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Chapter 334 The pet cat Wu Meiniang, who looks down to see her toes (seeking a monthly ticket)
[Cheng Zhengfei: Tsk tsk, Xu Xiao is worthy of being a mighty general in the army, he chose a great name, he is also a tiger, a bear, and a dragon elephant Nian beast! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: This Xu Xiao's martial arts is not high, but as a commander, he is really awesome. He joined the army and killed people at the age of ten. He is invincible, invincible, and invincible. 】

[Timely Rain Song Jiang: Because of him alone, the Liyang Dynasty stood out from the nine kingdoms, destroyed eight kingdoms, and unified Liyang, while Xu Xiao alone destroyed six kingdoms, slaughtered more than seventy cities, suppressed sixteen tribes of barbarians in the southwest, and conferred the title of Northern Liang for his meritorious service The king, in command of the three states of Beiliang, with 30 Beiliang iron cavalry under his command, went up to the country to cause chaos, and went down to ride the horses in the rivers and lakes, as a man should do! 】

[Wenhou Lu Bu: The Beiliang iron cavalry is the best in the world, and the Daxuelong cavalry is the best in Beiliang. I don’t know how it compares with my Xiliang iron cavalry? 】

[Shaomin Princess Zhao Min: Since ancient times, the master has made great achievements. If it weren't for Xu Xiao's two sons, one is a dude and the other is dull, the conflict between the Liyang royal family and Beiliang would have been even more intense! 】

[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: I feel that this old Huang who lacks front teeth is not weak, he is probably a master! 】

[The old man at the bottom of the lake, Chu Kuangnu: Isn't this Jian Jiuhuang?After all, he is also a great master swordsman, and he went to be a groom for Xu Xiao's son? 】

[Old Huang Huangxingtu: It's none of your business! 】

……

"Fuck! Old Huang, you still lied to me that you don't know martial arts?"

Xu Fengnian stared at Lao Huang with a resentful face, raised his hand to gesture on his chest, and said angrily:
"Afterwards you told me that martial arts are so high?"

"Is the grand master swordsman this tall?"

"Yes, when the young master practices martial arts, he must be better than me, isn't he just this tall?" Lao Huang said with a silly smile.

"I believe you a ghost, the old man is very bad!"

Xu Fengnian gave him a blank stare. He doesn't know any martial arts now, even if he starts to practice martial arts now, even if he has the resources of Beiliang Palace.

It is not easy for him to become a great master.

Ignoring Lao Huang, the two continued to watch the live broadcast.

on the screen.

Xu Fengnian trekked for six thousand miles, with only a servant named Lao Huang who lacked front teeth, and a poor horse.
Lao Huang never showed his martial arts in front of Xu Fengnian, and ran away every time he encountered danger. The most common thing he said was:
'The wind is tight, pull hoo'!
Xu Fengnian also doubted that Huang would know martial arts, but when he asked Huang, Huang said he could not. In the end, he had no choice but Huang said he knew a little bit.

"How tall is it?"

"About this high..."

Lao Huang raised his hand to make a gesture, and then moved his palm down again, a little shorter than Xu Fengnian's head.

Xu Fengnian was completely speechless.

Three years of traveling.

Xu Fengnian also made some good friends, and the one who got along the most was Wen Hua, who wanted to be a peerless swordsman with a wooden sword.

Along the way, they would fight for a piece of hard-won beef for a long time, they would stand together in the reeds and pee together, and they would attract countless eyes for following a young beauty.

They also talked about their dreams. Wen Hua said that his dream is to "be the most powerful swordsman in the world, drink the strongest wine in the world, and have the most beautiful girl in the world",
And at this moment, he only has a wooden sword in his hand, so what...

[The most vicious Yun Zhonghe: Not bad, one has to have a dream, maybe one day it will come true, it's best to bring a few more bottles of Hehuansan with you, maybe you'll be able to eat meat if you're lucky! 】

[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: It's so wretched, the toad wants to eat swan meat! 】

[Wooden sword ranger Wen Hua: Isn't it just to praise you for having a big butt, good for giving birth, can you have a son?Still hold grudges!The mind is smaller than the chest! 】

【Xuanyuan Qingfeng: Shameless and obscene!You are dead, don't let me see you! 】

……

"asshole!"

Xuanyuan Qingfeng's face was livid, and she was filled with embarrassment and anger. If Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian were not here, she would have to hack them to death with a sword.

That's right.

It was Xu Fengnian, that dandy, who spoke out to tease her at the beginning.

