My master is invincible

Chapter 179 Yang Coffin (32)

I took a look at her, smiled mysteriously, and asked her to invite her mother to pay her respects without telling her anything in detail.

She gave me a hard look and said, "If there is any problem with grandma's funeral, I'll see you in court. I hope you can handle it yourself."

After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked towards the hospital, probably to invite her mother.

After she left, I walked into the mourning hall. At this time, there were only a few staff members of the band bowing their heads and tinkering with their costumes. I pretended to be nonchalant and sat in front of the Eight Immortals table. I found a piece of red paper and cut out seven fist-sized , and write Liu Kai's name on it.

Afterwards, he poured some glue on the back of the red paper, stood up, walked to the side of the coffin, first bowed to the deceased, and pasted seven pieces of red paper on the seven positions at the bottom of the coffin.

To be honest, the first time I did this kind of thing, it was like being a thief. I was so scared that I even breathed a few times faster. Fortunately, my luck was not bad, and the staff next to me were always messing around. Clothes, I didn't find any abnormalities on my side.

After doing these things, my back and palms were covered with sweat. I took a few deep breaths to calm down my nervous mood, and made another bow towards the coffin, burned some yellow paper, and said some good words in my mouth.

Some people will definitely ask, why paste red paper on the coffin?There is a reason for this, let me explain.Since ancient times, it is taboo to paint the bottom of the coffin, and the original color must be used.Legend has it that coloring the bottom will make the dead blind in the next life.Therefore, the bottom of the general coffin will not be colored to maintain the true color of the coffin.

And I pasted seven pieces of red paper on the bottom of the coffin, which is not considered as coloring, but just a little trick on the coffin, so that the deceased will have seven more red spots on his feet in the next life.

Of course, I will not do such a meaningless thing. The reason why I posted the red paper is to use this funeral to cure Liu Kai.

Therefore, I pasted the red paper according to the orientation of the seven-star array, corresponding to the seven-star array formed by the seven-star nails on the deceased’s birthday shoes, forming a magnetic field. The birthday shoes are Yin, and the red paper is Yang. . (Note: Seven pieces of black gauze are usually pasted on longevity shoes, which are called seven-star nails)

Shou shoes represent the dead, and red paper represents Liu Kai. From the perspective of magnetic field, yin and yang attract each other.As long as the first sound of the gong sounded on the day the road was opened, and the souls of the dead were frightened, there would be no random collisions.

Instead, look for that person with a purpose. As long as that person appears in the mourning hall, the living soul will immediately entangle him, thus making that person evil. (Note: Open the road normally, the first sound of the gong, the soul of the dead will collide randomly, and the person whose zodiac sign is in conflict with the dead will be invited away by the Taoist priest. After 15 minutes, the soul of the dead will return to the body, and it will be successful. Avoid living souls.)
To put it more bluntly, the red paper acts as a thread, connecting the living soul of the deceased with Liu Kai. Regardless of whether Liu Kai's zodiac signs are in conflict, the living soul of the deceased will find him immediately.

The so-called living soul, to put it plainly, is the evil spirit we usually talk about.However, it cannot be said that it is evil spirit, because it is just a way of saying when opening the way, just like the relationship between ice and water.

Of course, doing this kind of thing is detrimental to yin and virtue, and you will often get retribution. I also do this out of desperation.

I have no money or power, and I'm just a little coffin bearer. Every time I think of Fatty Guo telling me with blood on his face, 'Brother Ninth, we Eight Immortals don't ask for help', it hurts my heart like a knife.

And now, Gao Lao's arms were broken by Liu Kai again, and he was imprisoned in the bullpen with disheveled hair. I'm afraid, I'm really afraid that Liu Kai will strike again. I'm afraid it will be Lao Wang, Chen Tiannan or Yang Yan next time. .I was afraid to see them covered in blood one by one by Liu Kai, and I was even more afraid to see them lying bloody in front of me as soon as I went out one day.

If you want to prevent this kind of thing from happening again, you can only act first and use this funeral to bring down Liu Kai.

However, what I didn't expect was that the retribution brought by pasting seven red papers on the bottom of the coffin almost ruined my life.Of course, this is something for later, let's not talk about it for now.

Looking back now, even though that retribution almost ruined my life, I still have no regrets.Because the brothers and the Eight Immortals around me are out of danger. As long as they are good, it is more important to me than anything else. Even if the retribution takes my life, I don’t think I will regret it.

I waited in the mourning hall for about ten minutes, and Yu Qian led her mother over. Maybe she came too hastily. Her mother didn't have makeup on, and she was dressed more casually.

It's her no make-up and casually dressed appearance that made me froze in the mourning hall, unable to even speak, how could it be possible, how could she be so similar to her, this is wrong!One is in Hong Kong and the other is in Hengyang, how could this happen between them!

I put down the things in my hands, walked quickly to Yu Qian's mother, and asked tremblingly: "You...you...you, do you have a sister or a younger sister?"

She didn't answer my question, but looked at me with puzzled eyes, and asked with concern: "Little brother, what's wrong with you?"

"You...do you have a sister or sister?" I fixed my eyes on her, like, too similar, too similar.In the past, she was dressed luxuriously, coupled with the makeup on her face, I just thought she was a bit like her, but now she is not a bit like her, at least seven points like her.

"I heard from my mother that there seems to be an older sister who traveled to mainland China when I was a child and got separated accidentally. Because of this, my father divorced my mother and died of depression within a few years. I don't know where my older sister is now. , how are you doing?" When she said this, she was very sad, with tears in her eyes.

Hearing this, I was completely stunned, no way, what a coincidence, the woman in my heart has never been without her natal family, and the woman in front of me looks exactly like her, and another one is separated sister, are they sisters?

Thinking of this, I asked her: "Do you know what your sister looks like?" After asking this question, I wished I could slap myself in the face, Ma De, she said that she was separated when she was a child, how would she know what she looked like.

She glanced at me lightly, with puzzled eyes, and said, "Little brother, are you okay? When you asked for water yesterday, you told me a lot of inexplicable things, and now you ask me if I have any sisters, are you Don't you know something? Can you explain it more clearly?"

I took a few deep breaths and looked at her for a long time, until she frowned slightly, then I slowly said, "If I say I am your nephew, would you believe it?"

"What?" Yu Qian and her mother said at the same time, looking at me in disbelief.

(End of this chapter)