many people are envious.
on the screen.
The dog bastard drank the fine wine brought by the two of them, feeling sorry for himself, and grilled wild boar again, and distributed the best roast meat to the two of them, and kept persuading them to drink.
The two only thought that the bastards wanted to compete in martial arts by drinking poisoned wine, and refused to admit defeat on the spot, so they had to reluctantly drink with him, and secretly stuffed the pills for suppressing alcohol poisoning into their mouths.
The two of them stared at the bastard dog intently, and saw that he did not take another detoxifying drug. Such miraculous skills are really rare. I really don't know where such a young hero came from?
They asked the bastard for his name and his affiliation.
It's not easy for a bastard to say that he is called a bastard, that he has no name and no surname, and that his master's surname is Shi, Jinwu sect, and so on.
The two of them had never heard of the Golden Crow Sect, they were only bastards talking nonsense.
The fat man took the opportunity of talking, handed the wine gourd to the dog bastard, and said, "It turns out that the little brother is the first disciple of the Golden Crow Sect, no wonder he is so good, please drink."
Seeing that he didn't drink, the dog bastard thought that the other party had forgotten, and said, "You haven't drunk yet."
The fat man blushed slightly, and said, "Really?"
He wanted to take advantage of the sip, but the other party saw through the trap, he felt slightly annoyed, and couldn't help feeling a little ashamed.
Little did he know that the bastard was just a good intention.
The fat man didn't dare to drink anymore, so he pretended to take a sip.
The same goes for skinny people.
Dog mongrels are simple, so naturally they didn't find out.
The two jugs of wine were about the same. Although the bastard was not poisoned to death, he was a little drunk and started talking more and more. What about Axiu and what, the fat and thin people couldn't understand what they heard.
The thin man pondered: "This young man must have practiced extraordinary skills, and he came here specifically to deal with the two of us. He kept his face and spoke nonsense, and he was really vicious. If we do it later, I'm afraid the two of us will kill him hand."
The fat man thought to himself: "Today we are two against one, and we are still invincible. This person's internal strength is so rare, it is really rare. Wait for me to increase the strength of the medicine, and see if he can still resist?"
He winked at the thin man.
The two secretly took out Jiujiu Pills and Liehuo Pill and put them in the wine gourd, and then said that there was not much wine left, and let the bastard drink the rest by himself!
[Little boy Yang Guo: You lied to a child again! 】
[Cheng Shifei: It's also thanks to the bastard's high martial arts skills, otherwise he would definitely die this time! 】
[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: These two fat and thin guys are really insidious. It's nothing more than drinking fake wine, but they even drugged them! 】
[Princess Changping Zhu Yuxi: This is the case in the world, intrigues and deceptions, the bastards can survive, it can be said that they are protected by the halo of pig feet, and ordinary people have died hundreds of times earlier! 】
[Yangzhou Ssangyong Kou Zhong: The bastard wants to dispel the power of the medicine this time, I'm afraid it will not be easy! 】
……
Everyone stared at the screen.
Wanted to see what the bastard would do if he drank the extra wine in one gulp.
on the screen.
"Okay! You two are so bold, I'm not polite."
The dog bastard picked up the gourd and was about to drink, when he suddenly remembered something and said: "On the Yangtze River boat, I once heard Ding Ding Dongdang say that if a man and a woman like each other, they will become husband and wife. brother."
"It's rare that the two uncles think highly of it. After the three of us drank the two gourd wines, we simply became sworn brothers and we will drink together from time to time. What do you think?"
Fatty naturally didn't believe it when he heard these words, thinking that the bastard was going to do something.
But the bastard's skill terrified them, they didn't have the slightest grasp, so they wanted to break the bastard's skill first.
He hastily said: "Very good, very good, it can't be better. You drink up this gourd's bar first."
The bastard wants to see skinny again.
The thin man also only wanted the bastard to drink, so he agreed.
Anyway, the bastard will be a dead man later.
The bastard drank the thin man's wine in one gulp.
The fat man clapped his hands and said, "Good drinker, good drinker! I still have one or two sips of wine left in this gourd, so my little brother will do the same, let's be sworn brothers."
Naturally, the bastard drank it without even thinking about it.
After drinking two jugs of wine, the bastard clutched his stomach and cried out in pain, jumping up to a height of ten feet.
The fat and thin people also got up instantly, raising their skills, worried that the bastard would fight back when he was dying, and die with them.
However, unexpectedly, the dog bastard did not attack them, but the big tree next to it.
They found that although the bastard's martial arts were strong, his martial arts were very poor. They were so busy just now.
With their martial arts, they can kill the bastards with a flip of their palms, and there is no need to waste their medicinal wine.
After the dog bastard vented, he forced the poison into the palm of his right hand, and returned to the fire with a smile, not suspecting that the two had poisoned them!
"what is this?"
It was strange for the dog mongrel to see a red spot the size of a palm coin and a blue spot around it.
