Ford Tianguan

Huang Tian followed a few empresses to many houses, they were all extremely sad and sentimental.

Huang Tian originally wanted to be able to give blessings as a god of good fortune, but the fact has already been established and cannot be changed. This is a fixed fate, and blessings can only bestow some small favors, and it is impossible to change the fate.

So many living beings, it is true that sufferings are different, and they are all difficult scriptures, which cannot be explained clearly, and the way is not clear.

Therefore, Huang Tian secretly said: "These suffering people, begging for officials is not effective, so they just pray for gods, but if they criticize even petitions for gods, it is superstitious, then they have nothing to be trusted, then they are walking dead .”

"If you say that you can't argue with anger, but as long as you can live and endure more suffering, what is the cost? Anyway, it is already suffering enough."

A sense of humanity arose in Huang Tian's heart, but Huang Tian didn't dare to do anything, because there was a price for telling the truth, and there was a price for doing good deeds.

"Fortunately, East Antarctica is a world of Shinto manifestations. They prayed to the gods, and now they always respond, but the gods do things. Thunder, rain and dew are all God's grace, and they can be effective. They are supernatural. If they can't be effective, we can only blame the believers for not being devout enough. .”

Seeing Xiao Huangtian's eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth wrinkled into a ball, Baili Goddess couldn't help saying: "Where is this, you have become the spirit of bitter melon?"

Huang Tian sighed and said: "I thought God ruled the world, the weather is smooth, the country is prosperous and the people are safe."

"Then you are too ideal." Baili squeezed Huang Tian's small face: "There are differences in life, some people are born enlightened, and some people don't know anything at all. Everyone's cultivation of blessings and virtues is also different. What are our spirits doing?"

"Don't put yourself in the perspective of a mortal. A mortal has lived for a few years, but in a hurry. You need to look at it from the perspective of Tao. A hundred years is just a snap of your fingers."

Although it is cruel to say, there is really nothing wrong with it.

The sage does not do anything, and teaches without saying anything.Everything is done without giving up, born without being, doing without relying on it, and accomplishing without living.

It’s no wonder that the first rule of the Shinto Law is not to substitute your own mind for the mind of heaven. Humans have the seven emotions and six desires. If you substitute the mind of heaven indiscriminately, you will always be “I will let the three realms be buried with you” or “If he dares to touch a hair of yours, I will kill everyone in the world."How is that different from the Wild Continent?
Huang Tian gradually realized the essence of humanity, and a circle of wisdom light protruded from the back of his head, which made all the goddesses gasp in amazement: "Little Huangtian, you are quite enlightened!"

"Then do you have a flash of inspiration to find a common characteristic or other clues from these people's homes, so we can integrate these and lead the snake out of the hole." Pomegranate Goddess poked Huang Tian's ear.

"We have to visit the surrounding areas to investigate this. We can ask if there are any ancestors enshrined in their homes, or household gods and the like."

Household gods are well gods, kitchen gods, door gods, etc. Although these gods are clones, they also need to guard the mansion conscientiously. Whether it is the poor, the rich, or even the family of cultivators in the spiritual realm, they will enshrine these house god.

"You're right." The mother-in-law said, "Even in sleep, there are many dream creatures. Their perspective is higher, and they can see things that ordinary people can't see or discover."

At present, several gods are visiting around, Huang Tian is familiar with the land of the four urban areas, the land in the urban area is from the eighth grade, the land master took Huang Tian to visit before, and the first one to visit was the land in the DC area.

The name of this land is Wang Yixue. It was originally a private school teacher. Because he taught and educated people, he enlightened three thousand disciples.

Now that Huang Tian came, Wang Yixue was very kind: "Little Huangtian is here! Come and have tea, Xiao Li has been transferred to Taowu Town, Xiangren Mansion for a while, and the situation is okay, alas, Taowu Town is a good place The place has clear mountains and beautiful waters. When I was young, I went to Taoshan to participate in a poetry meeting when I was studying abroad."

Huang Tian was very moved when he heard him asking about the land master's situation, and replied: "Taowu Town is really good, and Grandpa is also doing well there. I've gone to see it, and I'm really sorry for your concern."

