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Chapter 222 Two Ruthless People, Great Chance
Chapter 222 Two Ruthless People, Great Chance (W)
What a coincidence.
I just watched Westward Journey, and I just saw the identities of these two female fairies and their purpose!
The results of it? !
Just a woman riding a horse? !
It is also in the desert, the name of the first head has a word of treasure, the second head is all wretched and haggard, and there are also blind people, and all the others are 'possessed with special skills', the coincidence is unbelievable!
Most importantly, there is also a woman riding over? ?
woman!
horse riding!
It seems normal, but it is absolutely abnormal. Where is this place?desert!
How many dangers are there in the endless desert?Even a middle-aged man has to weigh whether he dares to walk alone, let alone a woman?Even if you ride a camel, you have to be a little more normal!
"Why not?"
That guy was very curious.
"She is alone, she is still a woman, and she looks like a rich man in her clothes. If she misses it, wouldn't it be too bad?"
"What do you know?!"
The head of the family, Tianbao, scolded sharply.
At this moment, he only felt that his little heart was thumping, as if the gears of fate had already started to turn.
"We are in the center of the desert, and this desert is endless and full of dangers. A woman, riding a horse, can come here intact, can she be an ordinary person?!"
"Still a fat sheep? I think you are a fat sheep!"
"There is definitely something wrong with this woman!"
"We need to be very cautious. If we are not fully sure, we must not do anything!"
"Ah this?"
Minions are stupid.
Do you have to think so much about being a bandit?
But those who are in charge, and other bandits who have watched part of Journey to the West, are deeply convinced.
"That's how it should be!"
"You can't mess around."
"I think there must be something wrong with that woman."
"Let her go!!!"
"Don't do anything casually."
"Who are you letting go?"
Jingle!
Just as they were discussing noisyly, a beautiful female voice came along with the crisp ringing of a bell.
Everyone turned their heads to look, only to find that it was a woman standing at the door leading a horse, looking at them 'crisply'.
"!!!"
Already here? !
The big head turned off the movie calmly, and put away the fairy machine.
How to do?
The second master turned his head, turned his back to the woman, and winked at the first master and the others.
How do I know so well?
The 'blind man' frowned, but couldn't because he had no eyes.
How the hell do I know what to do?
The corner of the head's mouth twitched: "Use spiritual sense to transmit sound: play by ear, let's see what she is going to do."
"If there's nothing wrong, send her away."
"I feel uncomfortable when I see women now."
As soon as the sound transmission fell, the bold man found that the woman was staring at him, as if trying to see through him, which made him shiver and kicked the second leader immediately.
"Aren't you going soon?"
The second master's legs softened.
But he could only force himself to go up to him, and squeezed out a smile: "This girl, I don't know who you are?"
"Passengers."
The woman withdrew her gaze and responded lightly: "I see that your sign says an inn?"
"Is there still room? I want to stay for a few nights and rest."
"this···"
Er Dangjia's scalp was numb: "We may, probably, maybe, should, there are no guest rooms... right?"
"is it?"
The woman looked at him with a smile, which made his heart shudder.
"Yes!"
The second master pretended to be calm.
At this moment, he has already determined that something is wrong with this woman.
very wrong!
Although he is lascivious, wretched, and generally not so good at thinking, but I only saw a similar plot in "A Chinese Journey to the West" last minute, and someone came to the door at this moment...
This is too coincidental.
Therefore, he used his not-so-brilliant brain, and still found a clue.
This woman is queer!
Looks like an ordinary person.
But there are many dangers in the desert, and she, a girl, went into battle with light clothes, but she was able to come here unscathed? !
Even if she is lucky, doesn't she need to eat and drink?
Or was her calculation so accurate that she brought just enough food and water to get here?
Although it is not impossible, it is too coincidental. There are too many coincidences, that is inevitable.
What's more, the desert is extremely windy and sandy, and the sun is still scorching. She has come all the way here, but she still has exquisite makeup, and her face and body have not been stained with dust. How is this possible? !
There are flaws everywhere!
Obviously something is wrong.
Who would dare to let her live here? !
I'm afraid it wasn't the female monster who turned into annoyed her, and the whole bandit den would have to be played.
Thinking of this, the second leader broke out in a cold sweat.
He asked himself, if he hadn't watched Westward Journey, what would happen now? !
When such a beautiful woman comes to the door, I must be drooling, ask her to stay with a smile, and then try to steal money or even...cough cough.
But if he really did this, he would definitely die without a whole body!
"Why was I so stupid before?!"
The second leader couldn't help feeling depressed.
With such an obvious flaw, and flaws all over my body, I don't even want to use my brain to think about it. If I had thought about it calmly in the past, how could I have ended up in this situation?
Ugh!
He's on it.
But the woman smiled: "I see that there are no livestock around, obviously no one stays in the inn. Could it be that your inn doesn't have a single guest room?"
"It's impossible..."
"Are you a black shop???!"
"The kind that kills people and sells goods?"
"If that's the case, after I leave, I will report to the police."
Er Dang was taken aback.
All the bandits looked at him with numb scalps.
Report to the official~
Official uniforms are not only limited to ordinary people, they also have a special department dedicated to dealing with monks. If the government finds out about this, wouldn't our newly established bandit group be finished?
"Second...second uncle!"
The head of the house, Tian Bao, wanted to call the second head of the house, but he reacted in time, and changed his words: "Are you confused? The caravan that was topped yesterday has left, and our inn is empty now. There are more rooms."
"Girl, do you want a sky-shaped room or a ground-shaped room?"
"Of course it's Tianzi No. [-] room."
The woman casually threw out a bag of money, which was bulging, and it seemed that the amount was not small.
"This is the money for the hotel."
"In addition, my horse has been watched for me, and it is fed! By the way, it only eats meat and does not eat grass."
After finishing speaking, the woman waved her hand and walked towards Room No. [-] of Tiandi by herself.
It is said that it is Tianzi No. [-] room...
In fact, it is only on the second floor, which looks a little bit like it.
After all, how good would it be to create a fake and shoddy inn by a bandit gang composed of rough old men?
crunch.
The door is closed.
The woman smiled.
"A bunch of idiots."
"pity···"
"I'm afraid I won't be able to make it through tonight."
"The wind is surging."
"I don't know who can get that thing."
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"Master, why did you let him stay?"
The second leader pulled the first leader into the corner, with an anxious face on his face: "This woman has a problem, a very problem! We can't do anything to her, otherwise, we might lose our lives, we should..."
"Nonsense, do you think I don't know?"
The face of the head is also not good: "She has questions written all over her body."
"And it's definitely a monk, and his realm is at least several floors higher than mine."
"She made it clear that she wanted to stay in the hotel by force, do you dare to stop her?"
"This..." The second leader was taken aback for a moment, and then reacted: "Then what should we do?"
"It is natural to take one step at a time and see one step at a time, so as not to change."
The head of the family is very uncomfortable.
actually···
He is also an LSP.
Cough, under normal circumstances, when you see a beautiful woman, you want to go up and get acquainted, and try to see if you can get one.
If he had seen a beauty of this level in the past, he would never have been ambiguous, and immediately went up to A, but at this moment, he felt his heart beating extremely fast!
This woman is absolutely not to be messed with.
Take the long view!
But what to do?
The head frowned.
At this moment, the third master said quietly: "Big master, why don't we continue watching Westward Journey? Since everything is so coincidental, maybe..."
"Makes sense!"
The eldest master suddenly clapped his hands, looked at him, and praised: "I can't tell, third child, although you are blind, you have a good brain."
"???"
"What is the connection between the blind and the brain?" The third blind man muttered in a low voice.
