Injustice Queen and her sixth assistant

Chapter 269 It's All Famous Scenes!

The whole article is here, and the film critics feel a little interesting. The plot of this drama is not bad now, it depends on how to deal with it later, and everyone has also discovered that this drama is not a comedy in the pure sense, or rather.

This drama is defined as a comedy, but the content of the comedy is the burden of shaking, which is for the plot, not the plot for the comedy. This is a bit different from "I Am Your Father".

Speaking of the premiere of "I Am Your Father" at this time and there.

The development of the movie "I Am Your Father" has reached the point where it is about the same as the film critics guessed. The plot in the middle is indeed a ridiculous story on the road between father and son. Kan Ze is really funny. , There should still be a lot of people in the future screenings. After all, in this society, the smiles on people's faces are getting smaller and smaller. Now it's not bad to spend dozens of dollars to enjoy a comedy feast.

At this time, everyone has already given this comedy a score in their hearts. Putting it in the entire history of Chinese comedy comedy, it is difficult to enter the top ten, but it is still good. After all, it is still the same sentence, comedy is very good. Disaster.

It is Min Xinghe's solid foundation that this drama can still produce such quality in such a situation, he has two brushes!

……

The IMAX screen is constantly playing the content of "Let the Bullets Fly".

At this time, the plot of "Let the Bullets Fly" has also entered a wonderful or can be recited in full.

Master's thinking is similar to that of "better to be a dog in a peaceful world than a person in a troubled world". In this troubled world, I don't shave the common people, some people shave. If this is the case, why don't I shave?
"If you don't scrape the poor man's money, who are you taking it from!" The master said a little excitedly when he said this.

At the same time, she hated this Hu Wan fiercely!

Comedy, but the core of this comedy is full of irony, and the irony is more ironic than the original comedy classic "Charlotte Annoyance", and there are even more ironic things. It feels that many places are full of depth.

We just said how could a bandit be so cultured that even the author of this piece of music can recognize it.

This movie is very interesting with 25 points.

The master was speechless, and wanted to give him a blank stare, even if the person in front of him was not a bandit, then the master felt that he would give Zhang Pocky a kick, and then he would lecture him severely.

but……

But the melon-eaters who were still surrounding here retreated one after another after seeing this scene.

"Aren't I a beggar on my knees?"

The scarlet color immediately stained Liu Zi's abdomen, and Liu Zi's face turned pale almost instantly. At this moment, even his speech was broken and weak.

"I still have to pull the gentry?"

At this time, our Zhang Mazi pretended to be confused with his understanding, smashed his wine glass and said to the master: "You are too dishonest! Master Huang has been busy for this matter, you will share [-]% ?”

This bandit Zhang Mazi can even read English?
Foreign fart hey!
Immediately after the plot continued, when everyone was still immersed in what kind of person Zhang Mazi was, the plot came to Yu Wei who personally thinks it is one of the most classic scenes in "Let the Bullets Fly".

"Hmph~" Zhang Mazi let out a soft, arrogant voice, picked up the gavel and put it in front of him.

"Whose face?" Zhang Mazi asked indifferently.

"Correct!"

Everyone think about it.

Ye Mengjie rolled her eyes, "Well, Gouzi, you are the strongest! Gouzi, you are the best!"

In the end, because the six sons were too young and had a good face, they took a knife and cut open their stomachs abruptly!

"Correct!"

When the master heard this, he throbbed and said: "[-]% belong to others! The [-]% that can be done depends on Huang Silang's face!"

What the master said is a vivid image, and one can tell from the facial expression that this must have been experienced many times.

"We still have to look at his face?"

The time here is handled by Yu Wei, it just happens to be the year of this year, of course it's still that, vulgar language like "TMD" will not appear in the subtitles of the movie.

"Can earn, kneel!" Master continued to respond.

Zhang Mazi said indifferently: "I never thought of scraping the poor man's money!"

Everyone only cares about your dissection, no one cares how many bowls of noodles you ate.

Zhang Mazi wants to kill people!
Then the most classic scene came again, alas...why is this movie full of famous scenes?

The plot continued to develop, and after Zhang Mazi finished speaking, he began to make things difficult for the people on Huang Silang's side, and it just so happened that our Wu Juren came out because of the entanglement of a junior.

Wu Juren was pressed into the lobby.

"When the county magistrate takes office, he has to set up a good name, win over the gentry, and pay taxes and donations. Only after they pay can the common people follow suit!"

