Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 85 Three Pigs
"Ah~ Hahaha!"

The clown holding the turntable suddenly started laughing wildly, and then turned the turntable as fast as he was crazy.

Soon, the turntable accelerated to an unrecognizable high-speed state.

But in the end the turntable also stopped.

"Little Red Riding Hood? It's a good story."

Looking at the options stopped on the pointer, the fairy tale prince smiled and flicked his fingers.

"Then let's start the game~"

A little ripple spread in the air, and the blood-colored castle suddenly swelled, and the black lacquered gate opened like a big mouth, directly swallowing Xu Yuan with cold eyes.

……

Cold and shaking!
After a little trance, Xu Yuan found himself locked in a cage.

The cage was placed on a carriage, and the two men driving the carriage were talking and laughing there.

"Haha, I'm so lucky. If I catch such a big wolf, I'll be able to sell it for a lot of money."

It was the driver who was driving the car who was speaking, and he glanced at Xu Yuan in the cage, his eyes shone with excitement.

"My opinion is to kill it, this guy's size is extraordinary, if we let him run away, we will all die."

Another bearded man with a shotgun on his back looked at Xu Yuan with cold eyes and said in a deep voice.

"Haha, Brother Daniel, it's just a caged animal, what are you afraid of?"

The driver turned his head with a big laugh and didn't care.

At this moment, a large paw covered with long hair suddenly stretched out and snapped his neck with a click.

"Beast? Are you talking about me?"

Seeing the coachman whose corpse gradually melted into pulp, Xu Yuan turned his gaze to the hunter beside him.

At this point, the hunter had picked up the gun and stared at him with fear.

"Don't put a gun to my head..."

The black shadow flickered, and the ferocious figure of the shadow substitute emerged from behind the hunter, and the claws that turned into sharp blades pierced the hunter's chest directly.

Hiss!

Like melted wax, the hunted hunter also turned into puree and dissipated into the air.

Squeak!

Raising his hands, he pulled away the goose egg-thick fence, Xu Yuan walked out of the cage, and looked down at his body.

Long gray hair, strong muscles, claws as sharp as knives, and wild burlap shorts.

Strong and wild.

At this time, Xu Yuan looked full of beastliness.

"I'm playing the big bad wolf?"

He raised his hand and touched his ears, which turned into a long mouth and a mouth full of fangs.

Xu Yuan frowned slightly.

"This guy... how did he do it?"

Xu Yuan has seen many strange things that can kill people, and it is not without strange things that make people twisted and weird.

But like the fairy tale prince, it can turn people into another species.

To be honest, Xu Yuan had never seen it before.

【Om! 】

At this time, Xu Yuan felt a shock in his trouser pocket, and he found that his mobile phone had entered the game with him.

[Special mission: I, Tai Gray Wolf, eat, eat, eat! 】

[Mission Description: As a forest hunter, you are at the top of the food chain, but you lost to a little girl with a red cloak and hat. You feel ashamed, and you decide to take revenge! 】

[Task requirements: Kill Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma. 】

[Mission failed: death. 】

[Hint: Be careful with hunters. 】

"Me? The Big Bad Wolf? Eat Little Red Riding Hood? Are you kidding me?"

Looking at the notification on the phone, Xu Yuan felt speechless the most.

It's okay to turn into a big bad wolf.

And let him eat Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother, which is too frustrating.

Although he has now become this virtue, but let him eat people, he still can't pass the test in his heart.

"Ah, I didn't expect you to be able to escape like this. You deserve to be the strongest fighting genius in this generation of the Wolf Clan."

While he was thinking, a childish voice suddenly came, which made Xu Yuan suddenly feel a chill.

He turned his head and found a blond girl wearing a red hooded cloak who had come behind him at some point.

The girl was petite and fair-skinned, with a very cute appearance.

But don't know why.

Seeing this little guy, Xu Yuan's sixth sense kept reminding him.

This little guy in front of me... is very dangerous!

