The evolution of the super god knight
Chapter 91 A Real Eel
Chapter 91 A Real Eel
Unmoved, An Lan continued to eat peanuts and edamame with her head down, seemingly oblivious to the change in Liang Bing's expression.
Nima's!
Liang Bing was extremely annoyed, Queen, my acting skills are so good, if you have long eyes, you have to look back to see what happened, or ask me what's wrong.
"Do not look back!"
Liang Bing could only "remind" An Lan in a low voice.
"I have no intention of turning back."
An Lan peeled the peanuts calmly. I don't even love the Demon Queen Morgana. How many little Karamis will I love?
An Lan could tell the approximate number of people just by the sound of footsteps.Just by listening to each person's heart rate and stride frequency, you can hear the approximate physical fitness of each person.
Atuo, the leader, was not inferior to Thornton, the crocodile god, and the remaining demons in the team were also at the level of second-generation super fighters.
Looks like this is one, or two elite squads.
The corners of Liang Bing's mouth twitched, the blood vessels on his forehead burst out, you are so calm, how should I answer?
Young man juice, this is not how you act.
An Lan noticed the change in Liang Bing's demeanor, so she decided not to continue teasing Liang Bing, and calmly said: "I heard that a dozen people are coming.
You seem to be afraid of them, who are they? "
Seeing the male protagonist's dialogue, Liang Bing pretended to be cute and pitiful, and said "afraidly": "They are good and bad people.
They...they bully men and women and do all sorts of crimes, running rampant in the countryside, even worse than Ximen Qing in "Silver Plum".
My dad owed them a lot of money because of gambling, and the monthly interest alone was tens of thousands of dollars. They said that if they didn't pay back the money, they would sell me to a nightclub.
I... I... I, I became a female publicist because of this incident..."
Speaking of this, Liang Bing has fully entered the play, sobbing and shedding a few beautiful tears, it is really touching and I feel pity.
An Lan was speechless again.
Who the hell wrote the script?It's been 14 years, it's already the information age, and such an old-fashioned script is still used.
However, there was the Phoenix incident in 22 years. It is indeed possible that this kind of thing happened in Tubo in 14. The story is a bit old-fashioned, but it is also reasonable.
Not surprisingly, the next thing that should happen is that Lu Tixia will be crowned as the beauty boxing town in Kansai, and he will travel the world with Sai Jinhua.
An Lan changed her mind and decided to mess up the script written by Liang Bing and control the rhythm in her own hands.
"Do not."
An Lan suddenly raised her head, staring at Liang Bing with both eyes, and said startlingly: "They are demons, the demons of the demon army."
Shocking!
Liang Bing, who was "sobbing" with her head down, was almost choked to death by An Lan's words. How could she be discovered with such a good disguise?
No, it's definitely not the queen's fault. My acting skills are so good, it must be something wrong with Atuo and the others!
"Evil... what is a demon?"
Liang Bing raised his head slightly, looked at An Lan, pretended to be puzzled and asked, highlighting an innocent person.
"It is different from the alien super fighters that appeared in Juxia City some time ago, the alien super fighters from other planets."
An Lan explained, and analyzed extremely "meticulously": "Their target should be me.
I guess, it should be that they intend to pretend to be your creditors, pretend to approach you to relax my vigilance, and then suddenly take me down after they surround me.
Unfortunately, their camouflage was too poor. "
Liang Bing was a little confused, how could he explain it like this?However, there seems to be no problem with this explanation.
After being confused, she became sullen, and the old lady knew that there must be something wrong with A Tuo's acting skills.Now it's all right, a good script can't go on.
"What's wrong with their disguise?"
Liang Bing asked curiously, wanting to know what went wrong.
"Lines."
An Lan lit a cigarette and took a puff, explaining: "A dozen or so people walk together, they must chat about something, otherwise it will look a little weird.
The demon who designed their disguise for them obviously knows this too, but unfortunately, he doesn't understand the earth.
Do you know what their conversations are about?It was the original line spoken by Chen Haonan and the others at the beginning of "Young and Dangerous People in the Jianghu".
Even the accent is from Xiangjiang.
As the saying goes, the strong dragon does not suppress the local snake, and the small gangs entrenched in the village are generally locals.
A group of local people spoke the original lines in the movie "Young and Dangerous" with a Hong Kong accent, and any fool would know there is something wrong. "
Cool ice:? ? ?
Watched the movie in the fastest time, and retrieved the content of the conversation between A Tuo and others on the communication channel just now, and found that the lines, tone, and voice were completely consistent.
A Tuo and the others were not talking at all, but played the original lines in the movie in real time, and he just opened his mouth to lip-sync.
Liang Bing flew into a rage.
Facing Heifeng's communication channel, there was a gust of spurt: "Heifeng, what the hell is in your mind?