"He's right! Do you want to make money? It's not shabby, besides, I always make money standing up!" Yu Wei straightened her back and said proudly.

As the six sons were driven into a hurry, and he threw down the white silver dollar in his hand, Hu Wan also felt that the time had come!
He immediately said in a strange manner: "With so much money, how many bowls of noodles has he eaten!?"

"Correct!"

The master explained patiently: "In the eyes of the common people, you are the county magistrate, but in the eyes of Huang Silang, you are just begging on your knees!"

The master broke out another golden sentence at this time, "Do you make money, business, not shabby!"

"Yes!" The master was rarely serious.

"Him?!" Zhang Mazi was a little disdainful, pointing directly at the hat and said, "I came all the way here just to see his face?"

Magistrate's Hall.

"That's not it! Wait a minute and there's something even better!"

The master shook his head silently, saying that he didn't know, and it was impossible for him to know.

At this time, the master rushed out to relieve the tense atmosphere, "I got the dollar, according to the usual practice, three to seven points!"

In your life, say on the Internet, on Weibo, have you ever done the same thing as the people in this scene?

revenge!

As the plot continued, Zhang Mazi and Liu Zi were discussing records in the cellar? !
Especially when everyone heard that Zhang Pocky actually said that the author of this piece was actually Mozart, all the film critics who watched the plot took a deep breath at this time, what the hell is this!

"How great?" Ye Mengjie became interested. This dog kept telling me that he would give me some news after the movie was over, and it was very exciting news. He didn't care about it at first, but he kept provoking me repeatedly. , the feeling is coming!
"Better than me!" Yu Wei said with serious eyes and approval.

"No!" Zhang Mazi said seriously. After all, if he had been a county magistrate, would he still be here now?
Isn't this farting!

Too ironic!
This scene fell in the eyes of the audience at this time, and no one could help but sympathize with the six sons, it was so pitiful.

Then the famous scene came again.

But the next scene surprised everyone again.

The night after we first arrived in Goose City, what exactly did our Zhang Mazi do to our county magistrate's wife, or whether he did it or not is a question.

"Then can this make money?"

"It's too late! The previous county magistrates set Goose City's taxes to 90 years later! That's the fucking Western calendar..."

"Two bowls!" Xiaoer said awkwardly.

At the dinner table, Hongmen Banquet!
The big duel between movie kings!

"So you want to stand up and make money! Then go back to the mountains!"

No wonder I shouted every day, "I'm applying for World Heritage, Smecta~"

Everyone in the movie theater couldn't help laughing when they saw this sentence, but I don't know why, everyone's face is full of sarcasm?

Upon hearing this, Huang Silang asked back: "Then whose money are you going to earn?"

"It's still so fair!"

"Can this make money?" Zhang Mazi took out a pistol with his backhand, used a gunshot, put it on the table in front of him, and asked the master.

"After getting the money, the gentry's money will be returned in full, and the common people's money will be divided!"

Yu Wei at the back of the screening hall hugged Ye Mengjie, Ye Mengjie burst out laughing while watching the drama, but Yu Wei was expressionless, Ye Mengjie raised her slender fingers and poked her dog man's face in confusion, "Dog, why don't you smile?"

"He wants fairness..." Hu Wan began to contemplate casting a spell, and at the next moment, Hu Wan snapped his teeth and claws and said, "Aren't you bullying honest people?"

"The purpose of buying an official is to make money, and Ma doesn't like to make money from the poor."

Huang Silang laughed even wider.

Zhang Mazi seemed to be saying the simplest thing.

The master immediately understood, did you say it earlier!

Immediately, Zhang Mazi stacked the gavel and the pistol with his backhand and asked, "Then with this and this, can you make money standing up!

But Zhang Mazi immediately grasped the point when he heard the master's words, and said very puzzled: "Why is it only [-]%!"

The master nodded to Jia a series of times, which made Zhang Mazi a little upset, and directly said the classics.

As a result, the Wu Juren behind the second child sang "Bad Face" and passed by with one kick, really like a blind monk.

Zhang Mazi was still very calm, but his tone quickened a bit, "Whoever has money will earn it!"

Zhang Mazi said regretfully, "You are too wrong!"

revenge!

When Zhang Mazi heard this, it was useless to answer immediately, he turned his back and came to the master's side, grabbed the master and said, "Let me ask you, why did I go up the mountain to become a bandit?"

