my wife is god catcher

Chapter 170 has been imitated, never surpassed
Chu Liuxiang suddenly discovered that her temper was not as good as she imagined.

If possible, he really wanted to tie up Li Jinyu and kick him into the sea.

"do you know?"

"what do you know?"

"I used to think that the biggest bastard in the world was Hu Tiehua, and there was no bigger bastard than him."

"now what?"

"I think there are mountains as high as mountains."

"As expected of my little uncle, what you said is absolutely true. If you look in the mirror now, you will see a big bastard ten times bigger than Hu Tiehua."

Chu Liuxiang stopped talking.

He was afraid that if he continued talking, he would not be able to help but fight Li Jinyu, and then the ship would be lost.

This is not an ordinary three-masted ship. This is Chu Liuxiang's secret base, and it is also his home. It is the home where he and his three confidante have lived for several years.

Li Jinyu stopped talking, but basked in the sun with her eyes squinted, but the straw hat wasn't covering her face.

There is one thing about Chu Liuxiang that Li Jinyu envies very much, and that is his bronze-colored skin.

Li Jinyu didn't like this pretty face. It had gotten a bit rough after welcoming the missions at the frontier, and after going home to raise it for a while, it became more supple.

Martial arts progress, but also beauty!

But I don't want it!

Now it is the fifth month of the lunar calendar, the sun is gradually showing its power, and it is a good day to bask in the sun.

Especially good for sunbathing on the deck.

A beautiful maiden came on deck.

She was wearing a loose and comfortable bright red dress, her hair was loosely rolled up, revealing a pair of crystal clear, slender jade legs, and bare, slender, flawless feet.

The girl walked across the deck lightly, walked to Chu Liuxiang's side, and gently scratched the soles of his feet with her toes.

A sweet and charming smile bloomed on her face, as if all flowers were blooming at this moment.

Chu Liuxiang said helplessly: "Tian'er, can you never be quiet for a while?"

"Yeah! You finally guessed wrong."

The girl is not Song Tian'er, but Li Hongxiu.

Among Chu Liuxiang's three beauties, Song Tian'er is the most lively and Li Hongxiu is the most stable.

In some respects, Li Hongxiu is somewhat similar to Li Jinyu's eldest sister, Wei Chi Mingjing.

Chu Liuxiang now feels that she really wants to take a good swim in the sea to wash away the bad breath on her body.

"Miss Li Hongxiu, for God's sake, why don't you become so mischievous too? With Song Tian'er, my head has grown three times."

"Master Chu Liuxiang, besides Tian'er, can't others be a little naughty?"

"Sit down obediently, bask in the sun with me, and tell me a story. If you want a happy story and a happy ending, there is enough misery in this world."

"I don't want to sit down, I don't want to tell stories, and I don't want to bask in the sun... This damn sun makes people dizzy. I don't understand why you like it?"

Li Hongxiu originally didn't like to bask in the sun, the sun would damage her beauty, but when Li Jinyu boarded the boat, he gave her a bottle of "sunscreen".

The best rouge gouache shop in Jinling, the latest product, can effectively prevent sun protection after application.

In addition to these, Li Jinyu also sent a lot of bottles and cans, and was instantly listed as the most popular guests by the three daughters Li Hongxiu, Su Rongrong, and Song Tianer.

Li Hongxiu put on sunscreen, so it doesn't matter if she basks in the sun. Of course, if you should complain, you still have to complain.

"What's wrong with basking in the sun? If a person can bask in the sun a lot, he won't do mean and shameless things.

No matter who it is, under such a lovely and warm sunshine, they can't come up with bad ideas. "

Li Jinyu added a sentence: "That's because it's not bad enough, I can come up with bad ideas at any time."

Chu Liuxiang said: "What are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking of a person who is very similar to you. That guy is also a vagabond. He likes to meddle in the world and has a lot of love debts."

Li Hongxiu: (〝▼dish▼)
Song Tianer: (`ω)
Su Rongrong: (╬◣д◢)
Chu Liuxiang: ヽ(ー_ー)ノ

"You mean Lu Xiaofeng?"

"it's him."

"What do you want him to do?"

"A few days ago, the two of us quarreled for a while, and I was upset, so I decided to think of an idea to deal with him.

