Tomb Raider: I Am Hu Bayi's Cousin

Chapter 411 Snake Mother
This is something we've known for a long time.

Hu Ming stopped and looked at the center of the lake with a strange smile.

The noise came from there.

Hu Ming remembers very clearly that there was a large hole at the very center of the lake.

Further down is a relatively independent cavity.

"What's going on? Is there anyone here who's hostile towards you?"

At this moment, the commotion gradually grew, and ripples appeared on the calm lake surface.

Seeing this, Ah Ning instinctively drew her pistol and looked over warily.

The others also drew their usual weapons and looked at Hu Ming with confusion.

Apart from Hu Ming, they knew nothing about this place.

Whenever something happens, he always subconsciously looks towards Jiangnan.

"It's nothing, just...a bunch of little cuties!"

"Hey, why are you all taking out guns? Put them away, put them away! Don't scare my little darling!"

"And you, little fatty, why are you even pulling out detonators to practice? Damn it!"

Hu Ming smiled and waved his hand repeatedly.

Beside her, Ah Ning clearly saw it. Just a moment ago, Hu Ming's throat was churning.
"Sweetheart? Are you serious?"

"You seem to have some misunderstanding about this word, don't you?"

Upon hearing this, Hei Xiazi's lips twitched violently, and he pointed his black and gold short sword at the center of the lake, his face showing an expression of utter disbelief.

The calm lake surface has bulged high in the very center, as a massive amount of water has been brought up.

It looks just like the scene from the movie where the Loch Ness Monster appears!
It's even several times more exaggerated than the scenes in movies.

Hei Xiazi had no doubt that he himself was not even worthy of being a snack to accompany drinks in front of the behemoth inside.

It's not even good enough to be used to fill a tooth gap!

"See? You're so narrow-minded. What, can't something big be cute?"

"Let me tell you, this guy is incredibly tempting... cough cough, I mean, this little cutie has such a wonderful personality!"
Hu Ming's smile grew even brighter.

Splash splash splash splash!!!!
The next moment, a massive wave of water crashed down.

Fortunately, Hu Ming and the others were located at the very edge of the lake, where the aftershocks were not significant, and they were able to stabilize themselves with a little electricity.

Once the lake returned to calm, what was inside was finally revealed.
That was a gigantic, super-giant snake head!!!
The part that's just above the water is as tall as a six-story building!
"honlysh*t!"

"Oh my god!"

Staring dumbfounded at the little cutie in Hu Ming's eyes, A Ning's mouth gaped open, and she unconsciously muttered under her breath, uttering foul language.

This thing
Is this the Godzilla of ancient China?
I'm sorry, I'm just an American of Chinese descent and I'm not very knowledgeable!
"Hu Ming, tell me you carry mushrooms with you, right? I really can't think of any other way to deal with them besides growing mushrooms."

"Have you seen Godzilla? It's a movie, and that's how it's portrayed!"

Ah Ning's words, as if in a dream, rang out.

As is well known, snakes are famous for their length.

Before us stood a gigantic, monstrous snake; just its head, coiled above the water, was a full six stories high!!!
Damn it, who knows how long this thing is underwater!
Why do we need to get rid of the little snake?

"The little snake is so cute, why eat it? Cough cough, I mean, why do you have to hurt this little cutie?"

"Can't we just live together peacefully?"

Hu Ming swallowed hard, then spoke in a stern, righteous voice. His expression, his tone...it was just like a manipulative, scheming woman.
It's... kind of cloying.

"...Speak properly!"

Chen Wenjin glared at Hu Ming with a dark expression on her face.

Even a twenty-year-old woman like her doesn't talk like that!
"Uncle Ming, you don't actually want to eat this thing, do you? This thing... damn it, is this the Snake Mother?"

The fat man felt a toothache.

Looking at the giant snake that was quietly staring with vertical pupils bigger than millstones, the fat man suddenly felt the urge to go to the toilet.

The detonators he brought weren't nearly enough!
Whether or not even a single snake scale can be blasted open is another matter.

Perhaps it really is as Aning said, that we need to grow mushrooms?
But where can we find mushrooms in this desolate wilderness?
next moment.
"Giggle!!"

The snake mother found a familiar scent among the unfamiliar faces in the crowd, a scent she could never forget.
What an unpleasant smell!
"Giggle giggle!!!"

In an instant, the snake mother's cries echoed like thunder throughout the underground cavity, deafeningly loud.

"…run?"

Wu Xie blinked, glanced at the completely calm Hu Ming and Xiao Ge, and tentatively asked.

"Run my ass, didn't you hear that?"

"That voice sounds a bit like it's filled with grievance?"

The blind man rubbed his sore ears and said, grimacing in pain.

The blind man became curious: what exactly had Hu Ming done to this enormous creature before?
Why are you so frightened by the child when we meet again? He's crying out in such a pitiful voice.
It's like a child weighing tens of tons.

"Ahem, none of these things are important. What's important is that we don't have to rely on our own two feet to get around anymore."

"You, come here, lie down! Take us to see the Queen Mother of the West."

Upon hearing this, Hu Ming coughed lightly, slightly embarrassed, his dragon eyes flashing with a sharp light, and commanded the Snake Mother.

"Crunch!"

The moment the golden eyes appeared, the snake mother trembled violently, causing ripples on the lake's surface.

It's easy to imagine that at this moment, the snake mother was devastated.

It really hates Hu Ming!
They wanted to chew Hu Ming into pieces in one gulp.

Unfortunately, as long as it remains a snake, it can never resist the power of the Golden Eyes.

"Giggle!!"

Clever.

The snake mother reluctantly bent down and brought her head close to Hu Ming's body.

The snake's eyes, which were larger than Hu Ming's entire body, were filled with a pitiful expression.

The gist of that cry is: You swear you won't eat me? I'm too old, my meat doesn't taste good at all!
"After all these years, you still enjoy bullying the little guy so much?"

“Hu Ming, you’re not young anymore. In my time, people who live to be over forty are rare elders and wise men.”

Even in your time, forty is considered an adult.

"Why is it that sometimes I feel like you're..."

"Is it childish?"

Just then, a clear, cold, and helpless sigh suddenly came from the depths of the empty underground cavity.

(End of this chapter)