my wife is god catcher

Chapter 251 Once you enter the Zizai Gate, you will sleep alone for life
Li Jinyu never stays in bed.

Even if the sky collapses and the sun and moon go dark, Li Jinyu's biological clock cannot be changed.

But today I can't get up.

His hands and feet were firmly locked, and he fell into a deep ditch, and he couldn't break free no matter what.

Li Jinyu's martial arts are profound and unpredictable, and he has countless powerful cards. Now that he is blocked by the gully, he can only bind his hands, unable to move at all.

I mustered up my strength many times to get up, but I was firmly pressed down by the four mountains, unable to stir up any waves.

In desperation, he could only lie back on the bed obediently, close his eyes and continue to sleep.

"Bah!"

Tie Feihua, who is advanced in martial arts and has a relatively strong body, wakes up first, followed by Su Ying, who is very sensitive to external perception after practicing the formula of longevity.

Looking at Li Jinyu who was full of embarrassment, the two reached out their hands at the same time, twisting the soft flesh on Li Jinyu's waist half a circle.

"Oops! Take it easy, otherwise I might really have to look for that bottle. I really don't know where that thing is now!"

Su Ying said: "Young Master Li knows countless secrets of the world, don't you know where the golden plum bottle is?"

Tie Feihua said: "Aren't you closely related to Langya Pavilion? Why don't you go to Langya Pavilion and ask."

Li Jinyu said: "Then I'm going to be laughed at by Lin Chen? You don't know, that guy Lin Chen is full of bad water, and he has already been bad."

Su Ying said: "Is he worse than you?"

Li Jinyu said: "My son Huaijin holds Yu, Yuan Qing is jade-like, his body is like white jade, and his body is like a mirror. How can he be compared with that kind of person who is full of bad water?"

Tiefeihua: (￣ェ￣;)
Su Ying: (;￢￢￢)
Li Jinyu: (￣へ￣)
...Morning exercises, morning exercises...

"Squeak!"

The door opened slightly.

Jiang Yuyan and Liu Er came hand in hand.

The two of them knew the biological clocks of Li Jinyu and Tie Feihua very well, and also knew the habits of the two masters, so they calculated the time and came in time to wait for the master to change clothes.

Liu'er was used to this, and there was no slight change on her face, nor did Jiang Yuyan's face change much.

Only Su Ying was a little unaccustomed to it, but at the moment her body was weak and weak, but she could only be at the mercy of Jiang Yuyan, and she really lost a bit of fairy demeanor.

Li Jinyu found it very interesting.

People always like contradictions.

When you meet a fairy, you want the fairy to go down to earth.

When I meet a witch, I want the witch to return to justice.

Li Jinyu once thought it was a mental illness, but only now did she realize that she seemed to have this illness too.

No matter whether he was sick or not, Li Jinyu definitely couldn't avoid the messy things in Chang'an City.

Although Li Jinyu's official position has nothing to do with Chang'an, but Di Renjie has a holy decree who acts cheaply. If he says it has something to do with it, then it has something to do with it.

Li Jinyu, who was full of complacency, was quickly brought over by Di Renjie to look through piles of memorials.

These are those officials who wanted to express themselves. They wrote them overnight, with clear sentences and brilliant writing skills. Obviously, they spent a lot of time and revised and polished them several times.

Li Jinyu flipped through the two copies, and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, the spirit of rushing through the night, no matter how well written, is worthy of praise!"

Di Renjie gave Li Jinyu a sideways glance, and didn't say a word, but the meaning was very obvious.

If he dared to do soy sauce grinding foreign work again, he could bring such a large pile of memorials again at any time.

Li Jinyu said: "This is well written. It seems like it was just yesterday, but it describes my political achievements over the years without any trace, and flatters me by the way."

"Cough cough~~"

"This writing is not bad either. The choice of words and sentences is very particular, and the calligraphy is smooth and flowing. Only the last stroke of the pen is really superfluous."

"Cough cough~~"

"This won't work, the text is dry, and I am modifying it directly, I don't know how to re-transcribe it, and I don't pay attention to the rhythm of the poem."

"Cough cough~~"

"Yuyan, order the kitchen to cook a pot of rock sugar pears for Mr. Di Ge. Mr. Di Ge is suffering from a cold."

"Ahem~~You little bastard!"

"It's a good time for you to catch up with the wind and cold. As the saying goes, jujubes in July, pears in August, pears in September, and persimmons turn red. Now is the season when pears are ripe, and they are the most sweet and juicy."

Di Renjie said: "Well said, I didn't expect you to have some research on farming, and I underestimated you."

Li Jinyu said: "I'm really capable!"

Di Renjie said: "Then write me a memorial about this year's autumn harvest, return to the warehouse, and grain prices.

Be sure to make the sentences concise, clear and clear, with no less than [-] words and sentences, so hurry up and write! "

Li Jinyu said: "How can I write this!"

Di Renjie said: "You can learn if you don't know how to write. You can ask Xu Ruowu. There are also memorials I wrote in the warehouse of Chang'an Mansion. You can refer to them."

