My master is invincible

Chapter 1966 Eight Immortals Gathering (48)

This made me stare at Huang Hao closely, and said with a smile, "Tell me!"

He glanced at me and was about to speak when Uncle Huang glared at him and said to me: "Village chief, you didn't listen to the nonsense of my unworthy son. How can he know anything like a brat."

"Dad, I really know." Huang Hao was a little unconvinced.

"Let's go, you know what a fart is, do you know whether a fart smells good or smells bad?" Uncle Huang raised his hand and was about to hit Huang Hao.

Seeing this, I am also speechless. A typical Chinese father can easily deny his son.

Immediately, I quickly stopped Uncle Huang's actions and said, "Uncle Huang, let Huang Hao talk about it, maybe he really knows?"

"Village chief, you don't know that my son is not up to date. If what he said disturbs everyone's thinking, it will not be worth the loss." Uncle Huang said bitterly.

I smiled wryly, and quickly said, "Just give the child a chance!"

"This... this..., okay! Since the village chief has spoken, I won't stop it." Uncle Huang agreed with great reluctance.

After finishing speaking, he looked at Huang Hao again, "If you miss a word, see how I deal with you when I go back."

"Brother Jiu is better!" Huang Hao smiled at me, and quickly said, "Brother Jiu, I feel that these four things may have a chemical effect when combined."

"Huh?" I was taken aback, "Chemistry?"

He nodded and said: "Yes, sulfur, cinnabar, and lychee skin all contain a kind of Be2, and corpse oil can synthesize these things. As long as they are matched in a certain proportion, it is easy to produce a new chemical element LSD, which is Medically speaking, lysergic acid diethylamide, this kind of thing can easily affect the human brain, causing people to hallucinate.”

"Illusion?" I was taken aback and asked quickly.

He gave up, "Ninth brother, this kind of hallucination is different from ordinary hallucinations. It will not cause hallucinations in people's eyes, but will affect the sense of touch of people's limbs. For a simple example, if you punch me, you think you don't have hallucinations?" Hit, and your eyes saw that you missed me, but the fact is, I did take a punch from you."

I seem to understand a little bit, but I don't understand it very well.

Huang Hao seemed to be interested, and hurriedly said, "Ninth brother, I don't know if the experiment will be successful, but you can try it."

While speaking, he picked up my arm and wiped it on the white cloth, and then he said to me: "Brother Jiu, smell your palm."

I sniffed my palm half-believingly, and there was a faint scent of coriander, but I couldn't smell anything else.

"Hit me." Huang Hao stared at me and said.

I thought about it for a while, and I was not polite, and I raised my fist and slammed it down at him.

What's weird is that I clearly saw my fist swinging over, but there was no sense of reality from my hand. What's even more weird is that my eyes saw Huang Hao and didn't move back.

This is exactly the same feeling as I lifted the white cloth before.

What happened?
Just when I was in a daze, Huang Hao spoke, and said, "Ninth brother, you hit me just now."

Ok?
Did you hit it?

Why do I feel nothing?
I hurriedly looked at Zhuge Qingming and the others.

They nodded one by one and said: "Palace Master, you did hit just now."

Shit, what the hell is this!

Why is it so miraculous, even more evil than metaphysics.

Huang Hao should have seen my doubts, and hurriedly said: "Ninth brother, I am angry at me for saying something disrespectful! Whether it is chemistry or metaphysics, they all follow a theory, that is, starting from the human body and seeing it from the human body. , touched, felt, in other words, the eyes cannot be trusted."

When he said this, Huang Hao's expression was extremely serious.

"Stinky boy, you know what a fart, don't talk nonsense here." Uncle Huang came over, pulled Huang Hao behind him, and then looked at me, "Village chief, I'm sorry, my son is talking nonsense, He didn't deny metaphysics, it's just that this kid can't speak, don't take it seriously!"

I understand what Uncle Huang means. He is afraid that Huang Hao's words will offend everyone present.

After all, although these people are coffin bearers, they more or less know a little bit of metaphysics.

To be honest, I think Huang Hao's words are quite reasonable. No matter what school of thought it is, it exists according to certain laws.

And a certain celebrity once said that the existence of all things is reasonable.

So, without any hesitation, I looked at Huang Hao, "Young man, you are very promising."

Uncle Huang looked at me in confusion, and asked me: "Village Chief, what do you mean, do you want my son?"

I rolled my eyes, and was about to speak, when I noticed something wrong with Mr. He's face. How could I not understand what he meant, he must have been pissed off by Huang Hao's words.

There is no way to do this. People of Mr. He's generation don't know anything about chemistry at all. In his eyes, there is only metaphysics.

But just now Huang Hao actually compared chemistry with metaphysics, which to He Lao was an insult to metaphysics.

Seeing this, I quickly looked over to Mr. He, and said with a smile: "Mr. He, everything is new, and times are constantly changing. I hope you don't care about Huang Hao, he just proposed a new school of knowledge. "

Mr. He smiled when he heard what I said, "It's okay! Our generation is old and useless."

I understand, he has a grudge against Huang Hao's words just now.

I smiled wryly, Mr. He's thoughts are already deeply ingrained, and it is impossible to explain clearly in a few words.

So, I looked at Mr. He apologetically, then looked at Huang Hao, and said with a smile: "Huang Hao, according to what you mean, does it mean that we don't need to lift the white cloth at all, just walk in directly, even if we look Until I didn’t go in, in fact, we are already in the mourning hall?”

Seeing that I agreed with his words, Huang Hao cheered, and quickly walked out from behind Uncle Huang, excitedly said: "Yes, in theory, but there is a fatal flaw."

"What shortcoming?" I looked at Huang Hao with a smile.

He said: "Because we can't believe our eyes now, we don't know what is waiting for us after entering the mourning hall. In case Yuan Qingtian dug a deep hole at the door, because our eyes can't see It must be the truth, and we are likely to fall into the pit."

His words gave us a wake-up call.

Since Yuan Qingtian knows how to use this, he will naturally arrange some things in the mourning hall.

This puts me in a dilemma.

The whole scene fell into silence again, and no one spoke.

After spending 3 minutes in this silence, I looked happy, looked at Zhuge Qingming, and said with a smile: "Zhuge Qingming, I remember you said that I am lucky now, right?"

Zhuge Qingming is so smart, he naturally understood what I meant, and hurriedly said: "Palace Master, this is too risky. Although you are blessed with good luck, don't forget one sentence, man can conquer heaven."

: To celebrate the opening of a new book, let's hold a small event!

One, on August [-]st, Xiao Jiu told two stories live. (One is an episode by an old scholar, and the other is an episode by Wang Muyang.)
Three, on the day of the live broadcast, [-] physical books of "The Coffin Bearer" will be sent out immediately! (The ones that are not for sale can be used as souvenirs.)
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Fifth, the new book is the final chapter of the Jiangmen trilogy, and the title of the book is "Jiuxiaoxuanhuang".

Sixth, if you can catch up to this chapter, you are all loyal book fans of Xiaojiu. Xiaojiu has a thick skin, and I implore everyone to help collect the new book. . (The new book is very, very important to Xiao Jiu.)
Seventh, starting from May [-]th, the coffin bearers will be shifted three times a day for a week.

Eight, I implore everyone to do a little favor again! (Thank you with palms together!)
(End of this chapter)