Seeing this, the fat and thin people also understood that they had misunderstood.
Because the dog bastard is not only poor in martial arts, he can't even use his martial arts, and he didn't force the poison out of his body.
The mongrels are not here to deal with them at all.
Thinking of all the methods they have used against the bastards, I feel very ashamed.
The dog bastard asked the age and name of the two, and was about to be sworn.
Although the fat and thin people didn't want to be sworn brothers with the silly bastard, they kept their promises, so how could they break their promises.
So the fat man said his name was Zhang San.
The thin man said his name was Li Si.
They said that the bastards have no names and no surnames, so how could they be sworn brothers?
The bastard had no choice but to use the name Shi Yidao that Shi Xiaocui gave him.
The fat man knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "Zhang San, Li Si, and Shi Yidao swore to be brothers. From then on, we will share blessings and share difficulties. If we go against this, Zhang San will be like this wild boar in the future. People killed and baked it to eat, haha, haha!"
The word "Zhang San" is of course his pseudonym.
He kept talking about Zhang San and didn't mention the word "I", so he didn't have any sincerity.
The thin man knelt down and said with a smile, "Li Si, Zhang San, and Shi Yidao are sworn brothers today. They don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but hope to die on the same day in the same year. Corpse, thousands of arrows piercing through the body. Hehe, hehe."
He sneered repeatedly, but it was also false.
The bastard naturally didn't understand this, and didn't notice the hypocrisy of the two of them. He knelt down on his knees and said sincerely:
"My brothers Zhang San and Li Si became brothers. We have good wine and good meat. Let the two brothers eat first. If someone wants to kill the two brothers, I will go up and resist first. If I say something, it doesn't count, God. Punish me for having a stomachache every day like just now."
The fat and thin people could not help but feel a little guilty when they heard what he said was very sincere.
The screen freezes.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Convex (艹盘色)!This fat and thin guy is really nothing. I misunderstood Brother Gou before and plotted secretly, but now I understand that it is so fake to be sworn brothers with Brother Gou, it is hypocrisy! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Poor bastard, he was cheated again and still doesn't know it! 】
[Cheng Shifei: The bastards take their big brother, but they don't take the bastards as their brothers! 】
[Yan Ren Zhang Fei: His grandma, these two hypocritical fat and skinny guys really blasphemed the word "brother". If my old Zhang meets them, he has to poke hundreds of transparent holes in them! 】
[Guan Yu: There are many hypocrites and cunning people in the world. Do you think anyone can be like our three brothers, who are truly blessed and share the same hardships, and never leave them! 】
……
"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"
Zhang San and Li Si from Xia Ke Island vomited blood. This wave of them really died.
Facing accusations from everyone.
They just can't justify.
They are really hypocritical, they don't even want to sincerely worship the bastard, they just want to send the bastard away.
"Forget it, we really didn't do it properly."
Li Si shook his head, scold him as he pleases.
They deserve it.
Simultaneously.
They also understood why they became brothers with the bastard.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be like this!
……
The Han Dynasty.
"It's still our brother, love is stronger than gold, not like those hypocrites!"
Zhang Fei said proudly.
"How can a group of people who insert bids and sell heads can be compared with our brothers!"
Guan Yu stroked his beautiful beard lightly, with his nostrils upturned, and said proudly.
"Second brother!"
"Third brother!"
Liu Bei called out affectionately.
"Big brother!"
"Big brother!"
The three hugged each other tightly.
……
"Although I guessed that the Second Envoy of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil would not easily become sworn brothers with a bastard, but I didn't expect that the drink would be so ups and downs, soul-stirring!"
Hua Wanzi felt emotional in her heart.
Who would have thought that there were so many famous names in the wine of the two of them.
[This time, Jiumozhi, Hua Wanzi, Mei Fanggu, and Shi Zhongyu answered wrongly]
【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】
"I don't know what will be drawn this time?"
Hua Wanzi's body trembled and her legs tightened when she thought of the castration she had received earlier.
The four chose to draw by themselves.
[Start to draw random punishments]
[Jumozhi draws a random penalty as follows]
[Big bags all over your head: Congratulations, you are one step closer to becoming a Buddha! 】
A light fell.
The top of Jiumozhi's head was itchy, and then there were big bumps, a bit like a Buddha with big bumps.
and so.
The road to becoming a Buddha is closer.
"Amitabha!"
There were tears of excitement in Jiumozhi's eyes, feeling that he had lost love.
Really. No love.
After he got the punishment of living up to Tathagata and living up to Qing, he became lustful, and wanted to find a few beauties to practice Dahuanxi Zen together.
Now that you are full of bags, can you still find beautiful women to practice with?
[Princess Yunluo: It's so interesting! 】
[Cheng Zhengfei: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】
[Undefeated Naughty Boy Gu Santong: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】
[Old naughty boy Zhou Botong: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】
……
Jiu Mozhi: "..."
