Madam let me die

Chapter 103 Intersex!
"Just today? You mean... I can fall in love with you today?"

Bai Ruyue opened her watery almond eyes, a little surprised.

She thought it would take at least ten days and a half a month.

The corners of Li Nanke's lips twitched, and he stopped teasing the other party. He tried to persuade him earnestly, "Princess, loving someone is not something you can just talk about. This thing is simple but complicated. You can't do it, you can't." Force yourself to fall in love with someone, understand?"

"I want to force myself!"

Bai Ruyue, who usually hates being looked down upon by others, can't hear such words the most, and said domineeringly.

Li Nanke smiled: "Okay, then I will analyze it for you. You said that you hate me, so you want to fall in love with me. Don't you think this is contradictory? You hate me, how can you fall in love with me?"

"It doesn't matter."

Bai Ruyue waved her hand, she had her own thoughts.

In her opinion, hating the other person is because you really hate it, and falling in love with the other person is to cure the disease, these are completely different things.

If you don't hate it, how can you cut off your love?
Do you want to give it to me for free?
Li Nanke had no choice but to continue patiently persuading: "Okay, even if you fall in love with me, do you think you will still hate me? Love and hate are always opposite. At that time, will you still be willing to separate from me?"

Originally, the first two sentences made Bai Ruyue think, but the last sentence made the proud eldest princess laugh.

"Li Nanke, you don't really think you are very attractive, do you?"

Bai Ruyue raised her chin slightly, Bai Yu's flawless and seductive face was full of absolute confidence and arrogance, as well as her disdain for men, "Don't worry, this princess is not the kind of teenage girl who is in spring all day. It's just you, how about you?" Not enough to make this princess love you forever!"

The woman's arrogant appearance clearly expresses a sentence——

This princess has no feelings.

Li Nanke found that he really couldn't understand the other party's brain circuit, and said helplessly: "Your Highness, I'm not saying that I have a lot of charm. It's terrible to love this thing——"

"Okay, you don't have to scare Ben Gong."

Bai Ruyue waved her hands impatiently, "Just tell me how I fell in love with you in such a short time!"

Li Nanke could see that this princess was now completely on the tip of her horns.

Anyone's persuasion is just useless.

Of course, he couldn't understand the mood of the other party.

Although that strange illness was not a painful torture that would make life worse than death, as the eldest princess, she fell into desire every time, which was more uncomfortable than killing her who was arrogant by nature.

Even, sometimes she thought about committing suicide.

Now that he finally has the chance to be cured, he will never hesitate.

Isn't it like loving someone and then dumping him?

Very simple!
Li Nanke said: "I'm sorry princess, I can't give you any advice, because I don't understand this stuff either."

Bai Ruyue narrowed her apricot eyes, and sarcasm burst out from the slits in her eyes: "Don't pretend to be honest in front of me, your boss, Leng Xinnan, clearly has a crush on you, isn't this your trick?"

Well, why are you so smart now?

Li Nanke spread his hands: "I don't know if Sister Leng has a good impression of me, and I didn't use any means. But if the princess insists on me giving a plan of how to love, it's very simple, kiss first and then bridal chamber."

"what?"

Bai Ruyue was stunned.

Immediately, her delicate face was instantly covered with frost, and she slapped the table hard: "Presumptuous!"

Li Nanke smiled and said: "Look, this is a normal interaction between lovers. You can't do this, and you still say you want to love me? So, princess, go find someone else, I'm really not suitable for you."

"You think I'm a fool?"

Bai Ruyue suddenly took out a stack of books from under the table and threw them in front of Li Nanke.

When the man saw it, he was a little dumbfounded.

These books are all romance novels circulating on the market, and there are even some banned books among them.

Obviously the princess did her homework in advance.

Bai Ruyue was very satisfied with the man's astonished expression, and said with a sneer, "Although I haven't experienced love affairs between men and women, I can go to see other people. In these books, many people who fell in love before they got married, you didn't mention it." What kind of bridal chamber kiss!"

Li Nanke picked up a book called "Yin Ping Lan" and asked, "Not in this book?"

Bai Ruyue blushed pretty, and said coldly: "That book doesn't count!"

Li Nanke said with a smile: "Princess, novels are novels after all, and the love and love described in them has a certain romantic color, which is different from reality."

"Nonsense, doesn't this palace know? That's why I asked you to find a way."

Bai Ruyue's tone was inexplicably more guilty.

Li Nanke was also annoyed, and said casually: "Okay, kissing in the bridal chamber is fine, but holding hands and hugging should be acceptable, I don't believe there is no such thing as holding hands in these books?"

