My master is invincible

Chapter 911 Colorful Coffin (34)

Song Hua told me that his uncles had always been at odds and regarded each other as thorns in the flesh. This time, for his money, the brothers joined forces and planned to cheat him.

As for his cousin, he told me that his cousin is called Luo Xiaotian, who is 14 years old and has been in society since he just graduated from elementary school.Surprisingly, for some unknown reason, after working outside for two years, he has made a name for himself. He is currently the boss/second of a certain organization, with dozens of people under his command.

Listening to this, I feel that the three views have been subverted. Are the children nowadays so against the sky?What the hell is the old/second of a certain organization, if I guessed correctly, the organization he mentioned should be a bit dark/natured.

"In his capacity, how could he be tied up by you?" I asked curiously.

He said: "That kid didn't expect that his relatives would tie him up, and he came to our village alone to pay his respects, and was given by my uncles..."

In this regard, I am also speechless.

"That's right!" He pulled me suddenly and asked, "Shaving your head in the first month will really kill uncle?"

I didn't even think about it, so I said, "Rumors, these are simply man-made and have no basis at all!"

He groaned, and without another word, he ordered his wife to start making breakfast.

I didn't stay at his house for long, so I sat casually for a while, then asked him for the family's birth date, and then told him to ask him to find his father's grave with me in the afternoon.

Song Hua fully agreed.

Afterwards, I went to the main room, told Lang Gao that there would be no funeral today, and called us, the Eight Immortals, over to discuss the funeral.

Nalang Gao asked me: "Brother Nine, have you lived a good life? Is it suitable for a funeral after Qingming Festival?"

I counted the days with my fingers, and after the Ching Ming Festival, that is, April 4th, it is an auspicious day, which is very suitable for funerals, so I nodded and said, "It is suitable!"

"But, didn't you say that people who die on Qingming Festival should be carried up the mountain within three days?" Nalang Gao asked again.

I sighed, "I think so too! But the master and the others don't agree, what can we Eight Immortals do? We can't ignore the master and handle the funeral for the deceased!"

After saying this, I felt very bitter. This is the sorrow of our Eight Immortals. When it comes to funerals, we must listen to the master, and our Eight Immortals are only responsible for providing opinions. In the end, the master has the final say on whether to nod or not.

Of course, the opinions put forward by our Eight Immortals are generally agreed with by the masters, but this happened when we met Song Hua's family.

Seeing that my expression was wrong, Na Lang Gao patted me on the shoulder and said, "Ai! Since the master has requested that the Ching Ming Festival be over, we Eight Immortals will follow his wishes!"

I hummed, everything is like this, what else can I say?Just let them stay in the main room these few days, and don't be careless.

They agreed one by one, saying that they would guard the coffin these days and never leave.

This made me breathe a sigh of relief, so I asked Lang Gao, Yang Yan, and Chen Erbei to follow me to find the grave in the afternoon. As for Li Jiangang and the four brothers Feng Tiao Yushun, I asked the five of them to guard in front of the coffin.

After discussing all this, it happened that Song Hua came over and asked us to have breakfast.

For the next period of time, we stayed in Shanghe Village almost all the time. Around 12 o'clock in the noon, You Shusong came. The strange thing is that after You Shusong came, he didn't say anything and kept guarding the coffin.

Even when it was lunch, You Shusong stayed there all the time, and even the lunch was delivered to the main room by someone else.

How could I not understand what he meant, this was clearly an intention to take advantage of the absence of people in the main room, and tamper with the deceased. Naturally, I couldn't do what he wanted, so I stayed by the side of the coffin, looking at me, I looked at you, and no one said a word.

Around three o'clock in the afternoon, I, Lang Gao, Yang Yan and the main family went to look for the tomb. As for Chen Erbei, I left him in the main room to guard the coffin.

According to my original idea, I planned to take Chen Erbei with me, but now You Shusong is here, and Li Jiangang and Feng Tiao Yushun are the four brothers, the five of them are the Eight Immortals of our Palace of Eight Immortals.

However, I don't have a good relationship with them, and I don't know much about their character. If you are bought by You Shusong, I have to keep Chen Erbei, so be careful!

After arranging all this, the few of us prepared some tools and were ready to find the tomb.

Then Song Hua grabbed me and said, "Palace Master Chen, don't we bring a rooster with us?"

I looked at him suspiciously. The so-called looking for a tomb is actually looking for a geomantic place. What's the matter with the rooster, so I asked him: "Why do you bring the rooster?"

He explained: "When the Feng Shui master here looks for the grave, he will always bring a rooster. It is said that if he finds a good feng shui place, he will chop off the head of the rooster, wait for three seconds, and then throw it there. If it is a good place , the rooster will stand up and walk a few steps, if the place is not good, the rooster will hang up directly."

Hearing this, I froze for a moment. This was the first time I heard of this kind of statement, and without thinking too much, I asked him to find a rooster, and then carried the rooster to perform some small rituals in the main room.In Song Hua's words, to worship the dead with a rooster is to invite the dead to go to the body of the rooster.

The ceremony is very simple. Three pillars of fragrance and three pieces of yellow paper are tied to the rooster's feet, and then the rooster's head is tapped with cinnabar. Finally, the host holds the rooster and kneels down to worship the dead, saying auspicious words.

After fiddling for about ten minutes, the ceremony was considered over.

To be honest, there are some things that I can’t figure out. It’s just such a small ceremony that gave the rooster an aura. After the ceremony, no matter how we fiddled with the rooster, it didn’t move. It patted on the head, and the rooster didn't even make the most basic crowing sound, which surprised the few of us.

However, the magic is the magic, and the search for the tomb should not be delayed. The few of us carried some tools and a rooster, and walked straight out of the main room.

When I was about to leave the house, You Shusong, who had never spoken, suddenly stopped me and said, "Chen Jiu, I wish you a safe and safe search for the tomb!"

"Thank you!" I subconsciously replied.

"You're welcome!" He sneered, and then said to Song Hua, "I heard from the older generation that for those who died on Qingming Festival, the tomb must be near the water, and there must be two high mountains in the east and west directions, forming two mountains. There is a force of water, and the mountain in the east is higher than the mountain in the west, and the water needs to be flowing water, and the water with love is the best."

After saying this, he glanced at me provocatively, and continued to say to Song Hua, "Brother Song, can you remember what I just said? If you can't find such a place, your father may have a bad life in the underworld." !"

Hearing this, I understood what he meant. He was deliberately tripping me up, so I said, "Don't worry, I know this better than you!"

He smiled and said: "It's good to be clear, don't randomly find graves for the dead! Be careful of retribution!"

I don't want to talk to him, no matter what You Shusong said or not, I was planning to find such a place for the deceased, so I said to Song Hua, "Don't worry, I already have a place in my heart."

Without waiting for the words to fall to the ground, You Shusong sneered and said: "Joke, there is not even a mountain nearby, so why do you say there is already a place?"

(End of this chapter)