Immediately, they watched "A Chinese Journey to the West" again.
It's just that this time they didn't dare to call all the thieves to watch together with great fanfare. Instead, the three masters hid in a guest room, watching, learning, and discussing countermeasures.
but···
In less than a stick of incense, the bandits on guard came again.
"Master, another woman is coming towards us."
"Wearing a white dress, she is prettier than that girl just now, shall we..."
"you dare!!!"
The head of the family broke out in a cold sweat instantly: "Don't mess with me!"
"Don't provoke her. If she wants to pass by, let her go. If she wants to stay in the hotel, I will treat her with delicious food and drink. If you dare to make her unhappy, I will kill you!!!"
The night is dark.
But the face of the head at the moment is darker than the sky.
Another one! ! !
what's the situation? !
The real version of Chun Thirteen Niang and Bai Jingjing? !
Die, die, die!
One is fine, why are there two?
What on earth are you going to do, you guys!
What's more, I'm not Supreme Treasure! ?
Uncomfortable!
They are terrified.
And then... continued to watch the movie.
The problem is coming.
Even if they were scared to death at the moment, but watching and watching, they were amused by the plot and fragments and laughed out loud, losing their image.
It seemed that all worries and fears had disappeared without a trace and never existed again.
"This movie is kind of evil."
Er Dangjia muttered: "We are all so scared, how can we still laugh?"
"Hahahaha!"
"···"
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Soon, the first batch of viewers had watched the 'Moonlight Box' section.
But some people frowned when they saw this moment, expressing their opinions and opinions in the barrage.
"I don't see any point."
"What's the point of the movie?"
"Is the so-called movie just such a vulgar joke? Sorry, I can't laugh."
"I can't even laugh, it's too vulgar."
"Meaningless."
"A complete waste of time."
"With this time, I might as well meditate and practice for a while."
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, what kind of demeanor is he in Journey to the West? But when it comes to Journey to the West, it is a big disappointment, it is really unsightly."
"What does this have to do with Journey to the West?!"
"It just doesn't make sense!"
These people were originally sprayed miserably.
Now that they have finally found an opportunity, it is natural to fight back.
Slamming the movie as pointless, vulgar, totally funny for its own sake, etc.
But at this moment, even Xu Changsheng's fans had no tenable arguments to fight back.
Because looking at it now, I really don't find any "significance", it seems to be a random adaptation of Journey to the West, and made it into a "projection" for everyone to see.
But spend money, just to see this?
It's not true! ! !
The consumption concept of beings in the fairy world is different from that of people on earth.
On Earth, spending money for entertainment, for watching movies?It's normal!
But in the fairy world, especially for the monks in the fairy world, if watching a movie is just watching, just these random adaptations of the plot, what's the point?That's all, is he worthy of spending money on it? !
All beings in the fairy world care about the improvement of their strength and the safety of their own wealth and life.
But the movie is already halfway through, but I haven't found any 'benefits' that can improve myself...
This made many little monks and ordinary immortals find no basis to refute even if they were very angry after seeing these barrages.
In the end, I could only say weakly: "It's not over yet!"
"Isn't it too early to say that?"
"I believe Holy Master Xu will never deceive us, and there will be a special plane after reading it."
"It's about, who is Holy Master Xu? Is it worth him to deceive me?"
"···"
Although there was a counterattack, there was no basis for it, and it seemed too weak.
It was quickly washed away.
Dao Yi didn't let go of this great opportunity, and opened his mouth one after another, spraying forcefully.
As long as Xu Changsheng can be disgusted, he will do this kind of thing!
And a lot of fun doing it.
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"Sure enough, there is a problem with word of mouth."
In Zixiao Palace, Xu Changsheng looked at the dense barrage of bullets and found that most of them were sprayed, so he couldn't help but sigh softly.
In fact, he was already prepared for this point.
"Now let's see if the second half can reverse word-of-mouth."
"After all, if you only read the first half, it is indeed a bit cloudy and messy, but the part of 'The Great Sage Marries a Wife' can be called an eternal classic."
"If word of mouth can be reversed, this matter will be accomplished."
"If not."
"That's difficult~"
Xu Changsheng muttered secretly.
At the same time, the 'main creators' were also watching, and they all saw these bullet screens.
They were all pissed off!
"What do these bastards know?" Shen Mengxi cursed angrily, "Know what!"
"You don't even understand shit!"
Xu Yuanzhi turned his nose straight out of anger: "Damn it, who are these bastards?"
"Don't let me know, or they will all be labeled as pigs' heads!"
Even Li Niu'er, the foreign affairs elder who often dealt with outsiders, was so angry that he rolled his eyes.
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"The big one."
"Tell me, could the two of them come to look for Tang Sanzang and plan to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
The second master shrank his neck. When he said this, he felt that something was wrong, and he felt that it was outrageous, very outrageous!But the outrageousness is the outrageousness, but there is such a thought in his mind that can't get rid of it, and it has not dissipated for a long time.
"Where did Tang Seng come from?!"
But the blind man muttered, "That's just something in the story."
"Besides, we haven't heard of any golden cicadas in Buddhist holy lands. Has this golden cicada been reincarnated?"
"Not really." Er Dangjia nodded.
"So, it must not be Tang Sanzang."
"but···"
He said quietly: "It's hard to say if it's something else."
"I think they must have their own intentions when they come here. We need to be careful."
"Careful?"
The head of the family cast a glance at them: "Nonsense!"
"To tell you the truth, my spiritual sense has sensed it."
"What?" The faces of the two changed slightly.
The head of the family's face flickered: "There are many monsters, gathering around us."
"From ordinary monsters that have not yet activated their intelligence, to old things that I can't sense the realm..."
"It's just that most of them are dormant in the dark now and haven't shown up."
"Combined with the movie, I conclude that there are treasures born here, and they will soon break out a terrifying battle, and we are most likely in the center of the war."
"Today, I'm afraid it will be difficult!"
"This···"
"How can this be good?"
The Erdangjia and the blind man were in a hurry.
They were just guessing just now, but now the big boss directly confirmed the matter? !
Danger!
The second leader trembled and said, "Why don't we run? Hurry up and run as far as you can. Among us, only the eldest leader, you are in the Nascent Soul stage, and the blind man and I are only Golden Core stage monks. There is no need to deal with these old monsters." Half chance of winning."
"I think we should run too."
The blind man smiled wryly, "If you lose the place, you can look for it again. If you lose the person, you really lose everything."
"Master, do you see?"
"···"
"I···"
Tianbao originally wanted to ask people to run together, but after another thought, run?
Can you run away?
If you were to replace yourself with a big monster who was dormant outside and wanted to grab treasures, would you watch others leave?
Certainly not!
What if they take the news out?Wouldn't it bring more competitors?Just in case, it is more convenient and safe to kill these people directly!
"Can't run."
The head shook his head and explained, both of their faces turned green.
"How about that?"
"Aren't we doomed?!"
"Running is death. If you don't run, we will die when they fight. This..."
Seeing them so anxious, the head of the family also felt that they were in big trouble!
But when he thought about it, he suddenly had an idea.
"The danger must be very dangerous."
"But it's not necessarily a dead end."
The head of the family narrowed his eyes: "Now, we still have the only way out."
"What way out?!"
"You master, tell me quickly, when is it still a secret?!"
"Journey to the West!" The head of the family looked at the two mysteriously.
"Journey to the West???"
Seeing that the two were puzzled, he explained in detail: "You said, those monsters who are stronger than me only dare to lurk outside, but in our inn, there are two women~~~ And they came first and swaggered Just come in, not afraid of other monsters at all."
