Tomb Raider: I Am Hu Bayi's Cousin

Chapter 249 Ugh, twice as disgusting as shit

In fact, just as the group of people were beginning to witness this extraordinary scene...

Wu Xie and Fatty have already made a new move.

The fat man had somehow gotten his hands on the sword at the waist of the blue-eyed fox corpse, his expression both resentful and ferocious.

Facing Wu Xie, he raised his knife to strike.

The metal smelting technology of the Warring States period should not be underestimated; even after thousands of years, the blades remain gleaming and sharp.

Hu Ming had no doubt that with Wu Xie's small frame, one slash would definitely kill him instantly!
Wu Xie stood there blankly, not knowing what he had seen, his hands groping around in the air.

His facial expressions changed constantly, ranging from bewilderment and surprise to pain.

In any case, Wu Xie showed no reaction to the blade that was already within reach.

"Snapped!"

Hu Ming reacted quickly, grabbing the fat man's wrist that was holding the knife tightly.

At this moment, the blade was less than one centimeter away from Wu Xie's neck.

If it had been any later, even a second later, Wu Xie would have really died on his first tomb raiding trip.

"My dear nephew/Third Master!!"

Such a shocking scene immediately terrified Wu Sansheng and Panzi, who broke out in a cold sweat.

Just as things were about to turn around, Hu Ming stopped the fat man, then gasped in fear.

"Third Master, I knew this fatso was no good. He actually dared to attack Third Master."

"Judging from the way Young Master looks, he's probably been bewitched by this fatso. Why don't we just chop him up?"

A ruthless glint flashed in Panzi's eyes, and he unconsciously reached for the double-barreled shotgun at his waist.

There was one bullet left in there, and Panzi wouldn't mind giving it to Fatty.

"...Don't be impulsive, Panzi. It wasn't this fatso who did it. He was also infected."

Wu Sansheng's eyes flickered, and he was also somewhat tempted.

But after glancing at Hu Ming and the young man who were watching him indifferently, he ultimately had no choice but to give up this tempting option.

Fortunately, Fatty stayed with Panzi Wu Xie the whole time, so there was no danger of Wu Sansheng's actions being exposed.

As for Hu Ming and the younger brother.
From the very beginning, Wu Sansheng never expected to be able to hide it from these two people.

"You got caught?" Panzi asked blankly.

"It's a blue-eyed fox corpse!"

"These people are born with unusual features. Their faces are more like those of a fox than humans, and their eyes are a beastly, eerie green."

“In the past, this kind of face was considered an ominous sign that would bring misfortune to those around them. Therefore, people with this kind of face would wear a mask throughout their lives and would never show their true faces.”

Hu Ming glanced at Wu Sansheng, who seemed to be still struggling with his decision, with amusement, and then stroked the bronze mask of the Blue-Eyed Fox Corpse with his right hand.

With nimble fingers, Hu Ming lightly flicked the intricate mechanism on the mask, and in an instant, the entire mask was removed.

The Thousand Machine Techniques, inherited from the Mohist school of the Warring States period, are perfectly suited for dealing with the ingenious mechanisms of that era.

It is no exaggeration to say that during the Warring States period, the Mohist school was the culmination of all the secret weapons and mechanisms of the entire era.

The Thousand Machine Technique is the essence of all of these.

Fortunately, the body was perfectly preserved, and despite the passage of thousands of years, the bronze mask has not grown into his flesh.

"Ah~"

When they saw the face beneath the bronze mask, everyone, including Hu Ming, couldn't help but back away in disgust.

This corpse originally had a face of the opposite sex, but after being pressed under a bronze mask for thousands of years, it had long since changed beyond recognition. Combined with its pair of blue fox eyes, it was truly indescribable.

Strangely, it seemed as if they weren't all dead. No, to be precise, their appearance was indeed very eerie.

Those blue fox-like eyes actually followed the movement of the crowd.

Meanwhile, Wu Xie and Fatty struggled even more fiercely.

Hu Ming and Xiao Ge could completely ignore the strange power of those eyes.

Panzi is a veteran of countless battles, exuding a chilling aura of killing intent. Even if he were to see a ghost, he would be enough to terrify it.

And Wu Sansheng…

This old fox is no ordinary person either. He is ruthless and vicious. After so many years of tomb raiding, his murderous aura is no less than that of Panzi.

There are even more.

Therefore, of everyone present, only Wu Xie and Fatty were unlucky enough to get caught in the trap.

Bang!!!
Suddenly, gunshots rang out in the silent space.

It was Hu Ming who decisively fired the shot.

Wu Xie and Fatty's situation was easily resolved; one shot and that damned blue-eyed fox would be done for.

Without any exception.

In an instant, the thing was shot in the head, and yellowish bodily fluids splattered everywhere.

Hu Ming and Xiao Ge slipped away the moment Hu Ming drew his gun.

Meanwhile, Wu Xie and Fatty were still struggling, and Wu Sansheng and Panzi were caught off guard...

Yes, thick, sticky bodily fluids splattered everywhere, some even splashing directly into their mouths.

Corpse fluid...

In particular, the corpse water that had been fermenting for about 2,500 years must have tasted terrible.

All four of them felt extremely nauseous and clutched their waists, retching repeatedly.

The moment the Blue-Eyed Fox Corpse's head was blown off, Wu Xie and Fatty woke up and were immediately bathed in the corpse fluid.

Wow, that's really lucky.

Hu Ming and the deliveryman took a few steps back almost imperceptibly.

The smell was really strong; you could smell it from a great distance.

"Damn it, Hu Ming, couldn't you at least give me a heads-up before doing something like this?!"

"Damn it, this stuff is twice as disgusting as shit!!!"

Wu Sansheng wiped the corpse fluid off his face and couldn't help but swear.

"Hmm, Sanxing, I say, how do you know the smell of poop? Could it be... ugh!!"

Hu Ming didn't care about Wu Sansheng's sweet talk. He just suddenly realized what was going on and took a full three meters back, looking at Wu Sansheng with extreme disgust.

"..."

The scene fell silent instantly.

Panzi and the others forgot about feeling disgusted and looked at Wu Sansheng with strange expressions.

Yeah, if you haven't tried it, how would you know what it tastes like? How could you possibly compare it?
Wu Sansheng's face immediately turned completely green.

(End of this chapter)