Tomb Raider: I Am Hu Bayi's Cousin
Chapter 638 "Poisonous Scheme"
Chapter 638 "Poisonous Scheme"
Before Hu Ming had a chance to eat and rest, he received an emergency call from the underworld. Currently, Hu Ming is in the police station in Chaoyang District of Beijing.
He stood opposite the ashamed-looking fat man, and they looked at each other in silence.
Beside him, there were several police uncles who were trying hard to hold back their laughter and watching the scene.
"..Tell me, how the hell did you get caught here so early in the morning?"
"I haven't even finished being with my wife yet, and you've interrupted me! Damn it, you fat bastard, if you don't explain yourself clearly to me today, you can't leave!"
Hu Ming rubbed his temples with a headache, feeling extremely depressed.
"Well, this is a long story... Uncle, why don't you help me get out first? I don't want to be detained for more than half a month... It will delay important things!"
The fat man signaled to Uncle JC with his eyes, then looked around and talked about other things with a wandering look.
"Mr. Hu Ming? Here's what happened. Last night, we received a report from the public about a bath center. Um, you should understand."
"We conducted a surprise inspection that night, and it just so happened that your friend, your elder Mr. Wang, was having a foot massage. He was doing it for an extra hour, so, you know."
Uncle JC selectively ignored the fat man's pleading eyes, coughed lightly, and spoke slowly.
Halfway through, after taking a look at Hu Ming, who looked to be about 17 or 18 years old, and the fat man who was obviously older, he finally found the "right relationship" between the two.
"Foot massage? Extra time? The crowd?"
"Still fucking the elders?"
Hu Ming took a deep breath, and a thousand MMPs rushed through his heart.
There seems to be a lot of information in this short story, right?
"Fuck! We are all adults now, uncle, I won't hide it from you, it's just that my body couldn't help it..."
"Damn, who knew that the market in Sijiu City is so sensitive right now..."
The fat man, who was in the wrong, felt that he had lost all face, so he just gave up and said righteously.
".You are not short of money, is it difficult to find a girlfriend by spending money? If it is not possible, you can ask your parents to introduce one to you!"
Hu Ming felt that it was because of the stomachache and toothache.
Anyway, Hu Ming felt it was quite embarrassing. His family wasn't without money, so how could he not find a girlfriend by the end of the year?
Look, the eyes of so many people at the door who heard the news and watched the show were all strange.
Even Hu Ming was surrounded by onlookers.
"Ahem, Mr. Wang, in this civilized society, please don't swear." The police uncle educated the fat man who was swearing righteously.
"Forget it. Hongxia, come to my place and help me deal with some...some things, quickly!"
Hu Ming really didn't want to stay here any longer, and just like Fatty said, he really couldn't be left here for half a month, as that would really delay important matters. Helplessly, he could only call Hong Xia and ask her to clean up the mess...
Over the years, Hu Ming and Hu Bayi did not like to appear in public. They went overseas for a few years and had a low profile in Beijing.
As one of Hu Ming's most trusted subordinates and Hu Ming's spokesperson, Hong Xia is considered a person with a say in the official circles of Sijiu City.
This kind of trivial matter was just a matter of Hong Xia's words.
"Uncle, no problem, it's bright and clear!!"
"Let's go back, we've picked up the little brother, Fatty, I'd like you to go get your feet massaged together!"
“The regular kind!”
Seeing that the problem was solved, the fat man gave a thumbs up and grinned.
Seeing Uncle JC's unfriendly gaze, the fat man smiled awkwardly and quickly added a sentence.
……
"Next time you want to have fun, go to Hangzhou. It's not as strict as Sijiu City." "Besides, that's the Wu family's territory. Even if it's for Wu Xie's sake, if something happens to you, Wu Erbai will get you out."
"And if that doesn't work, go find your parents and ask them to arrange a blind date for you girls!"
In the car, after dealing with the mess, Hu Ming lit a cigarette with melancholy.
"Wow? What a good idea! How could I forget about Hangzhou, a great place!"
Hearing this, the fat man's eyes lit up.
"Brother... Come to think of it, you are already over 140 years old this year, right?"
"Uncle, you have the best relationship with the little brother and know a lot of his secrets. Let me ask you a question. The little brother..."
"Given the young man's icy personality, he wouldn't have been single for a century and a half, right?"
Suddenly, the fat man seemed to remember something, pursed his dry lips, and his eyes glowed.
The ultimate bachelor who has been single for a century and a half!!!
That's a century and a half!!!
It is hard to imagine what kind of perseverance can allow a person to endure for a century and a half...
For a moment, the fat man felt a little pity for the young man.
……
……
"Your perspective on the problem is really tricky, and your train of thought is really unique, isn't it?"
Hu Ming was shocked instantly!!!
He really had never thought about this.
Hearing what the fat man said, it seems that the young man is indeed quite pitiful, right?
Hu Ming and the fat man looked at each other, and their two pairs of four eyes became brighter and brighter. A "vicious plan" was finalized in the silent communication between the uncle and nephew.
"So, it's decided?"
"It's decided! Let Tianzhen help later!"
"That's right, we share the good times and the bad times. We are living a happy life, and we can't let you be sad and depressed alone. Let's do it again!"
In order to avoid unnecessary risks, the two agreed that they must bring down Wu Xie together to accomplish this great task!
At the same time, Wu Xie, who was in a somewhat embarrassed state in Gutongjing, suddenly sneezed violently.
At the same time, thousands of miles away, deep underground in the Changbai Mountains, the inner world of the sect...
"Um?"
The young man standing alone under the suspended ancient bronze suddenly frowned slightly.
"Is there something wrong, Zhang Qiling?"
A voice full of fatigue came from the ancient bronze.
It is worth mentioning that the great man with a human head and a snake body that was supposed to be hovering on the ancient bronze is now...
It has already gone to extinction and decay!
After all, only Hu Ming and his brother achieved perfect immortality through various accidents or mysterious systems. The creatures in the world inside the gate are all incomplete and they also have limits.
The withered bones just below were his remaining body, and his consciousness was now clinging to the ancient bronze that had strangely turned dull and decayed.
"I don't know if this feeling that someone is plotting against me is just an illusion."
The young man's eyes were as calm as water and he shook his head.
"For someone like you, whose immortal body is created by various accidents and whose body is close to a certain limit, there is absolutely no such thing as an illusion.
"Perhaps your friend saw that you were about to go home and wanted to give you a little surprise."
The tired voice said with a hint of smile.
Perhaps it was because he was about to be freed, one could hear a hint of joy in his voice.
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