Hold hands and hug?

The eldest princess frowned tightly with her ink-dyed slender eyebrows.

If Li Nanke said to 'hold hands and hug' at the beginning, she would definitely disagree.

But after experiencing the verbal bombardment of "kissing the bridal chamber", I feel that "holding hands and hugging" does not seem to be particularly difficult to accept.

After all, this standard has been lowered a lot.

After some extreme entanglement in her heart, Bai Ruyue bit her lips, and said softly: "Holding hands is fine, but hugging... I have to consider it. If it's not necessary, it's better to forget it."

"can."

Without saying a word, Li Nanke stretched out his hand and grabbed the opponent's catkin.

"What are you doing!" Bai Ruyue was taken aback, and hurriedly stepped back against the wooden frame, and said sharply, "Li Nanke, how dare you be presumptuous!?"

The man was expressionless: "Can't you hold hands?"

"But...this..."

When Bai Ruyue came to her senses, her dimples blushed like peach blossoms, she subconsciously put her pair of white hands behind her back, her expression was extremely entangled, and she completely lost her previous calmness.

After all, from memory, she has never held hands with the opposite sex.

Unacceptable for a while.

Li Nanke shrugged and smiled: "So, princess, love doesn't come from this way, so don't make things difficult for yourself."

After that, the man turned and walked towards the door.

"stop!"

The moment he was about to open the door, a woman's voice came.

Bai Ruyue's complexion was unpredictable, and finally she gritted her silver teeth and stretched out her jade-like white catkin with great difficulty.

"bring it on."

The woman turned her head away, as if she was on the execution stage.

Li Nanke was a little surprised.

Seeing the other party's behavior was inexplicably joyful, the man smiled, and walked over without being pretentious.

Hearing the footsteps getting closer, Bai Ruyue felt that her heart was also constricting. She wanted to withdraw her hand several times, but she still forcibly restrained it.

"Princess."

The man suddenly spoke up.

Bai Ruyue said angrily: "Hurry up if you want to hold hands, how can a big man be more annoying than a woman!"

"Then can you let go of your hand? How can I hold it when you make a fist?"

Li Nanke said helplessly.

what?
Bai Ruyue was taken aback for a moment, then looked back, only to realize that she didn't know when her fists were clenched tightly, and she didn't even know that her slightly sharp nails pierced into the flesh of her palm.

The woman was a little embarrassed, blushing and let go of her hand.

Before she could respond, a big warm hand firmly held her catkin.

At this moment, Bai Ruyue's mind was a little blank.

It seemed that what the other party was holding was not her hand, but her heart.

Rejection, anger, shyness, bewilderment, timidity, disgust, panic... Emotions filled every part of her body, and goose bumps seemed to pop up.

A woman's hands are soft and smooth.

It seems to be carved and cast from the best white jade suet in the world, evenly powdered, the fingers are slender, and the tips are slightly shining like jade.

Li Nanke couldn't help but be engrossed.

It was definitely the most beautiful hand he had ever seen.

Even though his wife Luo Qianqiu and Leng Xinnan had beautiful hands, they were still slightly inferior to the pair in front of them.

As expected of a princess, she reckoned that she had taken good care of every part of her body since she was a child, explaining what a real golden body is.

"Okay... Are you ready?"

Bai Ruyue's voice trembled a little, especially when she felt that the man seemed to be rubbing the back of her hand gently with his fingers, and the strong repulsion, disgust, and shyness became more and more obvious.

If it wasn't for her proud character to support her refusal to admit defeat, she would have withdrawn her hand a long time ago.

"This is just the beginning, what's the hurry?"

Li Nanke, who originally just wanted to tease the other party, was a little reluctant to let go of this little hand.

It's like he is still reminiscing about Meng Xiaotu's sugar lips.

Have their own characteristics.

Bai Ruyue's plump lips were bleeding from the bite of her white teeth, so she could only continue to endure.

For some reason, she recalled that night again in her mind...

An unbearable memory like a nightmare.

After being taken advantage of by this man, what's the point of holding hands now?
Thinking of this, Bai Ruyue suddenly felt relieved.

The tense emotions gradually relaxed a lot at this moment, and their eyes no longer avoided, and they fixedly looked at the hands that were holding each other.

His hands... so warm.

Such a thought suddenly popped up in the woman's mind.

……

Coming out of the house, a few stars had already hung in the sky.

The light veil of night unknowingly covers everything near and far, making the lanterns hanging in front of each house quite eye-catching.

