Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 99 Exam
"is teacher!"

Seeing Xu Yuan's appearance, the weirdness in the classroom seemed to have seen some scourge, and they all showed horrified expressions.

With their screams, their bodies continuously become illusory, as if they are about to escape into the void in the next second and disappear without a trace.

"I saw you, whoever dares to run now is skipping class."

Seeing these strange changes, Xu Yuan just said such a sentence lightly.

Just such a sentence made everything weird, as if it had been fixed, and the body regained its solidity again.

"Sure enough... In this old campus, teachers also have certain authority, but if you want to exercise this authority, you must meet the corresponding rules."

Xu Yuan recalled the hints he saw through the future vision, as well as these weird performances just now.

Confirmed some rules for this classroom.

The first point is that, as a teacher, if he wants to exercise his authority as a teacher, he must at least see the weirdness and make sure that they have done something to disrupt the classroom.

The second point is that he must express himself before the other party disappears completely.

What other rules are there, it's unclear.

He will try slowly.

Looking at these Weirds who were sitting there lifeless, Xu Yuan raised his palm and waved to Weird who was holding scissors.

"Okay, hand in the scissors, I'll confiscate them."

"If the teacher wants this, he has to play games with us."

Wei Wei holding the scissors is the Wei Wei with glasses sitting in the front row. He pushed his eyes and held the scissors, and said calmly.

[You refused the request to play the game, you violated the rules of the old school, you died. 】

"..."

Xu Yuan, who wanted to refuse at first, restrained the impulse when he saw the reminder from Future Vision.

He looked at the strange boy with eyes and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Things like playing games are not suitable for the identity of a teacher, but when you are nervous about studying, it's good to relax with everyone, so come on."

Pressing down on the window frame that no longer had a window, Xu Yuan jumped in from the outside.

He had just looked at it with his future vision, and at the same time he promised to play the game, the rule of jumping through the window and dying in the classroom had disappeared from him.

"Teacher, you are really lively. This is the first time I have seen a teacher enter the classroom through the window."

The glasses looked at Xu Yuan strangely, and the smile on his face was a little stiff.

"Ah~ There's nothing I can do about it. After all, there's a crazy man with a murder weapon waiting for the teacher at the gate. The teacher still has to pay attention to safety."

Xu Yuan also smiled, but his smile was very cold.

The weirdness in front of him is digging holes in every sentence.

It's not a good thing to see at a glance.

The reason why he called himself in was because of his calculations.

As for what calculation is.

Naturally, this so-called game was used to deal with him.

But now Xu Yuan has seen everything.

The rules of his game have been clearly seen by him.

"Teacher, you really know how to joke. How can there be such a person in the school?"

The weird expression on the glasses was very natural, as if he really didn't know that there was a downed ghost hidden in the mirror at the door.

In Xu Yuan's future vision reminder.

This kid is one of the black hands involved in sealing Li Tongsheng's dangerous and weirdness in the mirror.

"Oh, maybe."

Xu Yuan came to the podium naturally, walked into the podium with both hands, and said with a smile.

"Since everyone wants to play games, let me arrange what games to play."

"Wait a minute, teacher, we only play drumming and passing flowers here, and we can't change the game casually."

The weird glasses didn't wait for Xu Yuan to say what he was playing, so he interrupted.

"Are you a teacher or am I a teacher?"

Xu Yuan didn't answer, but asked back.

"……You are"

The glasses sighed strangely and said in a deep voice.

"Since I am, then I will play whatever I say."

Xu Yuan stretched out his palm strangely to the glasses.

"This game I want to play also needs scissors. Give it to me."

"..."

Xu Yuan's words made the glasses' strange face extremely ugly.

It couldn't understand how this teacher, who had never seen it before, knew the rules of the old school so well.

From the very beginning, it has used various ways to induce the teacher, wanting him to make mistakes and touch the punishment of the rules.

But the other party all dealt with it easily and freehand, and with a backhand, it fell into a disadvantageous situation.

"Huh? What are you waiting for? Or, don't you want to play games?"

