I'm not the underworld

Chapter 347

Under Xiao Yun's flickering, Xiao Luoli let the two of them enter the house.

Looking inside the room, Chen Yifan was also amazed.

There are a bunch of computer mainframes scattered around the room, some of which have been disassembled.

Difficult to pass through the gap on the floor of the living room, Xiao Luoli directly led the two into her bedroom, she was really not at all wary!

However, Xiao Luoli later explained the reason.

Her room is full of cameras. Once the intelligent program determines that a violent incident has occurred, it will call the police as soon as possible and transmit the video to the Internet.

Xiao Luoli's bedroom is just as messy as the living room. A desk and a self-modified supercomputer with three screens occupy most of the space.

The remaining space is also taken up by a bed.

The bed was equally messy, it was a place to sleep after all, and there were no computer accessories strewn about, just crumpled quilts, worn and unworn clothes.

With a glance, Chen Yifan saw the conspicuous blue underwear thrown on the high pile of clothes, as well as various colored underwear spread across every corner of the bed.

A girl's room can be so messy!

It's just... It makes people lose all illusions about girls' rooms!
"Sit!" After entering the room, Xiao Luoli briefly stared at the stunned two people, as if just remembering, pointed at her bed awkwardly, and said to the two.

She is not good at receiving guests.

Since she escaped from the orphanage at the age of 12 and rented this house to support herself, she has never been out of the house until she is 20 years old.

Everything she needs in life depends on the Internet.

In those years, there was no food delivery software, so she also called the restaurant to order food and asked them to deliver the food.

For a computer genius like Xiao Luoli, it is not difficult to get money, at least, it is very simple to maintain the needs of life.

She opened the door in short-sleeved shorts and found that it was already winter outside. To her, it was not a joke, but a fact.

Even now, it was because the air conditioner was broken that she knew it was summer.

At this moment, she tried her best to recall the fragmentary ways of hospitality that she had accidentally seen on the Internet in her mind.

Chen Yifan and Xiao Yun also came back to their senses because of her "sit", looked at each other, and sat down beside the bed with embarrassing expressions.

Chen Yifan put his hand aside as if he had touched something, and turned his head to see that it was a small pink underwear.

Chen Yifan took his hand away like an electric shock, and looked at Xiao Luoli awkwardly, but found that she didn't seem to notice, and turned to get some tea.

As soon as Xiao Luoli left, Chen Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, and murmured: "After seeing her life trajectory, I thought she was a strong person!"

"...he is indeed a "strong man"!"

Seeing the mess in the room, Chen Yifan felt very sad.

He is obsessive-compulsive disorder!

The black tea bag was swirling in the transparent cup, and Xiao Luoli walked in with a tray.

"Please drink!" Xiao Luoli put the tray on the bed next to the two of them, picked up a glass and started to drink.

Xiao Yun obviously couldn't bear it anymore, so he got straight to the point and said, "That's it, cousin, my friend, cousin, has something to ask for your help."

Xiao Luoli froze, lowered her eyes and said, "Please help me..."

So, did you just come here?

Raising her head, Xiao Luoli's embarrassed, shy and polite expression instantly turned expressionless.

"Pay a deposit of 100 million first, and the specific commission depends on the content of the task." Xiao Luoli walked back to the big table, sat on her special swivel chair, raised her legs, and said skillfully.

At this time, he really has some strongman demeanor.

Chen Yifan didn't answer, but just looked at the little girl and frowned.

"You're going to live like this for the rest of your life?"

"Why not?" Xiao Luoli opened her hands, turned the chair around, and said leisurely.

Chen Yifan was silent for a moment, then suddenly stood up and walked towards Xiao Luoli.

"Hey, what do you want to do! Don't forget, in my room..." Just as he was speaking, Chen Yifan had already grabbed her by the armpit and hugged her up.

At this moment, all the electrical appliances in the house were affected by Chen Yifan's extremely powerful yin energy field, and they all failed.

Xiao Luoli struggled: "My computer!"

Chen Yifan threw Xiao Luoli out of the room directly, closed and locked the door.

Xiao Yun was stunned: "What are you doing?"

"I can't see it!" Chen Yifan shook his head.

As he spoke, he began to tidy up the room.

"..." Xiao Yun watched Chen Yifan tidy up the room in a speechless manner, and an absurd thought flashed through his mind.

Is the reason why I am not powerful enough, is it because I am not perverted enough?

Look at Xiao Luoli, this computer genius who stands at the pinnacle of the Chinese hacker world and makes many hackers fearful, actually lives in such a pig's nest and hasn't gone out for eight years.

Look at Chen Yifan, a cultivation genius with unfathomable strength, who cleans up the house if he disagrees with him, just because... he can't stand it!
This is someone else's house after all, it's a girl's house!

"Let me in! Let me in!" Outside the door, Xiao Luoli yelled loudly, knocking on the door non-stop.

"Don't touch my computer!"

"Have you heard, believe it or not, I will find out all eighteen generations of your ancestors!"

"Let your family members answer harassing calls every day!"

Xiao Luoli threatened, but Chen Yifan remained indifferent.

While tidying up the house, he replied: "Eighteen generations of ancestors? Why don't I tell you first!"

"Your father, Xiao Jianguo, is a worthless bastard."

"Your grandfather, Xiao Fuhua, is a shoemaker."

"Your grandpa, Xiao Luoyang, was a playboy. At that time, his family property was robbed, he had no advantages, and became a beggar."

"Your great-grandfather, Xiao Mo, is a county lord who works in the imperial court. He can't be regarded as an upright official, he is a rich old man!"

"you……"

Chen Yifan's operation directly made Xiao Luoli and Xiao Yun calm down, and they listened with gusto, as if what they said was true.

Although Xiao Luoli's father and grandfather are indeed called Xiao Jianguo and Xiao Fuhua.

Xiao Yun was sure that before he mentioned Xiao Luoli to him today, Chen Yifan didn't even know there was such a person as Xiao Luoli, so how could he even know about her eighteen generations of ancestors?
But... I never told him about Xiao Luoli's father and grandfather before!
How did he know?
Xiao Yun fell into deep doubts.

Xiao Luoli was also momentarily stunned by the news from Chen Yifan. When she regained her senses, she continued to knock on the door vigorously: "What nonsense are you talking about? Get out of here, I'm calling the police!"

"It's more or less like this!" Chen Yifan just finished tidying up, looking at the much tidied room and the piles of rubbish, he nodded in satisfaction, and went to open the door.

(End of this chapter)