Even though he touched the princess's hand, Li Nanke still felt it was absurd.

It's absurd, but it's a little funny.

Some neuroses in this world are still very interesting,

Turning around the familiar alley, Li Nanke entered the forest path. At this time, there was no light, and everything around was gray, and even the path was vaguely unrecognizable, blending in with the surroundings.

He has traveled this way home countless times.

I can go home with my eyes closed.

The mountains of Hei Kui Kui in the distance are like giants, oppressing in the night.

Li Nanke thought about what dinner his wife had prepared for tonight, and recalled the warm and fragrant experience of holding his wife in his arms last night, so he couldn't help speeding up his pace, preparing to take a step closer tonight.

The cool wind blows, the leaves rustle and the branches sway slowly.

A very strong scent of powder penetrated into the man's nose.

fragrance?

Li Nanke stood still, squinting and looking forward.

In the shadow of the tree, there was a vague figure standing there, swaying with the wind, like a ghost being hoisted.

who is it?

Li Nanke clenched the handle of the knife, feeling uneasy.

At this time, he heard the slight sound of silk thread rubbing behind him and on both sides, as if someone was doing some needlework.

But Li Nanke could clearly feel that his retreat was blocked.

Master!

Heartbroken, he walked slowly towards the figure.

As his eyes drew closer, Li Nanke saw clearly that it was indeed a figure.

Judging from the body shape, it is not clear whether it is male or female.The wide sleeves flutter in the wind, matching the swaying branches of the surrounding trees.

"Who is Your Excellency?"

Li Nanke asked in a deep voice.

The other party didn't respond, but Li Nanke could feel the eyes hidden in the dark staring at him with great interest.

This made Li Nanke inexplicably uncomfortable.

The other person's eyes are too aggressive.

It was as if he was a little lamb waiting to be slaughtered, being greedily sized up by this mysterious black prey, and would be pounced upon and swallowed up in the next second.

"I'm looking for someone."

man's voice?No, it seems to be a woman's voice?
Li Nanke was a little confused.

When I think about it carefully, it looks more like a man deliberately pinching his throat to pretend to be a female voice, but it is not the same as the eunuch in the film and television drama.

"I wonder who you are looking for?" Li Nanke asked.

"My man."

The other party continued to answer with that strange voice.

Li Nanke's hand holding the handle of the knife was sweating, and he said coldly, "Is Your Excellency's man lost here?"

"His name is... Dong Wankun."

what! ?

Li Nanke's complexion changed abruptly, the hairs on his neck stood on end, and a wave of shock arose in his heart.

This is Dong Wankun's woman?

No, it's Dong Wankun's concubine?
Male or not, female or not?
Li Nanke never expected that Dong Wankun would have such an expert concubine, his heart sank, and he said coldly, "I don't know who this Kun is. Your Excellency has found the wrong person."

"Giggle..."

The person on the other side let out an extremely piercing and disgusting laugh.

Swish!
Li Nanke only felt a figure flash in front of him, and the other party appeared like a ghost within four or five meters away from him, standing still, the disgusting smell of rouge was even stronger.

Li Nanke stared and watched, and finally saw the other person's face clearly.

It was a very pale face.

Obviously put on a lot of rouge powder, his body was thin, his lips were painted extremely bright red, as if he drank blood.

From the outline of the other party, it can be determined that it is a man.

The temperament is obviously more like a woman.

Wearing a black robe and disheveled hair, he is the black impermanence who came out of the underworld.

A more accurate description is Heiwuchang who has been castrated.

"Do you think I believe it?"

The neither male nor female weirdo said quietly.

While thinking about the countermeasures, Li Nanke said, "I remember, you are talking about Dongqianhu. He was ordered to be killed by the eldest princess because he colluded with the Tianqiong Sect."

"Xiao Langjun, I also guessed that he is dead."

The yin and yang monster continued to laugh and said, "But how and why he died, I have to figure it out. After all, he is my man and my favorite Ah Kun."

"You should ask the eldest princess, not me."

Li Nanke felt a little nauseous.

The yin and yang monster said: "No, you are the answer. Originally, I wanted to kill you to avenge Akun. But now I have changed my mind, and you will take Akun's place, okay?"

Li Nanke couldn't bear it any longer, and cursed loudly, "You're crazy, aren't you?"

"Then it depends on whether you are my good medicine."

The yin and yang monster disappeared from his eyes with a 'swish'. The next moment, Li Nanke felt that he was patted on the shoulder, and turned around hastily. The other party was five meters away from him again, with a playful face.

"It's a great body, I'm sure I'll love it."