"What does this mean?"
"What?" The blind man blinked his lifeless eyes.
The second leader immediately scolded: "Stupid! It means that they are stronger than those monsters, so don't care about them!"
"Yes, I guess, even if they are not the strongest, they must be in the top ranks, otherwise it would be impossible to be so high-profile." After the master finished speaking, he looked at the two of them again.
"What the big master said is reasonable, but no matter how strong they are, what does it matter to us?" The second master didn't turn the corner.
"stupid!"
The head of the family hated that iron could not become steel: "Didn't I say it? Journey to the west!"
"Think about it, in Journey to the West, how did Supreme Treasure solve the crisis?"
"This? Isn't it because Supreme Treasure has an affair with Bai Jingjing and the others?"
"hiss!"
"Could it be that you, the head of the family, and those two women also..."
"Fucking nonsense!"
The big boss directly gave him a big fight: "I mean, if we can get them, maybe we can get their protection, and since they are so strong, once they are willing to protect them, how can we Don't you have to die?"
"Wonderful!"
"Makes sense!"
"What a great idea!"
"But... who will go?"
"Of course it is~~~huh? Why are you looking at me?"
The head of the family's fried hair: "Can't you go?"
"No, Master, even though I am blind, I must admit that although all of us in this group possess unique skills, only you, after tidying up, still barely look like a human being."
"Are you letting the rest of us use beauty tricks?"
"It's just that we want to go, and there is no such condition."
"I'm afraid they will kill me before I get close."
The master: "(⊙o⊙)..."
"I have to say, you finally said something human."
He sighed helplessly: "Forget it, for the safety of all our brothers, today, I, the head of the family, can only feed the tiger with my body."
He didn't want to go.
But no way.
From his perception, there are really many crises, and if you don't fight hard, you can only wait to die.
Immediately, the guy dressed himself up.
Not to mention, it still smells like Mr. Pianpian.
Immediately, she bravely knocked on the door of the second woman's room.
"Is something wrong?"
The other doorkeeper looked gentle and virtuous, but in this strange environment, facing the man who knocked on the door, she didn't feel flustered or uneasy at all. Obviously, she had confidence!
Tianbao knew that he had made the right bet.
She must be very strong.
However, whether you can win it depends on yourself.
"cough."
"Girl, as the so-called long night of sleepless nights, I think you should be the same girl?"
"Otherwise, how about we go out for a walk, enjoy the flowers, the moon, the wine, the beauties, and the poems?"
"Oh?"
"You are a bandit, and you can still recite poems and make love?"
The woman smiled.
Tianbao suddenly smiled awkwardly, and at the same time was terrified inside.
really!
She, or they all know their identities, but they are still so calm, they can't be provoked, absolutely can't be provoked!
"We haven't opened yet."
He laughed.
"So, you want to take me out?" The woman's smile was even brighter.
"Absolutely not!"
Tianbao quickly denied it: "I really want to get to know you, girl. As for bandits, that's just my side job."
He was anxious.
I know it's troublesome.
The other party is obviously not interested, if this goes on, wouldn't my group...
"Okay."
Who knows, the other party suddenly agreed.
"Ah?" Tianbao was stunned.
"Ah what? Let's go."
The woman in white smiled, then walked in front with her hands behind her back.
Tianbao came to his senses and quickly followed.
"I don't know the girl's name?"
"My surname is Bai."
"So it's Miss Bai." The corner of Tianbao's mouth twitched.
crazy!
You can't really call her Bai Jingjing, can you? !
"You are very smart."
On the way to the outside of the inn, Miss Bai said softly: "Are you aware of the crisis?"
"Yes."
Tianbao didn't hide it.
He knew very well that he couldn't hide it at all, so he might as well be sincere and tell the truth.
After all, sincerity is always the strongest nirvana.
"Want to get my asylum?"
"···"
"Yes."
"I hope Miss Bai will hold her hand high. Although my brothers and I have become bandits here, we haven't hurt anyone or even a single monster so far."
"I don't know, and I don't want to know what is the purpose of so many monster races gathering here tonight."
"We just want to live."
His honesty and sincerity made Miss Bai nod slightly.
She likes people who are sincere and honest.
Talking around the corner and messing around will only make people bored.
How convenient and practical is it to open the skylight and speak frankly?
Therefore, she said with a smile: "No reason, why should I help you?"
"Stay in a hotel? I paid for it."
"And they give a lot."
"So, what can you give?"
Tianbao was suddenly embarrassed.
Although sincerity is always the strongest nirvana, but at this moment, you can't say 'I came here to get you and let you protect us', right?
If I really want to say that, I will definitely die faster.
"this···"
Tianbao thought about it.
But he found that he had nothing to gain. Among his brothers, as the face of the 'Yuan Ying Patriarch', he must be nothing to the other party.
So, what can you come up with?
What can you give?
He was momentarily speechless.
While chatting and laughing, the two had already arrived at the small bridge outside the inn.
Looking up, the bright moon is hanging high, and the moonlight is like water sprinkled on the sand dunes, showing silvery white moonlight...
"You just said that you can compose poetry?"
Tianbao: "_(3"∠)_! "
poetry?
I will be a fart!
I don't have any culture at all. If I didn't become a monk, I wouldn't know a lot of characters. With my level of education, you let me write poems? !
But judging by her appearance, it seems that she prefers 'cultural person'?
Tianbao's mind turned.
Thinking of the novels I read in Genesis, some of the protagonists like to recite poems, and even if I don’t understand poetry, I get goosebumps when I see those poems.
not as good as~~~
His eyes couldn't help but glanced at Miss Bai's wrist and fingers, and found that it was smooth and there was no trace of magic.
"What are you looking at?"
The white girl looked at him.
"···"
Fight! ! !
Tianbao gritted his teeth: "I do have a few clumsy poems, which are not elegant. If Miss Bai likes them, I will read them out for you to listen to."
"I just hope that girl, you don't want to dislike and laugh at me."
Really?
Miss Bai looked at him with great interest: "Let's hear it?"
"That's it~"
Tianbao thought for a while. He had read a lot of poems in the novels, but they were all varied and strange. They could write about everything. If you don’t tell me, how would I know what you want to hear?
Yes, he rolled his eyes.
"I don't know what poetry Miss Bai wants to hear about?"
I want to hear poems about what?
He means, no matter what theme I want to hear, he can make it?
This is too much.
He also said that he was a smart person, but he never thought about it, and it was just to attract people's attention.
The white girl frowned slightly.
She lost most of her interest in an instant, looked at the bright moonlight above the sky, and said: "Since you said that the long night was a long and heartless sleep, and you invited me to watch the moon, then let's use the bright moon as the topic."
"Is it the bright moon?"
Almost without thinking, Tianbao recited: "A jug of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadows will form three people..."
After reading a poem, Miss Bai's frown instantly eased, her face was full of shock and joy, and she couldn't help murmuring softly: "This poem~ what a poem! It's really a good poem, it can be called a quatrain through the ages! You ?”
When he looked at Tianbao again, there was already a hint of appreciation in his eyes.
"Let me write another poem!"
In fact, Tianbao was extremely disturbed.
Afraid of being exposed, I copied this from the novels of Genesis ~ the original author should be the famous Xu Changsheng Xu Shengzhu.
In the end, she didn't even know?
So, have you really never touched a fairy machine?
Isn't that an opportunity? !
It's time for me to perform!
This guy laughed immediately: "When will the bright moon come, ask the blue sky for the wine.
I don’t know what the palace is, but what year is it.
I want to return by wind, and I fear Qionglou Yuyu, the heights are too cold.
Dancing clear shadow, like in the world.
