Tomb Raider: I Am Hu Bayi's Cousin

Chapter 388 Fishing!

It took a full half hour for the guy to finally get rid of the bugs on Wu Xie and Fatty, as the rain gradually subsided.

The young man glanced at the dagger in his hand, his brow furrowing almost imperceptibly, before tossing it to Panzi with disdain.

"..."

Panzi's lips twitched, and he subconsciously threw away the dagger.

This is a dagger that has had intimate contact with the buttocks of two men.

This dagger is unusable!!!
After they finished, Wu Xie and Fatty applied disinfectant to each other before pulling up their pants and sitting down casually.

We're all men, it's nothing, we don't care at all!!
Wu Xie and Fatty tried to convince themselves of this, but seeing the strange looks from everyone, led by their beloved Third Uncle, they couldn't hold back anymore.

Why isn't there a crack in the ground here?
The situation just now didn't allow the two of them to dwell on it.

After all, if a tick got into their crotch, those two would probably be ruined for the rest of their lives.

Although Wu Xie was over forty years old in the "Listening to Thunder" chapter, he was still single, and his natural weapon had no use.
But he himself didn't know that.

And Fatty is a regular at all the major clubs in Beijing!
Go ask around at any of the well-known clubs in Beijing; which owner doesn't know the famous Fatty?
Making trouble!
"How come there are so many ticks here? Aren't these things supposed to lurk in the grass?"

"Why are they all gathered on this tree? Do they also suck tree sap?"

To ease the awkwardness, Wu Xie awkwardly changed the subject.

"You didn't listen to a single word Hu Ming said before, did you?"

"The environment here is completely different from the outside world, and the habits of various creatures are also very different from those outside. In addition, apart from snakes, there are almost no other large creatures here."

"Therefore, it is not incomprehensible that these grass ticks have evolved to survive by sucking tree sap over thousands of years."

Just then, Ah Ning, who had just run to the side to avoid the cringe-worthy scene, walked over and sighed softly.

"...I was just too excited when I saw the oasis before, I barely listened to what Uncle Ming was saying."

Wu Xie awkwardly turned his head away. Well, so he brought this on himself?
"In fact, ten years ago, Hu Ming had already solved a lot of problems for us, such as this corpse!"

Just then, the guy somehow found his way up the tree trunk, turned on his headlamp, and pulled a huge skeleton down from the tree canopy.

Judging from the shape of the bones, it was a huge python, at least twenty meters long and about the thickness of a water vat when it was alive.

Without a doubt, this thing was a veritable scourge of the Anaconda in its lifetime!
In such an environment, flesh and blood would rot away in a very short time, turning into a handful of mud underfoot.

"Wow! A strike to the seven-inch mark, a strike to the snake's head—every strike is aimed at a fatal blow. I know this style well!"

"Moreover, the knife marks on the bone are very familiar. This is Hu Ming's knife, no doubt about it. This was done by Hu Ming many years ago!"

The blind man adjusted his sunglasses, traced a few lines on the snake bone wound with his finger, and clicked his tongue.

To be honest, even a blind person wouldn't find it easy to deal with something this huge.

If you don't have a suitable weapon, you'll only become a snake's dinner.

But judging from these marks, Hu Ming clearly didn't put in much effort to easily get it done back then.

"Oh, it was Uncle Ming who did it. Then it's alright. This giant python is really unlucky. Of all the people to hunt, it had to go and mess with Uncle Ming."

Wu Xie nodded knowingly.

"No, before, when the topic of the Queen Mother of the West's Kingdom came up again, Hu Ming mentioned something to me."

"His original words were: 'The Kingdom of the Queen Mother of the West is rich in snakes. Among the thousands of snakes, two rare snake kings were born. Their meat is delicious and tastes amazing.'"

"He also said he'd like to invite me to try it sometime." The young man washed his hands in the rain, a strange glint in his indifferent expression, and said softly.

Everyone:
"You mean, Hu Ming killed this giant python—no, the snake king—for his appetite?"

Wu Sansheng's lips twitched violently. This kind of "weak scholar" who relied on his brain could never understand the bizarre thinking of a fierce person like Hu Ming.

"To be precise, there are two!"

"Even if a third snake king is born in the next ten years, it will probably become Hu Ming's dinner tonight."

皮!
The young man corrected him earnestly.

Everyone: No doubt about it, Hu Ming/Uncle Ming is awesome!

In fact, the young man was indeed someone who knew Hu Ming well; tonight, Hu Ming's dinner was indeed snake king soup.

……

……

Let's leave aside for now how bloody, lewd, and terrifying Wu Xie and his group's actions were.

On his first night in the oasis, Hu Ming found a tree trunk nearly three meters off the ground and rested well for the night.

All around, crested snakes guarded him, keeping him on guard against unknown dangers.

Even the insects that are everywhere in the jungle dare not approach within two meters of Hu Ming.

Apart from the somewhat terrible surrounding environment, Hu Ming had no other complaints.

Bathed in the dappled sunlight filtering through the tree canopy, Hu Ming stretched with renewed energy, shooing away the surrounding snakes.

After eating a simple meal of dry rations for dinner, Hu Ming jumped down from the tree branch and headed back the way he came towards the end of the canyon.

After a boring night of waiting, it's almost time to welcome our guests who have come from afar.

With eyes tightly closed and intuition maximized, the body's sonar system fully activates, blocking out countless noisy and useless sounds from the mind.

In an instant, across the dense forest hundreds of meters away, Hu Ming had already ascertained the situation at the end of the canyon. There, a team of about seventeen fully armed men had arrived.

At this moment, they surrounded a middle-aged man in a suit and glasses, cautiously feeling their way forward.

It's worth mentioning that in the three-dimensional structural diagram in Hu Ming's mind, the area around the bespectacled man's hands... was blank!
There, a strange, external force enveloped the area, shielding Hu Ming from all his sensory perception methods.

Hu Ming was very familiar with that strange energy! He was extremely familiar with it!
That's secondary processing, or more accurately, it's second-generation ancient bronze, the raw material for bronze doors!
"You really came, Wang Zanghai! That strange feeling I had in the tomb was definitely not an illusion!"

Through the dense forest, Hu Ming's lips curled slightly as he set up a completely black Blasser R93 strategic sniper rifle.

This was the biggest fish he wanted to catch, and compared to that old geezer Wang Zanghai, "he" was insignificant.

After all, after this operation, "his" last remaining forces will also be wiped out in one fell swoop.

However, Hu Ming wouldn't leave this potential problem to be dealt with in the sequel to the Sand Sea storyline, which is more than ten years later!
Those who were able to escort Wang Zanghai here must be the most elite and key members of the Wang family; these people must die.

Once and for all!
Hu Ming never likes to wait for others to cause trouble and create problems for himself. He prefers to take the initiative and resolve issues once and for all. That's Hu Ming's style!
It is worth mentioning that before setting off again, Hu Ming had already arranged for a large group of armed personnel from the security company to go to the Wang family's residence.

Hu Ming would never make the mistake of trying to kill a snake only to be harmed by it.

As for the exact location of the Wang family, which has been hidden for six hundred years, that's obvious—I knew it from watching dramas in my past life!
As for whether he can remember, it has to be said that Hu Ming's memory has become stronger and stronger as his bloodline has been strengthened step by step, and he has slowly remembered the plot he had forgotten before!

(End of this chapter)