【You were hit by Little Red Riding Hood's Gatling, you were seriously injured, your head was chopped off by Little Red Riding Hood with a bloody battle ax, and you died. 】

The reminder of Future Vision suddenly popped up, causing Xu Yuan's expression to change. He looked up and found the hooded girl in front of him, who was pulling out a big stick from the basket on her arm.

"Sure enough... it's better to kill."

Lifting the six-tube Gatling with ease, Little Red Riding Hood's eyes lit up with blood, and the trigger of Gatling was suddenly tightened in his hand.

Buzz!
With the rotation of the electric motor, Gatling's muzzle sprayed a half-meter-long gunfire.

Da da da!
Chu Chu Chu!
The long chain of bullets formed a whip of death and lashed towards Xu Yuan who was fleeing rapidly.

The large-caliber bullets, the wood chips of the forest, and the leaves fluttering.

[You run to the right, you are hit. 】

[You run forward, you are hit. 】

[When you were running, your body was too high, and you were hit. 】

[You didn't jump up, you were hit. 】

"Fuck!"

According to the future vision, Xu Yuan, who kept jumping up and down to avoid bullets, felt like a monkey being teased, and his heart was full of anger.

But he knew that the strong wind carried by the bullets had made several holes in his body.

If you fight against this unscientific Little Red Riding Hood, he will definitely die.

So he can only dodge the bullet while staying away from this terrible girl.

By transforming into a werewolf, he has strengthened a lot of physique.

It took him a full hour to escape the hail of bullets from Little Red Riding Hood.

Came to a very deep forest.

He sat down on the ground, panting heavily.

"!!"

After breathing for a while, Xu Yuan felt his physical strength finally recovered.

Little Red Riding Hood is so difficult to deal with, and it seems that her grandma is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

The game mission that the fairy prince came up with is full of pit fathers.

A good fairy tale is forced to change the devil into this virtue.

It's a completely ruined childhood attitude.

"Hey! Since you want to play, I'll play enough with you!"

Licking the bullet wound on his arm, Xu Yuan's eyes shone coldly.

It's not a problem that the story is changed by magic.

Anyway, his physical strength is not limited.

Next, all he has to do is to explore the world.

Get more things that will make him stronger.

Sniffing, Xu Yuan smelled the stench of beasts wafting in the air.

The smell is a little familiar.

It's very similar to the smell of his pigsty in the countryside.

"Is it a pig?"

Smelling this smell, Xu Yuan stood up, touched his gurgling stomach, and stuck out his tongue to lick his fangs.

"Then try the pork first."

Following the direction of the smell, Xu Yuan walked quickly through the woods.

soon.

He found the source of the odor.

It was a hut made of thatched grass. At the door of the hut, a pig-headed man over two meters tall was holding a butcher knife about half a meter long...

"..."

Xu Yuan watched this scene with twitching eyes, and he found a problem.

It seems to be in this world.

Werewolves... are at the bottom of the food chain.

"Humph! Humph! The smell of dogs!"

The pig-headed man who was chopping meat suddenly stopped what he was doing and turned around.

It twitched its huge nose, and its small dark eyes shone with a bloody light.

"Fresh dog!"

Holding the butcher's knife, the pig-headed man took heavy steps, like an out-of-control armored car, and rushed towards Xu Yuan's direction.

"Fresh!"

Facing the pig-headed man rushing towards him with astonishing momentum, Xu Yuan's expression didn't change at all.

But the dark shadow under his feet spread like lightning and connected to the feet of the pig-headed man.

The pig-headed man who was running did not find it, and a dark figure appeared from behind it like a ghost.

This pitch-black figure held a pitch-black sickle, hooked it around its neck, and pulled it hard.

A huge pig's head rolled into the sky and landed heavily on the ground.

"What, what?"

The last picture that the pig-headed man saw was a corpse lying on the ground with blood spurting from the neck.

And an image of a gray-haired werewolf walking up to it.

The werewolf's eyes were very special.

No fear, no madness, no despair.

Some are only calm and wise that the creatures in this world do not have.