To make such a low-level mistake. "
"Queen, I don't want to either."
Heifeng explained quite calmly: "The main reason is that Atoasin and the others' acting skills are too clumsy, I can only ask them to find inspiration from some classic movies.
Who knew they would lip-sync themselves with the original lines.
Queen, you know me well. As a director and screenwriter, what I hate the most are these unscrupulous artists. "
"What's with that accent?" Morgana continued to ask.
"It may be that when they downloaded the movie, they accidentally downloaded the Mandarin version into the Cantonese version."
When Heifeng replied, he deleted the download record in Devil One calmly. In fact, he accidentally downloaded the wrong teaching materials when recommending them.
So this is the most annoying thing about the earth. There are tens of hundreds of languages in places with big farts, and even the orthodox language of Kamigawa has developed dozens of accents here.
Throw the pot, just um, throw the pot.
"Damn it, I'll just..."
Before she could speak halfway, Liang Bing couldn't continue, because she felt her hand was suddenly held by someone else.When he looked up, he realized that it was An Lan.
Quickly scanned the QR code on the desktop with her mobile phone, and transferred a few hundred dollars to the boss, An Lan pulled the ice and ran to the motorcycle beside her.
Liang Bing's wrist was tightly grasped, and she ran along with An Lan at a loss, with a terrified expression on her face, not knowing what An Lan was doing.
"Buzz!"
An Lan quickly straddled the motorcycle, and after starting the motorcycle, she turned her head to look at the dazed Liang Bing with a cigarette in her mouth, and hurriedly said, "Why are you in a daze?
No time to explain, get in the car! "
"oh oh."
Liang Bing, who didn't know why, came back to his senses, as if he had awakened some special attributes, and subconsciously sat sideways on the back seat of the motorcycle according to An Lan's instructions.
Then, like a normal girl, she hugged An Lan's waist tightly with both hands.
The next moment, An Lan kicked off the kickstand, twisted the handle of the motorcycle, and drove away with the cold ice.
A Tuo and other demons who were still walking this way according to the script, looked at the scene in front of them in astonishment, which resembled the scene of fleeing marriage, and were a little at a loss.
what is this?
We haven't gotten close yet, so why did the queen run away with An Lan? The script Heifeng gave didn't say that would happen.
What about the good scene?The director, I reported someone who did not act according to the script.
In Devil No. [-], the third-rate director looked at the scene on the screen and was trembling and emotionally excited.
"What are you still doing? Hurry up!
Chase, but don't catch up. After chasing for a few kilometers, you will be left behind slowly, and then don't chase. "
Heifeng reminded Atuo and the other demons to speak very fast.
What is a talented actor?
Those who don't follow the routine and act according to the script, but are so good that the director can act for him in turn are genius actors.
The third-rate director Hei Feng believed that An Lan was such a talented actor.
An Lan's running away, although the original script could no longer be performed, on the contrary, it gave the whole play an absurd and dramatic sublimation.
Atuo and other demons appointed by Heifeng took off their disguise, spread their demon wings, and chased after the motorcycle.
"what!"
Seeing A Tuo and other demons showing their true faces, Liang Bing exclaimed, buried his face behind An Lan's back, and asked, "Is this a demon?"
I have to say that even if Liang Bing's acting skills are not as good as An Lan's, he can still be called a good actor.Even if the script is torn up, he can still improvise.
"Ah."
An Lan nodded, bent down to reduce the wind resistance, turned the accelerator handle, and accelerated again.
Because of this burst of acceleration, Liang Bing's body could not help but lean towards An Lan. Even though she was sitting on her side, she still had some wonderful physical contact.
It took a long time for An Lan to completely abandon Atuo and other demons. Even so, she still did not slow down, but rushed towards the Hoh Xil No Man's Land.
Seeing that A Tuo and the others were thrown away, Liang Bing asked, "Their target is you, why did you drag me along?"
"Because I am a true love Kun."
An Lan said nonsense seriously: "Kun Kun once said that a real man, a real man, he knows what he wants to do and what direction he wants to work hard.
Maybe it's his career, maybe it's protecting his family, maybe it's the people who love him.
He uses it to make himself strong and capable, and uses various methods to protect others, to protect his own heart, what he likes, and what he likes.
You and I sat there chatting and laughing happily, looking very familiar, they may mistakenly think that you and I have known each other for a long time.
If they take you back and torture you, or take their anger out on you or something, let you get hurt because of me.I think this is my responsibility.
I remember what I said just now, you are the best, and I always like the best, whether it is people or things.
It may seem ridiculous to you, but you are my type and you can take it as love at first sight.
A real eel will never allow the person he likes to be hurt because of his own reasons. "
An Lan's voice was deep and sincere, which highlighted a deep feeling.
