My master is invincible

Chapter 68
I walked forward for several steps without any strange feeling. I sped up and walked towards the Eight Immortals. When they saw me, they joked: "Chen Eight Immortals, why did you take off your clothes and expose your upper body? Didn't you see Miss Qiao's heart moved? Want to show off your muscles to win Miss Qiao's heart?"

Joyce glanced at me, blushed, gave me a hard look, and said shamelessly, "Smelly rascal, shameless!" She guessed that she believed the words of the Eight Immortals.

I smiled awkwardly. Sometimes women are just confusing, and such an obvious joke can be believed to be true, so I ignored her. I really didn’t think about that for a woman who can play tricks, so I explained it to the Eight Immortals Said: "The clothes are sticky and uncomfortable to wear."

They laughed, and we talked a little more casually. They asked me what happened to my forehead, and I said I accidentally cut it just now, and they believed it. After all, some tree thorns on the mountain are easy to cut people, which is a normal phenomenon.On the contrary, Joyce looked at me suspiciously, then shook her head and said nothing.

Then, I looked up to the east, and there was some red light in the sky. It seemed that the sun was about to come out. I didn't dare to waste any more time, so I asked the Eight Immortals to prepare for the burial, and they agreed.

I took the sack from Joyce, took out four pairs of candles, a stick of incense, an ink fountain, a whole grain bag, a porcelain bowl, and a large amount of yellow paper, and placed them beside the grave.

I got up and looked towards the tomb. I saw that the length, width and height were regular, and there were some hard stones underneath, sandwiched between the two grave mounds. According to the general custom, the grave mounds are next to the grave mounds. I don’t know what’s going on. However, the two grave mounds are separated by some distance.

The mound on the left side of the tomb is relatively short, because it has not been repaired for a long time, and many places have been trampled down. If there is not a sacrificial stone in front, it is difficult to distinguish it as a mound.The tomb on the right seems to be quite old. Fortunately, people often worship it, and the tomb has been refurbished several times. However, there is no tombstone. This tomb must be the ancestor of Wang Jie.

I didn't think about it so much, so I asked the Eight Immortals to turn around, and then put three pillars of fragrance, a pair of candles, and some yellow paper on the left and right grave mounds, made three bows, and whispered: "Excuse me!" Qingxiu, please forgive me."

Afterwards, I paid my respects to the tomb three more times, sprinkled some whole grains, (note: the whole grains for living burials must be black), and read some scriptures.

After finishing all this, I came to the end of the tomb and threw the porcelain bowl towards the upper right corner of the front of the tomb. (Note: Men throw towards the upper left corner)

Throwing the porcelain bowl is like divination, which means to ask the meaning of the land master here. If the mouth of the bowl is facing up, the head of the coffin will face the bowl; if the mouth of the bowl is facing down, the tail of the coffin will face the bowl.

The porcelain bowl I threw was facing up, which meant that the head of the coffin was facing that way. I turned my head and took a look at the coffin. The head of the coffin was facing the direction of the porcelain bowl.

Then, I took out the ink fountain, put a stake in front of the grave, and tied the ink fountain thread to it. The distance between the thread and the ground was about 10 cm. Circle, four times in a row, four stakes were hit, and the ink fountain line showed a square.

I flicked the ink fountain line vigorously, and the black line displayed on the ground was particularly straight. I was a little puzzled. According to normal principles, this kind of ritual of living burial encountered a lot of strange things, but after entering the cemetery, everything went too smoothly. right?

It was a porcelain bowl first, and now even the ink fountain line is straight. You must know that it is an ordinary burial. The ink fountain line is some distance from the ground. Due to various factors, it will be more or less biased, but the current ink fountain line is straight. Yes, it's really a hell, and I don't have time to think about these problems, so I attribute these credits to that capable man of Wang Jie's ancestor.

The ink fountain thread is used in some places to investigate how the coffin is put into the grave, and I try to put the coffin in one time. But I played the ink fountain thread this time to ward off evil spirits, because the moment the sun rises, it is full of vitality. , but it is also the time when the cloudiness is the heaviest.

Some people say that the yin qi is the heaviest at Zishi, and it is not easy for us Eight Immortals to comment on it. After all, each school uses different standards to measure yin qi. The words of the ancestors are the standard.

Thousands of years of practical experience from our ancestors tells us that it is not suitable for burial at the beginning of the sun, because it must be the most cloudy. You have to ask the reason, but we can’t tell, because our Eight Immortals don’t have much culture, so we know what our ancestors said Come on, no matter how knowledgeable and eloquent you are, even if you tell the birds in the sky that they jumped into the cooking pot, we will not believe it, we only accept the words of our ancestors.

Closer to home, after playing the ink fountain thread, I inserted a pair of candles in the front and back of the tomb and lit them. The flames burned very well without any flickering.

How strange, this burial must have gone too smoothly!I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. People are like this. If you let yourself complete difficult things easily, you will doubt the thing itself. I can't avoid this vulgarity.

After finishing all this, I asked Joyce to turn around and asked her about the situation of the natal Gu. She said that the aura of the natal Gu was very weak, but it was much better than when it was in the main room.I didn't continue to ask, so I asked her to grab a handful of soil and still put it on the coffin. She asked me why it was her, and I told her that the natal Gu was on Wang Jie, and she had a blood relationship with Wang Jie. If you need a blood relative to do it, now you can only let her replace it.

She nodded, and grabbed a handful of mud from the side and sprinkled it on the coffin. Don't underestimate this handful of soil. According to the words of the funeral scriptures, this soil is called "adding soil", which means adding blessings and longevity.

Of course, if it is a normal funeral, this handful of soil cannot be scattered, and no one would have the guts to add blessings and longevity to the dead.

Afterwards, I asked the Eight Immortals to turn around, lifted the coffin, and slowly put it into the grave. The process was very smooth and there was no sound at all. This made the Eight Immortals relax their tight heartstrings and smiled knowingly .

After putting it into the tomb, I looked at Mr. Gao and asked, "Have you prepared the things I asked you to prepare?"

He turned around, took out a black plastic bag under the sacrificial stone of the tomb on the right, handed it to me, and said, "After digging the tomb, I swept some soil on the bottom of the tomb according to your instructions. They were scattered small stones, and I packed them in plastic bags and placed them under the sacrificial stones on her ancestors’ graves.”

After finishing speaking, he looked at me suspiciously and asked, "Chen Baxian, what's the use of these scattered stones?"

(End of this chapter)