My master is invincible

Chapter 159 Yang Coffin (12)

As soon as Boss Yu said this, he completely overturned his image in my heart. Since he came to the hospital, he gave me the impression of a strong man. I didn't expect that he was just like an ordinary person when it comes to women.It can be seen that since ancient times, the saying that a hero is sad and a beauty passes is universal no matter which dynasty or generation.

Now that the master has spoken, what can I say?We had no choice but to nod, let them wrap their heads in white hemp, and follow us to fetch water.

The place where I go to get water is on the east side of our town. There is a river there, about two or three meters wide. I don’t know how wide it is, so I can only make an estimate.After all, who would bother to measure the width of a river?

To be honest, as far as the water in the river is concerned, I am not blackmailing our town. It can be said that it is not water. There are about 120 households living in the town. Almost all their household garbage is thrown into the river, causing the river to be blocked several times. It is the town government that pays to clean up the river.

Later, the town government put up a sign by the river, strictly prohibiting throwing household garbage into Hanoi, and offenders will be fined 100 yuan.The surface of the river was slightly better now, but the water in the river was still jet black.

However, the water color of the whole river is not the same. Near the center of the town, there is a water area. The townspeople have tied a big cage with bamboo slices to separate the domestic garbage. The water there is relatively clear, and the townspeople usually wash it. For cooking.

Although tap water was already common in the town at that time, some people washed their vegetables in the river in order to save water bills, and then showered with tap water again when they returned home.

The place where we went to fetch water this time was the clear water field. Along the way, I walked ahead with the tool for fetching water, Boss Yu and his family members followed, and Yan Shiqi and a strong man carried a sheet of water. The small Eight Immortals table was at the end, and next to them were five or six strong men carrying some fireworks and lighting tools.

When we got to the destination, I asked Yan Shiqi to put the Eight Immortals table by the river.Then, I put the gong and the kettle on the table, wrote the name of the deceased with a cinnabar pen, and pasted the horoscope on the gong.

Pasting the name and characters of the deceased on the gong has the function of leading the way, which means to call the soul of the deceased to the river.

After doing this, I asked Boss Yu and others to stand four feet behind me, then lit three pillars of fragrance, held the fragrance with both hands and made a bow towards the river, and inserted the fragrance under the table of the Eight Immortals.

As for why it is inserted under the Eight Immortals table, there is also a reason.The Dragon King belongs to the gods of the earth. If you put the fragrance on the Eight Immortals table, you will respect the gods in the sky. Only if you put it under the Eight Immortals table, you will respect the Dragon Lord.

Don't look at this fragrance is only separated by a table of eight immortals, but the two worship different gods. There is an old saying that you are not afraid of burning the wrong incense, but you are afraid of worshiping the wrong god, which refers to inserting the fragrance.Yellow paper can be burned indiscriminately, but the fragrance must not be inserted indiscriminately. Once you worship the wrong god, it will bring bad luck.

After inserting the fragrance, I picked up the gong and knocked it three times, chanted a soul-inducing mantra, and then knocked the gong three times, walked to the river, straightened my expression, and said in my mouth: " The sky and the earth are boundless and the moon is sad, the grass is beautiful and frosty, the moon is cloudy and sunny, and people have joys and sorrows. Today is the first day of the first lunar month in 2006. Unfortunately, Liu Jinxiu, a native of Dongxing Town, was plagued by a serious illness and passed away after many treatments failed. It is the misfortune of the Yu family, and the sorrow of the descendants. I, Chen Jiu, was invited by Liu Jinxiu's son, and I came to the river to ask the Dragon Lord to protect Liu Jinxiu's soul and give him the "Holy Water for Purification" to wash away the old Liu Jinxiu's dead body. Right and wrong, I hope the Dragon Lord will be merciful and merciful!"

After reading this passage, I slammed the gong, stepped back seven steps, circled the Eight Immortals Table three times, then stomped my right foot on the ground, lit three pieces of yellow paper, put them on the gong, The horoscope of the birthday of the deceased was burned.

After the yellow paper was burned, the gong was a little hot, so I folded the yellow paper into three pieces and wrapped it around my fingers, picked up the gong, and poured the burned ashes into the river.I don't know what's going on, the temperature by the river has become a bit cold, and the copper gong, which was a little hot to the touch, becomes icy after a while.

I reached out and touched the gong. It was cold and my skin was a little sticky. I didn't think too much about it. I dripped three drops of water on the gong, and then went back to the Eight Immortals Table.

When doing funerals, you will definitely encounter some things that cannot be explained by science. As long as there are no problems in important links, other problems will not be called problems.If every link is perfect, I can say with certainty that few of the dead can be buried safely. After all, funerals are inherently evil.

Back at the table of the Eight Immortals, I picked up the kettle, made a bow towards the river, turned my head, and shouted to Boss Yu and the others, "The dutiful son and grandson of Mr. Liu Jinxiu, kneel down, and beg the Lord Dragon to give me a cleanse." Holy water'."

As soon as the words fell, Boss Yu and the others swiped and knelt down on the ground together.I took a look at them, carried the kettle, went down to the river, lifted the lid of the kettle, filled a pot of water, and returned to the table of the Eight Immortals.

When they saw me bring the water back, they thought they had finished asking for water, and wanted to stand up. I stopped their movements with my eyes, held the gong in my left hand, and the kettle in my right hand. .

When reciting the poem "Qingshui", you can't stop under your feet. You need to follow the steps of three steps forward, two steps back, and then two steps forward and three steps back. During this period, the steps should not be chaotic. Our Eight Immortals call this kind of step "three steps forward" Two back five blessings'

I was reciting the poem of inviting water, and I was stepping three forwards, two retreating and five blessings. After reading the poem of inviting water, my feet had stepped back and forth seven times. When I returned to the original place, I bowed to the river again, uncovered The kettle lid took a look.

The water in the kettle turned out to be black. I thought it was due to the darkness of the night, which caused color difference in vision, so I asked Yan Shiqi to bring a flashlight and shine it on the water in the kettle. Yes, it was black water.

Mad, what's going on, my ceremony didn't go wrong at all, and the process went very smoothly, how could it turn into black water?Is there a problem with the water in the river?I took the flashlight and shone toward the river. The place where the water was filled just now was clear.But, how could the water in this kettle be black water?

I was puzzled, poured out the water, and filled a jug of water from the river. Before the ceremony, I took a look at the jug, and the water in it was clear.After I finished reading the word “please water”, I looked at the water in the kettle again, and it turned black again.

I tried it three times in a row, and every time I finish reading the poem of asking for water, the clear water in the kettle will turn black. This asking for water is the simplest ritual of a funeral. If there is a problem in this link, then what about the next link?

According to our funeral customs, there is absolutely no problem with my ceremony, there is only one possibility, there is something wrong with the dutiful son and grandson kneeling on the ground.

Thinking of this, I became a little annoyed, and I didn't care that the other party was a rich man, so I yelled at Boss Yu and the others, "Everyone kneel down honestly, don't think about dirty things in your head, if Offending the dead, letting the dead come back to you, I don’t care.”

(End of this chapter)