Tomb Raider: I Am Hu Bayi's Cousin

Chapter 603 You should lose weight!

Moving forward and turning a corner, Hu Ming and others arrived at the end of the passage.

It's not quite accurate to say it's the end, as the passage in front of us is occupied by densely packed stone statues, leaving no room for passage.

Hu Ming took a step forward and touched the stone statue lightly. After pondering for a moment, he discovered the secret.

Hold the stone head with both hands and twist it slightly clockwise.

Kaka.

All the portraits suddenly began to rotate, revealing a passage for one person in the middle of the passage, with the portraits on both sides facing the center.

"He's yours, think of a way, he's very important to us, don't let him have a mental breakdown!"

"When people are broken down, they are prone to do irrational things and say inappropriate words based on their impression of us."

"Although Su Nan and I both know the truth, now is not the time to bring it to light and turn hostile, right, Su Nan?"

Hu Ming held Wu Xie and pointed to Li Cu, who was at the end of the team, with his hands folded over his chest and trembling slightly, with a look of increasing fear.

At the same time, he smiled at Su Nan who came up to him and seemed to be eavesdropping.

The mysteries of the super five senses are far beyond what outsiders can imagine. From the first moment of entering here, Hu Ming has been monitoring everyone's every move in all directions.

"Professor Hu, I have no idea what you are talking about. Aren't we close teammates?"

"In such a dangerous place, teammates should work together, right?"

Su Nan remained calm, without any embarrassment or anger, and spoke calmly.

"You are right!"

Hu Ming nodded without comment and walked forward first.

Just like Wu Xie ten years ago, Li Cuo is now a smoke bomb, a bait, and a being used to disrupt the enemy's judgment!
Hu Ming didn't mind using words to slightly disrupt the enemy's judgment when appropriate, in the most appropriate and least suspicious way.

In short, if Li Cu can confuse the enemy, his role will be initially achieved.

The dark and narrow passage finally came to an end.

A closed door appeared not far ahead.
Right in front of the portal, a wide passage about five meters long and two meters wide suddenly appeared.

Obviously, this doesn't make sense.

"Wait a minute, there's something unusual here, let me go over and take a look!"

One of Su Nan's men walked past the crowd and said with a serious expression.

This man, nicknamed Lao Cheng, is good at mechanical tricks and is a rare technical expert that Su Nan has recruited over the years.

Hu Ming's eyes flickered slightly, and he pulled back without saying anything more.

Hu Ming had some impression of this person.

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"Is the hall ahead his burial place?"

Hu Ming murmured in an imperceptible voice and let Lao Cheng step forward to perform.

Lao Cheng stepped cautiously onto the passage ahead, stepping lightly with one foot, not daring to use too much force, and carefully sensing the changes in the stone slabs under his feet. After a while, Lao Cheng had a plan in mind.

"This passage is covered with a rubble roof. The stone slab below is a weight conservation device that can only support a weight of 48 kilograms. If the weight exceeds this, the rubble roof will collapse."

"See that beast head? If we don't press the trigger, we'll all die here!"

Lao Cheng explained confidently.

“Do you have to be so precise?”

Li Cu, who was exhausted by claustrophobia, retorted subconsciously.

The embarrassing thing is that still no one paid attention to Li Cu's complaints.

"Young man, in areas you don't understand, talk less, watch more, and learn more. These will be your capital for survival in the future!"

"This person is quite skilled. Although he is not as good as me, he is better than many frauds in this world."

Hu Ming pointed out to Li Cu meaningfully, and at the same time, he glanced at Su Nan as he took off his leather jacket, equipment, and boots, trying to reduce the weight as much as possible.

Obviously, the lightest person here is Su Nan, a woman with a slim figure.

shuh~~
Just as Su Nan was about to step onto the stone slab, suddenly, a knife tore through the air and flew past Su Nan's ear.

Snapped!
The next moment, before anyone could react, the knife had already crossed a distance of several meters and smashed the beast's head at the end with great precision!
"First, your men are good, but there is one thing wrong. The maximum load-bearing capacity here is not 48 kilograms, but 46.77 kilograms!"

"Although this data sounds like I'm messing with the old scale, right? You forgot one thing, the weight conversion multiples between ancient and modern times are not integers, there are decimals at the end!"

"This is not the time to omit these things. Such a mistake would be fatal!"

"Secondly...it seems like you've been doing pretty well lately, Su Nan. It's about time you lost some weight."

"Third, remember to thank me sincerely. If it weren't for me, you would be dead!"

Su Nan can't die for the time being!
Hu Ming and Wu Xie still need Su Nan to constantly convey wrong information. Without Su Nan, Li Cu's smoke bomb would not be able to play its role as expected.

Hu Ming strode past Su Nan and walked all the way to the slowly opening door.

".He's right! I forgot this and used the habit of converting it to an integer. That's right, it's 46.77 kilograms, not 48 kilograms!"

"Sister Su, how much do you weigh?"

Under the stunned gazes of the crowd, cold sweat quickly broke out on Lao Cheng's forehead, and he said with fear.

Hu Ming is right. Sometimes, a small mistake can lead to tragedy!
"…Asshole, as a woman, is 47 kilograms fat? Why should I lose weight?"

Su Nan slowly lowered his body to put on his clothes and equipment, and while complaining about Hu Ming, he poured out his real weight.

"He saved my life, but why?"

Su Nan looked at Hu Ming's back and murmured in confusion.

"Forty-seven kilograms, just a little bit off. How did he figure that out?"

For a moment, everyone looked at Hu Ming's back with shock in their hearts.

Judging a woman's measurements with your eyes is rare enough, but judging her weight with your eyes?
Is this really something a human could do?