Turn to Zhuge..."
As soon as the song "Water Tune" came out, Miss Bai was dumbfounded! ! !
She likes poetry, otherwise she would not agree to go out with Tianbao to enjoy the moon.
But when she thought about it, what kind of literary talents could a little monk in the Nascent Soul stage and a bandit have?
As a result, when I said it casually now, it was still a topic I had drawn up by myself, but it was all ancient quatrains, which were countless times better than any poems I had read or heard before, and she was completely confused.
The eyes looking at Tianbao are already full of little stars, and there is even a trace of admiration~!
When Tianbao saw his expression, he was overjoyed.
He knew that this matter had already been stabilized for a little while.
Miss Bai thought about it for a moment, and firmly memorized the title of the song "Shui Tiao", and then said: "Young master is very talented, I don't know, can you write a song with flowers as the theme?"
"What's so difficult about this?"
Tianbao smiled: "Miss Bai is more beautiful than flowers. Today, I will write a poem about flowers and present it to you, Miss Bai."
He pretended to pace back and forth, and then clapped his hands.
Read aloud: "When autumn comes, September [-]th, I will kill the flowers after they bloom.
The incense in the sky penetrates Chang'an, and the whole city is covered with golden armor. "
hiss! ! !
Miss Bai trembled all over. She, who loved poetry since she was a child, almost fell to the ground, and when she looked at Tianbao, she was already full of tenderness.
That's it!
Tianbao knew that he was stable.
As for being dismantled later...
Sigh, let's talk about the future, otherwise I won't be able to make it through tonight, so what's the future? !
Then, as he thought.
Miss Bai asked a few more questions.
He corresponded one by one according to the pretentious poems of the protagonists in the novels he had read before. Each capital is a classic among the classics, and it can even be called an eternal quatrain.
Just confuse Bai girl!
In the end, the eyes looking at him were full of little stars, full of admiration and admiration.
Seeing this, Tianbao knew that it was all right.
So, he changed from passive to active, and before Miss Bai came up with a new 'topic', he sighed leisurely: "Hey!"
"Why are you sighing?"
The way Miss Bai looked at him had completely changed.
Such a literary talent is simply out of date!
Tianbao smiled helplessly: "It's getting late."
"Miss Bai, if there is a chance in the future, I will make an appointment with you to enjoy the moon. Let's raise a glass to invite the bright moon. Let's drink together and become three people."
"Although I don't know what will happen next, but I think it must be very dangerous. I still have to hurry up and seek a chance for my brothers."
"Forgive me for not being able to chat with you, Miss Bai anymore."
"Farewell!"
After bidding farewell, Tianbao turned and left.
Attitude refused.
There was sadness in his expression.
When Miss Bai saw it, she became anxious.
After so many years, I finally met a man with real talent, how could I let him die like this? !
"Wait!"
She took a step forward, her aura soared countless times in an instant, from a 'mortal' to a fairy god aloof.
"You inn, I am covered by Bai Yuzhen!"
"Tonight, even if they shatter the world, they will never touch you and your brothers!"
"Stay."
"Talk to me again."
"I love poetry!"
Tianbao was overjoyed immediately.
But he didn't show it, but hesitantly said: "This... is something wrong?"
"What's wrong?"
"You and I have talked a lot. We are already close friends. Isn't it reasonable for me to protect you?!"
"Come back quickly and talk to me for a while."
Bai Yuzhen's tenderness is like water, and the love in her eyes is particularly obvious.
Seeing this, Tianbao was finally completely relieved.
"Then I will trouble Miss Bai."
"Hey, don't call me such an identity, call me Yuzhen."
Unexpectedly, before the words fell, a loud laugh came from the darkness.
"Hahaha!"
"What are you laughing at?!" Bai Yuzhen turned her head, looked at the dark area, and said coldly, "Can't you fight early?!"
"Of course I'm laughing at you!"
Someone show up.
Tianbao frowned slightly, feeling uneasy again.
It was the woman who arrived at the inn before Bai Yuzhen, the woman with 'holes' all over her body.
Could it be that she came to expose me?
While feeling uneasy, he heard the other party say again: "Bai Yuzhen, Bai Yuzhen, you liked scholars in your lifetime, but you were deceived by someone, and you died tragically in the wilderness."
"Afterwards, the grievances did not dissipate, and you became Mrs. Bone. I thought you would change your temperament drastically after that. Not to mention killing scholars, you would definitely not give them a good face."
"But I didn't expect that you are still so naive, and you still like this kind of helpless little boy so much."
"but···"
"Why didn't you tell him who you were?"
"Don't you dare?"
"Afraid that after she knows your identity, she will immediately alienate you and hate you?"
The woman sneered: "Since it is destined to have no results, why bother to start?"
"You should thank me anyway."
"I will explain everything for you, lest things will be revealed after you have a relationship, that is really painful."
"Long pain ~ short pain is worse than short pain!"
"Ye Erniang, shut up!"
Bai Yuzhen's complexion changed drastically.
While sternly yelling at the woman to shut up, she looked at Tianbao worriedly: "Listen to my explanation..."
"What's the explanation?"
Tianbao shook his head calmly.
"Who are you, what is your identity, is it important?"
"Do I care?"
"I do not care."
"All I care about is you, whether you are a human being, a god, a demon or a ghost, what does it have to do with me?"
"Could it be that you will harm me?"
"Of course not!" Bai Yuzhen responded quickly.
"That's it."
"Since you won't harm me, what difference does it make if you are a human being or the so-called Mrs. Bone?"
"When I interact with people, I never look at the identity of the other person, only whether it is worth it or not."
"Miss Bai, you are obviously a person worthy of deep friendship. I recognize you! You will not be changed by any gossip."
He was so righteous at the moment, and Bai Yuzhen's heart almost melted at what he said.
Erniang Ye frowned, full of displeasure.
I came to tell you that she is a demon, but you gave me dog food?
Outrageous!
This is too much, right?
Ran goose!
None of them noticed that at this moment, Tianbao's heart was beating extremely fast.
Almost scared to death.
Mrs. Bones!
I rely on!
No wonder I think this name is so familiar, isn't Mrs. Bone the Lord of the Bone Forest in the west of the mainland?It is said that she is a super demon who has lived for tens of thousands of years. She is ruthless and murderous without blinking an eye. Over the years, there have been hundreds of thousands of people who have died at her hands.
so···
I really want to have sex, and the one who fooled me just now turned out to be this master? !
This super ruthless person, isn't it, a ruthless monster? !
Mom! ! !
By the way, there is Erniang Ye...
Isn't this the 'bandit leader' of our continent? !
The strength is so strong, it is said that it has already appeared to prove the Taoism, and the current state is even more unfathomable...
So, the two women who came to stay in the hotel were more ruthless than the other? !
Now, am I still caught between them?
Scared people to death!
No, you have to hug Bai Yuzhen's thigh tightly, at least until she knows the truth, it's safe to hug her thigh.
As for Ye Erniang... don't provoke her.
"It was my fault."
After listening to Tianbao's words, Bai Yuzhen actually apologized softly: "She-beasts have different ways, I'm too narrow-minded and thought you would mind, so I didn't dare to tell the truth from the beginning, but don't worry, I will definitely not lie to you again in the future."
Tianbao knew that he had made the right bet.
but···
What's the matter? !
He couldn't help asking: "Yuzhen, can you tell me what's going to happen?"
"Why did the famous Ye Erniang also come to my small inn?"
"I should tell you." Bai Yuzhen looked at her, and said softly, "There is a strange movement in this desert. If I'm not mistaken, there should be a big chance that something will happen."
