My master is invincible

Chapter 1860 Yin Yang Rice (64)

I don't know if Uncle Yuan is showing off in front of me on purpose or what is going on.

When he arranged for people to carry the golden coffin, he was extremely fast, and it took less than a minute to arrange everyone properly.

Of course, I might not be surprised if the arrangement is right. The crux of the matter is that when he arranges people, he just puts the right person in the right place.

To use a simple analogy, I told him that the golden coffin was a bit evil and weighed nothing, so he arranged for four thinner people to carry it to the front. What's more, the zodiac signs of these four people were two dragons and two tigers.

In our profession of coffin bearers, we are a little particular about it. It is said that dragons and tigers open the way, and no evil will invade.

As for the middle position, he arranged eight people. I don't know what the zodiac signs of these eight people are. However, judging from their body shapes and facial expressions, it should be that the eight of them are just right for this position.

He himself led the other three to carry it to the end.

After arranging all this, Uncle Yuan cut his index finger, put it on the top of the golden coffin, and muttered a few words.

I didn't catch what he was saying, but the action of his blood, don't make me have to write a letter to him.

As far as I know, when our coffin bearers carry it, some professionals will smear some chicken blood on the coffin, the purpose is to make the coffin easier to lift, but what is really useful is to use the blood of our coffin bearers to smear the coffin on the coffin. On the coffin, this can calm down the lonely ghosts around.

However, ordinary coffin bearers seldom smear their own blood on the coffin. To put it bluntly, one is afraid of pain, and the other is unwillingness. After all, the relationship between us coffin bearers and the deceased is a relationship of employment, and no one would be willing. Use your own blood.

When Uncle Yuan saw me staring at his index finger, he smiled and said, "We carry coffins like this here, so it's a kind of respect for the dead!"

I smiled embarrassingly, my face was full of embarrassment. To be honest, I have been a coffin bearer for so many years, and I have never done such a thing.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Uncle Yuan came over and said with a smile, "Xiao Jiu, since we are coffin bearers, we should naturally consider the deceased more. Even if we suffer a little, it's fine. After all, some things are Go in the light, come in the dark."

I nodded and said, "Taught."

He smiled and said, "It's not a matter of being educated. By the way, we have already arranged it. How about we go first?"

I looked at them, then at Zheng Xiguan and the others, and said, "Okay."

That Uncle Yuan didn't speak any more, turned around slowly, and shouted at the group of them, "Brothers, go home."

After finishing speaking, the people he brought yelled, and immediately put the dragon frame on their shoulders, and Uncle Yuan shouted a slogan, and the group walked forward in a mighty manner.

Looking at their backs, the shock in my heart is really beyond words.

The reason is that when this group of people carried the coffin, they were not like ours at all. They did a great job no matter how they started, walked, or even in unison. It can even be said that among the coffin bearers I have seen, they are the most professional of.

More importantly, when they were carrying the coffin, each of them was muttering four words, "Heaven and earth are upright."

As we all know, when carrying a coffin, the strength of a person is on the feet and shoulders. Since then, few people are willing to speak. shaking up.

Because of this, our coffin bearers seldom speak. One is that we are eight people carrying the coffin, and everyone’s strength is about the same. The other is that speaking requires strength. If you can save a little effort, save a little effort .

However, Uncle Yuan and the others carried the coffin with sixteen people, and the strength of each person was relatively reduced, which was also conducive to shouting while lifting the coffin.

It can be seen from this that they may be a group of rule-abiding people.

When their backs completely disappeared from my eyes, I came back to my senses, took a deep breath, looked at Yuan Zhenghua beside me, and asked him: "How is your cousin?"

He smiled and said: "He is usually very stingy, and his face is red when he can quarrel with others for a dollar, but he seems to be good to the coffin bearer. I heard from my grandma before that my cousin completely inherited my grandpa. The foot of the coffin bearer is very important."

"What's wrong with him?" I asked again.

He thought for a while, and then said: "The shortcoming is that he likes to take advantage of petty gains, and he likes to plot against others. However, Brother Ninth, you can rest assured that he will never plot against his colleagues."

"Why?" I subconsciously asked.

He said: "Well, I heard that it seems that there are fewer people in the profession of coffin bearers. He is afraid of offending coffin bearers and making this profession disappear completely."

I smiled, this Uncle Yuan is an interesting person, so he didn't ask any more questions, so he looked at Yuan Zhenghua and said softly: "Okay, let's not talk about it, let's talk about it after taking your grandma's body back to the village, by the way , I have something to tell you in advance. After you return to the village, don’t interfere any more. Just be a descendant with peace of mind. Say hello to your parents and aunt, don't let them dictate during the funeral, otherwise, if something happens, I will not be responsible."

Then Yuan Zhenghua faltered and said nothing.

How could I not understand what he meant, guessing, he was also undecided.

Regarding this, I didn't ask any more questions, so Zheng Xiguan and others began to carry Mrs. Yuan's body.

Since we used a door panel to carry old lady Yuan's body up when we got into the car, I also planned to use the door panel to carry it back to the village.

Considering that Uncle Yuan and the others were quite professional when they carried the golden coffin, and I didn't want to fall behind, I decided to personally lead Zheng Xiguan to carry the old lady Yuan's body.

When I said this to Zheng Xiguan and others, Zheng Xiguan almost didn't jump up, and said: "Okay, with you here, our group of people can be regarded as the backbone."

What surprised me was that the fat white man seemed to be preoccupied, staring at me closely without saying a word.

I raised my eyes and glanced at Fatty Bai, and asked him, "What's the matter? Just speak up if you have something to say."

He faltered for a while, then said slowly, "Xiao Jiu, that golden coffin doesn't weigh much, why don't we carry it?"

I smiled and explained: "Uncle Bai, you don't understand the way of the inside, the golden coffin really doesn't weigh much, but don't you think this coffin is too abnormal, if you guessed right, Uncle Yuan and the others should It will not go smoothly, especially when we are about to reach the village, the golden coffin may be very heavy."

"Extra heavy?" He exclaimed in surprise.

I nodded, smiled mysteriously, and said, "If you don't believe me, you'll find out later. Now, you just need to clear your mind and carry old lady Yuan's body back to the village."

I say this because I have vaguely grasped the law of the golden coffin.

(End of this chapter)