Tomb Raider: I Am Hu Bayi's Cousin

Chapter 704: Trick Uncle San!

So, what are you listening to when you hear thunder?
Wu Xie looked up and sighed in frustration, only to see a huge black bell.

As everyone knows, Uncle San is a pit, the kind that is bottomless.

For Wu Xie, knowing clearly that he would die in the next few years, his uncle suddenly told him: You will not die, I know a place that will definitely save you.

But, this idiot uncle only gave a clue. Damn, are they uncle and nephew? Can't they just tell it all at once?
This is a matter of life and death.

No one can remain indifferent in the face of the hope of life.

This is a matter of life and death.

No one can remain indifferent in the face of the hope of life.

Wu Xie did so, but after investigating the clues to this point, it seemed that everything pointed to the mysterious thunder.

Although Wu Xie is not a staunch materialist fighter, he just can't figure out how a mere thunder can contain hope for his life.
If listening to thunder can really soothe all the feelings of nostalgia.
Then, there would definitely not be so many tragedies in this world.

"Oh, how sad."

Wu Xie lit a cigarette with a pained look on his face.

"Don't smoke anymore. You were coughing up blood the past two days. The doctor said that if you want to die within a year, don't do martial law."

The fat man quickly snatched the cigarette from Wu Xie's mouth and put it in his own mouth.

On the side, Hu Ming thought about it, and then simply lit a cigarette.

As for tobacco, you don't want to smoke when you don't remember to smoke, but once people around you start smoking, it's hard to resist.

"Well, give me one too. What's that look on your face? As a man, why can't I smoke? I just don't like it."

After thinking about it, the blind man simply asked Hu Ming for one to light.

The young man looked at the blind man calmly.

"I'm not talking about you, little brother. You are not a human. Are you the eternal god?"

Realizing his slip of the tongue, the blind man quickly raised his hands to prove his innocence.

"Uzi wanted to beat someone up after hearing that."

Hu Ming complained.

"No, if we really play League of Legends, which one of us three wouldn't have extreme reaction and micro-control? It's just Uzi, we'll beat him!"

The blind man speaks with such audacity.

In fact, this is also true.

Among the three of them, two stand at the top of humanity, and Jiangnan has even transcended the limitations of human qualities.

Question: How can you defeat the opponent 100% in lol?

Answer: Just dodge all non-directional skills and make sure all your skills hit.

It's very simple. Hu Ming and his two main players can beat the opponents into a pulp. Even Faker has to stand aside and shout to his dad, "Dad, kill slower."

only…

"You don't know how to have a big picture view and use your IQ to play games, do you?"

Hu Ming shook his head. Different professions have different worlds. Entertainment is okay, but being a professional gamer is not that easy.

"Whatever, how about the three of us go play together later? We'll be an invincible team!"

The blind man suddenly became interested.

"What about the two of us? You don't have to treat us differently. How can three of us be called a team? It takes five people!"

The fat man doesn't like to be lonely.

"Get lost, you two are just old people reacting like that, you're screwing me."

The blind man rolled his eyes in disdain.

"...This is the truth." Fatty and Wu Xie are old after all, so their reactions are sometimes...

It's hard to say.

"I don't know why you guys suddenly strayed to the topic of games. Anyway, shouldn't we check the coffin to see if there are any clues?"

Wu Xie rubbed his temples with a headache. Not only did he not give him cigarettes, but he also played the game of tomb robbing?
Isn't this proper hydrology?
There was nothing in the coffin except a pile of rags.

"How poor is this King of the South Sea? After all, he was the king of a small place when he was alive. How could he not even have some burial objects?"

The fat man just took a look and shook his head regretfully.

"You have to know that this coffin was taken out of someone else's grave. We don't even know how many hands it has been in."

"You still want burial objects? Do you really think that the people who dealt with you before were all stupid?"

"Besides, this set of chimes... Oh, that's right. I can't sell it. It's too valuable. I can only keep it at home and enjoy it myself."

Hu Ming tapped the chimes lightly, listening to the pleasant sound and feeling intoxicated. He didn't understand music, but at least he knew what sounded good.

"There's something underneath..."

The young man silently opened the secret compartment at the bottom of the coffin, revealing the vertical shaft underneath.

With the skill of probing the acupuncture points with two fingers, this crude arrangement cannot be concealed at all.

"See? The coffin lid has holes dug in it. Do you still think there are burial objects inside?"

Hu Ming said softly.

Below is a vertical well. It is not deep, only about five meters. There is a layer of turbid water underneath, and a faint foul smell is coming from it.

This is dead water.

"There's something down there. I mean something alive."

The blind man is rubbing his hands, eager to try.

The only downside is that Hu Ming, the blind man and the little brother, three people with extremely strong fighting skills, get together.

There is only one monster, but there are three warriors, which is not enough to share.

"Guess the shell?"

The blind man pondered for a moment and then spoke.

"It's up to you. Go ahead if you want to. And check if there's anything else in the water."

"This place is built so secretly, it's definitely not to hide these metal reeds. The underwater creatures are definitely protecting something."

Hu Ming doesn't care.

The young man nodded in agreement, he had thought of this too.

"Oh, it stinks down there."

The blind man originally thought of trying to pull the thing from below up and then kill it, but if he went into the water...
As a human being, everyone has some psychological obsession, right?
Faced with the smelly stagnant water that can be called a city sewer, who the hell would be willing to go down there?

Hu Ming and the young man looked at each other, silently took two steps back, and made a gesture of invitation.

"Fuck!"

"Hu Ming, get me a gas mask. I'm afraid I'll be choked out. I want a special one with a black eyepiece."

The blind man had no choice but to seek the final welfare for himself.

"kindness."

Hu Ming casually pulled out a pair of glasses that met the blind man's requirements and threw them to his minister.

With a plop, the blind man resigned himself to his fate and jumped down.

It seemed that the noise of falling into the water disturbed the creatures living in the sewage, and the water surface began to become turbulent.

The blind man curled his lips, took out a short knife from his waist, and danced with the knife.