Just gloat!
Sooner or later you too will be unlucky.
Feng Shui turns.
Come to your house next year.
[Hua Wanzi draws random penalties as follows]
[Ten times the pain: ten times more sensitive to pain! 】
[Mei Fanggu draws a random penalty as follows]
[Deprive ten years of skill! 】
Two lights fell.
Hua Wanzi didn't feel anything special, but Mei Fanggu deprived her of ten years of skill at once, her face turned pale, as if her body had been hollowed out.
"Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother bless..."
Shi Zhongyu kept praying in his heart.
very nervous.
[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]
[Transformed woman: Congratulations on becoming a real woman! 】
"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"
Shi Zhongyu vomited blood, although he no longer likes women, but likes men, but he doesn't want to become a woman either!
A light fell.
Shi ZhongYu turned into a woman.
"Woooo..."
I want to cry without tears.
[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: Hahaha, this is called evil will be rewarded with evil, the law of heaven recurs, and retribution is not good! 】
[Cheng Zhengfei: Patriarch Xuedao, Yu Zhenzi, you can go up, let Shi Zhongyu taste the taste of being picked flowers! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Get out!Patriarch, my taste is very pure! 】
[Tie Jianmen Yu Zhenzi: Poor Dao too! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Is there anyone who is not taboo? 】
[Mo Yin pays off: Jie Jie, Shi Zhongyu looks really good after turning into a woman! 】
[Yin Gui Sect Saintess Hou Wan: Uncle, you are so disgusting! 】
[Cihang Jingzhai Saintess and Concubine Xuan: Demon Sect Monster! 】
[Mo Yin side pays off: Jie Jie, Master Concubine Xuan, I remember you, slip away! 】
……
"Saint of Cihang Jingzhai, hum!"
"The evil king Shi Zhixuan can abduct Bi Xiuxin, and I will not let it down. One day, I will also try the taste of this saint of Cihang Jingzhai!"
Bianbu licked his lips, feeling hot in his heart.
……
"Ah, my Yu'er!"
When Min Rou saw Shi Zhongyu, she exclaimed and fainted immediately.
"Junior Sister!"
Shi Qing quickly hugged Min Rou, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
Sin ah.
Studio.
[Jiang Feng answered the question correctly this time. 】
[Start to draw random rewards]
[Evil-breaking Talisman: It can break all curses and magic spells, a one-time item. 】
……
(End of this chapter)
[Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: These are the two vicious envoys of the Knights Island who reward good and punish evil? 】
[Cheng Shifei: He looks very distinctive! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Is it a coincidence that the dog bastard met these two people, or did the other party come to find him specifically? 】
[Snow Mountain Faction Wang Wanren: The members of the Flying Fish Gang on that big ship before were killed by rewarding good and punishing evil envoys. Every time the two of them appeared, a large number of gangs would perish. It is clear, so I found Shi Zhongyu to take the place of the dead ghost, and Shi Zhongyu did all kinds of evil. He was a person who rewarded the good and punished the evil. They must have regarded the bastard as Shi Zhongyu! 】
[No more than four times a day: Most of them are here for the bastards, but the bastards will definitely not die as pigs, and they can even become brothers with the vicious second envoy who rewards good and punishes evil! 】
[Mei Wenxin: If it is someone else, it is absolutely impossible to sworn obeisance to the frightening envoy who rewards the good and punishes the evil, but a bastard as a pig's foot, there are nine out of ten possible! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: This is to be like the three brothers Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, and Duan Yu. Could it be that the bastard is also like Duan Yu, and becomes brothers after drinking with each other? 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: It's not that simple, it's not that simple to reward the good and punish the evil. It's not a good thing at first glance, and it has destroyed countless families. It's not the same as Xiao Feng. I guess we still have to fight until we are convinced! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil are not good stubble. You can't become brothers after a drink, at least you have to fight to get recognition! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: In that case, the answer is probably B! 】
……
Knight Island.
The Second Envoy of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil watched the live broadcast and frowned:
"How is it possible to choose B?"
They don't easily make sworn brothers, even if they find out that the bastard has a strong skill.
"Mostly choose D for this question!"
Zhang San pondered.
Although the dog bastard has profound internal skills, the two of them are not weak, and the dog bastard lacks experience, so in a real fight, he will not be their opponent.
The chances of them losing are almost zero.
So it can only be the dog bastard who was defeated and escaped.
Although the bastard is a pig's foot, as long as he doesn't die, it's fine.
It's not impossible to lose.
So far, the bastard has not won a few times because he can't make a move.
……
Studio.
"The two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil! They must be here to kill me, no, they are here to kill the bastard!"
Shi Zhongyu was guilty of being a thief, and when he saw the two of them, he immediately thought that the other party was here for him.
But mistook the bastard for him.