"Especially for the Yaozu, it is a great opportunity!"
(End of this chapter)
What a coincidence.
I just watched Westward Journey, and I just saw the identities of these two female fairies and their purpose!
The results of it? !
Just a woman riding a horse? !
It is also in the desert, the name of the first head has a word of treasure, the second head is all wretched and haggard, and there are also blind people, and all the others are 'possessed with special skills', the coincidence is unbelievable!
Most importantly, there is also a woman riding over? ?
woman!
horse riding!
It seems normal, but it is absolutely abnormal. Where is this place?desert!
How many dangers are there in the endless desert?Even a middle-aged man has to weigh whether he dares to walk alone, let alone a woman?Even if you ride a camel, you have to be a little more normal!
"Why not?"
That guy was very curious.
"She is alone, she is still a woman, and she looks like a rich man in her clothes. If she misses it, wouldn't it be too bad?"
"What do you know?!"
The head of the family, Tianbao, scolded sharply.
At this moment, he only felt that his little heart was thumping, as if the gears of fate had already started to turn.
"We are in the center of the desert, and this desert is endless and full of dangers. A woman, riding a horse, can come here intact, can she be an ordinary person?!"
"Still a fat sheep? I think you are a fat sheep!"
"There is definitely something wrong with this woman!"
"We need to be very cautious. If we are not fully sure, we must not do anything!"
"Ah this?"
Minions are stupid.
Do you have to think so much about being a bandit?
But those who are in charge, and other bandits who have watched part of Journey to the West, are deeply convinced.
"That's how it should be!"
"You can't mess around."
"I think there must be something wrong with that woman."
"Let her go!!!"
"Don't do anything casually."
"Who are you letting go?"
Jingle!
Just as they were discussing noisyly, a beautiful female voice came along with the crisp ringing of a bell.
Everyone turned their heads to look, only to find that it was a woman standing at the door leading a horse, looking at them 'crisply'.
"!!!"
Already here? !
The big head turned off the movie calmly, and put away the fairy machine.
How to do?
The second master turned his head, turned his back to the woman, and winked at the first master and the others.
How do I know so well?
The 'blind man' frowned, but couldn't because he had no eyes.
How the hell do I know what to do?
The corner of the head's mouth twitched: "Use spiritual sense to transmit sound: play by ear, let's see what she is going to do."
"If there's nothing wrong, send her away."
"I feel uncomfortable when I see women now."
As soon as the sound transmission fell, the bold man found that the woman was staring at him, as if trying to see through him, which made him shiver and kicked the second leader immediately.
"Aren't you going soon?"
The second master's legs softened.
But he could only force himself to go up to him, and squeezed out a smile: "This girl, I don't know who you are?"
"Passengers."
The woman withdrew her gaze and responded lightly: "I see that your sign says an inn?"
"Is there still room? I want to stay for a few nights and rest."
"this···"
Er Dangjia's scalp was numb: "We may, probably, maybe, should, there are no guest rooms... right?"
"is it?"
The woman looked at him with a smile, which made his heart shudder.
"Yes!"
The second master pretended to be calm.
At this moment, he has already determined that something is wrong with this woman.
very wrong!
Although he is lascivious, wretched, and generally not so good at thinking, but I only saw a similar plot in "A Chinese Journey to the West" last minute, and someone came to the door at this moment...
This is too coincidental.
Therefore, he used his not-so-brilliant brain, and still found a clue.
This woman is queer!
Looks like an ordinary person.
But there are many dangers in the desert, and she, a girl, went into battle with light clothes, but she was able to come here unscathed? !
Even if she is lucky, doesn't she need to eat and drink?
Or was her calculation so accurate that she brought just enough food and water to get here?
Although it is not impossible, it is too coincidental. There are too many coincidences, that is inevitable.
What's more, the desert is extremely windy and sandy, and the sun is still scorching. She has come all the way here, but she still has exquisite makeup, and her face and body have not been stained with dust. How is this possible? !
There are flaws everywhere!
Obviously something is wrong.
Who would dare to let her live here? !
I'm afraid it wasn't the female monster who turned into annoyed her, and the whole bandit den would have to be played.
Thinking of this, the second leader broke out in a cold sweat.
He asked himself, if he hadn't watched Westward Journey, what would happen now? !
When such a beautiful woman comes to the door, I must be drooling, ask her to stay with a smile, and then try to steal money or even...cough cough.
But if he really did this, he would definitely die without a whole body!
"Why was I so stupid before?!"
The second leader couldn't help feeling depressed.
With such an obvious flaw, and flaws all over my body, I don't even want to use my brain to think about it. If I had thought about it calmly in the past, how could I have ended up in this situation?
Ugh!
He's on it.
But the woman smiled: "I see that there are no livestock around, obviously no one stays in the inn. Could it be that your inn doesn't have a single guest room?"
"It's impossible..."
"Are you a black shop???!"
"The kind that kills people and sells goods?"
"If that's the case, after I leave, I will report to the police."
Er Dang was taken aback.
All the bandits looked at him with numb scalps.
Report to the official~
Official uniforms are not only limited to ordinary people, they also have a special department dedicated to dealing with monks. If the government finds out about this, wouldn't our newly established bandit group be finished?
"Second...second uncle!"
The head of the house, Tian Bao, wanted to call the second head of the house, but he reacted in time, and changed his words: "Are you confused? The caravan that was topped yesterday has left, and our inn is empty now. There are more rooms."
"Girl, do you want a sky-shaped room or a ground-shaped room?"
"Of course it's Tianzi No. [-] room."
The woman casually threw out a bag of money, which was bulging, and it seemed that the amount was not small.
"This is the money for the hotel."
"In addition, my horse has been watched for me, and it is fed! By the way, it only eats meat and does not eat grass."
After finishing speaking, the woman waved her hand and walked towards Room No. [-] of Tiandi by herself.
It is said that it is Tianzi No. [-] room...
In fact, it is only on the second floor, which looks a little bit like it.
After all, how good would it be to create a fake and shoddy inn by a bandit gang composed of rough old men?
crunch.
The door is closed.
The woman smiled.
"A bunch of idiots."
"pity···"
"I'm afraid I won't be able to make it through tonight."
"The wind is surging."
"I don't know who can get that thing."
······
"Master, why did you let him stay?"
The second leader pulled the first leader into the corner, with an anxious face on his face: "This woman has a problem, a very problem! We can't do anything to her, otherwise, we might lose our lives, we should..."
"Nonsense, do you think I don't know?"
The face of the head is also not good: "She has questions written all over her body."
"And it's definitely a monk, and his realm is at least several floors higher than mine."
"She made it clear that she wanted to stay in the hotel by force, do you dare to stop her?"
"This..." The second leader was taken aback for a moment, and then reacted: "Then what should we do?"
"It is natural to take one step at a time and see one step at a time, so as not to change."
The head of the family is very uncomfortable.
actually···
He is also an LSP.
Cough, under normal circumstances, when you see a beautiful woman, you want to go up and get acquainted, and try to see if you can get one.
If he had seen a beauty of this level in the past, he would never have been ambiguous, and immediately went up to A, but at this moment, he felt his heart beating extremely fast!
This woman is absolutely not to be messed with.
Take the long view!
But what to do?
The head frowned.
At this moment, the third master said quietly: "Big master, why don't we continue watching Westward Journey? Since everything is so coincidental, maybe..."
"Makes sense!"
The eldest master suddenly clapped his hands, looked at him, and praised: "I can't tell, third child, although you are blind, you have a good brain."
"???"
"What is the connection between the blind and the brain?" The third blind man muttered in a low voice.
Immediately, they watched "A Chinese Journey to the West" again.
