Weird recovery: This popular science anchor is inhuman

Chapter 246 Damn it!Cheat!
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A cold, low whimpering wind blew out from the darkness, and the thick dust was mixed with a mildewy smell.

The ancient dusty altar, as if still stained with wet blood, was quietly displayed in the deepest part of the ground. In the eerie darkness, the sound of footsteps and noise suddenly came from the passage.

"I said it's not clean here, but you don't believe it. The dust is so heavy. Be careful of respiratory tract infection, which can cause you pneumonia. You, the innocent body after cultivating immortals, can't be cut with a secular scalpel. difficult."

"Pull it down a few times, I am the chief, such a small problem can't get close to me!"

"Hmph, Superman can't stand appendicitis, let alone you, a mere little monk."

"Superman? It's not worth mentioning! I recovered my cultivation, and I even killed Ultraman with a single sword. It's just a superman."

Jin Xinjian grabbed the torch and lit it with a lighter.

The flames suddenly lit up the surroundings.

The dark and dusty altar is gradually revealed under the light of the fire.

The black ancient mottled bloodstains recorded the evil sacrifices that this altar had been used in the past, and the six stone tablets erected on the edge each used some kind of mysterious symbol to record the gods worshiped in the sacrificial ceremony.

The underground rune grooves are interconnected with each other.

Located in the center of the altar, on the towering steps, a square sarcophagus lies quietly on the top, and beside it, the sacrificed idol is a human mouse head, a strange demon like an orc.

"Fuck! I said it was a vampire zombie! Let me guess right!"

Yu Hui quickly took out the camera from his backpack and pressed the record button.

"Brothers, let me show you something good today, a vampire zombie! One must."

"Look at this altar. It has been around for quite some time. In terms of the above, it probably dates back to the Shang and Zhou Dynasties. Look at the mysterious symbols on this altar. These are not ghost symbols. They are all professional characters used by ancient witch spirit sacrifices. , Back then I was not majoring in archaeology, and I didn’t know much about the ancient Nine Continent’s writing, but I was able to understand the general idea.”

As he spoke, he shifted the camera to an altar stone, muttering.

No one here knew what he was talking about.

"I probably translated it, God's blood, you wild dog, wait for me to teach you to enjoy this taste, you should dedicate yourself to me like this! You ugly and humble beast, low rat man, God hates and curses The shadow of your death hangs over you and the reward of evil and sorrow rests upon you."

"..."

Jin Xinjian became more and more wrong the more he heard it. Tianji Pavilion has records of ancient civilizations, and he also knows a little about ancient characters.

These inscriptions don't look like words either.

And what this guy is talking about is nothing, it doesn't seem like a good thing.

"Brother Yu, is your translation accurate?"

"Whether he's right or not, fans can't understand anyway, and they don't know what I'm talking about, trust me and it's over."

"... Awesome, it has to be my brother Yu."

"Fans, they are easy to deceive. Otherwise, how can they use sugar water as a bird's nest to fool fools, and they will still say it's real bird's nest? No brains."

Yu Hui waved his hand nonchalantly.

Some fans can't even tell the difference between bird's nest and sugar water, how can they be expected to recognize these ghostly symbols?That's not bullshit.

It's not about saying what they believe.

"Awesome! Brother Yu, look at me, do you have a chance to do the same as you, and start a live broadcast to swindle money? I think with my identity and my good looks, people will believe that Zishui Wangba is a water arrow turtle." , It’s definitely no problem to cheat some money.”

"You..." Yu Hui took a look at him, shook his head, and nodded again, "No, you are not as handsome as I am, and no one is watching the live broadcast."

Jin Xinjian: "..."

This extremely inflated self-confidence, I am really not as good as him.

"When will you two be serious for a while?"

Yan Yuxuan's voice came from behind.

After entering the altar, Yu Hui casually threw her on the ground, leaning against the wall, he could see the environment on the altar clearly.

"Look at the coffin above the altar. Has the coffin lid moved? Is there anything hidden inside?"

She couldn't move by herself, so she could only remind the two of them to be careful.

The two looked up.

The heavy stone slab on the coffin cover was being pushed, and the coffin cover was about to be pushed away.

"Fuck! Deceitful corpse!"

"Brother Yu, save me. I read the records in ancient witchcraft books. This kind of vampire zombie is not simple. It cannot be hurt by ordinary magic weapons!"

"It doesn't matter, I will make a move."

Yu Hui immediately took out a brick and patted his chest confidently: "It's just a blood-sucking zombie, I'll teach him how to be a human being with a brick."

The voice just fell.

All I could hear was a contemptuous sneer from inside the coffin.

"is it?"

He quickly sat up alone from the coffin, with his back facing everyone.

"Isn't this the broken-hand brother who told us in our room just now and told us to leave the castle quickly? He also lost his left hand. What a pity. One of the two girlfriends is missing, and the fun is lost by half. No wonder he is lying in the coffin. , might as well be dead."

Jin Xinjian could tell the identity of the other party at a glance. This back view and attire were quite different in this kind of place.

"Fortunately, we still have your uncle. We can still live without a girlfriend, and we can do a lot of tricks."

"Brother Yu still had the foresight to rescue the uncle in the temple."

Yu Hui raised his eyebrows triumphantly, "That must be done. The relationship line needs to be cultivated slowly. As long as I swing the hoe well, I will pry Nie Tianxing's corners down sooner or later."

Yan Yuxuan glared at each other, "You're dreaming!"

"Dream? Dreaming is not so troublesome. When you are dreaming, you will have seven or eight children."

"Shameless!"

As for Yu Hui, Yan Yuxuan had nothing to do. His thick skin made her powerless to deal with him at all.

"You two, why bother? This woman is already a useless person, you can deal with it as you like. If you don't dislike it, the four of us have enjoyed this woman first, and then handed it over to me as a sacrifice to the great delirium god. Isn't it beautiful?"

Cang Wu turned his head, showing his mouse face, and smiled wretchedly.

Yan Yuxuan's face darkened immediately, and she gritted her teeth secretly. Now she has no power to resist, and can only leave her fate in their hands.

But the two of them sang together, although they didn't look serious at all, but at least they could be sure that they would not join forces with this rat man.

Who knows, the next moment.

Jin Xinjian readily agreed, "Okay, okay, I'll come first!"

"Nephew! You!!"

"Shut up! You're a villain, no matter how big or small, that's your uncle, how can you let them blaspheme!!" Yu Hui slapped him on the back of the head.

"Friend Daoist Yu..."

Yan Yuxuan's heart warmed up. At critical times, he had to be reliable.

Yu Hui then added: "Your uncle is mine alone now, how can I share it with them!"

"..."

Facts have proved that Yan Yuxuan still thinks too much.

(End of this chapter)