My master is invincible

Chapter 166 Yang Coffin (19)

I stared at the thing in the small hole for a while, and I had an idea in my mind to take that thing out.Only in this way can we ensure that there will be no accidents in the funeral.

Thinking of this, I looked up at Boss Yu. He was talking to his eldest wife, and I didn't know what was going on. pull.

Seeing this opportunity, I took the yellow paper and walked over to the small hole, took out the contents with lightning speed, and stuffed them into my trouser pocket.

I thought all this happened without anyone noticing it, how could I know that this action was seen by Stutter, he walked up to me and asked suspiciously: "Brother Nine, what were you doing just now?"

I silenced him and said softly, "I'll explain to you later."

After finishing speaking, I pretended to be nonchalant and walked around the coffin three or four times, and then asked Stutter to help pull up the red thread, put the mat into the coffin, spread it, and stretched out my hand to press it. It felt very soft, and the deceased should sleep Comfortable, such a comfortable solid wood coffin, it's no wonder the deceased is unwilling to be cremated.

It is worth mentioning that when laying the quilt, I purposely blocked the small hole with a corner of the quilt, so that nothing will go wrong, as long as Boss Yu does not lift the quilt, he will not find out his birthday horoscope gone.

It cannot be said that I take the money of the living, but do not help the living. Our business is not responsible to the living, but to the dead.No matter how much money is given by the living, we can't act against our conscience and do things that are sorry for the dead. This is professional ethics.

Of course, there are also some Eight Immortals, as long as they give money, let alone put things in the coffin, it is no problem to let him sleep with the deceased for a few nights.Money is a thing that makes many people lose themselves. Fortunately, I met Lao Wang at the beginning. If I met Liu Kai and the Eight Immortals, I think I would become like them.

After finishing everything in the coffin, Boss Yu pulled his eldest wife over and said, "Young man, let me and my wife come to the coffin! How about you helping me?"

"Why?" I asked puzzled.

"I'm afraid I'll miss this opportunity, and I'll never be able to hold my mother again in this life." Boss Yu said.

What he said was very sincere, and even a little touching. If my father hadn't told me about the coffin, I would still be like a fool thinking that he was a filial son. Mad, thinking of this makes me angry.

However, after signing the contract with him, he couldn't quit halfway, so he forced a smile and said, "Okay! You have the final say."

After finishing speaking, I asked Jieba to find a tile and put it on the head of the coffin, and then held up the mourning stick and poked it on the broken tile, and it broke with one poke.

After breaking the encoffining spirit, I said to Boss Yu and the others, "When the tiles are broken, everything will be safe, prosperous and prosperous, and the children and grandchildren will prosper."

Afterwards, I signaled to Boss Yu that he could carry the deceased into the coffin. He bent down and lifted the gold silk quilt, and picked up the deceased.He didn't know what was going on, but he seemed very excited, his arms trembled slightly, and a very excited smile appeared on the corner of his mouth inadvertently.

But his eldest wife was full of grief, holding the arm of the deceased, and kept saying softly, "Mother-in-law, you can go on the road with peace of mind! I will definitely burn a lot of candles and ingots for you every year and festival!"

When they brought the old man's body over, I put away the red thread on the coffin and signaled him to put the deceased into the coffin.

I knew in advance that the coffin was strange, and when Boss Yu put the deceased into the coffin, I kept my eyes on him.Sure enough, intentionally or unintentionally, his eyes always glanced towards the small hole in the head of the coffin.

Seeing this, I have basically confirmed that Boss Yu is a complete hypocrite who wants to make money for himself by taking advantage of his mother's funeral.Thinking of this, my attitude towards him took a 180-degree turn, and I was also not interested in this funeral.

After putting the deceased into the coffin, I glanced at it. The position was just right, no problem. I found a piece of white paper to cover the face of the deceased. Boss Yu said, "Don't use white paper, use yellow paper!"

In our line of work, in most cases, we must obey the words of the Lord, and take other people’s money and be controlled by others. This sentence can’t be more suitable for us.

I just exchanged the white paper for the yellow paper. I didn't think too much about it, so I listened to what he said, found a piece of yellow paper to cover the face of the deceased, and was about to set off firecrackers.

A very slight 'sand, sand' sound came.I was stunned, and looked into the coffin, and saw the yellow paper covering the face of the deceased slipped to the side, revealing the face of the deceased.

I wondered for a while, there was not even a breeze in the mourning hall, why the yellow paper slipped aside for no reason, thinking, I reached out to get the yellow paper, ready to cover the face of the deceased again.

As soon as he put his hand into the coffin, the deceased's eyes suddenly opened, staring at me fixedly, blinking his eyelids from time to time.

In just a split second, I felt cold sweat pouring out of my back, and a gust of cold air rose from the soles of my feet and rushed straight to my forehead. I was so scared that I forgot to shout, and my limbs trembled.

At this moment, Boss Yu's eldest wife saw that something was wrong with me, so she glanced into the coffin and screamed, "Grandma is alive!"

After shouting this, she stretched out her hand to tear the deceased in the coffin. Boss Yu grabbed her arm and said angrily, "How can it be possible to come back to life, unless it is a fraudulent corpse..."

When he said this, Boss Yu had a lot of cold sweat on his forehead, and his voice was trembling.

Hearing that it was a fraudulent corpse, the deceased's cadres and daughters screamed in fright, and ran out of the mourning hall with their legs loose. It is not an exaggeration to describe the speed as lightning.

"Is it really alive?" I suppressed the fear in my heart and poked towards the coffin, only to see the deceased lying in the coffin, gasping for breath, staring blankly at the top of the mourning hall.

Fuck, it's really alive, I was actually scared by a living person just now.

I cursed secretly, suppressed the fear in my heart, and asked Stutter to come over to help. He tremblingly walked in front of me and asked me what to do.

I pointed to the inside of the coffin and said, "I'll take her out. Pay attention to the old man's hands and feet. She is old and her bones are brittle. She can't bear the bumps and bumps, and her hands and feet are easy to break."

He stammered and listened to my words, nodded, and walked to the end of the coffin.I reached into the coffin with both hands, hugged the old man's body, picked her up, and stammered at the end of the coffin to support the old man's feet.

The process went very smoothly, but I felt so awkward in my heart that I was always putting people into the coffin, but now I actually came out of the coffin with someone in my arms. This feeling is so weird that I would die.

The old man was held in my arms and nodded slightly towards me.Then, he turned his head and looked at Boss Yu quietly, without saying a word, just turned his head like that, and looked at him quietly.

(End of this chapter)