my wife is god catcher

Chapter 163 Money Ability, Iron Shoes Thief
Zhu Ting has never done any business or opened a shop.

He believes that no matter what business he does, it is inevitable that he will lose money, and he will never take this risk.

In fact, there is another more important reason why he doesn't do business, and that is because he has never had the capital to do business, but his nickname is "Boss".

Zhu Ting is a person who knows how to enjoy, and he is very appreciative of everything. The combination of these two reasons makes the flesh on his body increase day by day.

Fat people seem to be blessed. Only a very blessed person can be the boss, so many people call him the boss.

In fact, he is indeed a blessed man.

Although his appearance is not flattering, he has a very beautiful and virtuous wife.

He has never done a serious thing in his life, but he always lives in the most comfortable house, wears the best clothes, and drinks the best wine.

There is another thing he is very proud of - he always thinks that he is lazy than Lu Xiaofeng.

As long as you see him and sit on that large and comfortable grand master's chair, there are very few things in the world that can make him stand up, even a little movement!
Because no matter what he wants to do, he must first "stop" and think about it.

As long as you can think about it, there is nothing in the world that you have to do.

Zhu Ting was thinking very openly now, so he got up from the grand master's chair, turned on the stove in the backyard himself, and then swung the sledgehammer with his shirtless arms in full swing.

Li Jinyu was sitting on the grand master's chair, and Tie Feihua was sitting on the other grand master's chair. The two were sipping tea leisurely and enjoying the afternoon sun.

As for how to get Zhu Ting to stand up?

This is so easy!

A box of glittering, bright, white, and biyingying gold and silver jewelry is in front of you. Anyone who hesitates for even a second is disrespectful to money.

Middle-aged fat people don't need to respect their laziness, but they must respect money.

Although Zhu Ting couldn't save a single penny of this money, the proprietress would carefully hide it.

It is said that if the proprietress hid the money, even Sikong Zaixing and Chu Liuxiang would never find a copper coin, and they would not come to Zhu Ting's house to make a move.

After all, there is a god catcher sitting here!
No matter how famous the two are, they are nothing more than thieves to put it bluntly. When facing the six door gods, their hearts will always be three or four points lower.

Li Jinyu drank the tea made by the proprietress, and said with some pride: "There are many ways to make a lazy person not lazy, and I like the simplest one."

"That's because he's not lazy enough!"

"If he is really a lazy man, how can he have a pair of incomparable skillful hands?
Any kind of skill or knowledge requires countless blood and sweat to achieve something.

The world only sees that Zhu Ting is lazy now, but did he know that he also practiced in winter and summer in summer? "

"I remember that Haitang has the No. [-] village in the world. It recruits all kinds of strange people. Among them is the No. [-] lazy man in the world. Have you visited it?"

"No, I'm afraid I can't help but chop him up!"

"why?"

"That kind of person is a waste of food and a humiliation to all the hard-working people!"

"But he didn't break the law after all."

"That's why I don't look, out of sight, out of mind, just don't hang around in front of my eyes."

"He is already the most lazy person in the world, how could he wander around in front of your eyes, wouldn't he be exhausted to death?"

"It doesn't matter if you die from exhaustion, save food!"

The proprietress Shi Shiran came in, held a small handkerchief between her two fingers, and said with a smile, "I never thought Mr. Li would be so fond of this fat man."

Li Jinyu said: "Everyone who makes money by his own ability deserves to be respected, especially a craftsman like Zhu Ting who is so skilled."

"It is said that Mr. Li can pick up treasures when he goes out."

"It's just rumors in the world. I did pick up a sum of money once, so you don't have to respect me, because picking up money is just luck and has nothing to do with skill."

"Isn't it a great skill to keep the money you picked up? Mr. Li is too modest."

"Well said, well said, with a wife like you, Zhu Ting is ten times better than Lu Xiaofeng!"

Before the words fell, a very unscrupulous voice came from the door: "You big bastard, call me Xiaofeng if you have something to do, and arrange me behind your back when you have nothing to do!"

"Every word I said is the truth. Are you a bachelor better than a man with a wife?"

"Aren't you married too?"

"I've just been promoted to the leader of the young master list. If I just get off the list like this, I will lose face too much."

"Langya Pavilion is real, even a bastard like you can be the leader, why can't I be on the list?"

"If Langya Pavilion released a list of the top ten bastards in Jianghu, you must be in the top three."

"Cut! Do you think you can escape?"

Lu Xiaofeng picked up the tea beside Li Jinyu, drank it down in one gulp, and then turned into a gourd baby.

"puff!"

All the tea was sprayed out!

"You bastard! What does it smell like?"

"I was tired when I was on the road, and my body sweated too much, so I asked the proprietress to add some salt."

"Did you add a little salt?"

"Anyway, I'm drinking normally!"

It's really normal.

Although the strength of Su Ying's medicine has passed, Li Jinyu's tongue is still a little numb, and the taste will be a little heavy for a short time, which lasts for about half a month.