And everyone looked at Xu Fengnian, who was the persimmon king of Beiliang, sneaking around, and the great master swordsman, Lao Huang, who lacked front teeth, was quite happy.

on the screen.

Three years later, when Xu Fengnian was about to reach the border of Beiliang, a group of cavalry suddenly rushed out and surrounded Xu Fengnian and Lao Huang Tuan!

Xu Fengnian recognized at a glance that these cavalry were Western Chu euphorbia soldiers.

In the battle against Chu that year, 30 euphorbia soldiers fought to the death without retreating, and only a few thousand survived!

These people hated Xu Fengnian deeply, and this time they came to capture and kill Xu Fengnian.

At the moment of crisis, a woman in white volleyed out.

Immortal appearance and jade quality, peerless elegance.

It seemed weak, but it instantly drove back hundreds of euphorbia warriors!

Xu Fengnian came forward to thank him, and was surprised when he learned that the other party's name was Nangong Pushe!
It turns out that this Nangong Pushe is No.1 on the Liyang Rouge List, known as the most beautiful woman in the world!

Xu Fengnian has been traveling for three years, and he may not know about others, but he is very familiar with the beauties on the rouge list!
[The extremely vicious Yun Zhonghe: Chi slip!It is indeed No.1 on the Liyang rouge list, so beautiful, and it is no worse than Yan Lingji! 】

[Cheng Zhengfei: Is this the new version of the hero saving the beauty?The heroine saves the handsome man? 】

[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Fairy Nangong is so beautiful, it's no wonder Mr. Jiang went to Liyang to help her! 】

[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: I suddenly discovered that the future of this live broadcast seems to be the future without the influence of the live broadcast room! 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: It seems that most of Xu Fengnian is the pig's foot in the snow, and Nangong Pushe must be one of the pig's feet's harem, but now under the influence of the live broadcast room, Xu Fengnian will not be able to enjoy this beauty, hehe! 】

[Passionate son Hou Xibai: If Kyushu ranked a rouge list, who would be able to top the list and top the list? 】

[Pirate Commander Chu Liuxiang: There are so many beauties in Kyushu, and it's hard to tell who is really top-notch! 】

[Headmaster Wei Xiaobao: I'm the best girl in the flames, she's really amazing, but she's at the top of the list! 】

[Xuedaomen Baoxiang: What the fuck, do you have one?Although Yan Lingji is charming to Wushuang, she is not bad at inviting Moon Palace Master and Jade Lady! 】

[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: Yes, there are so many beauties in the world, each with its own characteristics, it is difficult to distinguish between superior and inferior, but Shi Xianzi is beautiful and refined, with a fairy appearance and jade quality, she can definitely be ranked first! 】

[Dali Prince Duan Yu: I support Sister Immortal! 】

……

Jiangfu.

"Are you excited when you hear about Sister Shenxian?"

Nangong Pushe, who was sitting in Jiang Feng's arms, trembled, and Jianshui Qiutong looked at Jiang Feng:

"Sure enough, men are not good things, eat what's in the bowl and think about what's in the pot!"

"Nangong, you are judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, you are wronged!"

Jiang Feng rubbed Nangong's heart, and said injustice:
"Don't you still believe in your own charm?"

Nangong Pushe gave Jiang Feng a blank stare. He had been ordinary before, but when the words 'Sister Immortal' appeared on the barrage.

She felt Jiang Feng's excitement very clearly.

After all, their relationship is so deep.

Don't get excited.

It's just the slightest change, she knows it well.

indeed.

At that moment just now, Jiang Feng thought of the fairy sisters Wang Yuyan and Li Qiushui.

But only for a moment.

He, Jiang Feng, is the most devoted.

On any woman, he only wants that woman.

Nangong Pushe ignored Jiang Feng, who was as restless as a baby, and continued to watch the live broadcast, letting Jiang Feng do whatever he wanted.

Jiang Feng focused all his attention on the live broadcast, and the rest on Nangong and Nanwei.

1 years is too long.

Seize the day and night.

The most important thing is to be happy in the crotch.

on the live screen.

Under the escort of Nangong Pushe, Xu Fengnian took Lao Huang with missing teeth and a lame and thin horse through all kinds of dangers, and finally returned from traveling!

In the wine shop outside Beiliang City, I said "Xiao Er serves the wine" to make my heart happy!
And Nangong Pushe rescued Xu Fengnian and escorted him back, it was not love at first sight and doing good deeds, but there was a condition!
That is the chance to get to Tingchao Pavilion and read half of the world's martial arts cheats.

