My master is invincible

Chapter 26 Lang Gao
Lang Gao smiled wryly, took out a pack of cigarettes, took out one from it and handed it to me, saying: "Little brother, I have no choice but to invite you over for a formality, and I hope you don't blame me."

"Why?" I asked curiously.

"Ai! The deceased was my uncle. My aunt called me yesterday. Her words were very simple. If you are not arrested, you will come to the police station tomorrow. You also know those women in the countryside. In fact, she is my aunt, and I can't do some drastic actions, so I have to wrong you!" Lang Gao lit a cigarette, took a puff, and spoke more sincerely.

He is telling the truth. Some shrews in the countryside are indeed like this. They rely on their relatives to become petty officials and show off in the village, thereby implicating their relatives. This kind of thing is not uncommon in the countryside.

I sat down on the stool and asked, "Do you doubt that I am the murderer of your uncle?"

"How can we, we are the police, we don't believe in that set of superstitions, besides, I have checked your information for the past ten years, and I have no enmity with my uncle. Funeral, because of the work of carrying the coffin, there was a little controversy, but you have stayed in Aozi Village since then and have never left the village. Our police only talk about evidence, and we will not arrest people randomly because of some superstitious claims." Lang Gao Tapping the table lightly with his fingers, he changed his tone: "Of course, if someone lets me know that someone killed my uncle by some random means, Mr. Lang will not let him go easily."

The meaning of what he said was very simple. He asked me to produce evidence to prove that I would not use those messy tricks. My actions were also simple. I took off my clothes and said, "Can I take my friend away?"

Lang Gao stared at me for several minutes, his expression changed several times, and he called out to the door: "Old Song, bring that little fat man here."

After a while, Fatty Guo was brought in, seeing me with my upper body naked, taking off the shoes in my hand, he threw Lang Gao at him, and said angrily, "I'm a scumbag, what did you do to brother Jiu? "

"Fatty, stop messing around! Let's go!" I stopped the fatty, and dragged him to the door.

"Little brother, wait a minute. As an apology, the 300 yuan is your mental damage fee. When you go to Li Village, tell your aunt that you are not a criminal suspect. This is a note I wrote to you. The red badge from the police station." Lang Gao stopped us, and stuffed 300 yuan and a piece of white paper with some words written on it into my hand.

I took the blank paper and pushed the 300 yuan over. People are poor and have aspirations. This is the principle of my life. What's more, with the note from the police station, it is more convenient for me to go to Li Village, and I don't need to worry about those fake fairies. The daughter-in-laws are making trouble.

I’m right to think so, but some people don’t think so. This person is Fatty Guo. He snatched 300 yuan with one hand and said, “Why don’t you pay 2 yuan for locking us up for 300 hours? We deserve it."

Lang Gao smiled, and sent us to the gate of the police station, so that I could find him in case of any difficulties in the future, and asked me to find out the cause of his uncle's death. I nodded and said nothing, and rented one with Fatty. Motorcycle, go straight to Li Village.

This time with the note from the police station, we entered Li Village smoothly, and the wives of the fake fairies didn't make things difficult for us, and took us to the fake fairy's room.

I saw those false immortals one by one, and they had exactly the same evil bubbles as mine, thumb-sized blisters, black and numb, and a strong rancid liquid would flow out when pierced.

However, their condition is more serious than mine. They have already started to itch, and if they scratch it, it will turn into a puddle of sewage.

To be honest, I have no way to suppress this evil bubble, I can only ask them to use wormwood to clean the fake immortals, and burn some yellow paper to the dead at night.

After watching those fake immortals, I took Fatty Guo to the main room, but Fatty Guo refused to go in, saying that he was afraid of ghosts, so he squatted at the entrance of the village to watch women.

I really want to beat him up. If he grows fat, he won't be able to do some practical things. I really regret letting him come to Aozi Village. Let him carry the coffin in the future.

I came to the main room alone again, and the room was filled with a strong rancid smell. A large black coffin was placed in the middle, and the coffin lid was slightly removed, revealing a face of the deceased, which was covered with white paper.

The Taoist priests who performed the funeral were all covered with masks, even some of Li Hazi's relatives were no exception.

When they saw me coming in, they didn't look up, they just went about their own business, I smiled helplessly, asked the Taoist priest for three sticks of fragrance, lit it, and made three bows to the deceased.

"Sister, this is a note from Director Lang. I am not the murderer of Li Hazi. I am covered with evil blisters like him now. I want to see Li Hazi's body. Is it okay?" I asked Li Hazi Said the son's daughter-in-law.

The woman didn't make a sound, but knelt on the ground and sobbed softly. I bent down towards her, regardless of whether she agreed, and walked straight to the coffin. Step by step, this is not a human face at all, a pair of eyes are as big as a bull's eye, with wriggling maggots crawling on them, the facial features are almost twisted together, wisps of sewage are dripping down, and a group of flies are hovering above.

I gasped. This Li Hazi died in less than three days. Although the weather was a bit hot, it definitely wouldn't rot so quickly, and it didn't conform to the laws of nature at all.

I had some doubts in my heart, so I took a step forward and lifted the cover of the dead body, a strong rancid smell came to my face, and then I saw that the dead body was covered with wriggling maggots just like the face. The shroud, the original appearance of the shroud cannot be seen at all, so one can imagine what kind of corpse is inside the shroud.

"The corpse has rotted like this, what are you going to do about the funeral!" I raised my head and shouted at the Taoist priest in charge, "Sprinkle lime! Get rid of the evil spirit!"

"Chen Baxian, this is the funeral we undertake. I hope you will focus on it and don't think that you, the coffin bearer, can handle any funeral." The Taoist smiled contemptuously, "Just carry your coffin, don't cross the line." Undertake the funeral, otherwise don't blame us Taoist priests for being unreasonable."

Hearing this, I was speechless. The Taoist priest was right. The so-called state-owned country has laws and conduct has its own rules. I have previously undertaken the funeral of Li Jianmin's family, which is beyond the profession of a coffin-bearer.

But Li Hazi's body rotted like this before the funeral, which is obviously abnormal. If it is buried, I don't know how many people will be killed. What's more, the lives of me and the seven fake immortals are implicated in Li Hazi's body Together, unraveling the reason for the rapid decay of the corpse, maybe we can figure out the whole thing.

(End of this chapter)