It's just that this time they didn't dare to call all the thieves to watch together with great fanfare. Instead, the three masters hid in a guest room, watching, learning, and discussing countermeasures.
but···
In less than a stick of incense, the bandits on guard came again.
"Master, another woman is coming towards us."
"Wearing a white dress, she is prettier than that girl just now, shall we..."
"you dare!!!"
The head of the family broke out in a cold sweat instantly: "Don't mess with me!"
"Don't provoke her. If she wants to pass by, let her go. If she wants to stay in the hotel, I will treat her with delicious food and drink. If you dare to make her unhappy, I will kill you!!!"
The night is dark.
But the face of the head at the moment is darker than the sky.
Another one! ! !
what's the situation? !
The real version of Chun Thirteen Niang and Bai Jingjing? !
Die, die, die!
One is fine, why are there two?
What on earth are you going to do, you guys!
What's more, I'm not Supreme Treasure! ?
Uncomfortable!
They are terrified.
And then... continued to watch the movie.
The problem is coming.
Even if they were scared to death at the moment, but watching and watching, they were amused by the plot and fragments and laughed out loud, losing their image.
It seemed that all worries and fears had disappeared without a trace and never existed again.
"This movie is kind of evil."
Er Dangjia muttered: "We are all so scared, how can we still laugh?"
"Hahahaha!"
"···"
······
Soon, the first batch of viewers had watched the 'Moonlight Box' section.
But some people frowned when they saw this moment, expressing their opinions and opinions in the barrage.
"I don't see any point."
"What's the point of the movie?"
"Is the so-called movie just such a vulgar joke? Sorry, I can't laugh."
"I can't even laugh, it's too vulgar."
"Meaningless."
"A complete waste of time."
"With this time, I might as well meditate and practice for a while."
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, what kind of demeanor is he in Journey to the West? But when it comes to Journey to the West, it is a big disappointment, it is really unsightly."
"What does this have to do with Journey to the West?!"
"It just doesn't make sense!"
These people were originally sprayed miserably.
Now that they have finally found an opportunity, it is natural to fight back.
Slamming the movie as pointless, vulgar, totally funny for its own sake, etc.
But at this moment, even Xu Changsheng's fans had no tenable arguments to fight back.
Because looking at it now, I really don't find any "significance", it seems to be a random adaptation of Journey to the West, and made it into a "projection" for everyone to see.
But spend money, just to see this?
It's not true! ! !
The consumption concept of beings in the fairy world is different from that of people on earth.
On Earth, spending money for entertainment, for watching movies?It's normal!
But in the fairy world, especially for the monks in the fairy world, if watching a movie is just watching, just these random adaptations of the plot, what's the point?That's all, is he worthy of spending money on it? !
All beings in the fairy world care about the improvement of their strength and the safety of their own wealth and life.
But the movie is already halfway through, but I haven't found any 'benefits' that can improve myself...
This made many little monks and ordinary immortals find no basis to refute even if they were very angry after seeing these barrages.
In the end, I could only say weakly: "It's not over yet!"
"Isn't it too early to say that?"
"I believe Holy Master Xu will never deceive us, and there will be a special plane after reading it."
"It's about, who is Holy Master Xu? Is it worth him to deceive me?"
"···"
Although there was a counterattack, there was no basis for it, and it seemed too weak.
It was quickly washed away.
Dao Yi didn't let go of this great opportunity, and opened his mouth one after another, spraying forcefully.
As long as Xu Changsheng can be disgusted, he will do this kind of thing!
And a lot of fun doing it.
······
"Sure enough, there is a problem with word of mouth."
In Zixiao Palace, Xu Changsheng looked at the dense barrage of bullets and found that most of them were sprayed, so he couldn't help but sigh softly.
In fact, he was already prepared for this point.
"Now let's see if the second half can reverse word-of-mouth."
"After all, if you only read the first half, it is indeed a bit cloudy and messy, but the part of 'The Great Sage Marries a Wife' can be called an eternal classic."
"If word of mouth can be reversed, this matter will be accomplished."
"If not."
"That's difficult~"
Xu Changsheng muttered secretly.
At the same time, the 'main creators' were also watching, and they all saw these bullet screens.
They were all pissed off!
"What do these bastards know?" Shen Mengxi cursed angrily, "Know what!"
"You don't even understand shit!"
Xu Yuanzhi turned his nose straight out of anger: "Damn it, who are these bastards?"
"Don't let me know, or they will all be labeled as pigs' heads!"
Even Li Niu'er, the foreign affairs elder who often dealt with outsiders, was so angry that he rolled his eyes.
······
"The big one."
"Tell me, could the two of them come to look for Tang Sanzang and plan to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
The second master shrank his neck. When he said this, he felt that something was wrong, and he felt that it was outrageous, very outrageous!But the outrageousness is the outrageousness, but there is such a thought in his mind that can't get rid of it, and it has not dissipated for a long time.
"Where did Tang Seng come from?!"
But the blind man muttered, "That's just something in the story."
"Besides, we haven't heard of any golden cicadas in Buddhist holy lands. Has this golden cicada been reincarnated?"
"Not really." Er Dangjia nodded.
"So, it must not be Tang Sanzang."
"but···"
He said quietly: "It's hard to say if it's something else."
"I think they must have their own intentions when they come here. We need to be careful."
"Careful?"
The head of the family cast a glance at them: "Nonsense!"
"To tell you the truth, my spiritual sense has sensed it."
"What?" The faces of the two changed slightly.
The head of the family's face flickered: "There are many monsters, gathering around us."
"From ordinary monsters that have not yet activated their intelligence, to old things that I can't sense the realm..."
"It's just that most of them are dormant in the dark now and haven't shown up."
"Combined with the movie, I conclude that there are treasures born here, and they will soon break out a terrifying battle, and we are most likely in the center of the war."
"Today, I'm afraid it will be difficult!"
"This···"
"How can this be good?"
The Erdangjia and the blind man were in a hurry.
They were just guessing just now, but now the big boss directly confirmed the matter? !
Danger!
The second leader trembled and said, "Why don't we run? Hurry up and run as far as you can. Among us, only the eldest leader, you are in the Nascent Soul stage, and the blind man and I are only Golden Core stage monks. There is no need to deal with these old monsters." Half chance of winning."
"I think we should run too."
The blind man smiled wryly, "If you lose the place, you can look for it again. If you lose the person, you really lose everything."
"Master, do you see?"
"···"
"I···"
Tianbao originally wanted to ask people to run together, but after another thought, run?
Can you run away?
If you were to replace yourself with a big monster who was dormant outside and wanted to grab treasures, would you watch others leave?
Certainly not!
What if they take the news out?Wouldn't it bring more competitors?Just in case, it is more convenient and safe to kill these people directly!
"Can't run."
The head shook his head and explained, both of their faces turned green.
"How about that?"
"Aren't we doomed?!"
"Running is death. If you don't run, we will die when they fight. This..."
Seeing them so anxious, the head of the family also felt that they were in big trouble!
But when he thought about it, he suddenly had an idea.
"The danger must be very dangerous."
"But it's not necessarily a dead end."
The head of the family narrowed his eyes: "Now, we still have the only way out."
"What way out?!"
"You master, tell me quickly, when is it still a secret?!"
"Journey to the West!" The head of the family looked at the two mysteriously.
"Journey to the West???"
Seeing that the two were puzzled, he explained in detail: "You said, those monsters who are stronger than me only dare to lurk outside, but in our inn, there are two women~~~ And they came first and swaggered Just come in, not afraid of other monsters at all."
"What does this mean?"
"What?" The blind man blinked his lifeless eyes.