It turned out that after Xu Xiao destroyed the Six Kingdoms, holding the imperial decree and holding Fang Fang's sword, he rode across the rivers and lakes and destroyed countless sects. He collected all the secret books of each sect and hid them in the Tide Tide Pavilion.

There are countless secret books in Tingchao Pavilion, all-inclusive, and there are even many unique books.

Xu Fengnian kept his promise, and when he returned to Beiliang City, he took Nangong servant and shot into Tingchao Pavilion!
But I heard that there is another universe in the Tide Pavilion, and there is a hermit named Li Yishan hidden.

It is one of the two counselors under Xu Xiao's command.

He was born in a humble family, known by the world as a yin talent, good at tricks, for the Xu family, for Beiliang, devoted himself to death, and died.

Throughout his life, he spent almost all his life listening to Chao Pavilion plotting against Beiliang's political opponents, resulting in poor health and terminal illness!
Xu Fengnian worshiped him as a teacher since childhood and benefited a lot. He is one of Xu Fengnian's most respected people!

This time Xu Fengnian took Nangong Pu to shoot into Tingchao Pavilion.

One is fulfillment of commitments.

The second is to greet teacher Li Yishan.

But he didn't want Li Yishan to be astonished when he saw Nangong Pushe, and gave a rare comment——

"The great master has cultivated for ten years in the pavilion!
But there are all living beings here, and no one above! "

[Cheng Fei: Damn it!This old man's evaluation is too high! 】

[Princess Yunluo: Sister Nangong is already extremely talented, this old man has good eyesight! 】

[Four-browed Lu Xiaofeng: Fairy Nangong killed Han Diaosi and Xie Guanying successively in Liyang before, and fought Wang Xianzhi. Although she was defeated, even with the help of Mr. Jiang, it can be seen that her talent is outstanding! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Could it be that talent is directly proportional to beauty?Palace Master Yaoyue, Dongfang Bubai, Nangong Pushe, Empress Shui Yunji, etc., which one is not talented and powerful in martial arts? 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: Those who are beautiful but poor in talent have long been hidden in the golden house and become other people's forbidden playthings, so they are naturally unknown! 】

[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: You old bastard, you must have done a lot! 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: The princess is wronged, but in fact, Patriarch, I am a good person! 】

[Princess An Ning: I believe you are evil! 】

……

Northern Liang Palace.

Listen to Tide Pavilion.

Beiliang King Xu Xiao and his confidant Li Yishan sat opposite each other, with a sad look on their faces:

"If this goes on like this, the background of my Beiliang Palace will be exposed!"

"And I'm afraid Fengnian won't be able to hide it anymore!"

Li Yishan nodded slightly, and said in a deep voice:
"My lord has to make preparations early!"

The rain is coming and the wind is all over the building.

He had a hunch that this time it was likely to stimulate the Liyang Dynasty.

The Liyang Dynasty might not be able to resist attacking Xu Xiao.

The two continued to watch the live broadcast.

on the screen.

Xu Fengnian and Li Hanlin went straight to Zijin Tower.

Zijin Building is a well-known sanctuary in Beiliang City, and it is extremely famous.

It is so famous that it is rumored that when Emperor Liyang came to Beiliang Palace to escape the summer, he visited the Zijin Tower privately in a low-clothes, just to see Li Yuanyuan, the well-deserved chief oiran of the four prefectures that year.

Of course, this is just undocumented gossip.

After Li Yuanyuan disappeared, there was no undisputed oiran in the four prefectures. It was just like a hundred flowers blooming. The beauties in various brothels tried their best to compete for beauty, until a young fish and young girl appeared who had fallen into the world after her family background declined.

A woman who abuses her will probably not use her real name, so Yu Youwei's original name is unknown, but her real surname is probably Yu, which has a homonym.

His Royal Highness Xu Fengnian, Zijin Building's greatest benefactor, asked this most taboo question in Goulan in private.

Yu Youwei smiled and said nothing, but Xu Fengnian was not too disappointed. She performed a gorgeous sword dance that had never been seen in the world, and Xu Fengnian was dumbfounded.

At first it was amazing, but later it was timid.

Xu Fengnian and the others rode steeds straight to the gentle township of gold and silver - Zijin Tower.

