My master is invincible

Chapter 189 Yang Coffin (42)

In my opinion, crying red envelopes is the real purpose of the band. After all, crying for a period of time can be exchanged for expensive red envelopes.Therefore, when the band was crying, they worked very hard, even harder than a dead father. If someone who didn't know saw that scene, they would definitely mistakenly think that the crying person's father died.

Of course, not everyone in the band is like this, and part of it is due to professional ethics. The crying is very sad, the expression is unnatural, and a little contrived. The specific purpose may only be clear to the mourner.

Hearing the crying, Fatty Guo held back his mouth and said, "Ninth brother, luckily I'm carrying the coffin with you. If I accidentally enter the band, my parents will definitely strangle me to death. Mad, I'm so sad to cry. I'm not afraid that his own father will really cry."

"Okay, you're the one who talks a lot and has a different job, so don't speak ill of others." I glared at him.

"Ninth brother, where are we going now? How about going directly to the mourning hall?" Stuttering aside.

I was about to speak when Fatty Guo said first, "Go to the hospital. I heard that Mr. Gao is in the hospital. When we come to town, we must go see him first."

"You want to see Zhang Yuanyuan, right?" I glanced at him and said angrily.

"Hey, I haven't seen the little nurse for a while, I miss her so much, let's take a look at her when I go to see Mr. Gao!" Fatty Guo blushed when he said this, and I was taken aback for a while. .

"Okay, I will fulfill your wish today. Let's go to the hospital first. After dawn, let's go to the open road as spectators." I said, and led them to the hospital. I want to go to the tombstone shop and ask. Great invitation to the dragon, but, remembering that I am just a bystander now, I gave up that idea.

After a while, several of us came to the hospital. The hospital was very deserted, and there was only one nurse on duty at the front desk.Some things are so coincidental that the nurse on duty happened to be Zhang Yuanyuan, and I began to wonder if Fatty Guo knew in advance that Zhang Yuanyuan was on duty tonight.

As soon as he entered the hospital, Fatty Guo stared at the duty desk and said to me: "Ninth Brother, please pay New Year's greetings to Gao Lao for me. I have something to do with the little nurse."

"I know you're fat, and you don't have the kindness to come to see Mr. Gao." I cursed with a smile, and kicked him on the buttocks, "Be careful, there will be more business later."

"Good!" Fatty Guo yelled, and went straight to the duty desk.

I smiled wryly, if Fatty Guo could really be with Zhang Yuanyuan, it would be a good thing, and the little nurse is not bad in other aspects except for that.

Afterwards, I came to Gao Lao's ward with a stammer, and I didn't know what was going on. Gao Lao was not sleeping, and was leaning on the bedside to smoke. , why did you run over here?"

"Something happened, I have nowhere to go now, I'm going to the hospital to see you for the time being." I told the truth, when I came to town, I really had nowhere to go.

"What happened?" He handed me a cigarette, and Stutter another.

"I was locked up by my parents, and I didn't let Dazheng Yue do the funeral, so I sneaked out." I took the cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath.

"You can't blame your parents. Which parents want their children to earn dead money? Don't blame your parents." Gao Lao sat up.

"Let's not talk about it. Is there any news about the funeral in the town these days?" I asked.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that the funeral was too noisy. There was singing all the time in the middle of the night. It's a little bit better today. It was a lively event last night. I don't know how many men in the town didn't sleep. They all went to the mourning hall to watch Yan I'm going to dance." Gao Lao smiled wryly and explained.

I wasn't interested in this matter, so I asked him, "Did Liu Kai and those Eight Immortals make trouble?"

Gao Lao took a puff of cigarette, and said in a deep voice: "Nothing happened, but when the town government was suspended, some accidents happened, and I don't know what tricks he used, and the town government was suspended. , it seems that we have been underestimating him all the time, and even the town government can claim nothing. The funeral director is quite satisfied with this matter. I heard that Liu Kai was given a reward of 5 yuan, so Liu Kai is now wholeheartedly devoted to this matter At the funeral, for fear of any accident, I ran to the hospital last night and asked me to tell you that if you dare to appear at the funeral, he will break your limbs and make you unable to walk for the rest of your life."

"Whoever dares to touch Brother Jiu, I won't let him go!" Stuttered aside.

Gao Lao glanced at him and stammered, and said: "Small boy, you are too tender, the water here is very deep, not you can understand it, I advise you, don't make things difficult for Liu Kai, we are here It’s enough for the town to make a living, but if it’s really going to blow up, we’ll have to rely on crutches to help us walk for the rest of our lives.”

He stammered and didn't speak, and leaned towards me, as if he was telling Mr. Gao with his actions, 'I'm not afraid! '

I didn't pay attention to Gao Lao's preaching, and asked him some news about the funeral. He said, "I have been in the hospital for the past few days, and I haven't heard anything. By the way, someone came to me that day. Said it was your friend, and asked me about recruiting dragons, I hired about 60 people for him, I don’t know if he has invited 118 people?”

As soon as I heard this, I knew that the person should be Ada. With his ability, 118 people should be invited, so I didn't ask further.

Afterwards, we chatted for a while, until the sky turned white, and the mourning stopped. Judging by the trend, the road should be about to open.

According to the rules handed down by the ancestors, the opening time for funerals is from 11:10 am to 8:[-] pm. Some Taoist priests are afraid of hard work, so they shorten the opening time a lot, from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm.

This time seems to be quite a lot, ten hours, but in fact it is pitifully small. It takes four hours for lunch and dinner, and two hours for the process of asking for red envelopes. It takes four hours to actually open the way for the dead. Due to time constraints, many ceremonies and links were not done at all.

In the past, the opening of the road was the most important thing in the whole funeral. Now, the opening of the road has become a spectator, and the most important thing is to ask for red envelopes. Some unscrupulous Taoists only spend four or five hours on the process of asking for red envelopes. , the good name is that a thousand hands of money can atone for the dead. (Thousands of money: old-looking RMB)

To put it bluntly, funerals are no longer like funerals, but more like "entertainment venues" for Taoist priests and the Eight Immortals to make money.

However, with Boss Yu's financial resources and the time to open the road, those Taoist priests should not dare to delay. Even if they try their best, they will make the owner happy, so that the red envelopes can increase.After all, it is rare to meet one or two rich people like Boss Yu in a lifetime.

I took out my phone and turned on the time. It was 7:20, 40 minutes before I left the road. I greeted Mr. Gao and was about to go to the mourning hall with a stutter. When I passed the front desk of the hospital, I saw Fatty Guo kneeling on the ground beside him. Many people pointed at him.

(End of this chapter)