My master is invincible

Chapter 71
When I saw this situation, not only I was stunned, but all the Eight Immortals present were also stunned. Without saying a word, they hurriedly dug up the grave with a hoe. Fortunately, I had revived the coffin beforehand, so it was much easier to dig up. .

After a while, the soil on the surface was dug away. I was afraid that they would dig into the porcelain bowl on the coffin lid, so I had no choice but to let them dig around the grave. I dug carefully with a hoe.

My left arm is dislocated and I can't move it. I hold the hoe in my right hand and plan slowly. Don't underestimate the porcelain bowl I put on the coffin earlier. In the words of the Eight Immortals, that thing is called a 'clothes and rice bowl', which is similar to longevity. The function of the lamp is to keep the coffin in place. You only need to see the 'clothes and rice bowl' to know the situation inside the coffin.

If the porcelain bowl is broken, there is no need to dig out the coffin. I don't know why, but I know that the "clothes and rice bowl" is a message sent by the coffin to strangers. If it is broken artificially, people will be shocked. The lonely and wild ghosts around, ranging from a serious illness to losing half their lives.

I tossed it carefully for two or three minutes, and the edge of the 'clothes and rice bowl' was exposed. I didn't care about the custom of not stepping on grave mounds. I walked over, bent down, and swept away the mud around me, and I saw the 'clothes and rice bowl' It was still complete, but there was a slight trace on the left side. I didn't think too much about it. I put the 'clothes and rice bowl' aside and asked Gao Lao to pull out the bamboo tube from the coffin to let the air flow first. It's important to save people.

The bamboo tube burst, and those bamboo pieces were thorny, and it was impossible to pull them out by brute force. Gao Lao held up the hoe, and went down with the hoe according to the position. After digging a dozen times back and forth, the coffin was split open. A fist-sized opening.

I didn't dare to relax, so I asked Mr. Gao to watch the opening, so as not to let the surrounding soil slip down. I turned around and took a pair of candles, three pillars of fragrance, and nine catties of yellow paper. Someone would definitely ask, why is it nine catties? Yellow paper, that's because nine is the same pronunciation as rescue, and the picture is auspicious.

For a living burial, when the coffin was unearthed, the evil spirit was very strong. I need to recruit some gatekeepers to calm down some lonely ghosts around, otherwise they will take advantage of their loopholes.

I first lit the candle and incense, and inserted it near the opening, then found a sacrificial stone, knelt on the ground with both feet, burned yellow paper on the sacrificial stone, and said in my mouth, "... Jiao, Kang, Di, House, heart, tail, skip, bucket, cow, woman, void, danger, room, wall, Kui, Lou, stomach, Ang, Bi, Chi, ginseng, well, ghost, willow, star, Zhang, Yi, Zhen, Don’t listen to the edict, please!” (.. are some complicated spells)

These 28 characters are the 28 constellations. In the eyes of our Eight Immortals, the coffin is a yin house, and since it is a house, there is a gatekeeper, and the gatekeeper of the coffin is generally a ghost of the underworld. Specially guard the imperial tomb.

I didn't care about that much, so I could only spell it randomly, mainly because I didn't know any other spells. The funeral scriptures were all about funerals. I saw this spell in the book of the old scholar's house. I found it interesting, so I wrote it down. I don't know if it will be useful. Anyway, I still try my best to do it in terms of etiquette.

While I was reciting the incantation, the Eight Immortals had already dug up the soil around the coffin, and I had just finished burning the yellow paper and reciting the incantation.But, then again, just after reciting the spell, I felt something was wrong with the temperature in the cemetery. It is said that the rising sun was very warm on my body, but I felt a cold air lingering around, which was inexplicable. Feel a little cold.

"Chen Baxian, should you get the coffin out first, or open it in the grave?" Gao Lao walked up to me and asked softly.

"It's unlucky to take out the coffin, the only way to open the coffin is in the grave!" I stood up and took the sacrificial stone away. I wanted to shout a few times into the coffin to see whether Wang Jie was alive or dead, but it was unlucky and easy If Zou Chong is alive, it will be better. If he is dead, those of us here will probably have a hard time for the rest of their lives.

Hearing my words, Mr. Gao yelled at the Eight Immortals, took a tool and buckled the rivets out. After working for about half an hour, all the rivets were finally buckled out, but no one had the courage to go up and lift the coffin lid .

Because during this period of busy work, we didn't hear any noise in the coffin. According to normal circumstances, if Wang Jie was alive, there should be some noise, but now there is no sound at all.

The few of us walked around the coffin for a long time, and Joyce asked me with a frown, "Master Jiu, is sister Wang Jie going to be safe?"

I shook my head, not knowing how to answer this question, so I said to the Eight Immortals, "Get out of the way, I'll open the coffin!"

"Chen Baxian, you are still young, let me come!" Gao Lao persuaded from the side, "If the little girl in the coffin is still alive, everyone will be happy. If she is dead, the person who opened the museum will commit a crime." , the evil spirit of the buried alive is no worse than the evil spirit of ordinary dead people, it is extremely heavy, if not done, it will be washed to death on the spot, I am getting old, I have nothing to worry about at home, let me do it!"

"Gao Lao, don't talk about it. This job is my next job. I also proposed the live burial. You are just here to carry the coffin. Don't cross the line!" I gave up, stopped Gao Lao's persuasion, and let them All spread out.

"Jiuye, my natal Gu's aura is very strong, so I should still be alive, but I don't know why there is no sound in the coffin, or else, I will accompany you to open the coffin, so I can take care of you if something happens, and more importantly It’s because your left arm is weak, can you lift the coffin lid?” Joyce walked over and stood on my left side.After finishing speaking, he frankly squeezed my left arm. The severe pain made me unable to help but take a deep breath.

After hearing about her life experience, I thought she was quite pitiful, and I wanted to comfort her. Made, after being pinched by her like this, in an instant, I felt that she was not pitiful. Really, I didn’t think she was pitiful at all. Poor.

"What, do you agree to open the coffin together?" Seeing that I didn't speak, she got a little angry, and pinched my left arm again, which hurt even more than before. I could vaguely hear the bones making a 'click', Ma Duc, seems to be dislocated again.

I was about to cry, I didn't say no at all, I was pinched twice like this, I was afraid that she would pinch the third time, so I quickly said: "I agree, as long as you are not afraid of accidents, come with me to open the coffin !"

"This is the ninth master in my heart. He is straightforward, responsible, and a real man!" She gave a smirk, and squeezed again.

This time, the Buddha would also get angry, let alone me, a small person. I couldn't hold back the anger in my heart anymore, and cursed at her: "I'm so stupid, are you fucking crazy!"

(End of this chapter)