My master is invincible

Chapter 186 Yang Coffin (39)

Fatty Guo seemed to think of something happy, slapped his palm on his thigh, laughed, and told me about Chen Tiannan.

On the first day of junior high school, Fatty Guo was sleeping, and a girl came to his house. According to him, the girl is beautiful, but her height is a little too high, at least 1 meters. This girl is none other than Chen Tiannan’s wife , Cheng Huan.

After Cheng Huan came in, he explained to Fatty Guo's parents why he was here, grabbed Chen Tiannan and slapped him twice, read a long paragraph in his mouth, and lifted Chen Tiannan out. When he was about to leave the door, Chen Tiannan wailed. , "Fatty, ask Ninth Brother to save me, my home is on Jiefang Road, HY City..."

After finishing speaking, Fatty Guo was still full of ideas, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a smile: "Ninth Brother, you haven't seen Brother Tian's expression, it's uglier than a dead father, when his wife holds it in her hand, that The expression, what a fucking ****, I have never seen a person with such rich expressions in this life, you know, what did my parents say after they left?"

I shook my head, stammered and brought my head closer. Even Yu Qian, who was walking in front, slowed down. It was obvious that the two of them were very interested in this matter.

Fatty Guo pretended to be profound for a while, and then said slowly, "My parents gave me a death order that I was not allowed to marry a girl taller than me in my life, saying that they were afraid that I would be taken away by my wife, which would be too detrimental to a man's dignity. "

As soon as he said this, the three of us looked at him and said at the same time, "Made, with your body shape, who can mention it."

The few of us quarreled for a while, and I planned to finish the funeral in the town and go to Hengyang to see what happened to Chen Tiannan and his wife.However, thinking of Chen Tiannan's thin, monkey-like body, and Cheng Huan's 1.9-meter height, I made up the picture in my head, not to mention Chen Tiannan, even I, I am afraid I can't accept such a daughter-in-law.What the hell, if you go shopping like this, you're not a couple, it's obviously a woman walking around.

Afterwards, we went to the town to buy some vegetables. It is worth mentioning that every house in the town hung a piece of white cloth on the door.Needless to say, Liu Kai's ability to handle affairs is really nothing to say. As for what method he used, he didn't need to think about it. It was nothing more than a threat and some money to finish the job.

Seeing that the whole town was hanging white, I called Lang Gao and asked him to tell the townspeople to put a small piece of red cloth on top of the white cloth, and then I went straight back to the village.

Back in the village, after some busy work, I invited all the villagers to a meal. The main characters of the meal were mother and Hu Qin. During the dinner, my mother smiled brightly, and scattered some of the gifts from Hu Qin to the villagers. Each of them sent some, saying that it was to let the villagers taste Hong Kong products. It was mother's behavior that her nickname 'Wan Nian' was finally removed successfully.

There is always a banquet in the world. After drinking and eating, Hu Qin proposes to go back to the town. After all, she has a filial piety now and needs to go to the mourning hall to greet some things, especially Yu Qian. As a filial son and grandson, she is busy with many things.

Faced with the short reunion and parting, mother's face was full of tears, so she asked Hu Qin to finish the funeral and come to the house for a long time before returning to Hong Kong, she agreed.

All this was going well, we sent Huqin mother and daughter to the car, and when the car was about to start, Yu Qian poked her head out and said to me, "Cousin, remember to come to the town to continue the work on the day the road is opened. Funeral."

Ma De, as soon as she said this, the mother kept staring at Huqin as if she didn't hear it, but the father heard it clearly, his face sank suddenly, and he didn't speak.

Looking at my father's face, I knew this was going to be a sad one, so I forced a smile on my face and smiled at him.After the car was far away, my mother stood there waving her hands and said, "Sister, remember to come and play with me after the funeral."

Afterwards, the few of us returned home. On the way, none of us spoke, and even Fatty Guo was rarely quiet.

When I got home, I sat at the table anxiously. Fatty Guo and Stutter saw that the atmosphere was not right, so they found an excuse and went to the old Wang's house next door.

After they left, my father closed the door and windows with a sullen face, and the room suddenly became very dark. Seeing this situation, my mother finally realized that something was wrong, and asked my father, "Old Chen, why are you crazy? Why do you close the doors and windows in broad daylight?"

My father ignored my mother. He walked up to me without saying a word. He raised his hand and slapped my face with burning pain. He said angrily, "Jiuzi, are you still my son? You are still the obedient Jiuya!" kid?"

As he spoke, he slapped me on the other side of the face again, which was stronger than the previous one. I remained silent and did not speak.

"Old Chen, are you crazy about drinking and beating Jiu Yazi for no reason? He is 19 years old. Have you thought about how he feels when you beat him like this?" Mother pulled her father away.

How did he know that his father didn't even move his body, so he said, "Ask him what he did in the town."

My mother was taken aback, rubbed my face a few times, blew a few more breaths, and said, "Jiuzi, what did you do? You made your father so angry?"

I kept silent, afraid to speak, I was afraid of offending my father again, after all, they were doing it for my own good.

"Are you dumb? Tell your mother!" My father yelled from the side.

I was still silent, not daring to speak.

"You don't dare to say yes! Let me tell you for you, you son of a bitch, he ran to the town to attend a funeral in the first month of the lunar year." As he spoke, my father stretched out his index finger and tapped on my head a few times, and said without disappointment: " The old Wang next door to our house is so blind, it’s the first month to carry the coffin for others, you’re fine, just go to the funeral, if something bad happens to you, what will your mother and I do?”

After finishing speaking, my father was so angry that he trembled and wanted to slap me again. He froze for a moment, picked up the fruit plate on the table, smashed it on the ground, and roared, "Say, should this bastard?" Fight, don't fight now, sooner or later something will happen."

"Jiuzi, I thought you were playful and went to the town for a few days. Why did you go to the funeral? Are you going to become a one-eyed dragon like Lao Wang!" Mother's temper is not as dry as his father's, but, still Hit me a few times.

"I...I..." I wanted to explain, but found that I didn't know what to say.

"Don't say anything, hall guest, you can find a lock and lock him at home. I will go to the town to buy a train ticket to Guangzhou tomorrow, and I will send him to Guangzhou tomorrow, anyway. Qiu Yazi will also go to Guangzhou tomorrow, so I will let Jiu Yazi and Qiu Yazi go to the factory, so that at least I know that my son is doing well and will not be criticized by others, and I don’t have to worry about him offending the deceased one day. What's wrong with your body?" the father said angrily.

(End of this chapter)