For example, get his lover together, then give him a sap from behind, tie it up and throw it over. "

Chu Liuxiang patted the back of her head when she heard the words, and felt that she should learn the Iron Head Kung Fu, otherwise she might get a sap on the head one day if she walks at night.

Li Hongxiu joked: "I didn't expect Mr. Li to have such a skill, so what should I use?"

Li Jinyu said: "The iron flute in my hand is Zhu Ting, the boss of Miaoshou. It is made of black gold and cold iron. If it is knocked down with a stick, the custodian will be knocked unconscious immediately."

Song Tian'er smiled and said: "Well said, but you will have strength when you are full. Try my craft."

Song Tian'er is from Cantonese, so it was difficult to understand what she said, but Li Jinyu had been to Guangdong, and even had a vest of "Wuyangcheng god catches Chen Jiaju".

Li Jinyu's Cantonese is not standard, but she has no problem understanding Song Tianer's words.

"I have heard for a long time that my little master has hidden a chef, so I must try the chef's handicraft today."

"What else have you heard?"

"I've also heard a lot of anecdotes about my little uncle, but I'm hungry now, so I can't remember."

Chu Liuxiang suddenly felt that she should be at the bottom of the boat, not in the boat, and then...

...he really jumped off!
The reason why Chu Liuxiang jumped into the sea was not because someone wanted to hit his sap, but because a swollen corpse floated from the sea at some time.

The corpse was dressed in expensive brocade clothes, with an emerald snuff bottle hanging around his waist, his dark face was already disfigured by the soak, but Chu Liuxiang recognized him at a glance.

The head of the Tianxing Gang.

"Seven Stars Capture Soul" Zuo Youzheng.

Although the Tianxing Gang is not a famous sect, it is also the number one faction with considerable financial resources, and the head of the gang is assassinated, so it is inevitable to make trouble.

Li Hongxiu said: "The sect that has had grievances with the Tianxing Gang is naturally the Cinnabar Gang. The two were originally considered relatives by marriage, but due to some accidents, they completely fell apart."

Unbuttoning Zuo Youzheng's lapel, he found that he was indeed beaten and killed by the Zhusha Palm of the Zhusha Gang.

If that's all, then going left and right is not a battle in the rivers and lakes, and no one is wronged if he dies.

But since this matter was encountered by Chu Liuxiang, it is absolutely impossible that it was just that. Li Jinyu took the initiative to follow, was it just to taste Song Tianer's cooking skills?

Li Jinyu ate the pigeon made by Song Tian'er, tasted the fine wine that Chu Liuxiang had collected, and watched Chu Liuxiang and Li Hongxiu analyze Zuo Youzheng indifferently.

Chu Liuxiang rolled his eyes: "I said Mr. Li, after seeing this scene, can you still eat?"

Li Jinyu smiled and said: "You may not know that I was born in the army and have been on the battlefield in person. Even if he cut his head in half, I can still eat tofu."

"Don't say such disgusting things!"

Song Tian'er first complained, and then quickly walked into the cabin. What she fears most in her life is the dead!

She was wearing a loose and comfortable dress, but it was light yellow, her skin was not fair, it was a very healthy color, and she obviously liked to bask in the sun.

Waterfall-like black hair, combed two long braids, constantly swinging back and forth, paired with a pair of big black and white eyes, looks charming and playful.

"If no one asks, I can't take the initiative to say these things, don't blame the wrong person."

Chu Liuxiang jumped into the sea again.

This time, it was Ximen Qian who brought him.

"Assassin Scholar" Ximen Qian!

A master of the cinnabar gang, good at cinnabar palms, Zuo Youzheng was killed by him, and he was also killed in the end.

What killed Ximen Qian was his swordsmanship, a pungent, treacherous, vicious and evil swordsmanship. Among the seven great sword schools in Jianghu, the Hainan Sword School is the best at this kind of swordsmanship.

The Seven Great Sword Schools of Jianghu.

Cihang Jingzhai, Emei, Tianshan, Bashan, Kunlun, and Huashan, no matter whether they practice Qi, God or sword, whether they are fast or slow, hard, soft, complex or simple, they all follow the right path.

Only the Hainan Sword School specializes in the art of slanting the sword, and has achieved the ultimate in slanting the sword.

Some special secret swords can only be wielded by physically disabled people, and the more disabled, the stronger their power. All kinds of strange things are simply unimaginable.