"He!" Master pointed to the hat that Zhang Mazi took off just now.

Then Zhang Mazi uttered the classic again.

Zhang Mazi shook his shoulders and said, "Whoever has money earns it~"

Isn't this pockmarked Zhang a bandit?

But there is one thing to say.

As if this smile is a self-deprecating self?
Especially those giants who gave money and were not allowed to run away.

"Do you have to come up with a name?"

Wasted so much of my saliva.

"You could have said no!"

Ok?
Everyone standing in the light is innocent, because when they can stand here, the light is already guilty.

"Hey!" Zhang Mazi was displeased, "I don't understand this, I've already become a county magistrate, so why not be as good as a bandit?"

Although self-deprecating, critics feel that the show is getting more and more interesting.

"Give him a bowl of money!" Liu Zi pointed to the little girl before him.

"Why am I laughing?"

"Oh?"

At this time, this funny scene was called "kneeling in the mountains" by the majority of netizens after a long time...

Zhang Mazi wore dark glasses that he didn't know where he came from, raised three fingers and said to the men in front of him who were covering their upper body:
"fair!"

When the master heard Zhang Mazi's words, he was very puzzled and introduced to Zhang Mazi: "The common people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil to squeeze!"

The master is stupid, in his knowledge, in this world, if you don't scrape the money of the poor, who else can you scrape?

The six sons were anxious when they heard this, and scolded directly: "Fart! I just ate a bowl of noodles!"

How did he know this?
But the conversation between the two of them immediately explained why, Zhang Mazi said, isn't it written on the record?

Old profiteer!

Zhang Mazi also understood, and directly explained to the master: "I just have bad legs and feet, so I can't kneel down!"

"fair!"

"I only do three things in Goose City!"

Our master has a worried look on his face!

"Correct!"

Huang Silang gritted his teeth when he heard this, but he didn't speak, just smiled.

Master hurriedly waved his hand to signal you, little red guy, to bend over!
"I'll tell you!"

irony!

It feels like writing one less is a crime...

The master was stunned for a moment and then said: "My fault! My fault!"

The master and Zhang Mazi propped their arms on the table in front of them, the master said:

I rely on!

Immediately following the two Huang Silang's dog legs in the tea lecture hall, one sang bad face and the other sang red face, forcibly making our six sons look like human beings inside and out.

At this time Zhang Mazi heard what the master said, he stroked his pure white gentleman's attire, walked in slowly, threw the hat with a brim that was not so harmonious on his head, and said, "Well... I think this Nice place!"

But just because the master thought that the person in front of him was a bandit, the master shyly dismissed the idea of ​​kicking him, and prepared to lecture this pockmarked Zhang.

Zhang Mazi was overjoyed, pulled up his sleeves, asked the master to come over, and talked to him himself!

"Have you ever been a county magistrate?"

"Master Six! You ate two bowls of noodles, but only paid for one bowl!"

Immediately afterwards, the plot began to unfold from the funeral.

Ye Mengjie gave Yu Wei a blank look, and didn't answer the question. She cast her gaze on the movie in front of her and continued watching.

Hearing these words, Zhang Mazi folded his arms proudly and said, "My lord! Zhang Mazi!"

The master frowned and said: "I can earn it! In the mountains!"

Hearing this, the master became anxious for no reason, "Then you want to say that, buying an official to be a county magistrate is really a beggar on your knees, that's it! How many people want to kneel but they don't have the skills!"

……

While speaking, he gestured to prove his point.

But Zhang Mazi continued to pretend to be confused and said, "Whatever it is, let's make half of it!"

Hearing Zhang Mazi's words, our master looked at the calm Zhang Mazi in disbelief and asked, "May I ask who the holy brother Jiutong is?"

The gavel slapped, and said regretfully but a little domineeringly:

"I finally robbed a train and became the county magistrate."

After such an explanation, everyone will understand it in seconds, so it is so!

Isn't it in English?

These are unimportant, after all, we are studying in the Spring and Autumn Period, so just skip the content that looks unhealthy and just skip it, I have nothing to do with gambling and drugs!

At this time, Huang Silang changed the target and said: "Master, we still listen to the county magistrate, half-way point!"

When the master heard this, he couldn't believe it!
Huang Silang actually let go?

The master immediately nodded with a happy smile and said: "Hey, good!"

……

　I'm going to ask for leave tomorrow... It's time to get the New Year's money!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)