Li Jinyu said, "What can I do if I can't learn?"

Di Renjie said: "Diligence can make up for weakness. If you practice more, you will learn it. If you write tens of thousands of characters, you will be familiar with it!"

Li Jinyu: ┐(o)┌

Di Renjie: ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

Li Jinyu said cautiously: "This stuff is too difficult to write, why don't we write something else?"

Di Renjie said: "It's okay, it's more difficult for you to write these directly, then you can write about the relevant matters of next year's spring plowing in detail!"

Li Jinyu wanted to escape very much.

Di Renjie said: "It's useless to run, I have agreed with Xu Ruowu, you must do these things!"

Li Jinyu said: "Can't you do it?"

Di Renjie said: "If you don't do it, you can't do it!"

Li Jinyu said: "Then can I make one last request, I only have this one request."

Di Renjie said, "What request?"

Li Jinyu said: "Find me a helper, just the one I just said, the one who chooses words and sentences dryly, and doesn't have a new copy."

Di Renjie laughed and said, "You little clever ghost!"

The evaluations that Li Jinyu said just now are not really good if they are said to be good, and they are not really bad if they are said to be bad.

The writing is dry, not because he can't write beautiful articles, but because he has a more pragmatic personality.

I didn't re-transcribe it. First, it was too late to work overnight. Second, I was a relatively clean official. Paper was still very expensive, so I saved as much as I could.

Compared with the slick articles and superficial flamboyance, this pragmatic memorial obviously has a higher score in Li Jinyu's heart.

Someone asked here, couldn't it be that this person figured out his mind and did it on purpose?
Really not!

Because the memorial is signed.

The signature of this memorial is - Zeng Tai!
When it comes to Zeng Tai, most people can think of the classic sentence "The teacher is really a god and man", and even jokingly called Zeng Tai a "spirit licking", and he licked all the way to become a governor.

It's okay to joke, but don't take it seriously.

Zeng Tai was the number one scholar in high school back then, and his literary talent and knowledge were obviously very good. He was not promoted, one because he had no background, and the other was because he didn't know how to do things.

Zeng Tai is full of enthusiasm, so it is not difficult for him to be an honest official, but he doesn't know how to implement it.

In the original plot, it was Di Renjie who taught him criminal and prison litigation, spring plowing and autumn harvest, and comforting the people.

With Di Renjie's guidance, Zeng Tai transformed his knowledge and enthusiasm into political achievements, and this was the only way he could be promoted again and again.

If he is really a rotten piece of wood, he will only say "the teacher is really a god and a man", Di Renjie, the dignified prime minister, hasn't he heard that flattery is impossible?

It's just that in the original plot, Zeng Tai was the county magistrate of Huzhou, how could he become... the county magistrate of Wannian?
This is...a promotion?

Wannian county magistrate is not intended to be a county magistrate for a lifetime, but the area under the jurisdiction of Gyeonggi-do, Chang'an Prefecture. There are Wannian, Chang'an, Gaoling, Liyang, Zhaoying and other counties.

The county magistrate of Jing County is obviously higher than other officials.

Di Renjie took the memorial, read it carefully, and said with a smile: "He is knowledgeable and full of enthusiasm, but his strength is in the wrong place."

Li Jinyu smiled and said, "Using it in the wrong place is better than not wanting to exert any strength or having weak limbs!"

……

Pushing a ruthless wheelchair, Yan'er walked slowly across Chang'an Yuema Bridge. She never expected that neither Di Renjie nor Tie Shou and the others would reject her, and even supported her.

On the one hand, although Yan'er has not made any major mistakes, on the other hand, it is more painful.

Whether it is the oldest four famous arresters, namely Ye Aichan, Xu Xiaoyi, Zhuge Zhengwo, Yuan Shisanxian, or the new four famous arresters, they are ruthless and cold-blooded.

They are all Zizaimen disciples.

Even Tie Shou is also the leader of the Iron Blood Banner Sect and the Zizai Sect, and is considered a half disciple.

Wei Qingqing, the patriarch of the Zizai Sect, is one of the top masters in the Jianghu. He has countless profound cheats in his sect, and can even make up 72 unique skills.

This is not nonsense, a single unit of thirteen limits can master a total of 72 unique arts.

Among them, thirteen gates are extremely powerful, and each of them is a big "limit" of the enemy, so he changed his real name "Yuan Xian" to Yuan Thirteen Limits.

The martial arts of the ancestor of the founding school are profound and unpredictable, and there are countless secret books inside. Zizaimen should be extremely powerful.

Unfortunately, things are impermanent!
Free doors have two limitations.

One is the door rule: a unique skill, once the master has passed it on to the disciples, it can no longer be used, otherwise the true energy will be reversed, the pain will be unbearable, and life will be worse than death.

The intention of this move is to stimulate the creativity of the disciples of the sect, but it also makes people not want to accept disciples, so that there are very few disciples of the Zizai sect, and they are taking the elite route.

One is a curse: perhaps it is a destiny between heaven and earth, once you enter the door of freedom, you will sleep alone for life.