"Xiao Li has been in Qingxuan Village for more than 30 years. I am an old acquaintance with him. I have been in office for 50 years, and I will be transferred to another place after [-] years. Luckily, he became a mountain god all of a sudden and won favor."

Huang Tian heard that he was asking if there was a way for him to get promoted and raise his salary, and he was immediately amused: "Grandpa Wang, don't worry, I have a case here, if it can be solved, maybe I can get a share of the credit. "

Immediately, he spoke about the case of the child's disappearance.

Wang Yixue frowned, and took out his life register to check: "I'm afraid there will be more bad luck than good luck."

Then a big yellow dog was called, the big yellow dog was imposing, and there was a bone tag on its neck, which was made of gold.

The land sat down on the big yellow dog and invited Huang Tian, ​​so Huang Tian had no choice but to become smaller.

"There are three kingdoms in the city, they are Sanhua Kingdom, Dongcang Kingdom, and Wulong Kingdom. The land of the Sanhua Empress of Sanhua Kingdom is near the Temple of Agriculture, Dongcang Kingdom is near the countryside outside the city, and the granary of Dongbian County. Oolong Kingdom has the most extensive territory."

Huang Tian nodded. I know this. Before the Sanhua Country was not called the Sanhua Country, it was called the Orange Raccoon Country. Now the Orange Raccoon Country has gone to Qingxuan Village. After the Qixiang pig became Huang Tian's mount, the Orange Raccoon Country The Lord had nothing to do, so he simply went to Qingxuan Village to build a country, and took a few wild raccoon cats as concubines, and re-established the Orange Raccoon Kingdom, and set up a nest in the earth temple as a palace.

However, after the orange raccoon went to Qingxuan Village, there were indeed fewer mice and the like. After all, the orange raccoon is also the god of agriculture, the god of cats and tigers, who specializes in defeating voles. Although he is proud and does not eat mice, all the wild cats under his command are all A good hand at catching mice.

"Cats, cats, dogs, mice, sparrows, etc. are always the first to know about things in the city. I have been friends with the Lord of Oolong for many years, and dogs have the most sensitive noses. If they are good at tracking, they may be able to help solve the case."

Soon they arrived at the Yangshi County Yamen. The county government office was dilapidated and looked in disrepair. There was a kennel at the door with a sign: "There are ferocious dogs inside."

Seeing Wang Yixue knocking on the door, a pure black fine dog came out of it, Huang Tian was very surprised, no wonder it was called Oolong Kingdom, its shape did look a bit like a dragon.

I saw that Wulong Kingdom opened his mouth and spoke a human voice: "Why is the Lord of the Land looking for a widow?"

"I came to ask the Lord for help in a case. Everyone knows that the Lord of Oolong is anxious for justice and justice. You are a dog of justice. You are a dog of justice that is rare in a century. Good and evil, assist the county magistrate to solve the case, and be admired by others."

Wang Yixue was a bunch of flatterers when he came up, and even his mount, the big yellow dog, whimpered and flattered him for a while, and his eyes showed admiration.

Calling the Oolong King's unbearable joy, he wagged his tail and said with a slight smile: "It's all a false name, it's all a false name."

Huang Tian secretly said: What a black dog who loves vanity!

Wei Wei thought, isn't that what the dogs in the yamen are like?
Now Chuanyin asked Wang Yixue if he needed to bribe him with the land in the east of the city.

Wang Yixue smiled: "That's the reason why the former ruler of the orange raccoon likes to accept bribes. The ruler of the oolong likes to flatter his name the most. As long as he can flatter, no, it's fine."

When Huang Tian heard this, I'm good at this, so he applied for the battle right now, and only spoke with the skills of meeting in his previous life.

I only heard a few key points, such as talking about spirit, dreaming of ideals, praising merit, talking about achievements, the past is difficult, and the future is glorious. After a set, even Wang Yixue took a pen to record it, and secretly said: "This is the way to get promoted. Dao!"

After talking for a long time, the Oolong King's body is numb and his soul is floating like a fairy.