"Bei Haishi and others of the Changle gang took me as a dead ghost. I escaped witty. They found a dog bastard to replace them. It is definitely not a coincidence that the two envoys of rewarding good and punishing evil appeared here, and it is even more impossible for them to eat meat..."
"Sworn brothers after a drink? It's impossible, even if they don't know the bastards!"
Shi Zhongyu directly ruled out option A.
He also knows the reputation of rewarding good and punishing evil envoys.
Every time it appears, countless gangs are wiped out, not only extremely ferocious, but also powerful in martial arts, which makes countless gangs tremble with fear.
How could such a murderous person easily become sworn brothers?
Shi Zhongyu thinks the last two answers are more reliable.
"Option C is for the bastard to defeat two people, and option D is for two people to defeat the bastard..."
"Although the two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil have never heard of defeats, but the bastards have the aura of pig feet and have practiced peerless magic skills. Maybe they can defeat them..."
Thinking of this, Shi Zhongyu chose option C.
"The four options are all possible, but sworn vows after drinking are the least likely, and this duo of rewarding good and punishing evil doesn't seem like Xiao Feng's kind of person..."
"A martial arts contest is about heroes, and sympathy for each other, this is very suitable..."
Jiumozhi looked at the remaining three answers.
In the end, I chose the one that was most beneficial to the pig's feet.
That is sworn brothers.
And he also thought of the three brothers Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu, and felt that the answer might be bigger.
"Rewarding the good and punishing the evil, how can such a vicious person be sworn sworn brothers?"
Both Mei Fanggu and Hua Wanzi have heard of the name of the Second Envoy of Rewarding the Good and Punishing the Evil, but the last two options are really hard to choose.
And pig's feet can often create miracles that others cannot.
and so.
They chose option B. After the competition, they became brothers with pig's feet.
Everyone finished answering the questions.
It was discovered that Jiang Feng actually chose option A.
"Can you become brothers after just a drink?"
"It's so easy to get along with the two envoys, rewarding the good and punishing the evil?"
Everyone couldn't believe it.
【Question time ends】
[Correct answer: choose A]
"It turned out to be true!"
Hearing the answers announced in the live broadcast room, not only Shi Zhongyu, Hua Wanzi and others in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded, but even those who had heard of the title of rewarding good and punishing evil were also dumbfounded.
"how is this possible?"
Not to mention outsiders, even Zhang San and Li Si, the parties involved in Xia Ke Island who rewarded good and punished evil, were in disbelief.
They actually sworn brothers with the bastard?
What a joke!
They stared closely at the live broadcast, wanting to see how the bastards became sworn brothers with them.
on the screen.
The thin man took a blue gourd from his waist, uncorked it, took a sip, and said, "Good wine!"
The fat man also took a scarlet gourd from his waist, shook it a few times, uncorked it, took a sip, and said, "Good wine!"
The dog bastard often drank with Xie Yanke, smelling the aroma of the wine, he also wanted to have a good drink, only to see that the two had their own drinks, and did not intend to invite him to have a drink or two, he would never ask anyone in his life Begging and begging, I can only swallow my saliva.
After a while, the four pork legs were all cooked, he said:
"It's ready, please eat!"
The two were not polite, and each picked up a very fat pork leg and ate it.
After eating for a while, the two took another sip each and praised: "Good wine!"
Put the cork on and hang the gourd back around your waist.
"These two are so stingy, they only drank a couple of sips of wine and then stopped drinking. Is that wine really extremely expensive?"
Thinking of this, the bastard said to the fat man, "Master, does the wine in your gourd taste good? I want to drink a few sips too."
Although his words were not asking for help, the meaning of begging for wine could not be more clearly understood.
The fat man shook his head and said: "No, no, this is not wine, you can't drink it. We ate your wild boar leg, and we will give you a gift later."
The bastard laughed and said, "You're lying, you just said 'good wine', and I smelled the wine again."
He turned his head to the thin man and said, "My lord, is the bar in your gourd always?"
The thin man rolled his eyes and said, "This is poison, drink it if you dare."
As he spoke, he untied the gourd and put it on the ground.
The bastard laughed and said, "If it's poison, why can't it kill you?"
He picked up the gourd and unplugged it, and he smelled the aroma of wine.
The fat man's expression changed slightly, and he said, "Well done, who's going to lie to you? Put it down!"
He stretched out five fingers to grab his right wrist, intending to take the gourd from his hand, but just as his fingers touched his wrist, he felt a strong shock, and he flicked his fingers away.
The fat man was taken aback, and said "Hey", "So that's the case, we've lost our eyes. Then please drink!"
[Cheng Shifei: What kind of wine is this?Can't you drink without martial arts? 】
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Many people in Jianghu practice martial arts with matching medicinal wines. Because of the special skills, some medicinal wines are extremely poisonous to people, and they cannot be drunk by ordinary people! 】
[Wudang Zhang Sanfeng: The skinny man is practicing extreme yin skills, and the wine gourd should be accompanied by medicinal wine. With the combination of martial arts and methods, no matter what kind of wine you drink, you should be fine! 】
[Xia Kedao Zhang San: Zhang Zhenren has sharp eyes! 】
[Xia Kedao Li Si: Admire! 】
……
on the screen.
