My master is invincible

Chapter 200 Yang Coffin (53)

Thinking about this, I patted my shoulders in a stutter, and said: "The so-called guard against others is indispensable. You keep an eye on the seven Taoist priests for me. If they behave abnormally, they will be driven out. In this way, there should be no harm." something happened."

After finishing speaking, I was about to tidy up the mourning hall when Ah Da came over with a sullen face and asked, "Chen Baxian, since the hexagram is a treasure hexagram, in your opinion, when is the right time to open the way today?"

I took out my mobile phone and looked at it. At 11:12, combined with the horoscope of the deceased, I pushed it and said, "[-] o'clock is an auspicious time."

"Is it in time?" he asked.

"It shouldn't be a problem. I was worried that there would be no Taoist priests to recite the scriptures. Now seven of them have come, and the practice field is ready-made. It just needs to be rearranged. By the way, you can ask the deceased's gods and daughters. They came If you want to participate in opening the way, please come here earlier, if you don’t come to participate, we can move the Eight Immortals Table in the Falun to open the way.” I thought for a while and said.

"Okay, then you go and arrange it, and I'll ask someone to ask." As he said, Ah Da walked out of the mourning hall, apparently intending to ask the deceased's father and daughter in person.

About 5 minutes later, Ah Da came back with a serious expression on his face, and said, "Those people are planning to buy air tickets, and they won't come to the funeral. They say there is an urgent matter in Hong Kong."

I smiled wryly, there is an urgent matter, the reason is ridiculous, and I can’t blame them, as the saying goes, Boss Yu has been taken away by the police station, and there is no point in staying, this society is very realistic.

It doesn't matter to me whether they come or not, so I asked Fatty Guo and the others to help tidy up the Eight Immortals Table in the Falun Dafa. Fortunately, there was a strange incident in the mourning hall before, and no one came to watch, so the speed of doing it was very special. quick.

After finishing the table for the Eight Immortals, it was almost 12 o'clock. I told Ada about the process of opening the road. From 12 o'clock to 14 o'clock, the Taoist priest recited the scriptures, and the descendants made atonement for the dead in the execution ground. From 14 o'clock to 15 o'clock, please enter the mourning hall. From 15:18 to 18:23, perform meritorious deeds from behind, burn incense from 23:23 to 30:[-], and invite souls from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-].

After hearing this, he nodded and asked, "The schedule is so tight, what should we do for dinner?"

I gave up and said, "Too much time is wasted in the morning, and I don't have time to eat lunch. Even dinner has to be postponed until after 12 o'clock in the evening. Today, the dead must be the most important, and the living can only bear it. By the way, you Remember to inform those helmsmen who are playing dragons, let them get in formation before 14 o'clock, and must enter the mourning hall on the hour, please don't delay the auspicious time of the dragon."

He nodded, took out his mobile phone and made a call, basically to arrange to invite the dragon.

Afterwards, I changed into a Taoist robe, found a soul-calling banner, and asked Yu Jianhao to hold the photo of the deceased, and then asked Yu Qian to hold it in my hand, and told Yu Qian to walk behind me, Ah Da and Yu Qian, and Hu Qin. Go last.

When it was exactly 12 o'clock, I gave Fatty Guo and Stutter a look, and they each carried a few barrels of fireworks and lit them.Immediately afterwards, the two of them stood on the left and right sides of the mourning hall with a roll of earth red and lit it.

After the sound of firecrackers ended, Fatty Guo took out a gong, held the gong above his head, held the gong mallet in his right hand, and gave me a questioning look, meaning can we beat the gong now?
I took out my phone and checked the time. It was exactly 12 o'clock, and I nodded, indicating that he could call.

"clang"

With the sound of the gong, the atmosphere around the mourning hall became a little weird, as if something had come out of the coffin, the rancid smell in the air became particularly strong, and the temperature dropped several degrees.

Fortunately, all the people who were closest to the deceased were present, and no one was guilty.

I took a deep breath, led Yu Qian and the others into the Falun Dafa, waving the soul-calling banner in my right hand, and chanting the soul-opening mantra in my mouth. I was afraid that Yu Qian would not be able to keep up with the little boy in her arms, and her footsteps were very slow. It took an hour and 118 minutes to go around the Eight Immortals Table 45 times in the field.

During this period, those Taoist priests sat on both sides of the coffin and recited scriptures. Everything went very smoothly without even the slightest sign of trouble.

It is worth mentioning that at one o'clock, many townspeople heard the sound of the mourning hall, and a dozen or so people came to watch.When it was almost two o'clock, there was already a sea of ​​people around the execution ground, there were hundreds of people, more than the people in the morning.

After finishing the ceremony, I took off the Taoist robe on my body, changed into the clothes I usually wear, and asked Ah Da, Yu Qian and others to kneel on both sides of the mourning hall, waiting for the arrival of the long dragon.

This kind of kneeling is called filial son kneeling on the dragon in funerals. It is said that it is beneficial to the reincarnation of the deceased in the next life.

"Brother Jiu, the 'Dragon' is coming soon, what do I need to do?" Fatty Guo and Jieba stood aside, a little excited, no wonder they, the long dragon with 118 helmsmen, not to mention them, even me It was also the first time I saw it.

"Carry some fireworks to the front." I said to Fatty Guo, then turned my head and stammered, "When you see the 'dragon' appear, you light a roll of earth red, and when the dragon enters the mourning hall, you shout at the coffin , 'Dragon' Pro."

He stammered and nodded, and asked me why I called it that way. I looked at the time and it was 14 minutes before 10:[-], and explained to him, saying: "It is said that the dragon has a dragon spirit, which is extremely yang. If it suddenly appears in the mourning hall, the dragon energy will rush to the deceased, and the deceased will become an idiot in the next life. Therefore, before the dragon enters the mourning hall, one must shout "Dragon" to prepare the deceased, so as to prevent the deceased from being poisoned by the dragon energy. rush."

"No way! You can turn the dead into a Super Saiyan by shouting? Not even afraid of dragons." Fatty Guo moved his head closer and said incredulously.

"Get out! It's just etiquette, it doesn't explain anything. It's the same as when you see your head teacher in school and call out to the teacher." I kicked Fatty Guo's ass, Ma De, every time this guy asks questions, It's all so weird.

"Ninth brother, I still don't understand, what does this have to do with the head teacher?" He asked me innocently.

I glared at him and said, "If you saw the head teacher, sneaked up behind her, and suddenly called out teacher, do you think the head teacher would be frightened?"

He nodded.

"If a dragon suddenly appeared in the mourning hall, the deceased would be shocked, and the dragon energy would naturally rush to the deceased." I patiently explained to him.

"Fuck, you just say that you are afraid that the dead will be scared by the dragon, and you are done. You have to fix those technical terms, what are you talking about?" Fatty Guo gave me a contemptuous look, and walked towards the execution ground with a few barrels of fireworks. .

Ma De, listening to what Fatty Guo said, I really want to catch up with 'Ada' a few times, it's too annoying, if you directly say that the deceased was frightened by Huilong, it is disrespectful to the deceased, you can only use Softer words.

(End of this chapter)