In the end, he said directly: "Young man is very good at speaking! You are very reasonable, and I appreciate you very much. It just so happens that my Oolong Kingdom is short of a speaker. Although you are not a dog, the owner of this country made an exception and let you be the imperial guard." How are you, Doctor?"

Huang Tian didn't want to be a dog herder, so he politely refused immediately.

The lord of the Oolong Kingdom felt a great pity, but he also assured him: "I will not sit idly by on this matter!"

Immediately he roared, only to see dogs barking in the yards of each household, and then dozens of good dogs appeared in the streets and alleys. They were the dog masters and ministers of the Oolong Kingdom.

There are only yellow dogs, white dogs, spotted dogs, pugs, all kinds of dogs, and their intelligence is not low.

Huang Tian lamented that a dog is still loyal, if the orange raccoon ruled the country, his subordinates would be full of rebels, and he was the last to know about the rebellion by Sanhua.

Thinking of the dog's goodness in his heart, Huang Tian wanted to raise a dog, but after thinking about it for a while, it depends on fate.

The civil and military officials of the Gou Kingdom listened to the orders of the Oolong Lord, and immediately went to the homes of the missing people to kiss and sniff, and even the Oolong Lord himself went out.

"Heaven and earth are boundless, and there are thousands of miles of gods!" I saw that the Lord of Oolong took a sharp breath through his nose, and there were thousands of smells, no matter if it was the smell of a living person or a dead person, or the smell of a god or a monster. Must have its smell.

The Lord of Oolong assists the county magistrate to resolve cases, and he is familiar with such matters.

"Follow me!" The Lord of Oolong ran fast, his waist was as thin as a spring, and his speed was not bad. He could run several feet away in one step or two.

Seeing that he had a clue, Huang Tian quickly notified Baili Tongyun, Bedou Granny, and Pomegranate Goddess.

Several goddesses investigated separately, and they each had their own circles. Among them, Baili was the plum blossom, so most of the inquiries were local plum trees.

The Goddess of Pomegranate has acquired the Tao from the pomegranate flower, so she also asked about the pomegranate tree.

But there are some other plants and trees on the left and right, and they can also ask.

The little monsters also have their own connections, but they are the ones with the best information.

The bedside mother-in-law can enter the dream world and talk to some local dream gods and demon spirits to see if she can get hints from her sleep.

Because many things that are about to happen will have omens in sleep, so-called prophetic dreams, from which you may be able to see things in the future.

The latitude of the dream is reversed and confused, it seems to be higher than the real world, but also seems to be lower than the real world.

Due to the chaotic latitude changes and the distorted perception of space, it is possible to jump out of the original space-time coordinates and occasionally watch what happens in the future.

And the City God also has its own investigation channels, the bridge gods, well gods, road gods, door gods of each house, ancestors of the ancestral hall, and the roof beasts of the roof. They are all gods and beasts. Joys and sorrows, although they don't interfere much, they also have their own ways.

Before that, I didn't really put down my mind to investigate, I really wanted to investigate, there was nothing that could not be investigated.

After all, the city god is the lord of a land, commonly known as the Marquis of Baili, he is basically regarded as the emperor of the land, a local snake, and the Cao family is also related to Haojing of the Great Zhou Dynasty, so they can be regarded as hands-on-eyes.

The Lord of the Oolong Kingdom took Huang Tian and the land in the east of the city around, and soon came to a place, but Huang Tian was very familiar with it, it was near the Town God's Temple in Yangshi.

But it stopped here, and the lord of Oolong said: "I don't think the investigation can go any further. I'm afraid of danger."

At this time, among the statues in the temple, the City God came out directly: "There's a fart! Is this county still depressed? Why did you go around and go to your own house?"

At this time, the three goddesses and aunts also came, and said to the city god, "Okay! Cao Chenghuang, you hide deeper than anyone else!"

Cao Chenghuang frowned: "I definitely did not do this, could it be the ghosts and gods in my temple?"

At present, one by one, they are brought to the court, and there are hundreds of ghosts and spirits in the Temple of the City God, but none of them are suspected, and each has no chance to commit a crime, let alone where to hide the victimized child.