Because the swordsmanship is too vicious and vicious, most of the disciples of the Hainan Sword School are vengeful, merciless in their attacks, and never care about exchanging injuries for injuries.

Injury for injury, each cut off an arm, the Hainan Sword School has one-armed swordsmanship, the opponent can only cry and mourn.

Li Jinyu was still eating, Chu Liuxiang and Li Hongxiu were analyzing Ximen Qian, Song Tian'er brought a serving of roasted tofu, and then began to spit on the side of the boat.

Because Chu Liuxiang brought back another corpse.

The Vulture in the Three Swords of Hainan.

His head was chopped in half.

Song Tianer listened to what Li Jinyu said to make that dish of roasted tofu. She deliberately made it funny. She didn't expect to see such a scene. How could she bear it?
With a short mouth, Li Jinyu took out a bottle of medicine and handed it to Song Tian'er: "Take it to make you feel better."

Song Tian'er took the medicine bottle and was about to thank her, but when she thought of that scene, she vomited again.

Li Hongxiu suddenly asked: "Mr. Li, you are a great expert in using knives, do you know who can cut off Lingjiuzi's sword and split his head?"

Li Jinyu pointed to herself: "Me!"

"Except for you?"

"The forces in the Central Plains who are good at using knives are the first to recommend the Taihang 36 Knife Village. I can guarantee that the top ten village owners can cut this knife!"

"What about other than that?"

"The Devil's Sect's 'Ruyi Tianma, Chain Eight Forms', 'Magic Saber Technique', 'Shen Dao Slash', and Dongying Yagyu's 'Killing God One Slash' can also be easily done."

Not only is it easy to do, it's like hitting a mosquito with a cannon, and the vulture is not qualified to suffer such a knife.

There are so many sword masters in the world, even if Li Hongxiu has a lot of knowledge and memorization, he still can't tell who did it.

She didn't need to guess and analyze, because that person had already floated here, the top swordsman in the desert of the Western Regions, "Shadowless Sword" Zamuhe, died a very miserable death.

His whole body was swollen, his hair fell out, and his face was completely changed.

If it wasn't for the silver plaque on his body, engraved with a flying camel with wings, Song Ci's autopsy would not be able to confirm his identity.

"What a powerful poison!"

Li Jinyu said: "Tianyi Shenshui!"

"what?"

"This is Tianyi Shenshui from Shenshui Palace."

"Young Master Li, have you seen him?"

"About five years...six years ago, my eldest sister's master went to the Shenshui Palace to discuss Buddhism and martial arts with the jellyfish Yinji for half a month."

"I don't know which expert it is?"

"Among the three great nuns in the rivers and lakes, the Utan nun."

"It turned out to be this tall man."

"You may not know that Yin Ji, the jellyfish, is very respectful of Buddhism and invites people to give lectures on Buddhism every month. Wuhua, a wonderful monk from Southern Shaolin, has been there several times.

The two discussed Buddhism and martial arts, and there was no winner or loser, so they cherished each other and became friends. Before leaving, Yin Ji, the jellyfish, gave a bottle of Tianyi Shenshui as a gift.

Youtan Shenni never used poison, and felt that my eldest sister was in a treacherous place where danger was everywhere, so she gave it to my eldest sister as a trump card for self-defense. "

Tianyi Shenshui is one of the most powerful poisons in the world.

In essence, it cannot be said to be poison, but the essence refined from water by the jellyfish Yin Ji with her peerless cultivation.

That's not entirely true. It should be the holy water zhenqi of the jellyfish Yin Ji. After combining with water, a special kind of water is formed, which is slightly heavier.

As for the "one drop weighs three hundred barrels", it is purely a misrepresentation by people in the rivers and lakes.

Take the bucket of a water dispenser as an example. A bucket of water is about forty catties, three hundred buckets is 1 catties, and one milliliter is twenty drops. A bottle is at least five or six milliliters, right?

Doesn't that mean that a random disciple of Shenshui Palace can carry more than 100 million catties of things to Dengping to cross the water, but others can't see it at all?

The golden cudgel is only [-] catties!
Are all the Kryptonians in Shenshui Palace?
Even if the Shenshui Palace is all Kryptonians, how can they bear their clothes if they are not fairy robes?
Taking a step back, the Shenshui Palace is a group of Kryptonians wearing fairy clothes and fairy robes. They use Tianyi Shenshui to harm people, and they always put it in the wine to make people drink it.