The second leader immediately scolded: "Stupid! It means that they are stronger than those monsters, so don't care about them!"
"Yes, I guess, even if they are not the strongest, they must be in the top ranks, otherwise it would be impossible to be so high-profile." After the master finished speaking, he looked at the two of them again.
"What the big master said is reasonable, but no matter how strong they are, what does it matter to us?" The second master didn't turn the corner.
"stupid!"
The head of the family hated that iron could not become steel: "Didn't I say it? Journey to the west!"
"Think about it, in Journey to the West, how did Supreme Treasure solve the crisis?"
"This? Isn't it because Supreme Treasure has an affair with Bai Jingjing and the others?"
"hiss!"
"Could it be that you, the head of the family, and those two women also..."
"Fucking nonsense!"
The big boss directly gave him a big fight: "I mean, if we can get them, maybe we can get their protection, and since they are so strong, once they are willing to protect them, how can we Don't you have to die?"
"Wonderful!"
"Makes sense!"
"What a great idea!"
"But... who will go?"
"Of course it is~~~huh? Why are you looking at me?"
The head of the family's fried hair: "Can't you go?"
"No, Master, even though I am blind, I must admit that although all of us in this group possess unique skills, only you, after tidying up, still barely look like a human being."
"Are you letting the rest of us use beauty tricks?"
"It's just that we want to go, and there is no such condition."
"I'm afraid they will kill me before I get close."
The master: "(⊙o⊙)..."
"I have to say, you finally said something human."
He sighed helplessly: "Forget it, for the safety of all our brothers, today, I, the head of the family, can only feed the tiger with my body."
He didn't want to go.
But no way.
From his perception, there are really many crises, and if you don't fight hard, you can only wait to die.
Immediately, the guy dressed himself up.
Not to mention, it still smells like Mr. Pianpian.
Immediately, she bravely knocked on the door of the second woman's room.
"Is something wrong?"
The other doorkeeper looked gentle and virtuous, but in this strange environment, facing the man who knocked on the door, she didn't feel flustered or uneasy at all. Obviously, she had confidence!
Tianbao knew that he had made the right bet.
She must be very strong.
However, whether you can win it depends on yourself.
"cough."
"Girl, as the so-called long night of sleepless nights, I think you should be the same girl?"
"Otherwise, how about we go out for a walk, enjoy the flowers, the moon, the wine, the beauties, and the poems?"
"Oh?"
"You are a bandit, and you can still recite poems and make love?"
The woman smiled.
Tianbao suddenly smiled awkwardly, and at the same time was terrified inside.
really!
She, or they all know their identities, but they are still so calm, they can't be provoked, absolutely can't be provoked!
"We haven't opened yet."
He laughed.
"So, you want to take me out?" The woman's smile was even brighter.
"Absolutely not!"
Tianbao quickly denied it: "I really want to get to know you, girl. As for bandits, that's just my side job."
He was anxious.
I know it's troublesome.
The other party is obviously not interested, if this goes on, wouldn't my group...
"Okay."
Who knows, the other party suddenly agreed.
"Ah?" Tianbao was stunned.
"Ah what? Let's go."
The woman in white smiled, then walked in front with her hands behind her back.
Tianbao came to his senses and quickly followed.
"I don't know the girl's name?"
"My surname is Bai."
"So it's Miss Bai." The corner of Tianbao's mouth twitched.
crazy!
You can't really call her Bai Jingjing, can you? !
"You are very smart."
On the way to the outside of the inn, Miss Bai said softly: "Are you aware of the crisis?"
"Yes."
Tianbao didn't hide it.
He knew very well that he couldn't hide it at all, so he might as well be sincere and tell the truth.
After all, sincerity is always the strongest nirvana.
"Want to get my asylum?"
"···"
"Yes."
"I hope Miss Bai will hold her hand high. Although my brothers and I have become bandits here, we haven't hurt anyone or even a single monster so far."
"I don't know, and I don't want to know what is the purpose of so many monster races gathering here tonight."
"We just want to live."
His honesty and sincerity made Miss Bai nod slightly.
She likes people who are sincere and honest.
Talking around the corner and messing around will only make people bored.
How convenient and practical is it to open the skylight and speak frankly?
Therefore, she said with a smile: "No reason, why should I help you?"
"Stay in a hotel? I paid for it."
"And they give a lot."
"So, what can you give?"
Tianbao was suddenly embarrassed.
Although sincerity is always the strongest nirvana, but at this moment, you can't say 'I came here to get you and let you protect us', right?
If I really want to say that, I will definitely die faster.
"this···"
Tianbao thought about it.
But he found that he had nothing to gain. Among his brothers, as the face of the 'Yuan Ying Patriarch', he must be nothing to the other party.
So, what can you come up with?
What can you give?
He was momentarily speechless.
While chatting and laughing, the two had already arrived at the small bridge outside the inn.
Looking up, the bright moon is hanging high, and the moonlight is like water sprinkled on the sand dunes, showing silvery white moonlight...
"You just said that you can compose poetry?"
Tianbao: "_(3"∠)_! "
poetry?
I will be a fart!
I don't have any culture at all. If I didn't become a monk, I wouldn't know a lot of characters. With my level of education, you let me write poems? !
But judging by her appearance, it seems that she prefers 'cultural person'?
Tianbao's mind turned.
Thinking of the novels I read in Genesis, some of the protagonists like to recite poems, and even if I don’t understand poetry, I get goosebumps when I see those poems.
not as good as~~~
His eyes couldn't help but glanced at Miss Bai's wrist and fingers, and found that it was smooth and there was no trace of magic.
"What are you looking at?"
The white girl looked at him.
"···"
Fight! ! !
Tianbao gritted his teeth: "I do have a few clumsy poems, which are not elegant. If Miss Bai likes them, I will read them out for you to listen to."
"I just hope that girl, you don't want to dislike and laugh at me."
Really?
Miss Bai looked at him with great interest: "Let's hear it?"
"That's it~"
Tianbao thought for a while. He had read a lot of poems in the novels, but they were all varied and strange. They could write about everything. If you don’t tell me, how would I know what you want to hear?
Yes, he rolled his eyes.
"I don't know what poetry Miss Bai wants to hear about?"
I want to hear poems about what?
He means, no matter what theme I want to hear, he can make it?
This is too much.
He also said that he was a smart person, but he never thought about it, and it was just to attract people's attention.
The white girl frowned slightly.
She lost most of her interest in an instant, looked at the bright moonlight above the sky, and said: "Since you said that the long night was a long and heartless sleep, and you invited me to watch the moon, then let's use the bright moon as the topic."
"Is it the bright moon?"
Almost without thinking, Tianbao recited: "A jug of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadows will form three people..."
After reading a poem, Miss Bai's frown instantly eased, her face was full of shock and joy, and she couldn't help murmuring softly: "This poem~ what a poem! It's really a good poem, it can be called a quatrain through the ages! You ?”
When he looked at Tianbao again, there was already a hint of appreciation in his eyes.
"Let me write another poem!"
In fact, Tianbao was extremely disturbed.
Afraid of being exposed, I copied this from the novels of Genesis ~ the original author should be the famous Xu Changsheng Xu Shengzhu.
In the end, she didn't even know?
So, have you really never touched a fairy machine?
Isn't that an opportunity? !
It's time for me to perform!
This guy laughed immediately: "When will the bright moon come, ask the blue sky for the wine.
I don’t know what the palace is, but what year is it.
I want to return by wind, and I fear Qionglou Yuyu, the heights are too cold.
Dancing clear shadow, like in the world.
Turn to Zhuge..."
