My master is invincible

Chapter 32 Linglong Blood Monument

I wandered around the town and asked a few more people before I found a shop selling tombstones. This shop is not that big, about 60 square meters, and the shop is full of flat steles without inscriptions. The owner is a An old man in his [-]s, with white hair and a childlike face, his face is somewhat incompatible with his actual age. (flat stele, a half-finished tombstone with no inscriptions on it)

When the boss saw me go in, he was slightly taken aback, and said, "Young man, what's the matter?"

"1.7 meters by 55, three centimeters thick, the stone is granite, the style of double dragons holding beads, the frame of the tablet is black, with red Wei style engraved on it, forty characters, how much is the total?" I said directly to the tombstone requirements. (1.7 meters is the height of the monument, 55 is the width of the monument, and the general tombstone is 1.5 meters by [-]. Of course, this is an ordinary tombstone in rural areas. The real tombstone will be mentioned later, so that everyone can understand what a real tombstone is.)
"When will it be?" the boss asked me.

"Tomorrow!" I touched some flat tombstones in the store, and they felt very slippery, with traces of artificial processing. The owner only gave so much money, and I could only buy this kind of tombstone. I didn't care so much, just Said: "Is there enough time?"

"I should be in a hurry to work overtime overnight, but the price may be a bit high." The boss glanced at me and said, "A rough estimate is about 2400!"

To be honest, I could talk about the price again, but in our business, we can spend as much as we want, and we can spend as much as the owner gives us. The oil and water in the middle cannot be fished out. As for the reason, we still maintain some respect for ghosts and gods. , the money spent on ghosts and gods cannot be earned, and if earned, it will be spent in other ways, such as sickness and the like.

Like some shops that sell yellow paper, their scales are absolutely full, and even a little more, this is what they pay attention to.

"Okay, just 2400!" I nodded, took out a half-bundle of Grandpa Mao, counted 24 to the boss, and said, "The head of the household died a bit miserable, and the stele was erected with blood, does the boss understand what I mean?" ?”

"Hehe, young man, I have been building tombstones for more than [-] years. If you don't understand these things, it is not for nothing. Okay, I will choose a good flat monument for you, and I will guarantee that you can squat safely." The boss smiled. He took the money with a smile, waved to me, and led me into another room. (Squat into the soil)
The room is a bit small, about a few square meters in size. The lighting in the room is a bit dim. There are a few flat monuments erected on the wall. I touched them with my hands, and the quality is better than those outside.

"When I was your age, I looked down on making dead money the most. I didn't expect to start the business of making monuments in the end. I see you are very refreshing today. I will sell you a piece of my private goods!" The boss took me to a piece of paper. In front of the flat stele, he said: "I plan to keep this flat stele for myself. It's been a few years. What do you think?"

I glanced at the flat stele, which was bluish in color, with two real dragons depicted on both sides, and a round stone ball at the top, with the word "Dian" engraved in Wei style on it. The whole tombstone gave people a very strange feeling.

Stretching out my hand to touch the stone, it feels very flat and rough. Flat means that the whole stone surface feels very smooth, and rough means that the fine particles of the stone surface give people a sense of reality.It is indeed a high-quality stone, not particularly smooth like the artificially processed flat monuments outside.

"Boss, I'm afraid the price of this flat monument is more than 2000?" I asked the doubts in my heart.

"Hehe!" The boss smiled and didn't answer my question directly. He said, "It's the old people who make money now, and few young people are willing to do it. I'm still the first one to buy a tombstone at your age." The first time I saw you, if I read correctly, you should be the Eight Immortals!"

I nodded and asked, "How did you always find out?"

"The little old man has also carried coffins in the early years, and he knows a little about the Eight Immortals. Your steps are heavy, and your left shoulder sinks slightly. It is obvious that you have lifted heavy things, and you have a light smell of yellow paper. Now I have entered the little old man's tombstone shop again, so what if it's not the Eight Immortals?" The boss explained with a smile.

My face suddenly changed. This old man is not simple. He is definitely not an ordinary boss who sells tombstones. I don’t want to have too many conversations with him for fear of being cheated, so I said: "Boss, I still buy the tombstones outside. The price inside is a bit higher." Expensive, the master didn't give such a high price!"

"How much did the master give you?" The boss asked me with a smile.

"Everything is done, 4000, and the budget for the flat monument and lettering is 2400." I told the truth, meaning that I only have so much money, so don't sell other tombstones.

"Interesting little guy, since I'm showing you this tombstone, there is absolutely no possibility of a price increase. I, Jiang Tiansheng, are not short of this money!" The boss chuckled, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, and said, "Xiao Liu , Ask more than a dozen people to come over and lift the monument!"

Hearing this, I was stunned. I was really stunned. Just such a flat monument needs more than a dozen people to carry it out?Too ridiculous?From my point of view, the heaviest weight is about 600 catties. I asked him: "Need a dozen people to lift it?"

"Hehe, young man, when I found this flat monument, I also had your expression." The boss smiled, took out a pack of cigarettes, handed me one, and said, "When you lift it tomorrow knew."

I can't figure out what this boss means. I have never met him before, and he gave me such a good flat tablet. If there is no conspiracy, who will believe it?

"What do you mean? Can you tell me the truth? Although the kid is not deep in the world, he also understands that you don't get paid for nothing. What are you?" I took the boss's cigarette and held it in my hand, afraid to smoke it. Drugged!After all, I have a huge sum of 4000 yuan with me, maybe this little old man is planning to use this money.

"Hahaha!" The boss took my look into his eyes, laughed, and said: "Young man, don't think too much, I didn't give you this flat monument for no reason, I have a small request, if you If you can do it, I will give you an extra 3000, how about it?"

"You said, the boy can do it. As for the 3000, you can keep it for the elderly!" Talking to this boss, I feel really tired, and I really don't understand what he means.

"You said earlier that the Lord's family died tragically, and that the stele was erected as a blood stele. However, this flat stele of mine has a scientific name, the Linglong Blood Stele. , the resentment, resentment, and hostility of the deceased dissipate immediately, which is better than those so-called Taoist priests and monks who recite scriptures for seven days and seven nights."

After finishing speaking, the boss looked at me for a while, frowned, shook his head again, and said: "My request is that only the eight immortals can carry the tombstone tomorrow, and they can squat safely. There is no other requirement." , remember, there are only eight Eight Immortals, and I will not be responsible for anything that happens to one more person."

Hearing this, I reached out and broke the tombstone. It was very heavy and I couldn't lift it. What kind of request is this? Isn't it nonsense?It is obviously impossible for eight of us to lift a tombstone that can only be lifted by a dozen people.

(End of this chapter)