Adding half a drop of water to a jug of wine weighs several thousand catties, not to mention whether those people have the strength to pick up the jug, so who can't find out?

The real situation is that only one drop of water can be refined from the jellyfish Yin Ji from three hundred barrels of mountain springs.

Li Jinyu didn't know about these things at first, and even planned to enter the Divine Water Palace to steal them.

However, when Luoyang was recovering from his injuries, Yuchi Mingjing was worried about Li Jinyu's safety, so he gave three drops of Tianyi Shenshui and told Youtan Shenni about the past.

Li Jinyu tried to feed the ice silkworm Gu.

Unexpectedly, the Ice Silkworm Gu was not interested, and even showed a "junk food" expression, and He Junqi's Golden Silkworm Gu was also not interested in it.

Perhaps in the world of Gu insects, Tianyi Shenshui is equivalent to industrial alcohol and waste oil!
It's a pity, I originally thought that with the mysterious magic of Tianyi Shenshui, Ice Silkworm Gu could go a step further!

"I've heard about this..."

A soft voice came from the cabin, and a slim figure floated up following the voice.

She wore a soft, voluminous gown that dragged long across the deck, covering her feet.

The setting sun is like fire, reflecting her fluffy hair bun, clear eye waves, and her gentle smile.

Su Rongrong!
The real elder sister among the three girls, although Li Hongxiu was usually in charge, when it came time to make up her mind, it was Su Rongrong, the "Sister Rong", who was more decisive.

She had a cold recently, so she hid in the cabin and didn't go out until she heard "Shenshui Palace".

Su Rongrong has a cousin who is a disciple of Shenshui Palace.

She heard her cousin talk about it.

"Ximenqian killed Zuo Youzheng, Lingjiuzi killed Ximenqian, and Zamuhe killed Lingjiuzi. Who would be the next to die? These people are in the north and south of the world. Who are they? stand up?"

Before Chu Liuxiang finished speaking, half of his questions had been answered, and a corpse floated on the surface of the sea. It was a beautiful woman.

Disciple of Shenshui Palace!
At least judging from the woman's clothing, she is a disciple of Shenshui Palace, and she also has the peerless beauty of a disciple of Shenshui Palace according to the rumors in the world.

Although Shenshui Palace cannot be alone in the world like the original plot, it is also one of the "five parties of the rivers and lakes".

Yin Ji, the jellyfish, has advanced martial arts and is very protective of her weaknesses. If she kills her disciple, isn't she afraid that she will blow him to pieces in a fit of anger?

"The Tianxing Gang, Zhusha Gang, Hainan Sword Sect, Damo Haoxiong, Shenshui Palace, gathered people from all over the world, and then killed them all..."

Chu Liuxiang muttered to himself, he felt a troublesome breath, and also an adventurous breath.

No one in the world can stop him from taking risks. The adventurous gene in his body has been fully awakened.

Of course, Li Jinyu couldn't stop it.

Li Jinyu had already sneaked into the cabin at this time, played a piece of ambush from all sides, and trapped a stunning beauty.

Disciple of Shenshui Palace.

A true disciple of Shenshui Palace.

Yin Ji, the jellyfish, passed on her younger brother Gong Nanyan.

However, according to the hobby of jellyfish Yin Ji, it is better to say that she is a "love concubine" than a direct disciple.

Gong Nanyan came to look for Chu Liuxiang.

When Li Jinyu mentioned Youtan Shenni, her mind was shaken, revealing her aura and her position.

Of course, even if she didn't accidentally expose it, with Li Jinyu's cultivation, she could still fully sense it.

Gong Nanyan tried to escape several times, but no matter how she mobilized her true energy, she could always feel a strange vibration of notes, and was immediately tapped back by Tie Xiao.

Seeing Chu Liuxiang and others coming in, Gong Nanyan stopped making any moves, and just stared at Li Jinyu.

"Girl, how is my skill?"

"Like a midnight ghost, vomit hoarse and mock!"

"Thank you for the compliment, the girl came here uninvited and broke into the house without permission, exactly what Midnight Ghost Li needs to deal with."

"Then what should we do with breaking into a private house and stealing treasures? I, the master who lost the treasure, came to ask the thief to ask for it. Could it be that I am still a bad guest?"