All the gods felt that they had been tricked, but the bedside mother-in-law thought a little bit: "The dream guided me to see this place, and I saw it when I saw it in the dream, and I will not lie. Category?"

The Chenghuang understood: "You mean that the strange tales of the countryside have taken shape."

Goddess Pomegranate also understood at once: "That's right, when the strange tales of the countryside spread to a large scale, they will form a demon god of rules. Back then, there was a strange tale spread in Dongjizhou, which caused many troubles. In the end, it was the empress who broke the strange tale herself. rule."

Huang Tian was curious: "I was born at a young age, so I don't know this kind of worldly affairs, can you talk about it in detail?"

"About 800 years ago, suddenly there was a popular story about coaxing children, probably children don't cry, children don't make trouble, the tiger aunt outside the door eats the toes first, then the ears..."

"Then a child was killed. As long as the child cries at night, the family will use this scare doll, which will attract strange stories to come."

"The doll's fear is always pure and extreme. They can't even distinguish between dreams and reality. Many of them will regard dream memories as real memories, so that they believe in it."

"Take this kind of fear as a kind of power of faith, and it's extremely pure."

Huang Tian understood now: "So it belongs to a kind of rule god? Evil god?"

"That's right. Generally, although this kind of weird talk has some influence, it won't affect reality if it has nothing to rely on. At most, monsters will be born in the underworld, and the dream world." Chenghuang added.

Huang Tian thought to himself, this is similar to the terrifying belief in the Demon God in the Wild Desolate Continent!But it's more refined here.

"The previous ghost story was a cat and tiger god who fell. With the help of ghost story, ghost story itself was achieved, and ghost story was simulated to commit crimes. In the end, it condensed the divinity of evil gods, condensed the true species of Shinto, and continued to expand the influence of ghost stories. At that time, thousands of families, all children Missing toes and ears."

Cao Chenghuang thought carefully for a while: "There seems to be a strange talk recently." After finishing speaking, he looked at Huang Tian: "This matter is still related to you."

Huang Tian quickly disregarded the relationship: "Don't pour dirty water on me! I didn't spread such weird rumors!"

Huang Tian did spread rumors back then, and it was a bad thing he and Nian Youyu did together.

Throwing out dozens of copies of fake exercises, creating visions, and spreading rumors about the birth of Ye Tiandi's heirs, they were almost discovered at the time.

Fortunately, Huang Tian's acting skills are real, revealing clear and stupid eyes.

Hearing what Cao Chenghuang said at this time, he thought he had been exposed, so he jumped a little at the moment, intending to bite the bullet and refuse to admit it even if he was beaten to death.

Cao Chenghuang saw Huang Tian's vigilant expression, as if there was no 300 taels of silver here, so he laughed: "Back then, when you were kidnapped in the God of Cooking Competition, a large number of female cultivators screamed and screamed, and they wanted to provide clues."

"The people who watched the excitement behind spread the word ten to ten, and the more it spread, the more outrageous it was."

"At the beginning, I just said that I saw someone secretly discussing that they would take you away with a sack, and then I said that someone was following you secretly..."

"But it's been rumored that a person came recently, sneaking and stalking children, and taking them away with sacks... Those female cultivators broke down and screamed because the child was stolen... You know, they screamed Mom loves you, my treasure, how can I live without you..."

Huang Tian rubbed his brows with his hand, he couldn't laugh or cry, he was at the peak of popularity at that time, he was more or less a child star idol, he was good at using cuteness to awaken the maternal love of female monks, so he gained a large number of mother fans, it can only be said that it was outrageous, it was Baili Tongyun At that time, the rich woman also bowed to Huang Tian's dejected ecstasy and tilted her head.

I don't want a wave of rumors to ferment after my family was taken away.

"These are relatively common rumors."

"Some outrageous versions were derived later. For example, a demon cultivator came from the city god's spiritual realm. He was a nine-son ghost or something. He specialized in stealing babies to practice magic skills. What kind of yin-yang demon did he want to practice? This kind of magical weapon made people panic at the time!"

