My master is invincible

Chapter 162 Yang Coffin (15)

I let out an 'hmm', and felt a little relieved. If I guessed correctly, Boss Yu married so many wives, it should be a matter of heirs.His eldest wife's eldest daughter is 25 or six years old, and the youngest son is only five or six years old.In other words, during the 20 years in between, his eldest wife never gave birth to a son for him, and only then did he marry several wives.

Having figured this out, I was about to walk away when Yu Qian yelled to wait, and I asked her suspiciously, "What else can I do?"

"Seeing that you like drinking coffee, this bag of coffee is given to you as a gift for the first lunar month!" She said, and handed me a large bag of coffee. After counting, there were dozens of small bags inside.

I froze for a moment, and without being polite, I reached out to take the big bag of coffee.To be honest, I don't particularly like this coffee.The reason why I accepted it was because I wanted to give my parents a taste of this coffee. They have lived in the countryside all their lives, let alone foreign things, and even some foods in the provincial capital are rarely eaten.

I said 'thank you' to her and left the room, remembering Yu Qian's favor in my heart.

When I got back to my room, my first call was to Lao Wang. The phone rang for a long time before I got connected. Lao Wang’s voice was a bit confused, and he should be sleeping. He asked me, “Jiu Yazi, you don’t sleep in the middle of the night. , what's the matter with calling me?"

"I've got a million funerals," I said.

"What? Your father said that you went to the county seat. Why did you go to the town to pick up the funeral? I told you not to go to the funeral. Are you crazy about money!" His voice was very angry.

"Let's not talk about this for now, Lao Wang, is there a phone number for the funeral band?" I asked.

"No! Who in the first lunar month wants to go to the funeral." He said angrily.

"Old Wang, the funeral has been accepted and the contract has been signed. Even if you go back on your word, it's too late. Give me the phone number of the funeral band. Also, ask Widow Liu for me to see if she is willing to come to the town to be a chef. The salary is normal. ten times as much!"

"Jiuyazi, you...you...you" the other end of the phone was silent for a while, sighed and said, "138XXXX, this is the number of Lao Li, the funeral band. It's fair, and I won't slaughter people randomly. As for Widow Liu, I will go to her house and ask. By the way, who are you going to find in terms of Jiu Yazi and the Eight Immortals? Let me tell you again, and I will tell you on New Year's Day The story is all true. Many people in our circle know it. It is estimated that few people are willing to go. You must be mentally prepared. My son will take the college entrance examination this year. I am afraid that carrying the dragon coffin will bring bad luck and affect my son’s college entrance examination results. I won’t go to a funeral, I hope you won’t be offended.”

"It's okay, I know in my heart. If Widow Liu is willing to come later, you can call me. If you don't, you can also call me so that I can find someone else. I'm so sorry to tell you about the funeral! "I said rather embarrassingly,

To be honest, I don't want to call Lao Wang, he is more taboo about funerals in the first month.However, there is no way to do this. Pharaoh handles trivial matters such as funerals and inviting people.

The other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and said: "Jiuyazi, we are neighbors next door, and we have a little relationship. If you say that, you will be out of touch. The question now is, how do you plan to carry out this funeral?" ? During the first lunar month, not only many Eight Immortals will not go, but even some helpers are unwilling.”

"Impossible! You didn't see the scene when we received the funeral today. All the Eight Immortals in our town have gone, and even the Eight Immortals from the next few towns have come over. In terms of inviting people, only money should be enough. Do it?"

"Hehe!" Lao Wang sneered, "100 million is used for funerals, so it's no problem to hire people. What if those people have an accident during the funeral? What about broken hands and feet? Who will pay? How much do you have to pay?" To others?"

I was a little confused by what he said, what if something happened? , and asked him, "What should I do now?"

"You even signed the contract, what can you do? You have to bite the bullet and continue. In terms of etiquette, you must be sincere and do your best, and try not to cause accidents. As long as the deceased is sent to the mountain to be buried safely, it will be considered a blessing." .”

Afterwards, the two of us chatted for a while, and Lao Wang told me who should be invited, what ceremonies should be held, and how the scene should be arranged for a grand funeral.For about twenty minutes, it was all about the funeral.

After hanging up the phone, I sat on the bed in a daze. This million-dollar funeral looked very glorious. When Lao Wang said this, I was in a state of confusion and had no idea at all. I even regretted accepting this funeral.

After staying in bed for ten minutes, Old Wang called again, and he said: "Widow Liu will go to the town early tomorrow morning, and she will bring a few women from the village to help. The salary is not ten times that of yours, which is higher than usual." Just a little."

I was a little taken aback, that Widow Liu has always regarded money as her life, and this time she would take the initiative to ask for a salary cut, which is really fucking abnormal, so I asked Lao Wang why.

He said: "Widow Liu sees that you treat her well, and will call her whenever you have a job. She is repaying you this time."

I didn't say anything else. As for the salary, I said I would give it ten times the usual amount, and I would give it ten times the usual amount. I wouldn't stop giving it just because she said she didn't want so much.After all, it must be unlucky for people to hold funerals in the first lunar month. If they treat others badly in terms of money, no one is willing to help.

Afterwards, I told Lao Wang not to let my parents know about the funeral. He said, "You can go to the funeral with peace of mind. I will give you a good excuse for your parents."

After hanging up Lao Wang's phone, I called Lao Li of the band and told him about some requirements of the host.Lao Li said that he is willing to arrange a 32-member band for me, and the salary is three times the usual amount. Since it is the first month, the red envelope also needs to be increased.

I agreed without even thinking about it. To put it bluntly, money is not a problem for this funeral. I am afraid that people will not come. As long as people come, they will be satisfied in terms of money.

After contacting the band, I called Gao Lao and asked him if he would like to hold a funeral in the first lunar month.

He hesitated for a while, and said, "Chen Baxian! This call is from you, so I will go. If it were someone else, I would not only not go, but I would scold all eighteen generations of his ancestors."

I understand what he means, our group of Eight Immortals are somewhat similar to Lao Wang in temperament.Therefore, in terms of taboo things, it is the same as Lao Wang.The reason why I called Gao Lao was because I felt that there was a lack of a backbone around me, and Lao Wang had already expressed his position, so I had to pin my hopes on Gao Lao.

I thought Mr. Gao would have some excuses, but I didn't expect him to agree so readily.As for the reason, I understand very well in my heart, just because I am Chen Baxian, just because I am Chen Jiu, and because there are so many funerals without any major problems, he chose to trust me selflessly.

However, I am not sure about this funeral.Afraid that I would betray Mr. Gao's trust, I was about to say something when Mr. Gao spoke again.

ps: During the recent period, the update has indeed been a lot slower!Xiao Jiu first apologizes to everyone. Next week, I will try to keep updating four to five chapters every day. I hope everyone will support Xiao Jiu. There are still 11 days left in this month. The monthly pass results are not very satisfactory. I hope brothers and sisters who have monthly passes I can give Xiao Jiu a support.

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