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose when she heard the words: "Miss Leng, I have never been to Shenshui Palace."

"My last name is Leng!"

"So, what should I call you?"

"Just call me Miss Leng!"

"What did I steal from you?"

"Tianyi Shenshui!"

"I never stole."

"Apart from Chu Liuxiang, who else in the Jianghu could steal Tianyi Shenshui from Shenshui Palace?"

Li Jinyu smiled and said: "No, no, if this word reaches someone's ears, I'm afraid our Mr. Chu will not live in peace for the rest of his life."

"Who?"

"'The King of Stealing Kings' Sikong Zhaixing."

"anything else?"

"If I have to make a move, there must be no problem. You should have heard what I said just now. I can ask my sister."

"The leader of the famous young master's list turned out to rely on his sister to do things, and he didn't feel ashamed."

"My father is busy with military affairs, and he doesn't see anyone all day long. My mother doesn't care about family affairs, and almost never cares about them. I was brought up by my sister since I was a child.

In my eyes, my elder sister is like a father and a mother. If a person asks his parents, it will certainly appear that he is not capable, but it must not be said to be a shameful thing. "

"Strong words make sense."

"Besides, if I want Tianyi Shenshui, I can ask my sister for it directly, why bother."

"Then what are you talking about?"

"What I mean is, you can't suspect that Chu Liuxiang did it just because Shenshui Palace lost something."

"But he's a suspect."

"Your way of judging cases, if you go to the Six Gates as a policeman, you will get at least [-] unjust, false and wrongly decided cases every year."

"Your words successfully angered me. Originally, I planned to give Chu Liuxiang two months, but now it's only one month. I must see the result in one month."

"What if you can't see it?"

"I'll use Chu Liuxiang to catch sharks!"

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose helplessly, thinking that the two of you are fighting each other, what does it have to do with me?
"Before fishing sharks, cut off the nose first, his nose-touching action is really annoying!"

Chu Liuxiang felt more and more helpless, he really wanted to continue touching his nose, but finally put down his hand.

Many people have said that Chu Liuxiang's movement of touching her nose is very attractive and very attractive to girls.

This is indeed the truth, Chu Liuxiang's action is very attractive, but it is not Chu Liuxiang's original intention.

Chu Liuxiang's nose has been sick since she was a child, so she often rubs her nose. Later, she passed on Yedi's magical skills and realized a unique skill of using the skin to breathe.

Since Chu Liuxiang didn't need to breathe through his mouth and nose, Chu Liuxiang's lightness kung fu was extraordinary, and he was immune to drugs since then.

What makes people feel even more speechless is that his nose became Schrödinger's nose after he achieved internal strength.

In the face of the drug, it automatically fails, but in the face of Daughter Xiang, it is better than a dog's nose. Others lose a sense, which is a great damage, and only Chu Liuxiang is a gain.

As for the movement of touching the nose, it is a habit developed in childhood. Whenever I feel depressed or embarrassed, or think about a problem, I will subconsciously touch my nose.

Then, this action spread throughout the heavens and worlds, and was imitated by the protagonists from generation to generation!

Has been imitated, never surpassed.

……

"Miss Leng" Gong Nanyan left.

Chu Liuxiang was lying on the deck chair, holding a glass wine glass, which contained high-quality Persian wine.

"She is indeed beautiful, especially that smile. The starlight on the sea seems to have shone on her face, and then quietly fell into the mysterious night."

"After a month, I'm afraid you won't find her beautiful anymore, especially when her sword is pressed against your neck, oh, no, against your nose..."

"She doesn't use a sword."

"What does she use? A kitchen knife?"

"She uses a vegetable bowl."

"Vegetable bowl?"

Chu Liuxiang laughed loudly and said, "If you don't need a vegetable bowl, how can you catch the overturned vinegar jar?"

Li Jinyu smiled and said: "I think my little uncle may have made a mistake. The head of the Shenshui Palace is much more terrifying than the direct disciple of the Shenshui Palace."

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Of course I'm afraid. The last time the vice-heads of our family were angry, I didn't know what to eat for half a month. Now that I think about it, I still have lingering fears."

"The Palace of Vinegar, what a terrifying force!"

"So it's best not to provoke!"

"Can you bear it?"

"Can't you bear it?"

"Hahahahahaha..."

(End of this chapter)