"Several versions were derived later, saying that it is not a nine-child demon, but a congenital infant demon, but a demon formed by the resentment of thousands of aborted babies. He is most jealous of newborn children and pregnant women, and will strangle them. Die, causing her to miscarry or something."

"There is also a heart eater who came here. I heard that he is here to participate in the God of Cooking competition, so he caught children to make claypot rice, dug out the heart and liver, and fried it..."

Judge Lu also remembered: "These files are still there, and the rumors were refuted at the time, but it didn't work at all. The more you refute the rumors, the more serious it is. If you don't refute the rumors, it will have little spreading power. The City God has to let nature take its course and stop interfering."

"The devils in these rumors are not good!" Mistress Pomegranate frowned: "Fortunately, the root cause is actually the panic caused by Huang Tian being taken away, and the root cause is still here with little Huang Tian."

Huang Tian looked confused: "The foundation of this kind of weird talk has long been separated from the original deeds, right? The root lies with me, how come I don't feel it at all?"

"For one thing, only one strange story can be born. Although other strange stories are born, they will devour each other and eventually find you, because you are the source, but you have not really been taken away, so their existence is vain Yes, if you are taken away, it becomes an established fact, and even swallows you, then the ghost story will really take shape."

Huang Tian would really thank you, this kind of thing is simply inexplicable.

So the little demons in the mountain disappeared frequently, and even the black water snake was attacked because they participated in this "Huang Tian's captivity" case?
That's right, at that time, not only Huang Tian was taken away alone, but also some other five-element elves, including Zhihua, were all in the image of children, plus the rumors fermented and spread to Yangshi, I'm afraid that such a powerful elf will really be born There are so many ghost stories, so that those with a heart can use the ghost stories to condense divinity, condense rules, and become evil gods.

Huang Tian had no choice but to ask: "Then how did the Empress Songzi decipher the strange talk and kill the evil god?"

"Naturally, it is necessary to break the rules." Pomegranate Goddess said: "First find the root cause, and then decipher its formation logic based on the root cause, so that the ghost story will disappear, and the evil god who has lost the root of the ghost story is not a serious problem, just capture it directly. "

Cao Chenghuang said: "So what do we need to do?"

The rich woman Baili Tongyun said: "Then repeat the scene from before, call more female cultivators, Xiao Huangtian will cook on stage, and we will be in charge of calling mother to love you."

Cao Chenghuang nodded frequently: "This is a good idea. It just so happens that the arena of the God of Cooking Competition on the Food Street has not been demolished. Tourists often experience the God of Cooking Competition, which drives the popularity of the Food Street."

"Originally, I planned to hold a God of Cooking Competition every year, but this year I didn't get any investment. After Ji County is upgraded, we can hold it again. Xiao Huangtian, you have to come to support the scene then!"

Huang Tian secretly said: "Cao Chenghuang, you know how to do business, you can think of such a way to attract popularity."

But he still agreed: "Okay, okay!"

Waiting for the night, the moon is like a hook in the sky, the stars are bustling, but the food street is full of feasting lights at this time.

Cao Chenghuang, Baili Fupo and others attracted a large audience, all of whom were female monks, female goblins, and even female ghosts. Anyway, those with a little higher strength hid and did not show up.

The head chef of the Immortal Kitchen Building was forced to fight Huang Tian in the arena, simulating the scene in the God of Cooking Competition at that time. He was indeed in a daze, but what can he do then?They offered too much, an offer that could not be refused.

Huang Tian changed back to the original three-inch size, extremely cute, but now what he cooks is a pot of clear soup hot pot, with wormwood and Pei Lan added, it's a good thing to drive away evil spirits and avoid plague.

Seeing how cute Huang Tian was, holding a spatula taller than themselves, all the female cultivators below exploded with maternal love: "Huang Tian! Come on! Mom loves you! Ah~~"

Huang Tian saw that there was no program effect for a long time, and the strange talk did not come, so he couldn't help but come up with an idea.

At the moment, I said loudly: "The dish I cook today is called stewing myself in an iron pot!"

After reporting the name of the dish, he jumped into the pot with a plop.