(End of this chapter)
Unmoved, An Lan continued to eat peanuts and edamame with her head down, seemingly oblivious to the change in Liang Bing's expression.
Nima's!
Liang Bing was extremely annoyed, Queen, my acting skills are so good, if you have long eyes, you have to look back to see what happened, or ask me what's wrong.
"Do not look back!"
Liang Bing could only "remind" An Lan in a low voice.
"I have no intention of turning back."
An Lan peeled the peanuts calmly. I don't even love the Demon Queen Morgana. How many little Karamis will I love?
An Lan could tell the approximate number of people just by the sound of footsteps.Just by listening to each person's heart rate and stride frequency, you can hear the approximate physical fitness of each person.
Atuo, the leader, was not inferior to Thornton, the crocodile god, and the remaining demons in the team were also at the level of second-generation super fighters.
Looks like this is one, or two elite squads.
The corners of Liang Bing's mouth twitched, the blood vessels on his forehead burst out, you are so calm, how should I answer?
Young man juice, this is not how you act.
An Lan noticed the change in Liang Bing's demeanor, so she decided not to continue teasing Liang Bing, and calmly said: "I heard that a dozen people are coming.
You seem to be afraid of them, who are they? "
Seeing the male protagonist's dialogue, Liang Bing pretended to be cute and pitiful, and said "afraidly": "They are good and bad people.
They...they bully men and women and do all sorts of crimes, running rampant in the countryside, even worse than Ximen Qing in "Silver Plum".
My dad owed them a lot of money because of gambling, and the monthly interest alone was tens of thousands of dollars. They said that if they didn't pay back the money, they would sell me to a nightclub.
I... I... I, I became a female publicist because of this incident..."
Speaking of this, Liang Bing has fully entered the play, sobbing and shedding a few beautiful tears, it is really touching and I feel pity.
An Lan was speechless again.
Who the hell wrote the script?It's been 14 years, it's already the information age, and such an old-fashioned script is still used.
However, there was the Phoenix incident in 22 years. It is indeed possible that this kind of thing happened in Tubo in 14. The story is a bit old-fashioned, but it is also reasonable.
Not surprisingly, the next thing that should happen is that Lu Tixia will be crowned as the beauty boxing town in Kansai, and he will travel the world with Sai Jinhua.
An Lan changed her mind and decided to mess up the script written by Liang Bing and control the rhythm in her own hands.
"Do not."
An Lan suddenly raised her head, staring at Liang Bing with both eyes, and said startlingly: "They are demons, the demons of the demon army."
Shocking!
Liang Bing, who was "sobbing" with her head down, was almost choked to death by An Lan's words. How could she be discovered with such a good disguise?
No, it's definitely not the queen's fault. My acting skills are so good, it must be something wrong with Atuo and the others!
"Evil... what is a demon?"
Liang Bing raised his head slightly, looked at An Lan, pretended to be puzzled and asked, highlighting an innocent person.
"It is different from the alien super fighters that appeared in Juxia City some time ago, the alien super fighters from other planets."
An Lan explained, and analyzed extremely "meticulously": "Their target should be me.
I guess, it should be that they intend to pretend to be your creditors, pretend to approach you to relax my vigilance, and then suddenly take me down after they surround me.
Unfortunately, their camouflage was too poor. "
Liang Bing was a little confused, how could he explain it like this?However, there seems to be no problem with this explanation.
After being confused, she became sullen, and the old lady knew that there must be something wrong with A Tuo's acting skills.Now it's all right, a good script can't go on.
"What's wrong with their disguise?"
Liang Bing asked curiously, wanting to know what went wrong.
"Lines."
An Lan lit a cigarette and took a puff, explaining: "A dozen or so people walk together, they must chat about something, otherwise it will look a little weird.
The demon who designed their disguise for them obviously knows this too, but unfortunately, he doesn't understand the earth.
Do you know what their conversations are about?It was the original line spoken by Chen Haonan and the others at the beginning of "Young and Dangerous People in the Jianghu".
Even the accent is from Xiangjiang.
As the saying goes, the strong dragon does not suppress the local snake, and the small gangs entrenched in the village are generally locals.
A group of local people spoke the original lines in the movie "Young and Dangerous" with a Hong Kong accent, and any fool would know there is something wrong. "
Cool ice:? ? ?
Watched the movie in the fastest time, and retrieved the content of the conversation between A Tuo and others on the communication channel just now, and found that the lines, tone, and voice were completely consistent.
A Tuo and the others were not talking at all, but played the original lines in the movie in real time, and he just opened his mouth to lip-sync.
Liang Bing flew into a rage.
Facing Heifeng's communication channel, there was a gust of spurt: "Heifeng, what the hell is in your mind?