The bastard took a long gulp, but thought that the thin man cherished the wine and didn't dare to drink more, so he put on the cork and said, "Thank you!"
In an instant, an icy cold air rose directly from the dantian.
This cold air was like a line of ice, his whole body seemed to be frozen in an instant, his whole body trembled a few times, his teeth collided, it was really unbearably cold.
He hastily mobilized his skills to resist, and the ice line gradually melted.
Once melted, all the limbs felt indescribably comfortable and comfortable. Not only did they no longer feel the slightest cold, but they felt warm and ecstatic, and they praised loudly: "Good wine!"
He couldn't help but pick up the gourd, unplug the cork, and took another sip. When he got the power to melt the ice line, he felt more drunk, and sighed:
"It's really a fine wine that I've never tasted before. It's a pity that this wine is too expensive, otherwise I really want to drink it clean."
[Cheng Shifei: I also admire the innocent appearance of a bastard! 】
[Ding Dang: What a fool!If it were another person, he would have thought he was poisoned, but the bastard would think it was good wine! 】
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: In fact, it is indeed a good wine for a bastard. If he can refine it, his skill will definitely increase! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Needless to say, these two fat and thin envoys are also specially sent to give pig feet a chance! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: I feel like the bastards might drink up their medicinal wine! 】
[Princess Yunluo: That's a must! 】
【Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: There are two kinds of medicinal wine, one Yin and one Yang, and the two envoys who reward the good and punish the evil dare not drink too much. Although the dog bastard has profound skills, drinking the two kinds of wine at the same time may not feel good! 】
……
Everyone stared at the live broadcast.
I saw that both the fat and the thin had very surprised expressions on their faces.
The fat man said: "If the little brother is really big, he can drink up a gourd of wine, but it's okay." The dog bastard said happily: "Really? Even if this old man is willing to part with it, I'm embarrassed."
The skinny man said coldly: "The poisoned wine in that uncle's red gourd tastes better, do you want to try it?"
The dog bastard looked at the fat man, with the intention of trying a good wine.
The fat man sighed: "It's a pity, a pity, a pity that he died for no reason at such a young age with all his internal strength."
As he spoke, he untied the vermilion lacquer gourd and put it on the ground.
The bastard thought to himself: "These two people love to joke, if it is really poisonous wine, why do they drink it themselves?"
He took the vermilion gourd and drank it in two gulps, but this time it was like a raging fire burning in his lower abdomen.
With a loud cry of "ah", he jumped up, mobilized his true energy, and then put out the raging fire, shouting: "What a powerful wine."
Strange to say, once the heat in the stomach dissipated, the whole body felt extremely comfortable.
The fat man said: "You are so powerful that you drank up the two gourd wines together, so what?"
The dog bastard smiled and said, "I'm the only one drinking it, but I dare not take it. The three of us met today and became friends. Wouldn't it be interesting for us to drink a sip of wine and eat a piece of meat? Sir, please."
As he spoke, he passed the gourd over.
The fat man smiled and said: "Since the little brother wants to stretch out his arms to me, he has no choice but to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman!"
He took a sip from the gourd, handed the gourd to the bastard, and said, "You drink again!"
The bastard took a sip, handed the gourd to the skinny man, and said, "Grandpa, please drink!"
The thin man's expression changed, and he said, "I drink my own."
He took a sip from the blue-lacquered gourd and passed it to the bastard.
The dog bastard took it and took a big gulp. He only felt that he drank a sip of the spirits and then another sip of the ice wine. The hot and cold alternated and the taste was even better.
Seeing the two fat and thin people staring at him, he understood immediately, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, I drank too much."
The skinny man said coldly: "If you want to be a hero, the bigger your mouth, the better."
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: The bastard wouldn't drink up both rewards and punishments, would he? 】
【Xiao Feng: Very likely!The two envoys of rewarding good and punishing evil used to drink slowly in small sips, but now they drink like bastards, they may not be able to bear it! 】
[Changle Gang Zhanfei: It would be interesting if the second envoy who rewarded the good and punished the evil drank himself to death! 】
[Shaomin Princess Zhao Min: These two people are veterans, not that stupid, and bastards are easy to deceive, they will definitely not drink themselves to death! 】
……
Everyone watched this different kind of wine competition curiously.
Rewarding the good and punishing the evil envoys both take a sip of wine, and they dare to take another sip only after practicing their skills.
When they saw the bastard gulping down, they couldn't help but look at each other.
They are both masters of superb martial arts, but the martial arts practiced by the two are completely opposite.
Fat people practice masculinity, while thin people practice femininity.