[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Zijin Building is famous again, it is uncertain whether Emperor Liyang will go or not, but Mr. Jiang actually went there! 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: Needless to say, this oiran will definitely fall into the hands of Xu Fengnian in the end, but it is a pity that Xu Fengnian will not be able to taste the beauty of the oiran now! 】

[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: I don't know how beautiful the fish oiran is? 】

[Holy Maiden of the Yingui sect: Nangong Pushe and Yuyouwei are both related to Xu Fengnian, could it be that Mr. Jiang had an affair with Xu Fengnian? 】

[Beiliang Persimmon Xu Fengnian: Demon girl, you are playing with fire!Believe it or not, Ben Persimmon snatched you away and gave it to Mr. Jiang as a bed warming maid! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: I just want to know what Zijin Tower looks like? 】

……

Countless lsps got excited.

If it was before, apart from people from the Liyang Dynasty, not many people knew about Zijin Tower.

But since Jiang Feng went to Zijin Building to take away the oiran fish young wei.

The Zijin Building exploded.

Countless lsps have been fascinated for a long time.

After all, Yulang Jiangfeng had been there.

Maybe he and Jiang Feng could become comrades-in-arms and share the same bed.

Although Jiang Feng took Yu Youwei away.

But it's not necessarily that he hasn't played with other women in Zijin Building.

The crowd widened their eyes.

Staring at the live broadcast.

on the screen.

The bustard of the Zijin Building was also a well-known oiran back then, but with the rise of the Zijin Building over the years, unless it was a distinguished guest, she didn't even bother to show her face.

Today, he hastily dressed up and went out to meet the three young masters who could walk sideways in person.

Li Hanlin, who was familiar with the way, took out a 500 taels of silver bill, stuffed it into the neckline of the bustard who was a middle-aged lady, more charming than an actor, and said with a strange smile:

"Aunt Han, I have never tasted the taste of a woman of your age, why don't you make an exception today? Aunt Han, do you have the bed skills to take ten thousand taels of silver from here? I have heard that you were a beautiful woman back then Blowjob is a must."

The bustard stretched out a finger and gently poked Li Hanlin, who had an evil face, and said with a coquettish smile:

"Hey, Mr. Li is so elegant this time. As long as you don't think the old cow eats the tender grass, Aunt Han will use eighteen martial arts. Not to mention the beauty playing the flute, Guanyin is very good at playing the lotus."

Although teasing Li Hanlin wantonly, the old bustard's eyes are always on Xu Fengnian's body.

Li Hanlin put his arms around Aunt Han's still slender and elastic waist, entered Zijin Building with Xu Fengnian and Yan Shugui, and said with a soft smile:

"Ms. Han, you know my taste. You sneaked out this time, and you didn't have time to bring the book boy. Do you have a young man who trains you?"

"As for you, I suggest that you hook up with Mr. Yan, he is still a baby, as long as you can toss him until his back is sore and his legs are cramped and he can't get out of bed, I will give you all the money on my body, and I will also pay you 5000 taels on credit. How? Of course, don’t forget to give Mr. Yan a small red envelope of 66 taels afterwards.”

The old bustard, who is not young but not old-fashioned, said charmingly: "This is not right, Mr. Zhou Mu should not seal up my Zijin Tower.

As for the young husband, there just happen to be a few lovely people who are about to debut, they are tenderer than girls, and their skin is guaranteed to feel as good as Shu brocade and suduan, and you will be satisfied with it a hundred times. "

Li Hanlin said hehe: "The old rules, His Royal Highness, go to Yuhuakui's place, and I will have fun by myself, and Mrs. Han will find two gentlemen who will meet and talk about dance music for Young Master Yan."

She pretended to complain: "Master Li doesn't want to taste the taste of Aunt Han's beautiful tongue?"

Li Hanlin slapped her plump buttocks, and said: "Next time, after you recharge your batteries, you will fight with Mrs. Han for [-] rounds. I must experience your [-] martial arts."

[Princess Yunluo: I'll go!These guys are having a great time! 】

[Yangzhou Li Yuhu: Your circle is really chaotic! 】

[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: This Mrs. Han is not bad, I like it! 】

[Ding Xiu: Very smooth! 】

[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: Sure enough, like attracts like, shamelessly indecent! 】

[Beiliang Persimmon Xu Fengnian: With such a big butt and such a small mind, why do you still remember? Wen Hua said it all! 】

[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua: Damn!Xu Jiaohua, I say everything, you have no part! 】

[Mo Yin side pays off: Suddenly found that Xu Fengnian was already the guest of Yu Huakui three years ago. Doesn't it mean that he and Jiang Feng are also considered fellows? 】

[Beiliang Persimmon Xu Fengnian: Fart!I just went to watch a sword dance! 】

[Mo Yin pays off: So Shen Lian and Shen Lian are the same people, spend money and don't sleep, now it's popular to go to brothels like this? 】

[Yin Gui Sect Saintess Houhou: Shocked!Beiliang's number one playboy turned out to be a dog licker! 】

……

"It's over!"

