My master is invincible

Chapter 1904 Yin Yang Rice (108)

Without any hesitation, I immediately walked towards Uncle Huang, trying to pull him up.

The old man spoke up.

He said: "Xiao Jiu, just give me some thin noodles, is that okay?"

Ok?
What does he mean?
At that moment, I quickly withdrew my hand, stared at him suspiciously, and heard him say: "Since ancient times, in our great China, we have always paid attention to learning without seniority, and those who have mastered it first. Now you are the master of Chunyang Sword, and Our village makes a living by carrying coffins, so we should worship you."

Suddenly, I understood what he meant.

This old man regards me as the coffin bearer's palace master.

After thinking about this, I quickly said: "Old man, you are right, I..."

Before I could finish speaking, he interrupted me and said, "Xiao Jiu, this is a rule and cannot be broken. Besides, since I made this scumbag kneel down to you, there are naturally other matters."

He has said that, what else can I say, so I have to go back to my seat resentfully.

To be honest, although I was sitting, I felt like I was sitting on pins and needles, and I hated not to stand up immediately.

"Huang Maozi, why are you still standing there, quickly kowtow." The old man greeted Uncle Huang.

Uncle Huang seemed to be obedient to the old man's words, without any hesitation, he kowtowed towards me immediately.

I wanted to go away, but the old man kept staring in my direction. I was so scared that I didn't dare to go, so I had to let Uncle Huang kowtow in my direction.

"Knock again!" The old man said again.

"Old man, one is enough!" I said hastily.

He gave up, and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Jiu, this is the ancestral rule of our coffin bearers, and it cannot be broken."

Uncle Huang didn't say anything, and kowtowed to me again.

Immediately afterwards, the old man ordered Uncle Huang to kowtow to me again, a total of three kowtows.

After three kowtows, I thought it was all right, but how could I know, the old man spoke again, and he said to Uncle Huang, "Go find a piece of cattail and sit next to Xiaojiu."

Now, I can't take it anymore, what kind of society is this, there is no reason for me to sit on the stool and let Uncle Huang sit on the cattail.

So, I hurriedly said, "Old man, don't use it!"

Uncle Huang seemed to be a little bit unwilling, and said hesitantly: "Old man, I'm 40 years old, Xiao Jiu is only in his early twenties, I..."

Before he could finish speaking, the old man's face sank, and he cursed angrily, "Huang Maozi, I just want to ask you a question, will my words still work in this village?"

Uncle Huang quickly said: "You are the living god of our village, your words are naturally more effective than imperial edicts."

"Then let me ask you, are you willing to sit on the cattail?" the old man said aggressively.

To be honest, I really couldn't figure out what kind of medicine the old man was selling in the gourd. I thought that the old man might be asking me for something, otherwise, it would definitely not be like this.

After hearing this, Uncle Huang stopped talking, got up slowly, and walked to the left.

In less than a moment, he came back with a piece of shop in his hand, put cattails beside me with great reluctance, and then sat down slowly.

Seeing this, I am really sorry, the shop is only three or four centimeters thick, and the stool I am sitting on is about sixty centimeters high.

The two of us sat together, as if Uncle Huang was my entourage, or a very unidentified entourage.

This Uncle Huang is also the head of a village after all, so it's not proper to just sit next to me like this.

Immediately, I quickly said: "Old man, this is not right, it is too embarrassing to Uncle Huang."

He glanced at me, his tone sank, and he said, "Xiao Jiu, have you considered a question? In this society, since you want to save face, why do you still want to be a coffin bearer? Since you are a coffin bearer, why do you have to be a coffin bearer?" To save face, if a coffin bearer values ​​face more than anything else, do you think such a person will be a good coffin bearer?"

As he spoke, he paused, as if he was preaching to Uncle Huang, but also as if he was telling me, and continued: "It's not that the old man's thinking is corrupt, but that the old man is also advancing with the times, even though I haven't left this village for many years. , but in the outside world, the old man’s mentality is like a mirror. The reason why he makes you kneel down and sit next to Xiaojiu with a cattail is to let you put aside the so-called face. Filial piety is inheritance, great filial piety is transcendence, which kind of filial piety do you want to be?"

After saying this, the old man stared at Uncle Huang and said nothing.

Uncle Huang thought about it for a while, and slowly said: "I am a soft-spoken person, but I also have great ambitions. However, this cruel reality makes me dare not imagine anything. I just have to be a little filial piety."

"Accompany me!" The old man nodded, looked at me again, and asked me, "Xiao Jiu, how about you?"

I smiled and said awkwardly, "When I first entered the industry, I wanted to be a great filial piety. After working in this industry for a few years, it is my limit to be able to do a good job in middle filial piety."

"That's right, you know how to make progress, this is a real coffin bearer." The old man glanced at me appreciatively, then looked at Uncle Huang, and scolded angrily: "Look at what's the use of you, the toad is still there!" If you want to eat swan meat, are you not as good as a toad?"

I'm so drunk too.

What kind of theory is this old man? According to me, what Uncle Huang said is very pertinent. After all, the times are changing now, and the profession of coffin bearers has gradually declined. It is already enough to spend a lifetime doing this job well. It is very difficult.

I reckon that Uncle Huang's saying that the old man has a weird personality is not unreasonable.

To my surprise, Uncle Huang actually laughed when he heard the old man's words, and said, "Thank you for your appreciation, old man. I will definitely do a good job in this job."

Ok?
What is the situation with these two people?
Just when I was dazed for a while, the old man returned to his seat, smiled, and said to me: "Xiao Jiu, I think with your intelligence, you should have guessed that I did this for a purpose, right?"

I nodded and said, "I guessed a part of it, but the old man doesn't need to do this. As long as you bring it up, Xiao Jiu will agree to you even if he goes to the mountain of swords or goes to the sea of ​​fire."

He laughed and said with satisfaction: "As expected of his son, the grievances and grievances are clear, no wonder your parents waved their arms, and more than half of the eighteen arhats followed your parents."

Hearing this, I quickly asked, "What happened to them?"

The old man let it go, and said softly: "It doesn't matter if you don't mention what happened back then, but you, I want to make three requests to you. As long as you agree to these three requests, any difficulties you encounter in front of you, I am willing to pay you with these three points." With my dying body, I will find a way out for you."

As soon as I said this, I became more and more puzzled, and when Uncle Huang heard this, he didn't know what was going on, so he burst into tears and kept saying: "Old man, you can't do this, you are from our village Immortal, you can't leave us."

Listening to Uncle Huang's words, I vaguely felt that what the old man was about to say might be related to his life and death, or even my life and death, so I quickly asked, "Old man, did something happen to you?"

(End of this chapter)