The two people's gourds contained medicinal wine to assist their cultivation.
In the vermilion gourd is a strong medicinal wine that is hot and dry, and it is made by putting "Laihuo Dan" into the spirit;
In the blue gourd is the cool medicinal wine of Great Liang and Great Cold, which is made by mixing "Jiujiu Pills" into the wine.
Naliehuo Pill and Jiujiu Pill each contain many miraculous medicines. Jiujiu Pill contains 81 kinds of poisonous plants. Liehuo Pill has less poisonous substances, but it has highly poisonous substances such as Crane Crown Red and Peacock Gallbladder, which were collected by the two over the years. Made from refining, the medicinal properties are extremely strong.
Ordinary people only need to lick a few drops on the tip of the tongue to be fatal.
The two of them have high internal energy, and they also take anti-toxin drugs, so they can drink several mouthfuls in a row without being poisoned.
But if the fat person drinks cold wine by mistake, and the thin person drinks strong wine by mistake, they will die on the spot.
Seeing the dog bastard drinking the law like this, the two still acted as if nothing had happened, wouldn't they be shocked?
See here.
Not to mention them, the audience watching the live broadcast was even more in an uproar.
[Cheng Fei: Damn it!so poisonous? 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Damn it!so poisonous? 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: Damn it!so poisonous? 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Cut in!Oh my god, it's scary to use such poisonous wine to assist in practicing kung fu! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Horrible! 】
[Murong Xian: Horrible! 】
[Princess Anning: Horrible! 】
[The world will be Xiongba: This is also the martial arts practiced by the bastard, otherwise he would have died a long time ago! 】
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: That's right, the dog bastard first practiced pure yin internal strength, and then practiced pure yang internal strength. The yin and yang two internal energy originally competed with each other, and it was bound to cause the dog bastard to go into a rage and die. Afterwards, he practiced the "Luo Han Fu Mo Kung Fu", which combined the yin and yang internal skills into one, and the yin and yang in the body interacted with each other, so that it could resist any poisons from severe dryness and heat, or great coolness and severe cold. 】
[Guo Jing: It can only be said that it is worthy of being a pig's foot, it is amazing! 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: Envious! 】
[Shaomin Princess Zhao Min: Envious! 】
[Princess Zhu Yuxi of Changping: Envious! 】
……
Seeing a dog bastard drinking poisonous wine such as fine wine can also enhance his power, I don't know how many people are envious.
on the screen.
The dog bastard drank the fine wine brought by the two of them, feeling sorry for himself, and grilled wild boar again, and distributed the best roast meat to the two of them, and kept persuading them to drink.
The two only thought that the bastards wanted to compete in martial arts by drinking poisoned wine, and refused to admit defeat on the spot, so they had to reluctantly drink with him, and secretly stuffed the pills for suppressing alcohol poisoning into their mouths.
The two of them stared at the bastard dog intently, and saw that he did not take another detoxifying drug. Such miraculous skills are really rare. I really don't know where such a young hero came from?
They asked the bastard for his name and his affiliation.
It's not easy for a bastard to say that he is called a bastard, that he has no name and no surname, and that his master's surname is Shi, Jinwu sect, and so on.
The two of them had never heard of the Golden Crow Sect, they were only bastards talking nonsense.
The fat man took the opportunity of talking, handed the wine gourd to the dog bastard, and said, "It turns out that the little brother is the first disciple of the Golden Crow Sect, no wonder he is so good, please drink."
Seeing that he didn't drink, the dog bastard thought that the other party had forgotten, and said, "You haven't drunk yet."
The fat man blushed slightly, and said, "Really?"
He wanted to take advantage of the sip, but the other party saw through the trap, he felt slightly annoyed, and couldn't help feeling a little ashamed.
Little did he know that the bastard was just a good intention.
The fat man didn't dare to drink anymore, so he pretended to take a sip.
The same goes for skinny people.
Dog mongrels are simple, so naturally they didn't find out.
The two jugs of wine were about the same. Although the bastard was not poisoned to death, he was a little drunk and started talking more and more. What about Axiu and what, the fat and thin people couldn't understand what they heard.
The thin man pondered: "This young man must have practiced extraordinary skills, and he came here specifically to deal with the two of us. He kept his face and spoke nonsense, and he was really vicious. If we do it later, I'm afraid the two of us will kill him hand."
The fat man thought to himself: "Today we are two against one, and we are still invincible. This person's internal strength is so rare, it is really rare. Wait for me to increase the strength of the medicine, and see if he can still resist?"
He winked at the thin man.
The two secretly took out Jiujiu Pills and Liehuo Pill and put them in the wine gourd, and then said that there was not much wine left, and let the bastard drink the rest by himself!