【Om! 】

[You kill the pig boss among the three little pigs, and you get the curse item: the pig butcher's head]

[Head of a pig butcher, star rating: ★, attributes: Juli Ⅱ, thirsty blood Ⅱ]

[Explanation: "Why can that dog kill me? This is unscientific!"]

[Side quest: The revenge of the pig-headed man, activate! 】

[Task description: The three pig-headed brothers are brothers and sisters. The second and third children know that you killed the boss. They will come to you soon and avenge the elder brother! 】

[Task requirements: Kill the second and third pigs. 】

[Mission reward: 3 year lifespan. 】

[Punishment for failure: The second pig and the third pig will use your head to pay homage to their elder brother. 】

"Three little pigs? That's ridiculous!"

Seeing Boss Pig's muscular corpse and his shrunken fist-sized head, Xu Yuan was silent for a moment, raised his hand to pick it up, and hung it on his belt.

A strange aura gushed out from the pig head pendant and merged into Xu Yuan's body.

His muscles suddenly swelled, and a thirst for blood rose in his heart.

"hiss!"

Taking a long breath, suppressing this inexplicable emotion, Xu Yuan casually punched the trees around him.

boom!
The bark burst, and Xu Yuan's fist sank directly into the trunk.

"The strength has increased by at least 40.00%, very good!"

Pulling his fist out of the tree trunk, Xu Yuan nodded in satisfaction.

The head of this pig boss, the added attributes are really not low.

Now Xu Yuan is looking forward to what benefits the other two pig-headed brothers can bring him.

Yes.

Facing the upcoming revenge, Xu Yuan not only did not panic at all, but looked forward to it.

He felt like he had found the real way to play the game.

Obtain enhanced props by clearing the side plots hidden in the game story.

Strengthen yourself and challenge Little Red Riding Hood.

"Familiar smell..."

Withdrawing the shadow double, Xu Yuan sniffled again.

Having obtained the identity of a werewolf, not only has his physique been strengthened, but his sense of smell has also become extremely sensitive.

He was able to clearly capture the special smell wafting in the air.

"Is it still a pig?"

Smelling this smell, Xu Yuan got up and set off.

He prefers to be proactive rather than counter-attacking.

He wants to see what kind of strength this second pig brother has.

Nose twitching.

Move your feet.

Xu Yuan kept approaching the target according to the guidance of his sense of smell.

Feel the increasingly strong odor.

He knew that the goal was very close.

click!
A crisp sound came from under his feet, which startled Xu Yuan.

Without thinking, he curled up and summoned the shadow double from the shadow to block him.

boom!
The deafening explosion sounded, and the fire suddenly rose.

In a scorched black pit, the shadow doubles whose hands were turned into shields were blown to pieces.

But Xu Yuan behind it did not suffer any harm.

"Mine? Can you talk more?"

After rolling over and standing up from the ground, Xu Yuan looked at the big hole in the ground, and the wolf's face was dark.

First the butcher pig, and now a mine-laying pig for him.

This Nima has evolved directly from cold weapons to hot weapons.

Isn't the third pig going to be equipped with Iron Man armor to fuck himself?
"Fuck! If that's the case, then I can only hang up!"

Taking a deep breath, Xu Yuan stopped restraining himself, and the shadow under his feet was like thick ink, spreading rapidly, and spread thousands of meters away in an instant.

"Got you!"

Through the perception of ghosts and creatures, Xu Yuan soon discovered that there was a solid wooden house a thousand meters away. Inside the wooden house, a sturdy pig-headed man was driving a large-caliber sniper rifle, aiming in his direction.

"Hey!"

Realizing this, Xu Yuan grinned, revealing his fangs.

next second.

His figure flashed, and he had already appeared in the cabin.

Shadow double - swap.

As long as the shadow double can appear, he can teleport at any time.

"Ok?"

The appearance of Xu Yuan disturbed the air flow in the room, and shocked the heart of Zhu Er who was squatting on guard.

It just wanted to do something.

A sharp claw pierced out from behind, directly piercing through his heart.

"Humph! Humph! The old and the third will avenge me!"

With blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, Er Zhu turned his head with all his might, looking at the werewolf behind him with a ferocious expression.

Anger, unwillingness and fear, its pig face was twisted out of shape.

"Oh."

With a twist of his wrist, he pulled it out from Zhu Er Er's chest, Xu Yuan looked silent.

"Even if he doesn't come, I will find him."

Shaking off the blood on the paw, Xu Yuan watched the second pig gradually shrink into a bright eyeball, and raised his hand to pick it up.

[The eyes of the pig hunter, star rating: ★, attributes: insight Ⅱ, cunning Ⅱ]

[Explanation: "I am the thinnest among my brothers, but my strength is not weak! Don't underestimate me!"]

"Pig's eyes, what will the third child give me?"

Xu Yuan checked the attributes of this eye, and hung this eye on his belt.

He began to scavenge at the second pig's house.

Different from the house of the eldest pig, the house of the second pig is very tidy.

The whole house was filled with the smell of blood and iron.

Firearms, bullets, grenades, sabers.

these fierce weapons,
Exudes a charming gun oil smell.

"Hey! Cheaper for me."

Looking at the weapons all over the wall, Xu Yuan naturally wouldn't let them go.

He rummaged through the boxes to find all kinds of weapons and clothing, and equipped them on his body.

soon.

Xu Yuan replaced the shotgun with a new set of outfits.

At this time, he was armed to the teeth.

The whole body is filled with the smell of iron-blooded violence.

"Then let's go."

Feeling the heavy equipment all over his body, Xu Yuan felt a sense of security in his heart.

He licked his lips, sniffed the smell in the air, and walked towards the last pig brother.

Following the smell, Xu Yuan found that the nearby forest began to change.

Trees become twisted.

The earth became dark.

A strange stench began to appear in the air.

Even the sky began to form a trace of thick clouds.

"Not right..."

He stopped and looked at the shadowy shadow of a castle in the distance.

Xu Yuan silently took out Barrett and put it on his shoulder.

Putting the [-]x mirror on the eyes, the appearance of the castle in the distance quickly appeared in the line of sight.

It was a castle stacked with black boulders.

Countless disgusting and strange runes were drawn on the castle with dark red blood.

One by one wolf-head skeletons are decorated above the castle, and under the skeletons are horror flags made of wolf skins.

Through the window of the castle, you can see that there are pale figures wandering in the castle.

These figures are ethereal and illusory.

The faces of the wolves were numb, as if they were dominated by some kind of existence.

These are impressively the souls of a werewolf!
Just as Xu Yuan saw the souls of these werewolves.

These werewolf souls also seemed to feel something, and looked back at him at the same time.

next second.

These werewolves invariably howled up to the sky and issued a piercing alarm.

"I smell a werewolf!"

The rough voice sounded at the same time, even though it was so far apart, Xu Yuan could hear it clearly.

He saw a picture of a giant pig-headed man about three meters tall, stepping up into the sky on a blanket and flying towards him.

"..."

Good guy!
Go straight from tech to magic.

Xu Yuan did not expect the career change of the third pig.

But it was unexpected.

The attack still has to be attacked.

boom!
The trigger was pulled, and a huge bullet broke through the barrel of the gun and shot towards the sky.

The huge kinetic energy made this large-caliber bullet leave a transparent spiral pattern in the air.

He flew over thirty meters away from the third pig.

"..."

Discovering this, Xu Yuan silently threw Barrett aside.

He did not have serious shooting training, and his marksmanship went to his grandmother's house.

"Sure enough, you still have to rely on yourself."

Just throw away most of the useless firearms and ammunition, leaving only sand eagles, grenades and bullets.

Xu Yuan, who lost most of his burden, stretched his shoulders.

Reflexively rushed in the direction of the third pig.

with his charge.

The shadow under his feet is also spreading.

Threads of blood light lit up in his veins at the same time.

Face this magic version of the third pig.

Xu Yuan directly chose full firepower.

……

　Thank you for the two monthly tickets!

　　Thank you Reminiscence for the monthly pass!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)