Because of this, Ye Aichan became a monk. Xu Xiaoyi and his wife had misunderstood for decades, and died as soon as they met.

The love triangle between Zhuge Zhengwo and Yuan Shisanxian is far from being able to explain clearly in a few words.

Ruthless, iron-handed, life-seeking, and cold-blooded, their love affairs are also all kinds of troubles. They either live or die, and they are all bachelors so far.

This part is simply metaphysics, and Li Jinyu couldn't find a reason to pass it, so he could only blame it on Wei Qingqing.

The name Wei Qingqing is very interesting. His name comes from his father's three love affairs.

His father had three confidante friends: one was Fang Qingxia, who was his first love and favorite woman, but married another woman, which became his lifelong regret.

One was Qi Qianzhi, Wei Qingqing's mother, but she was weak and sick, and died shortly after giving birth to Wei Qingqing, which became her lifelong regret.

One is Di Chujing, she was kind to Wei Qingqing's father and fell in love with him, but Wei Qingqing's father was sad because of his wife's death at that time, broke her heart several times, and ignored her kindness .

By the time she wakes up, she has shaved her hair and turned into a nun, and she has escaped into the Buddhist sect, and is always accompanied by the ancient Buddha with the green lamp. Di Chujing is Wei Qingqing's father's lifelong love.

Wei Qingqing's father, in order to commemorate the three beauties, took a "Qing" from each of the names, so he came up with the strange name "Wei Qingqing".

With regrets, grudges, and lingering feelings on his body, it can be said that he has countless debts of love innately.

The key point is that Wei Qingqing's feelings are somewhat mysterious. The woman he fell in love with is Liang Renhua, who is theoretically his sister-in-law.

Perhaps it was because of Wei Qingqing's entanglement of grievances and love debts that none of the second and third generations of Zizai Sect's disciples had a smooth relationship.

This kind of statement may be very metaphysical, but metaphysics has been metaphysical for a long time, and it has to be believed.

Not only did the four famous arrests not go well, Ye Aichan's disciple Shen Huchan, and Xu Xiaoyi's disciple Wang Xiaoshi also failed in their relationship. Wang Xiaoshi even created two unique swordsmanship based on his experience of falling out of love.

Acacia Knife from Space!

Ling Kong Ecstasy Sword!

No one in the whole family has a smooth relationship. If it is not metaphysics, it is really inexplicable.

Now that there is hope of breaking the metaphysics, the life-chasing iron hand is naturally very supportive. If Wang Xiaoshi is not here, he must pass on "Cheats of Love".

"Love Cheats" by a boy who started falling in love at the age of seven and fell in love 22 times by the age of [-], an average of once a year.

Yan'er walked forward quietly, and ruthlessly sat in the wheelchair quietly, without saying a word, no one knew what they were thinking, which made people anxious.

Li Jinyu was sitting in the restaurant beside him, looking at the two people who were still in conflict, he said to himself that Wuqing is always crisp and neat on weekdays, why are there so many ink stains now?

Tie Feihua coughed lightly, thinking that you have finished your homework?Did Mr. Di Ge review it?

Su Ying said: "The four famous arresters, if you were a bastard like you, these things would never happen."

Li Jinyu sighed: "Who made the four of them be gentlemen? At such a time, gentlemen often suffer losses, and bastards can take advantage."

Liu Er said: "You have taken all the advantages! Be careful when you go out in the future, especially not walking at night, so as not to be beaten with a sack and thrown into the river."

Li Jinyu said: "You little girl, what advantage did I take of you? What advantage do you have?"

Liu Er said: "If you have time to bully me, a little girl, you should hurry up and write the memorial. I remember that Mr. Di Ge asked you to write eight thousand characters."

Li Jinyu said: "Zeng Tai wrote it for me."

Tie Feihua asked: "Can he write?"

Li Jinyu said: "He is the number one scholar, and his knowledge of writing is fine, but he doesn't know how to execute it.

I pointed him to the specific method of execution, and he went to write the memorial full of joy, and he couldn't stop it! "

He Junqi said: "Brother Yu's behavior, is it bullying an honest person?"

Su Ying said: "Forget it, definitely count it!"

While speaking, Xu Yeyue rushed over and sent two pieces of information, with a look of pride on her face.

Li Jinyu opened the information, but the latest beauty list was released, Xu Yeyue was on the list, and Han Bicui was pushed down, and the ranking was still ahead of Tie Feihua.

Tie Feihua didn't care much about it.

She is the catcher of the six doors, the eagle dog of the imperial court, and it is not bad to be on the list. Besides, she makes money by solving cases, not by her face.

As for the tenth Lin Xian'er, even if Gu Zixian and Gongsun Lan who are ranked in the top five are pushed down, she will definitely not be shaken, her position is the most secure.

If you want to put her on the beauty list, unless you are old or married, it is absolutely impossible!

Li Jinyu ignored Xu Yeyue, who was stunned, and looked at the next piece of information: Three days ago, Linghu Chong, the eldest disciple of Huashan School Chaoyang Peak, was expelled from the sect!

The reason given is - make friends with treacherous evil!
(End of this chapter)