[Little boy Yang Guo: You lied to a child again! 】
[Cheng Shifei: It's also thanks to the bastard's high martial arts skills, otherwise he would definitely die this time! 】
[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: These two fat and thin guys are really insidious. It's nothing more than drinking fake wine, but they even drugged them! 】
[Princess Changping Zhu Yuxi: This is the case in the world, intrigues and deceptions, the bastards can survive, it can be said that they are protected by the halo of pig feet, and ordinary people have died hundreds of times earlier! 】
[Yangzhou Ssangyong Kou Zhong: The bastard wants to dispel the power of the medicine this time, I'm afraid it will not be easy! 】
……
Everyone stared at the screen.
Wanted to see what the bastard would do if he drank the extra wine in one gulp.
on the screen.
"Okay! You two are so bold, I'm not polite."
The dog bastard picked up the gourd and was about to drink, when he suddenly remembered something and said: "On the Yangtze River boat, I once heard Ding Ding Dongdang say that if a man and a woman like each other, they will become husband and wife. brother."
"It's rare that the two uncles think highly of it. After the three of us drank the two gourd wines, we simply became sworn brothers and we will drink together from time to time. What do you think?"
Fatty naturally didn't believe it when he heard these words, thinking that the bastard was going to do something.
But the bastard's skill terrified them, they didn't have the slightest grasp, so they wanted to break the bastard's skill first.
He hastily said: "Very good, very good, it can't be better. You drink up this gourd's bar first."
The bastard wants to see skinny again.
The thin man also only wanted the bastard to drink, so he agreed.
Anyway, the bastard will be a dead man later.
The bastard drank the thin man's wine in one gulp.
The fat man clapped his hands and said, "Good drinker, good drinker! I still have one or two sips of wine left in this gourd, so my little brother will do the same, let's be sworn brothers."
Naturally, the bastard drank it without even thinking about it.
After drinking two jugs of wine, the bastard clutched his stomach and cried out in pain, jumping up to a height of ten feet.
The fat and thin people also got up instantly, raising their skills, worried that the bastard would fight back when he was dying, and die with them.
However, unexpectedly, the dog bastard did not attack them, but the big tree next to it.
They found that although the bastard's martial arts were strong, his martial arts were very poor. They were so busy just now.
With their martial arts, they can kill the bastards with a flip of their palms, and there is no need to waste their medicinal wine.
After the dog bastard vented, he forced the poison into the palm of his right hand, and returned to the fire with a smile, not suspecting that the two had poisoned them!
"what is this?"
It was strange for the dog mongrel to see a red spot the size of a palm coin and a blue spot around it.
Seeing this, the fat and thin people also understood that they had misunderstood.
Because the dog bastard is not only poor in martial arts, he can't even use his martial arts, and he didn't force the poison out of his body.
The mongrels are not here to deal with them at all.
Thinking of all the methods they have used against the bastards, I feel very ashamed.
The dog bastard asked the age and name of the two, and was about to be sworn.
Although the fat and thin people didn't want to be sworn brothers with the silly bastard, they kept their promises, so how could they break their promises.
So the fat man said his name was Zhang San.
The thin man said his name was Li Si.
They said that the bastards have no names and no surnames, so how could they be sworn brothers?
The bastard had no choice but to use the name Shi Yidao that Shi Xiaocui gave him.
The fat man knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "Zhang San, Li Si, and Shi Yidao swore to be brothers. From then on, we will share blessings and share difficulties. If we go against this, Zhang San will be like this wild boar in the future. People killed and baked it to eat, haha, haha!"
The word "Zhang San" is of course his pseudonym.
He kept talking about Zhang San and didn't mention the word "I", so he didn't have any sincerity.
The thin man knelt down and said with a smile, "Li Si, Zhang San, and Shi Yidao are sworn brothers today. They don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but hope to die on the same day in the same year. Corpse, thousands of arrows piercing through the body. Hehe, hehe."
He sneered repeatedly, but it was also false.
The bastard naturally didn't understand this, and didn't notice the hypocrisy of the two of them. He knelt down on his knees and said sincerely:
"My brothers Zhang San and Li Si became brothers. We have good wine and good meat. Let the two brothers eat first. If someone wants to kill the two brothers, I will go up and resist first. If I say something, it doesn't count, God. Punish me for having a stomachache every day like just now."
The fat and thin people could not help but feel a little guilty when they heard what he said was very sincere.
The screen freezes.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Convex (艹盘色)!This fat and thin guy is really nothing. I misunderstood Brother Gou before and plotted secretly, but now I understand that it is so fake to be sworn brothers with Brother Gou, it is hypocrisy! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Poor bastard, he was cheated again and still doesn't know it! 】
[Cheng Shifei: The bastards take their big brother, but they don't take the bastards as their brothers! 】
[Yan Ren Zhang Fei: His grandma, these two hypocritical fat and skinny guys really blasphemed the word "brother". If my old Zhang meets them, he has to poke hundreds of transparent holes in them! 】
[Guan Yu: There are many hypocrites and cunning people in the world. Do you think anyone can be like our three brothers, who are truly blessed and share the same hardships, and never leave them! 】
……
"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"
Zhang San and Li Si from Xia Ke Island vomited blood. This wave of them really died.