Xu Yuan beckoned.

"Come on, hurry up and give me the scissors."

"……is teacher."

Although he resisted in his heart, the glasses were strange but keenly aware that his hesitation had attracted the attention of the rules.

If it doesn't hand in the scissors again, it may usher in "punishment" in the next second.

"This is a good boy."

After receiving the scissors, Xu Yuan felt a bone-piercing icy sensation. Xu Yuan seemed to see a picture of a girl cutting herself with the scissors.

At the same time, Xu Yuan felt a pain on the side of his neck, and there was a long and thin wound.

"Um……"

When the wound appeared, Xu Yuan found that the girl whose neck had been cut in his eyes suddenly disappeared.

Then a teenager appeared, + this teenager stabbed himself in the chest with the scissors.

puff!
Blood splattered and the teenager fell.

At the same time, a small wound appeared on Xu Yuan's chest.

However, this wound is much shallower than the neck wound.

the next moment.

Another teenager appeared, this one stabbed himself in the abdomen with scissors.

Simultaneously, a small wound appeared on Xu Yuan's abdomen.

The kind that just broke.

The boy's figure dissipated, and a new one appeared.

This time it is a girl, and she will also use the scissors.

She stabbed herself with the scissors, and then a white mark appeared on Xu Yuan's neck.

There are more and more figures appearing in various ways.

However, these killings fed back from the scissors can't even leave a little white mark on Xu Yuan's body now.

[Your skin has been fully adapted to the attack of Death Resentment Scissors, and your skin self-adaptive enhancement has enhanced the attack resistance of the blade-type curse props. 】

[Your palm feels that your skin has completed the adaptation, and the suppressing ability of the Indestructible Grip is turned on! 】

hiss!
There was a sound like a hot soldering iron pressed against the ice.

The scissors named Death Grudge trembled for a while, let out a scream of a lot of voices mixed together, and then suddenly calmed down.

[Your grip of inextinguishability relies on brutal suppression, causing Death Resentment Scissors to fall into a state of surrender. 】

[You got the cursed item: Death Grudge Scissors]

[Death Resentment Scissors, star rating: ★★, attributes: Resentment Royal Scissors Ⅲ, Master Devourer ⅱ]

[Explanation: This pair of scissors contains a curse, and a whole class of Weird was once cursed by this pair of scissors. 】

Click!Click!
Opening and closing the scissors in his hand, Xu Yuan used the scissors to cut his nails. After testing the sharpness, he nodded in satisfaction.

Put the scissors in the backpack.

"Well... it's too dangerous to play games with scissors. Let's play idiom Solitaire. I'll come first and do whatever I want."

He raised his head, looked at the shocked glasses and smiled strangely, and gestured to him.

"You take it."

"Being a minion for a tiger."

After being silent for a while, Xu Yuan's words were answered strangely with glasses.

"Well, yes, next one."

Nodding his head, Xu Yuan pointed to the next Wei Wei.

"Uh... it's disappointing."

The strange man probably didn't expect things to develop in this way, but he still took it honestly.

"Next person."

"driven to distraction."

"Next person."

"It's imminent."

"Next person."

"Get ahead.

"Next person."

"To the top."

"Next person."

"Quick success."

"Next person."

"..."

……

I have to say that although the weirdness in this class is all weird, there is still some literary quality that should be there.

A series of solitaire down.

Xu Yuan felt very relieved that none of them could be missed.

He waited until the last one, Weird, finished the solitaire, smiled and applauded, encouraging.

"Very good, everyone's performance is really good. We should entertain and teach in this way, and play some games that can increase knowledge, instead of playing games that hurt others and ourselves."

The classroom fell into silence, and all the weird ones looked at the teacher wearing a weird mask on the podium with inexplicable eyes.

They also didn't expect that the teacher who had crushed the monitor forcefully when he first came up, turned out to be such a kind guy.

The way of dealing with problems full of humanity made the vicious and weird people present feel ashamed.

After they feel that they have lost their lives, they continue to degenerate and become less and less bottomless.

