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Chapter 1689 No.306: Evening is also a kind of optimism

While enjoying the charming aroma of coffee, we exchanged opinions and discussed details, but we also had to be careful not to be too strong and "blow away" the opponent; (Tom Yam language annotation)
On your birthday, you can wear a birthday blanket and say happy birthday to others; (Far Eastern language annotation)

The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. The mushroom got angry and said, "You have no eyes, go to hell." Then the orange died... Why? Because the mushroom wanted the orange to die, so the orange had to die. (Annotation in Tomyam language)
Why scientists don't trust atoms, because atoms make up everything/they made everything up; (Hong English annotation)
The animal you should not mess with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest; (Tom Yam spoken language annotation)
No matter how quiet you are, Ben is quieter; (Berdean annotation)

What will a butterfly with patterns on its body become when it gets fat? It will become a fat butterfly; (Tom Yam spoken language annotation)

Use "cake" to improve the "atmosphere"; (Far Eastern language annotation)

If you are hungry, go take the subway because there are "gates" there; (Tom Yam annotation)

There was a Tomyam man who didn't eat for several weeks. Guess what happened to him? He died? He practiced Chinese fasting...

"Hey, Rudolph! That's enough! The jokes you found are stinky, rotten, and cold. There is no air tank here. Give me your joke collection!!"

"If you want it, you'll have to come get it yourself."

"What are they doing?"

When the swimming intensity of over 3,000 meters in one breath was achieved, Narita Bairen, who had just returned from the ocean current, saw his two teammates confronting each other, each holding a small book.

"Intellectual training - although I want to say this, as you can see..."

Omer raised his hand to indicate the scene, while also using the Mage's Claw to hand her a sports drink.

"It's just the classic cold joke evaluation illustration seal war has begun again."

Although puns are not the whole of a joke, they are at least an important and main component.

It is also a common choice for people in the Far East to show their sense of humor.

A long time ago, a certain Emperor Tresen was troubled by the fact that his majestic image was too deeply rooted in people's hearts, and tried to use some tricks to make himself more approachable.

The choice she made was obvious.

Cold jokes, only cold jokes!
Puns and jokes are the favorites of the people in the Far East and flow in the blood of every Far Easterner (as Rudolf claims). But at the same time, jokes also need to be practiced (as Rudolf claims).

The emperor, who came from an environment where everyone knows everything, obviously did not have the foundation of cold jokes that he had learned from his surroundings. Rudolf Symbol, who really had to start from scratch like a little kid in a dojo, was naturally very confident and motivated about this - and then!
then……

Then the sparring partner obviously cannot be an ordinary student, after all, the emperor wants to show affinity rather than being crazy. So from the beginning to now, the sparring partners are all in the student union, and the most experienced one among them is obviously the vice president who accompanies the president.

But as we all know, there are only two vice presidents of the Central Student Union, and one of them is a permanent missing person.

——The result of Narita Shirahito’s thorough understanding is to let the air tank move forward with the weight.

Although in the eyes of ordinary people, the lone wolf's crime should be that he burdened the empress with too much government affairs, the fact is quite the opposite: government affairs are a comfort zone that everyone in the student union has long been accustomed to and has become proficient in.

Especially when the president was firing on all cylinders, everyone would raise their hands and shout, "Great, it's emperor mode, we can leave work early!"

But no jokes!
It was a kind of mental torture, enough to make the stern empress's tolerance in this regard deteriorate.

Admittedly, the expression here is a little unclear. Declining tolerance sounds like the sense of humor is getting lower and lower, and the qualities that a sparring partner should have are increasingly lacking. But in fact, this tolerance does not refer to the sense of humor but to patience.

— Stop her! She's about to jump out of the window!
This is roughly the situation on the scene.

And the further you go, the higher the triggering frequency becomes, and in the end, the brave man who dares to confront me is still the unruly man who has challenged the throne time and again in the arena.

Representative Qianming, you are here to participate!
With the heart of a brave man, launch the words into the heart of the Demon of Cold Jokes!
But, such activities.

Nothing to do with lone wolves.

"Ha... Can't you just be quiet when you're at the beach?"

Narita Shirahito drank the sports drink in one gulp, screwed the cap on the bottle and threw it accurately into the trash can a few meters away, then asked casually:

"By the way, trainer, are you finally free now?"

"Let's just forget about it."

Looking at her precise move just now, Omer turned her head and looked at the four horse racing girls who were about to finish the last set of weighted routes not far away, and then looked at the beach where her girlfriends who had come to join in the fun were playing. It seems that there is no intention to come over now, but it is hard to say in the future.

I had seen Miss Xingxiong carrying a few watermelons before, but I couldn't tell whether she was eating them or planning to play the blindfolded watermelon-knocking game on the beach that is popular among people in the Far East.

Miss Chen Huijie even placed a volleyball on the shore, apparently planning to organize a group activity.

But honestly, this is nothing.

Whether no one is looking for him and he has peace and quiet, or everyone is looking for him and he has no time to rest, it does not prevent him from continuing to rely on the power of the monster as a base station to perform beyond-visual-range control of the puppets.

People can never be idle.

Especially when short-term goals have not been achieved, it is impossible to sit idle.

Although he did not find an opportunity to infiltrate and lurk in the enemy's base camp, the hook of alerting the enemy had already been dropped, and now was the critical moment to check the buoy.

But even if this incident had not happened... he has been committed to promoting the development of monster-related industries in the Terra Federation, with the primary goal of reviving the breeding industry, which would still prompt him to let his clones run around.

Although Tianmen City is extremely far away from the mother planet, this distance is nothing because of the effect of the star gate.

Cooperation between each other can also be established.

In particular, the cooperation between Tianmen City and Jiemen District is already close. It can even be said that many residents and workers in these two urban areas have some kind of family or friend relationship.

As a special zone for travelers from both previous and current sessions, and indeed a large-scale zone dominated by alien culture, the trade and cultural exchange channels on both sides were ready-made, and all he needed to do was to replicate the actions of the previous few months:
Run around everywhere, help with matchmaking, and find opportunities to witness more types of monsters and see more research ingenuity and cognitive results.

There are still many things to do, and they are quite energy-consuming. Even with the current inhuman Omer who has broadened the boundaries of his spirit and thinking, he still has to make some trade-offs.

The mental energy must be directed in a certain direction.

Compared to the leisurely and comfortable environment here, your mental focus should of course be on the serious and solemn aspects on the other side.

Without even thinking about it, he decided without hesitation to only participate in some simple activities here that did not require too much brainpower, such as chatting with people and doing some non-serious physical exercise.

"Can you help me put on some sunscreen?"

Right, just like putting sunscreen on someone...?
Wear sunscreen?

who? !

Who is framing me? !

Almost instantly, Omer Linton felt a lot of eyes focused on him, and this was his subconscious thought.

But when he got past this layer of thought and saw clearly that the person who said this was Narita Bairen who had just spoken to him, he subconsciously took a breath of cold air, thinking that he was making a contribution to reducing the carbon emissions of Tianmen City.

Bad.

broken…

Although the other party had a very casual expression and said this in a very casual tone, his stretched ears still revealed some of his thoughts.

It was not only exposed to him, but also to everyone else who was busy with their own things.

Omar felt that the number of eyes on him had decreased by half.

But... this is not worth feeling relaxed and happy about.

Because the removal of gaze is only temporary.

"Guinea Pig-kun~Did you forget to put sunscreen on the horse girl in charge?"

"..."

Feel it...

It seemed that unless he could become a bloodless and tearless service machine, his idea of ​​shifting his mental focus to external investigations would have to be postponed until the evening.