My master is invincible

Chapter 168 Yang Coffin (21)

Thinking of this, I walked around the coffin a few times, and for a while, I didn't come up with an idea, so I said to Stutter: "You kneel in front of the coffin to burn the yellow paper, try to say something nice to the deceased, and try to see if it works." Move the dead so that she retracts her arms by herself."

"The deceased retracted his arm?" Stammer looked at me in panic.

I nodded and said: "The deceased will have this kind of reaction, it is because she has resentment in her heart, as long as you touch her and let her dissipate the resentment in her heart, the arm will naturally hang down, although the chance of this is very low It’s low, but we’re going to try.”

Stammering and nodding thoughtfully, he took some yellow paper, went to the front of the coffin and knelt down.

I took a look in the mourning hall, and I always felt that the atmosphere in the mourning hall was very strange, and the rancid smell was getting heavier and heavier.According to the theory, in winter, the body will start to stink on the seventh day after death.But the current situation is that as soon as the deceased died, the body began to rot, with some corpse water attached.

If the corpse is abnormal, disaster will happen.I walked up to Boss Yu, and the couple were kowtowing, muttering non-stop, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was really wrong."

"Boss Yu, should you say something to me?" I took out a cigarette and took a deep breath.

He didn't seem to hear me, just kowtowed, but his eldest wife stood up, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, looked at me, and asked nervously: "Little brother, why did my mother-in-law come back to life and die again?" gone?"

I glanced at her, sneered, and said, "Why did you come back from the dead and die again? I have to ask Boss Yu."

After finishing speaking, I ignored her, fixed my eyes on Boss Yu who was kowtowing, and said angrily: "Yu Qingsheng, I don't care how rich you are or what your social status is, since you came to Hengyang for the funeral, We have to follow our rules, don't just rely on a few filthy money to ignore customs. Don't blame me for not reminding you, the living may have nothing to do with you, and the dead will definitely find you, even if the deceased is your mother .”

After I scolded me, Boss Yu knelt on the ground and kowtowed, not saying a word.

This time, I became even more angry, and I didn't care that the other party was the master, so I kicked it down and cursed: "Yu, even if you beat your brains to the ground, you can't change anything, you have to understand People are doing it and the sky is watching, don't think that you can hide it from the sky by doing it secretly, your mother's reaction after her death is enough to prove a lot of things, why don't you just wait for your mother to come back and find you!"

After scolding, I walked towards the coffin angrily. His eldest wife ignored Boss Yu who was kicked to the ground, grabbed me, knelt down, and cried, "Little brother, please think of a way, Asking my mother-in-law to let my husband go, he has no choice but to do so, please!"

I shook off her hand, pointed at Boss Yu, and said angrily, "What did you do to the old man? To bring her back from the dead would have to 'call' you?"

Seeing that I was angry, the woman took my hand again and did not let go, saying: "Little brother, please think of a way. We have always been filial to my mother-in-law, but after she was seriously ill, she was famous for Feng Shui. The teacher said to my old Yu, let her mother-in-law die at six o'clock in the afternoon on the first day of the first lunar month, and then buy a good coffin to gather wealth. .”

Sure enough, there was a problem, I glared at her, and asked angrily, "What method?"

"That's... that's... when it was almost six o'clock, Lao Yu choked the oxygen tube and let... let... let my mother-in-law die at six o'clock." At this point, the woman was already crying.

Ma De, in order to gather money, even killed his mother with his own hands, fuck, this is simply inferior to animals, and he is not afraid of being struck by thunder.

I scolded Boss Yu bloody in my heart, and asked the woman, "Why didn't you stop him! That's your mother-in-law, and half your mother, so you can't bear to see your 'mother' being treated like this by others." Cut off the vitality?"

"I stopped it, but his other three wives agreed with this approach. How can I tell them alone, and Lao Yu's business has problems, so...just...just..."

After finishing speaking, she didn't know whether she was overly nervous or was frightened by the scene just now, the woman fell to the ground.

I walked over quickly, stretched out my hand and probed her nose, and when I was angry, I asked Stutter to carry her to the hospital.

After stammering and leaving with the woman on his back, Boss Yu and I were left in the spirit house. I looked at him angrily, and I didn't know where I got the courage to grab him by the collar and drag him towards the coffin. go.

When I came to the coffin, I pressed his head on the side of the coffin, and said angrily: "Look at it, your mother is lying here, look at her now, your fucking conscience is eaten by dogs! This is The mother who gave birth to you and raised you, you fucking did it just to get rich!"

The more I spoke, the angrier I became, and all the rationality in my mind disappeared. I just wanted to let Boss Yu know the seriousness of the matter.There's nothing I can do about it. In my life, I hate those unfilial people the most, especially this kind of scum who killed his own mother. He can't wait to peel off his skin, eat his flesh, and drink his blood.

I don't know where the strength came from, I picked up Boss Yu and threw it into the coffin, cursing: "Since you can kill your mother, go to the burial with your mother!"

While cursing, I carried the coffin lid next to me, preparing to bury him alive.

Recalling myself at that time now, I feel like a lunatic, I did things based on my personal preference, without considering any consequences, and almost caused a catastrophe. Fortunately, my luck was not bad, and an accident was about to happen. , a person appeared at the gate of the mourning hall.

"Chen Jiu, what are you doing! Where's my mother?" Yu Qian stood at the door of the mourning hall and asked suspiciously.

I turned around and glanced at her, only to see her looking for something in the mourning hall in a panic.

"Hospital," I replied, carrying the coffin lid and preparing to put it on.

"Where's my father?" she asked again.

Hearing what she said, I froze for a moment, and my mind suddenly became clear. It seemed that something was wrong. Why did Boss Yu not call for help when he was thrown into the coffin?
I lowered my head and looked into the coffin. Boss Yu's limbs were twitching non-stop, his head was shaking violently, and he was panting like a cow. The dead man's arm softened at some point, and it was placed on Boss Yu's mouth, covering his nose and heels. mouth, making it hard for him to breathe.

For a moment, I wanted to turn around and leave, ignoring all this, but at this moment, Yu Qian asked anxiously: "Chen Jiu, where is my father? Why didn't I see anyone else?"

(End of this chapter)