They not only lost their human identity, but also gradually lost their human virtues.

But they have been unaware of it, and instead are proud of their cruel behavior.

Constantly hurting the weirdness with the most remaining humanity in the class.

Until today, the mysterious mask teacher gave them a good lesson, and they realized how wrong they were.

"Woooo!"

I don't know it was the classmate who cried first.

This cry was like a fuse, detonating the shame and regret in the hearts of the remaining weirdos.

"Teacher, I was wrong!"

"Sorry, teacher!"

"Teacher, I must change!"

"Teacher, I won't dare again next time!"

Listening to the cries of these weird people, I feel the humanity gradually overflowing from them.

The corners of Xu Yuan's mouth curled up under his mask.

He just used the ability of absolute communication to activate these weird humanity.

Go through this peaceful idiom Solitaire game.

These weird people who have experienced the cruel game of drumming and passing flowers for an unknown period of time have their hearts opened.

Coupled with the absolutely unreasonable human activation function of communication.

Let these weirdos break their defenses on the spot.

[You have been recognized by everyone in the sixth class of the old campus, and you have obtained the status: the head teacher of the sixth class of the first year. 】

【You have completed the mission: Ghost game in the old school district】

[Mission completion: 100%, rewarded with 1 years of lifespan. 】

[You have activated the identity advanced task: our class, No.1! 】

[Mission Description: Here, grades prove everything. You have to lead your class, complete the final exam one day later, and get a ranking. 】

【任务奖励：No.1、10年寿命，获得职位：长明书记。No.2、5年寿命，获得职位：教务主任；No.3、3年寿命，获得职位：教导主任。】

[Punishment for failure: forever bound in the old campus, becoming a cleaner who cleans the toilets. 】

The blood-red font popped out of sight, causing Xu Yuan's face to change.

He didn't expect that he was just playing a game and made himself the head teacher of this class.

This Nima is outrageous.

He just wanted to use absolute communication to fool a few weirdos into his old lair as NPC and soul locust fertilizer.

As a result, the development of things is such a nonsense.

Abruptly gave him a different look.

"If you let me be a teacher, I'll return all the things I learned before."

The original calm disappeared, and all that was left was full of panic.

He is not afraid to let him fight, and he is not unreasonable to let him fight against Weird, but let him be the class teacher for Weiji, and he is required to help Weiwei rank in this class.

He really didn't have any confidence at all.

Who the hell knows what the knowledge of these strange sciences is.

What's even worse is that there is an exam tomorrow.

"Faker..."

Looking at these weird people in the class who gradually exuded the brilliance of humanity, Xu Yuan felt dizzy.

"Cough cough!"

He coughed, and after letting the weirdos focus on himself, he spoke.

"Ahem, tomorrow is the final exam, how are you preparing?"

The classroom, which was originally a happy look, turned into a dead silence as his words fell.

All the weirdness will look at Xu Yuan with a look of fear mixed with resentment at this time.

Xu Yuan was stunned.

What's the situation?
what happened?
I didn't say anything at all?

Feeling the gradually revived resentment from the weird ones, Xu Yuan couldn't help becoming curious.

He was very curious, why these weird things had such a big reaction when he mentioned the final exam.

"Is there any problem? The teacher is new here, and some things are not clear."

When Xu Yuan said this, he used his absolute communication ability.

as his voice spreads.

The resentment in the classroom was slightly suppressed.

At this time, the mature girl who was always targeted spoke strangely.

"Teacher, in the entire Eternal Life, the exam means a trial of ten deaths. Everyone would rather repeat the grade than take the exam, because taking the exam will really kill you."

"Exam is an experience? Uh... There is no problem to a certain extent, but you said that the test will kill people. Can you explain this to me?"

Looking up and seeing that there was only one eye left, a few fingers were broken, and there was hardly a piece of good flesh on his body, Xu Yuan thought for a while, and took out a shard of resentment crystal from his backpack and handed it to her.

"Eat this, it will be better for your body."

……

(End of this chapter)