My master is invincible

Chapter 884 Colorful Coffin (7)

I smiled mysteriously and asked Han Jingui, "Are you familiar with the boss who sells funeral supplies in the town?"

"You must be familiar with it!" He replied: "Every time our Eight Immortals Palace holds a funeral, we buy things from him, can you be familiar with it?"

"That's great!" I smiled and continued: "Since You Shusong wants to do the funeral, let's let him do it, not only let him do it, but we also help him do it."

"Brother Jiu, I'm confused by what you said, what do you mean, don't be a fool." Lang Gao scratched his head and asked.

I smiled and said, "Then You Shusong came to Hubei from the northeast and brought over sixty people with him. These people want to eat, drink, and scatter, right? They must buy funeral supplies for funerals, right? We can cut off their back road and let them go. They can't buy funeral supplies, and they can't buy food, and besides, let's spread rumors about You Shusong."

"Spreading rumors?" Han Jingui asked.

I hummed, "Yes, it's just spreading rumors. Let me give you an example. Song Guangliang's death was so confusing that many people even suspected that his nephew killed him. On You Shusong, it was said that he encouraged Song Guangliang's nephew to shave his head in the first month of the month, with the purpose of killing Song Guangliang. Otherwise, why did he travel all the way to Hubei to hold a funeral? He must feel ashamed of Song Guangliang and planned to hold a funeral for Song Guangliang himself to atone for his sin. Yes, it is redemption."

Then, I paused and asked them, "What do you think of this idea?"

"Ninth brother, I just found out that you are so insidious!" Nalang Gao gave me a thumbs up.

"Palace Master, your method is good. We in the countryside believe that we will overcome this trick. Also, when You Shusong returned from the northeast to Hubei to hold a funeral, some people will definitely have suspicions. Once there are suspicions, let's spread the rumors. Most will be convinced." Han Jingui said.

"Okay, okay, okay! Let's put this shit bowl on his head." Li Jianping slapped his palm on his thigh and continued: "Before I came here, I was still wondering that You Shusong and Song Guangliang were not direct relatives. How could you bring someone back to hold a funeral for Song Guangliang?"

I grunted, and started to arrange how they spread rumors. First, I asked Han Jingui, Li Jiangang, and Feng Tiao Yushun to call their respective wives to spread the rumors. I was afraid that You Shusong would use legal means to sue us for defamation, so let them When spreading rumors, you must add a sentence, listen to what others say.

In this way, even if You Shusong really takes the legal route, we are not afraid. Besides, there are too many such rumors in the countryside, and the police station may not be able to take care of them.

After making arrangements to spread rumors, Han Jingui asked us what to do next.

I thought for a while and said: "This rumor is the first step, the second step, we must discuss with the bosses who sell funeral supplies in the town, we can't sell things to You Shusong, it is best to let the bosses who sell food, Don’t sell anything to You Shusong.”

Then Han Jingui was taken aback, and said: "Palace Master, in this second step, funeral supplies are no problem, we are not familiar with those food bosses! I'm afraid they won't listen to me."

I smiled and explained, "No, I think those food bosses will listen to you."

"Why?" He looked at me suspiciously.

"It's very simple. We eat the food of the dead, and it's easy to provoke some unclean things. We can spread rumors that You Shusong accidentally provoked the evil spirits of the dead during the funeral. Anyone who comes into contact with them will be infected by the evil spirits. It can range from weakness in limbs to severe paralysis." Without thinking, I blurted out.

"No way! How could those food store owners be so stupid, and there is such a thing as evil spirits. It is believed in the countryside, but it can be infected. This is the first time I have heard of it." Na Han Jingui countered.

I gave up and explained: "Don't worry about this, I naturally have arrangements."

As I said that, I looked at Lang Gao and said, "When will the first batch of your classmates arrive?"

"Get to the train station at 1 o'clock, and show up at our place at [-] o'clock." Lang Gao said.

"Are they wearing casual clothes?" I asked again.

He nodded and asked me, "Ninth Brother, what are you planning to do?"

I glanced out of the window, and said in a deep voice: "Then You Shusong brought over sixty people here, all of whom are unfamiliar faces. The villagers near the Eight Immortals Palace must not know each other, and your classmates are also unfamiliar faces. For one thing, the villagers near the Eight Immortals Palace only recognize faces, not people. Let’s arrange some faces to buy food early tomorrow morning, and unintentionally reveal something about You Shusong. I’m sure to say, Those people will definitely mistake those faces for those who are You Shusong."

"Ninth brother, you are so dark! Then You Shusong will definitely kill you." Lang Gao muttered.

My face darkened, "Compared with Su Mengke's life, these rumors are nothing. If possible, I even want to kill You Shusong here."

As soon as the words finished, Lang Gao pulled me and said, "Ninth brother, we believe that the law is fair, and you Shusong will be punished by the law sooner or later."

I hummed and didn't want to say anything more on this issue, so I brought the topic to the funeral and discussed with Han Jingui and the others for a while. We didn't agree until 12 o'clock. Then Han Jingui took Li Jiangang and Feng Tiao Yushun to go. up.

After they left, Na Lang Gao said that he was going to the train station to pick up his classmates. I was afraid that it would be safe to go alone, mainly because You Shusong was here, so I asked Chen Erbei to follow him. I don’t know what happened, Na Lang Gao When he went out, he seemed very happy, with a smile on his face.

This made me very puzzled. It was not until Lang Gao left the house that I remembered the girl Lang Gao had a crush on. He was in the same class as him, and she seemed to be called Nan Yan. If I guessed correctly, Nan Yan should have come, otherwise, Lang Gao would never laugh like that.

After thinking about this, I wanted to despise Lang Gao and ask him to call someone, but I didn't expect to call the classmate he had a crush on, and I was also drunk.

Afterwards, I lay alone at home, thinking about how to deal with the funeral after driving away You Shusong. Judging from what I know so far, this funeral is definitely not easy to handle. The cause of death must be solved first, and then how to handle it For funerals, you must know that people who die on the Ching Ming Festival have a strong evil spirit. If you are not careful, you will get dirty things, especially when you go up the mountain, there may be lonely ghosts coming to snatch the coffin.

Thinking of these problems, I had a headache, let out a heavy breath, stood up, shook my sore arms, walked towards the window, lit a cigarette, and watched the darkness outside, occasionally a few stars popped out Pointed head, can't help feeling a little homesick.

After standing at the window for about two hours, my cell phone rang, and I took it out to see that it was Yang Yan. I immediately connected the phone and heard Yang Yan say, "Ninth brother, I'm sorry!"

Upon hearing this, my whole heart sank. Could it be that Yang Yan isn't here either?

(End of this chapter)