As soon as the song "Water Tune" came out, Miss Bai was dumbfounded! ! !
She likes poetry, otherwise she would not agree to go out with Tianbao to enjoy the moon.
But when she thought about it, what kind of literary talents could a little monk in the Nascent Soul stage and a bandit have?
As a result, when I said it casually now, it was still a topic I had drawn up by myself, but it was all ancient quatrains, which were countless times better than any poems I had read or heard before, and she was completely confused.
The eyes looking at Tianbao are already full of little stars, and there is even a trace of admiration~!
When Tianbao saw his expression, he was overjoyed.
He knew that this matter had already been stabilized for a little while.
Miss Bai thought about it for a moment, and firmly memorized the title of the song "Shui Tiao", and then said: "Young master is very talented, I don't know, can you write a song with flowers as the theme?"
"What's so difficult about this?"
Tianbao smiled: "Miss Bai is more beautiful than flowers. Today, I will write a poem about flowers and present it to you, Miss Bai."
He pretended to pace back and forth, and then clapped his hands.
Read aloud: "When autumn comes, September [-]th, I will kill the flowers after they bloom.
The incense in the sky penetrates Chang'an, and the whole city is covered with golden armor. "
hiss! ! !
Miss Bai trembled all over. She, who loved poetry since she was a child, almost fell to the ground, and when she looked at Tianbao, she was already full of tenderness.
That's it!
Tianbao knew that he was stable.
As for being dismantled later...
Sigh, let's talk about the future, otherwise I won't be able to make it through tonight, so what's the future? !
Then, as he thought.
Miss Bai asked a few more questions.
He corresponded one by one according to the pretentious poems of the protagonists in the novels he had read before. Each capital is a classic among the classics, and it can even be called an eternal quatrain.
Just confuse Bai girl!
In the end, the eyes looking at him were full of little stars, full of admiration and admiration.
Seeing this, Tianbao knew that it was all right.
So, he changed from passive to active, and before Miss Bai came up with a new 'topic', he sighed leisurely: "Hey!"
"Why are you sighing?"
The way Miss Bai looked at him had completely changed.
Such a literary talent is simply out of date!
Tianbao smiled helplessly: "It's getting late."
"Miss Bai, if there is a chance in the future, I will make an appointment with you to enjoy the moon. Let's raise a glass to invite the bright moon. Let's drink together and become three people."
"Although I don't know what will happen next, but I think it must be very dangerous. I still have to hurry up and seek a chance for my brothers."
"Forgive me for not being able to chat with you, Miss Bai anymore."
"Farewell!"
After bidding farewell, Tianbao turned and left.
Attitude refused.
There was sadness in his expression.
When Miss Bai saw it, she became anxious.
After so many years, I finally met a man with real talent, how could I let him die like this? !
"Wait!"
She took a step forward, her aura soared countless times in an instant, from a 'mortal' to a fairy god aloof.
"You inn, I am covered by Bai Yuzhen!"
"Tonight, even if they shatter the world, they will never touch you and your brothers!"
"Stay."
"Talk to me again."
"I love poetry!"
Tianbao was overjoyed immediately.
But he didn't show it, but hesitantly said: "This... is something wrong?"
"What's wrong?"
"You and I have talked a lot. We are already close friends. Isn't it reasonable for me to protect you?!"
"Come back quickly and talk to me for a while."
Bai Yuzhen's tenderness is like water, and the love in her eyes is particularly obvious.
Seeing this, Tianbao was finally completely relieved.
"Then I will trouble Miss Bai."
"Hey, don't call me such an identity, call me Yuzhen."
Unexpectedly, before the words fell, a loud laugh came from the darkness.
"Hahaha!"
"What are you laughing at?!" Bai Yuzhen turned her head, looked at the dark area, and said coldly, "Can't you fight early?!"
"Of course I'm laughing at you!"
Someone show up.
Tianbao frowned slightly, feeling uneasy again.
It was the woman who arrived at the inn before Bai Yuzhen, the woman with 'holes' all over her body.
Could it be that she came to expose me?
While feeling uneasy, he heard the other party say again: "Bai Yuzhen, Bai Yuzhen, you liked scholars in your lifetime, but you were deceived by someone, and you died tragically in the wilderness."
"Afterwards, the grievances did not dissipate, and you became Mrs. Bone. I thought you would change your temperament drastically after that. Not to mention killing scholars, you would definitely not give them a good face."
"But I didn't expect that you are still so naive, and you still like this kind of helpless little boy so much."
"but···"
"Why didn't you tell him who you were?"
"Don't you dare?"
"Afraid that after she knows your identity, she will immediately alienate you and hate you?"
The woman sneered: "Since it is destined to have no results, why bother to start?"
"You should thank me anyway."
"I will explain everything for you, lest things will be revealed after you have a relationship, that is really painful."
"Long pain ~ short pain is worse than short pain!"
"Ye Erniang, shut up!"
Bai Yuzhen's complexion changed drastically.
While sternly yelling at the woman to shut up, she looked at Tianbao worriedly: "Listen to my explanation..."
"What's the explanation?"
Tianbao shook his head calmly.
"Who are you, what is your identity, is it important?"
"Do I care?"
"I do not care."
"All I care about is you, whether you are a human being, a god, a demon or a ghost, what does it have to do with me?"
"Could it be that you will harm me?"
"Of course not!" Bai Yuzhen responded quickly.
"That's it."
"Since you won't harm me, what difference does it make if you are a human being or the so-called Mrs. Bone?"
"When I interact with people, I never look at the identity of the other person, only whether it is worth it or not."
"Miss Bai, you are obviously a person worthy of deep friendship. I recognize you! You will not be changed by any gossip."
He was so righteous at the moment, and Bai Yuzhen's heart almost melted at what he said.
Erniang Ye frowned, full of displeasure.
I came to tell you that she is a demon, but you gave me dog food?
Outrageous!
This is too much, right?
Ran goose!
None of them noticed that at this moment, Tianbao's heart was beating extremely fast.
Almost scared to death.
Mrs. Bones!
I rely on!
No wonder I think this name is so familiar, isn't Mrs. Bone the Lord of the Bone Forest in the west of the mainland?It is said that she is a super demon who has lived for tens of thousands of years. She is ruthless and murderous without blinking an eye. Over the years, there have been hundreds of thousands of people who have died at her hands.
so···
I really want to have sex, and the one who fooled me just now turned out to be this master? !
This super ruthless person, isn't it, a ruthless monster? !
Mom! ! !
By the way, there is Erniang Ye...
Isn't this the 'bandit leader' of our continent? !
The strength is so strong, it is said that it has already appeared to prove the Taoism, and the current state is even more unfathomable...
So, the two women who came to stay in the hotel were more ruthless than the other? !
Now, am I still caught between them?
Scared people to death!
No, you have to hug Bai Yuzhen's thigh tightly, at least until she knows the truth, it's safe to hug her thigh.
As for Ye Erniang... don't provoke her.
"It was my fault."
After listening to Tianbao's words, Bai Yuzhen actually apologized softly: "She-beasts have different ways, I'm too narrow-minded and thought you would mind, so I didn't dare to tell the truth from the beginning, but don't worry, I will definitely not lie to you again in the future."
Tianbao knew that he had made the right bet.
but···
What's the matter? !
He couldn't help asking: "Yuzhen, can you tell me what's going to happen?"
"Why did the famous Ye Erniang also come to my small inn?"
"I should tell you." Bai Yuzhen looked at her, and said softly, "There is a strange movement in this desert. If I'm not mistaken, there should be a big chance that something will happen."
"Especially for the Yaozu, it is a great opportunity!"
(End of this chapter)
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