In fact, the proprietress was also surprised, but a box of jewelry was right in front of her eyes, even if Li Jinyu wanted to eat salt pancakes, she would bake them right away without hesitation!
Hesitating for a second is disrespecting money!
Anyway, she didn't eat it!
"What are you here for?"

"Look for Zhu Ting to repair my knife. I got a piece of good stuff recently. Take care of my precious knife."

"Where's the iron catcher?"

"Her sword, take care of it together."

"I am relieved that you are here."

"What? Something happened?"

"I received news that someone wanted something in Zhu Ting's hand, so I came to have a look."

The proprietress said: "Except for two hundred catties of fat, this guy doesn't have a single coin. What is there to worry about? Who is so blind?"

Li Jinyu joked: "Look in the mirror, and you will be able to see the person who doesn't open his eyes!"

Tie Feihua said: "Don't interrupt, Lu Xiaofeng, who the hell wants to take Zhu Ding for something?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It seems to be a picture, it is said that it is related to a Jade Buddha carved by Master Xuanzang."

"Master Xuanzang still has this skill?"

"Anyway, I just heard that Master Xuanzang went to Gaochang Kingdom, had a good talk with the ruler Ju Wentai on Buddhism, and carved a Jade Buddha for him with his own hands."

"Gaochang? Didn't it become the Protectorate of the Western Regions?"

"Yes!"

"Even if there is a real Jade Buddha, it has already arrived in the treasury. You Guoshi Yuance is a disciple of Master Xuanzang. With His Majesty's character, I am afraid it has already been bestowed."

"Anyway, it's the Jade Buddha. When Zhu Ting is done, go ask Zhu Ting. If someone comes in these two days, you should be gentle and let's press for some information."

"can."

The proprietress said disdainfully: "Although our family is not a rich and powerful family, it's not like little thieves come and go when they say it!"

This is true.

As one of the best mechanism masters in the world, Zhu Ting has arranged many powerful mechanisms at home.

If he rushed in rashly, even a master of Lu Xiaofeng's level would suffer a big loss.

It's just that the couple wants to live a normal life after all, so except for some important warehouses, the traps in other places are not turned on, otherwise, if a foot steps on the wrong foot and is shot into a hedgehog by the trap, wouldn't it be a big loss?
After a while, Zhu Ting, who was blackened by the smoke, came over panting, panting, "I'm really exhausted, I haven't done this kind of work for many years."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "No loss! No loss! With the goldfish guarding here, I can keep this fat body."

Zhu Ting rolled his eyes and said, "Seeing you will not meet good things, what trouble did you get into?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's not me, it's you, think about it carefully, have you ever done something like the Jade Buddha?"

Zhu Ting said: "Bah! Come to think of it, I have made no fewer than two hundred Jade Buddhas. Which famous mountain and ancient temple does not have a Buddha statue I made? How could I think of it?"

But Zhu Ting is too lazy, if he can't get the job he wants to do, and his money is tight, he will make a few fake antiques, and dare not say these words in front of Tie Feihua from.

"The Jade Buddha carved by Master Xuanzang."

"Never seen at all!"

"really do not know?"

"I don't like to practice martial arts, and I don't know how to eat fast and chant Buddha. Even the Buddha statue bestowed by the Buddha, I also took the money to sell it. How could I care at all?"

Hearing this, the proprietress gritted her teeth angrily.

They have been married for several years and have no children. The proprietress has worshiped countless gods for this. Zhu Ting speaks like this, no matter how much incense is used, it will be useless!

This bastard!

Li Jinyu said with a smile: "Anyway, I will stay here in the near future, let's see who will come!"

Li Jinyu, Tie Feihua, Lu Xiaofeng, plus Zhu Ting's tricks, even if Tie Zhongtang wanted to rush over and grab him, he would be in a mess!
Everyone enjoyed themselves happily, but the people watching outside felt their livers hurt, and their faces were twitching with anger.

Xuanzang Jade Buddha was made up by him, the purpose is to attract more people to fish in troubled waters, so he took the opportunity to arrest the proprietress and threaten Zhu Ting.

Not for anything else, just for a drawing.

Drawings of the Secret Room of the Hua Family in the south of the Yangtze River.

The secret room was built by Zhu Ting, and there are [-] organs inside. The core is a one-foot-tall Jade Buddha, which is the national treasure of Hanhai Kingdom.

The Hanhai Kingdom is one of the 36 countries in the Western Regions. Everyone believes in Buddhism. If the prince wants to inherit the throne, he needs to observe the Jade Buddha fast for three days before he can ascend the throne.

To put it bluntly, it is the jade seal of the Hanhai Kingdom.

20 years ago, there was great chaos in Han Hai Kingdom. It happened that Hua Ruling, the head of the Hua family, took a caravan to do business, and hit it off with the old king.

Now that the old king has died of illness for three years, several princes are fighting over it. Whoever can get the Jade Buddha will surely win the support of more ministers.

More than ten years ago, this person sneaked into Hua's house to steal the Jade Buddha. Although he was unsuccessful, he committed an evil deed.

He blinded Huamanlou's eyes!
His name is - Iron Shoes Bandit!
(End of this chapter)