Facing accusations from everyone.
They just can't justify.
They are really hypocritical, they don't even want to sincerely worship the bastard, they just want to send the bastard away.
"Forget it, we really didn't do it properly."
Li Si shook his head, scold him as he pleases.
They deserve it.
Simultaneously.
They also understood why they became brothers with the bastard.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be like this!
……
The Han Dynasty.
"It's still our brother, love is stronger than gold, not like those hypocrites!"
Zhang Fei said proudly.
"How can a group of people who insert bids and sell heads can be compared with our brothers!"
Guan Yu stroked his beautiful beard lightly, with his nostrils upturned, and said proudly.
"Second brother!"
"Third brother!"
Liu Bei called out affectionately.
"Big brother!"
"Big brother!"
The three hugged each other tightly.
……
"Although I guessed that the Second Envoy of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil would not easily become sworn brothers with a bastard, but I didn't expect that the drink would be so ups and downs, soul-stirring!"
Hua Wanzi felt emotional in her heart.
Who would have thought that there were so many famous names in the wine of the two of them.
[This time, Jiumozhi, Hua Wanzi, Mei Fanggu, and Shi Zhongyu answered wrongly]
【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】
"I don't know what will be drawn this time?"
Hua Wanzi's body trembled and her legs tightened when she thought of the castration she had received earlier.
The four chose to draw by themselves.
[Start to draw random punishments]
[Jumozhi draws a random penalty as follows]
[Big bags all over your head: Congratulations, you are one step closer to becoming a Buddha! 】
A light fell.
The top of Jiumozhi's head was itchy, and then there were big bumps, a bit like a Buddha with big bumps.
and so.
The road to becoming a Buddha is closer.
"Amitabha!"
There were tears of excitement in Jiumozhi's eyes, feeling that he had lost love.
Really. No love.
After he got the punishment of living up to Tathagata and living up to Qing, he became lustful, and wanted to find a few beauties to practice Dahuanxi Zen together.
Now that you are full of bags, can you still find beautiful women to practice with?
[Princess Yunluo: It's so interesting! 】
[Cheng Zhengfei: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】
[Undefeated Naughty Boy Gu Santong: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】
[Old naughty boy Zhou Botong: Congratulations, master, attaining enlightenment and becoming a Buddha is just around the corner! 】
……
Jiu Mozhi: "..."
Just gloat!
Sooner or later you too will be unlucky.
Feng Shui turns.
Come to your house next year.
[Hua Wanzi draws random penalties as follows]
[Ten times the pain: ten times more sensitive to pain! 】
[Mei Fanggu draws a random penalty as follows]
[Deprive ten years of skill! 】
Two lights fell.
Hua Wanzi didn't feel anything special, but Mei Fanggu deprived her of ten years of skill at once, her face turned pale, as if her body had been hollowed out.
"Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother bless..."
Shi Zhongyu kept praying in his heart.
very nervous.
[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]
[Transformed woman: Congratulations on becoming a real woman! 】
"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"
Shi Zhongyu vomited blood, although he no longer likes women, but likes men, but he doesn't want to become a woman either!
A light fell.
Shi ZhongYu turned into a woman.
"Woooo..."
I want to cry without tears.
[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: Hahaha, this is called evil will be rewarded with evil, the law of heaven recurs, and retribution is not good! 】
[Cheng Zhengfei: Patriarch Xuedao, Yu Zhenzi, you can go up, let Shi Zhongyu taste the taste of being picked flowers! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Get out!Patriarch, my taste is very pure! 】
[Tie Jianmen Yu Zhenzi: Poor Dao too! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Is there anyone who is not taboo? 】
[Mo Yin pays off: Jie Jie, Shi Zhongyu looks really good after turning into a woman! 】
[Yin Gui Sect Saintess Hou Wan: Uncle, you are so disgusting! 】
[Cihang Jingzhai Saintess and Concubine Xuan: Demon Sect Monster! 】
[Mo Yin side pays off: Jie Jie, Master Concubine Xuan, I remember you, slip away! 】
……
"Saint of Cihang Jingzhai, hum!"
"The evil king Shi Zhixuan can abduct Bi Xiuxin, and I will not let it down. One day, I will also try the taste of this saint of Cihang Jingzhai!"
Bianbu licked his lips, feeling hot in his heart.
……
"Ah, my Yu'er!"
When Min Rou saw Shi Zhongyu, she exclaimed and fainted immediately.
"Junior Sister!"
Shi Qing quickly hugged Min Rou, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
Sin ah.
Studio.
[Jiang Feng answered the question correctly this time. 】
[Start to draw random rewards]
[Evil-breaking Talisman: It can break all curses and magic spells, a one-time item. 】
……
(End of this chapter)
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