Tomb Raider: I Am Hu Bayi's Cousin

Chapter 712 You have to be more dedicated!

Late at night.

Hu Ming and the blind man had already reached the vicinity of the villa on the mountain.

The villa is surrounded by Sen Yang guards, fully armed.

Hu Ming narrowed his eyes slightly. He had already seen the identities of these guards.

"It's mercenaries!"

"This Jiao guy is not simple. He is equipped with considerable weapons and equipment. This is really not easy."

Putting down the binoculars, Hu Ming subconsciously took out a cigarette and exclaimed subconsciously.

"I bet there's no bullets in their guns!"

The blind man pushed up his sunglasses, took out a pistol from somewhere, and said coolly.

"..."

Hu Ming stared blankly at the man posing to imitate the law of causality, and the lighter in his hand accidentally fell into the grass.

"What are you looking at? I think this sentence is pretty cool."

The blind man felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by Hu Ming.

"It is indeed the market that determines the capital. Anti-corruption dramas are indeed made for elderly people like you to watch."

Hu Ming sighed sincerely.

Young men no longer like to watch TV. Who is the main audience for TV dramas now?
The vast majority are women and elderly people.

In this case, what is so difficult to understand about the current TV dramas, young and handsome actors, and various anti-R dramas?
After all, the film was not meant for young men to watch!
The essence of film and television dramas is to please the audience. Since you are not the audience, why should we please you?
Right? Very realistic.

"Forget it..wait for me."

Holding the cigarette in his mouth, Hu Ming was too lazy to find another one and walked out of the dense forest with a confident look.

"Hey, guys, anyone.have.got.alight?"

Speaking in a fluent Seattle accent, Hu Ming casually patted the shoulder of the leader of the patrolling mercenaries in front of him, pointing at the cigarette next to his mouth.

"..."

A team of mercenaries were already stunned, staring in amazement at the familiar Hu Ming who suddenly appeared.

“We can speak Chinese…”

The leader said in a daze.

"Oh, that's good. Can I borrow a light? Do you want one?"

Hu Ming nodded, took out a cigarette box from his pocket, and glanced at everyone.

"Thank you."

Several mercenaries subconsciously thanked politely, put down their guns, took the cigarettes and put them in their mouths.

The mercenary captain even took out a lighter from his pocket and handed it to Hu Ming.

"Thanks!"

"You guys go ahead and do your work. I won't bother you anymore. See you later!"

Hu Ming took it, lit it, took a deep breath, subconsciously put the lighter in his pocket, then turned around and left.

"..."

The mercenary captain watched Hu Ming leave, and then realized that the lighter had been taken away by this bitch!
With a dark face, he snatched a lighter from his men and lit a cigarette.

"Captain, are you just going to let him go?"

"Although the boss asked us to just pretend, isn't this too much?"

The subordinates scratched their heads and asked with some doubt in their lives. They had already recognized Hu Ming. When they were hired by Boss Jiao, they had already received some personal information, and Hu Ming was the focus of attention.

"What else? Call him back and have a gunfight in the middle of the night?"

"I mean, the kind of gunfight where you let the opponent down so hard that you can't even touch the opponent's hair after firing hundreds of rounds?"

"Come on, Hollywood's plot is just to please the audience. In real life, a bunch of people besiege one person. It's not a large-scale battlefield that requires fire suppression. How can it be so easy?"

The captain sneered, took a deep look at Hu Ming's departing back, waved his hand, and returned with his men the same way.

The protagonist has already appeared openly, telling everyone, "You are all ready to act, I am already in place." So, are these patrols still necessary?
Although the mercenary captain had overestimated Hu Ming, he never dreamed that
Dodging bullets as coolly as in The Matrix really exists in reality!
If a fight really breaks out...Hu Ming will definitely make them question their lives.

Reality is often more ridiculous than novels, movies and TV dramas.

Because literary creation is at least logical, but in reality...what is logic?
……

"Let's go! We've already taken care of the guards, we can just walk in."

Returning to the original place, Hu Ming greeted the blind man.

God damn it's done!
The blind man who witnessed the whole process was a little confused.

From another perspective, it's all done.

The confused blind man subconsciously followed Hu Ming's steps, walked out of the jungle, and came to the road...

The whole way is really heavily guarded.

However, these guards, well-trained and fully armed guards, all tacitly acted as Emperor players or StarCraft players at this time.

Hu Ming and his companion walked confidently on the avenue, in the dead silence, under the gazes of the mercenaries, they walked confidently towards the villa at the end.

"We should have driven here. A private villa like this has plenty of parking spaces."

Hu Ming sighed sincerely as he saw that there was still nearly one kilometer to go.

"I beg you to be a human being!"

The blind man's mouth twitched, looking at those mercenaries with extremely unnatural expressions, he really felt pity for them.

It is worth mentioning that when Hu Ming and the other man passed by, these mercenaries subconsciously covered their pockets.

What happened to the captain just now has been known to everyone through the radio communication.

It would be no fun if this dangerous young man in front of me tried to borrow fire again.

Where can I buy a lighter in this deep forest?
Besides, these mercenaries live on the edge of a knife, and they never know when they will die. They live for the moment and spend most of the money they earn immediately.

In other words, most of their lighters are collector's items that cost a lot of money!
All in all, the captain suffered a huge loss this time.

Under the silent gaze, Hu Ming and his companion walked confidently across the last road and arrived at the villa in the mountains.

"Well, I was thinking, as thieves, we should be more professional, right?"

Hu Ming looked at the waiter who was passing by the door and staring at them blankly, and pinched his chin thoughtfully.

"What do you want to do now?"

The blind man was almost numb. This was completely different from what he knew about embedding and burglary.

"Of course, we should do what we should do after being discovered!"

Hu Ming said as a matter of course.

Under the bewildered gazes of the blind man and the surrounding mercenaries, and the confused gaze of the waiter, Hu Ming stepped forward, waved his hand, and lightly pressed his thumb on the waiter's carotid artery.

"Nima's..."

Everything went dark before the waiter's eyes, and before he passed out, he used all his strength to raise his middle finger towards Hu Ming, greeting the visitor according to international etiquette.

"Damn it..."

The mercenaries' faces all darkened. They had been in this business for so many years, but they had never seen such an arrogant intruder!