Chapter 341 Stoke City (can be skipped, daily transition)

'A sign of spring?It's not the recovery of everything, but the collapse of Arsenal! '

It seems like a matter of course.

07/08 season.

10/11 season.

13/14 season.

15/16 season.

The invincible arsenal will always lose the chain inexplicably.

Often a few defeats against underdogs lead to the collapse of the entire season. Fortunately, the Gunners will always incarnate at critical moments: the four-maniac.

Nearly seven years.

In terms of the number of massacres of the BIG6 in the Premier League, Arsenal is well-deserved No. 4. They have been bloodbathed by different teams scoring more than [-] goals [-] times. The opponents also include mid-lower teams.

Most of these games take place in the spring.

A well-known commentator once said: "Whether it's hard or not, think about the *Army Liverpool."

In fact, Arsenal fans are even more distressing.

Li Kang's life is very ordinary.

Except for the occasional advertisement, I live a two-point and one-line life every day.

Since Morata and Xhaka fell in love, there have been fewer and fewer playmates who play games together. Li Kang will browse video websites and even consider opening a teaching account like Cross.

Cross's teaching series is: "Teaching You to Be a Ceremonial Midfielder by Hand. "

Forget about your own teaching series.

Of course, the most popular football coach on the video site is Guardiola. His dancing on the sidelines was cut into radio gymnastics by netizens, and it was also accompanied by the BGM of "The Times Are Calling".

The adoptive mother Sofia came to London during the period. After complaining for a while that the cloth shoes she made for her son did not fit, the traditional Castilian lady returned to Barcelona that day.

Li Kang's online social accounts are most closely connected with Haverts and Brandt. The Leverkusen twins really want to come to Arsenal's training base, but they are busy with their studies and cannot get away.

I heard that Kisling, who became an assistant to the sports director after retiring, went to the La Masia youth training camp from time to time, ambitiously trying to copy the signing case of the boss Worrell!

the other side.

Wenger is busy.

The League Cup, which focuses on military training, was abandoned early.

The FA Cup, the Champions League, and the Premier League are fighting on three fronts, and he can't breathe under the weight of things big and small inside and outside the club.

Example: An executive at the club complains privately that the players consume too much drinking water
Even the Arsenal coach had to write a report to refute this kind of shit.

In the entire Premier League, no club head coach is more exhausted than Wenger.

The days passed like this day by day.

Premier League match day is upon us.

Li Kang and his teammates came to "JDZ England" Stoke-on-Trent.

Arsenal will challenge the city of the sky - Stoke City away.

The club was founded in 1863 as a group of railway workers.

In recent years.

In addition to the 6-1 bloodbath of Liverpool in the Premier League, Stoke City also has a famous stalk:
"Peak Barcelona Dream Team Three? They will experience the doomsday on a cold and rainy night in Stoke City!"

The background of this sentence is based on: the average height of the Stoke City team is 1 meters.

What concept?

Among the more than 160 clubs in the five major leagues, Stoke City has maintained the "first height" for nearly 13 years.

Who is No.2?
Leverkusen!

Let's compare the average height of the peak dream three Barcelona?

Last number one for six years!

It wasn't until Barcelona's executives spent 1.5 million in the summer window last year that the average height of the Barcelona team rose to 1 meters.

Look at those keywords again!
Stoke City, cold rainy night
This famous hot stalk once sparked heated discussions on major sports forums.

The fans are wildly assuming: Barcelona will score a few goals in Stoke City.

pity.

The two teams had no chance to play against each other.

Britannia Alloy Stadium.

The crowd was full of people, and the seats were full.

More than 2 spectators shouted wildly.

The mascot - the little hippo, is stretching out his fat hand to say hello to the fans sitting on the treetops.

The terrain of this stadium is very low, and fans who cannot buy tickets will climb to the trees on the high ground outside the stadium to watch the game.

"CTV5! CTV5! Good evening, viewers."

"The 2016/17 Premier League season is now live for you."

"Stoke City vs. Arsenal!"

"Potters vs. Gunners!"

"Arsenal have never beaten Stoke away in the last seven years!"

"Will Wenger be able to break the curse of the away game tonight?"

"Let's wait and see!"

player channel.

Stoke City in this historical period has gradually lost the title of "City in the Sky".

"Li, long time no see!"

A pair of big hands pressed down on the shoulders.

Li Kang looked back and saw that it was Bo Yang.

The former Prince of La Masia. Scored more than 900 goals in the youth team, breaking many records created by Messi when he was a child. He played in the Champions League at the age of 17 and was selected for the Spanish national team. It is simply the beginning of the Long Aotian template in the novel.

At the age of 18, he refused to play for the national team.

At the age of 18, he won the La Liga championship, the King's Cup championship, and the Champions League championship. "Triple Crown".

Not the kind of bench water cooler player.

Goals in the Copa del Rey final, three goals in key battles in the Champions League
Rumor: Barcelona executives originally wanted Libo Yang as the core and sold Messi
It's a pity that Boyang didn't live up to it. After winning everything, he started to use "anxiety" as an excuse to perform poorly at the age of 19.

Barcelona fans certainly want to see: Bo Yang and Messi join hands to create a better future for Barcelona.

pity.

In the game, this guy can't coexist with Messi.

The Barcelona coaching staff racked their brains and had no choice.

Because as long as two people play at the same time, fans will find that this guy and Messi will squeeze each other's running space. Barcelona's offensive rhythm will become very strange.

There was no pleasantries for too long.

Li Kang was not familiar with Bo Yang.

During the La Masia youth training camp, Bo Yang was Long Aotian in front of his peers, and an "anxiety patient" in front of the big brother of the first team.

Anxiety to the point of "thirsty but afraid to drink water".

The referee leads the players from both sides out of the channel.

The radio can't wait to broadcast the main lineup list.

The reaction from the home fans was muted
It is related to the style and ornamental of Stoke City.

For three straight seasons, no game has seen more than 50 percent possession.

All in the Premier League with the fewest shots on goal, the fewest shots on target, the fewest passes completed and the lowest pass success rate.

Regardless of whether you are the Premier League BIG6 or the "big mix" Aston Villa, as long as you meet Stoke City, well, you will create the record for the shortest effective game time in the club's history time and time again.
"Let's introduce you to the starting lineups of both sides."

"Stoke City's formation is 3-4-3! It seems to be influenced by Conte!"

"Goalkeeper: Grant."

"Defenders: Munessa, Indy, Johnson."

"Midfielders: Pieters, Adam, Imbra, Diouf."

"Forwards: Allen, Bojan, Shaqiri!"

“这条锋线最大限度地拉低了斯托克城的平均身高!三位进攻球员的身高分别是:1米68、1米69、1米67!”

"Arsenal's formation is 4-3-3!"

"Goalkeeper:"

"Accompanied by the referee's whistle! The game officially begins!"

(End of this chapter)

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