To make such a low-level mistake. "
"Queen, I don't want to either."
Heifeng explained quite calmly: "The main reason is that Atoasin and the others' acting skills are too clumsy, I can only ask them to find inspiration from some classic movies.
Who knew they would lip-sync themselves with the original lines.
Queen, you know me well. As a director and screenwriter, what I hate the most are these unscrupulous artists. "
"What's with that accent?" Morgana continued to ask.
"It may be that when they downloaded the movie, they accidentally downloaded the Mandarin version into the Cantonese version."
When Heifeng replied, he deleted the download record in Devil One calmly. In fact, he accidentally downloaded the wrong teaching materials when recommending them.
So this is the most annoying thing about the earth. There are tens of hundreds of languages in places with big farts, and even the orthodox language of Kamigawa has developed dozens of accents here.
Throw the pot, just um, throw the pot.
"Damn it, I'll just..."
Before she could speak halfway, Liang Bing couldn't continue, because she felt her hand was suddenly held by someone else.When he looked up, he realized that it was An Lan.
Quickly scanned the QR code on the desktop with her mobile phone, and transferred a few hundred dollars to the boss, An Lan pulled the ice and ran to the motorcycle beside her.
Liang Bing's wrist was tightly grasped, and she ran along with An Lan at a loss, with a terrified expression on her face, not knowing what An Lan was doing.
"Buzz!"
An Lan quickly straddled the motorcycle, and after starting the motorcycle, she turned her head to look at the dazed Liang Bing with a cigarette in her mouth, and hurriedly said, "Why are you in a daze?
No time to explain, get in the car! "
"oh oh."
Liang Bing, who didn't know why, came back to his senses, as if he had awakened some special attributes, and subconsciously sat sideways on the back seat of the motorcycle according to An Lan's instructions.
Then, like a normal girl, she hugged An Lan's waist tightly with both hands.
The next moment, An Lan kicked off the kickstand, twisted the handle of the motorcycle, and drove away with the cold ice.
A Tuo and other demons who were still walking this way according to the script, looked at the scene in front of them in astonishment, which resembled the scene of fleeing marriage, and were a little at a loss.
what is this?
We haven't gotten close yet, so why did the queen run away with An Lan? The script Heifeng gave didn't say that would happen.
What about the good scene?The director, I reported someone who did not act according to the script.
In Devil No. [-], the third-rate director looked at the scene on the screen and was trembling and emotionally excited.
"What are you still doing? Hurry up!
Chase, but don't catch up. After chasing for a few kilometers, you will be left behind slowly, and then don't chase. "
Heifeng reminded Atuo and the other demons to speak very fast.
What is a talented actor?
Those who don't follow the routine and act according to the script, but are so good that the director can act for him in turn are genius actors.
The third-rate director Hei Feng believed that An Lan was such a talented actor.
An Lan's running away, although the original script could no longer be performed, on the contrary, it gave the whole play an absurd and dramatic sublimation.
Atuo and other demons appointed by Heifeng took off their disguise, spread their demon wings, and chased after the motorcycle.
"what!"
Seeing A Tuo and other demons showing their true faces, Liang Bing exclaimed, buried his face behind An Lan's back, and asked, "Is this a demon?"
I have to say that even if Liang Bing's acting skills are not as good as An Lan's, he can still be called a good actor.Even if the script is torn up, he can still improvise.
"Ah."
An Lan nodded, bent down to reduce the wind resistance, turned the accelerator handle, and accelerated again.
Because of this burst of acceleration, Liang Bing's body could not help but lean towards An Lan. Even though she was sitting on her side, she still had some wonderful physical contact.
It took a long time for An Lan to completely abandon Atuo and other demons. Even so, she still did not slow down, but rushed towards the Hoh Xil No Man's Land.
Seeing that A Tuo and the others were thrown away, Liang Bing asked, "Their target is you, why did you drag me along?"
"Because I am a true love Kun."
An Lan said nonsense seriously: "Kun Kun once said that a real man, a real man, he knows what he wants to do and what direction he wants to work hard.
Maybe it's his career, maybe it's protecting his family, maybe it's the people who love him.
He uses it to make himself strong and capable, and uses various methods to protect others, to protect his own heart, what he likes, and what he likes.
You and I sat there chatting and laughing happily, looking very familiar, they may mistakenly think that you and I have known each other for a long time.
If they take you back and torture you, or take their anger out on you or something, let you get hurt because of me.I think this is my responsibility.
I remember what I said just now, you are the best, and I always like the best, whether it is people or things.
It may seem ridiculous to you, but you are my type and you can take it as love at first sight.
A real eel will never allow the person he likes to be hurt because of his own reasons. "
An Lan's voice was deep and sincere, which highlighted a deep feeling.
(End of this chapter)
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