The weirdo licked his scarlet lips.

So fast... Li Nanke's heartbeat was beating like a drum, and the cold sweat from his back had already soaked his clothes. He said fiercely, "I don't care who you are, you'd better not mess with me, otherwise—"

"Otherwise will you eat me?"

Snapped!
Another tap on the shoulder.

The yin and yang weirdo said sadly: "Akun is dead, I am not sad, but at least someone has to replace him. Xiao Langjun, any woman will be tempted by your appearance, let alone me.

From today on, you are my man, I will love you well, hehehehe..."

As he spoke, the strange man grabbed Li Nanke's shoulder with his pale claws.

scoff!

The nearly three-foot-long cyan sword glow flashed in the dark night forest in an instant.

The weird man who retreated in time let out a sigh, looked down at the torn robe, and said with a gloomy gaze: "It's obvious that he doesn't seem to be a man of cultivation, but he surprises me with such exquisite sword skills." .”

Li Nanke was a little desperate.

The knife that has been charged for a long time actually just cut the opponent's clothes. How strong is this person's cultivation?

"Xiao Lang-jun, just obediently follow me back."

The strange man grabbed Li Nanke again, twice as fast as before.

Li Nanke used his sword to slash again, but the opponent saw the trajectory and easily dodged. The next moment, Li Nanke's shoulder was firmly held by the opponent's sharp claws.

Severe pain came from his shoulder, and the pain made Li Nanke's eyes stare.

The hand holding the handle of the knife also dropped limply.

Clearly a dislocated joint.

"Xiao Langjun, you must be obedient. Only when you are obedient, will I give you sweets. Otherwise, you will be beaten."

The yin and yang monster came to Li Nanke's ear, took a deep sniff, and said in an extremely greedy tone, "If it is so delicate and tender, if it is broken, you won't feel sorry for me to death."

The strong smell of rouge is mixed with extremely pungent body odor.

Li Nanke felt that his scalp was about to split, and cursed:
"You are a trash who is neither male nor female! I must kill you! Your parents have been unlucky for eight lifetimes, and gave birth to such a trash! Disgusting! You are cheap! Bastards..."

The more Li Nanke scolded, the worse it sounded.

Serenity and anger gradually appeared on the face of the weird man who was originally smiling.

He clasped his five fingers slowly, and his five long nails almost sank into the flesh. Li Nanke couldn't even make a sound due to the pain.

"Xiao Langjun, I don't like you anymore."

The strange man caressed Li Nanke's neck with his other hand, and said with a cold smile, "Well, I'll kill you and make your body into a puppet. Although it's less fun, it's still obedient, right?"

The weirdo wasn't a threat, but really wanted to kill.

The breath of death shrouded Li Nanke's body very clearly, and the sharp nails tapped on his throat.

In desperation, Li Nanke took out the brick.

Throw it at the opponent's forehead!
But how could such a small move be hidden from the weirdo? He easily grabbed Li Nanke's wrist and was about to laugh, but Li Nanke let go of his hand... The brick turned into a streamer and hit the weirdo firmly on the forehead.

"boom!"

The yin and yang monster didn't expect this, he staggered back a few steps, and the pain hit his forehead.

When I touched it with my hand, it was bleeding.

Taking advantage of this, Li Nanke hurriedly retreated to the side of a big tree, gasping for breath.

"I kill you!!"

Seeing the bright red blood on his fingertips, the yin and yang monster had a ferocious face, trembling with anger, and his eyes were full of anger.

Since he was bleeding from the ghost gun last year, no one has ever injured him.

This person...Damn it!
"I'll go to your uncle!"

Li Nanke grabbed the flying brick and threw it at the strange man again.

The yin-yang geek flicked his cuff lightly, and the brick fell to the ground, and then countless silver needles and thin threads flew out from his fingertips, entangled the brick, stuck it to the ground, and couldn't let it fly back.

I go!

Is this possible?

The failure of the last magic weapon made Li Nanke's heart fall to the bottom.

He wanted to use the hidden weapon Nie Ying gave him, but the arm was dislocated by the opponent, and he couldn't lift it up at all.

Ruined!
Seeing the other party walking slowly, Li Nanke really felt the fear of death for the first time.

Inadvertently, he suddenly touched the half bottle of 'Red Rain' on his chest.

Reason and madness are at war.

Fight!

Looking at the cruel bloodthirsty murderous intent in the eyes of the yin and yang monster, Li Nanke gritted his teeth, opened his mouth, and took half a bottle of 'Red Rain'.

(End of this chapter)