"Totally dead!"

Li Hanlin is like a defeated rooster. Although many people in the nobles like to play with bookboys and young husbands, they are tacit after all and have not been brought to the surface.

Now he is directly popular in Kyushu.

Everyone knows it.

"My goddammit, Ben Persimmon won't die too, will he?"

Xu Fengnian also felt a little bad at the moment.

But he didn't seem to have done anything unscrupulous.

Probably not in the future.

He stared closely at the live broadcast.

on the screen.

Xu Fengnian went straight into the backyard, found a single courtyard with all plantains planted, opened the door and entered.

Unlike Aunt Han, the old procuress who mobilized the crowd, she sat in the courtyard and looked at a ruined plantain plant in a daze. The woman faced each other without makeup.

She was only wearing blue clothes, and today was no exception. She obviously heard Xu Feng's young smile, and remained motionless.

She is different from those oirans who pay attention to ostentation, she has no maidservants who serve her personally, she even cleans up the room and the courtyard by herself, she is unique, looking at the fences, she really stands out from the crowd.

Squatting on the stone table was a white cat that was neither bloated nor thin, just like its owner's enchanting figure, no increase or decrease was appropriate.

The spiritual white cat has a pair of bright ruby-like eyes. When staring at people, it makes people feel absurd and weird.

The most coincidental thing is that this snowy pet is nicknamed Wu Meiniang.

wow.

Seeing this, everyone immediately exploded.

Isn't this the nickname of Empress Wu Mingkong of Wu Zhou?

[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua: Damn!This name is awesome!Makes me want to get one! 】

[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: What a beast, even if I am extremely vicious, I won't do anything to the cat. Wouldn't it be nice to raise a beauty with the same name? 】

[Mo Yin Bian Lives Up: Know how to play!I have a few too! 】

[Shangguan Wan'er: Presumptuous!The emperor must not be humiliated, you are courting death! 】

……

"Bastard!"

"Little whore in a brothel, how dare you insult me, punish the nine clans for me, and put her to death!"

Wu Mingkong's phoenix eyes were full of evil, and he bristled with anger. How dare he treat her like a pet cat? It's really unreasonable.

"Your Majesty, please calm down. The lowly servant girl in a brothel, who doesn't know His Majesty's Tianwei, must have made an unintentional mistake..."

Shangguan Wan'er quickly advised.

If Yuyouwei was just a brothel oiran, she would definitely destroy her nine clans without hesitation.

But the problem is that Yu Youwei is now Jiang Feng's woman.

It is impossible to destroy the Nine Clans.

"That cat must die!"

"roll!"

Wu Mingkong also knew about Yuyouwei's relationship with Jiang Feng, so he felt aggrieved and shouted angrily.

"Wei Chen retire!"

After Shangguan Wan'er left, Wu Mingkong was still in a state of unrest, his full peak trembling and undulating, and he continued to watch the live broadcast.

on the screen.

Xu Fengnian met Yu Youwei and said that he would marry her back as a concubine, but Yu Youwei said that she would leave tomorrow.

Yu Youwei held Wu Meiniang in both hands, lowered her head and asked, "Feng Nian, I will dance sword with you for the last time, do you dare to watch?"

Xu Fengnian has no reason to give birth to a surge of pride and ambition,
"Why don't you dare?"

"There is really no regret medicine in the world."

"Death is worth it."

The young fish Wei got up, her chest was extraordinarily majestic.

Xu Fengnian once said: A woman who bows her head but does not see her toes is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Yuyouwei is the one who looks down and doesn't see her toes.

After a cup of tea, the young fish Wei came out, looking very beautiful.

She danced the sword, walking extremely slanted, the red silk was wrapped around her hands, and the sword was tied at the end.

In an instant, the courtyard was filled with sword lights.

In the end, the long sword flew out with a sense of murderousness, piercing Xu Fengnian's head.

The screen freezes.

[First question, who saved Xu Fengnian?What was the result of the young fish? 】

[A, Old Huang.The young fish Wei was stabbed to death by Lao Huang with a sword. 】

[B, Lao Huang.Yu Youwei was carried home by Xu Fengnian. 】

【C. Nangong Pushe.Yu Youwei was hacked to death by Nangong Pushe. 】

【D. Nangong Pushe.Yu Youwei was carried home by Xu Fengnian. 】

……

(End of this chapter)