my wife is god catcher

Chapter 293 There is only one Li Jinyu in the world
"Grandpa, you're not bluffing me, are you?"

Xiao Yuanshan rolled his eyes: "This old man doesn't have such boring hobbies. This is what Yelu Alian told me personally. It is said that what horoscope should be matched..."

Li Jinyu said: "Birthdate horoscope? Shouldn't it match the birthday? What's the name?"

Xiao Yuanshan said: "That guy is arty, he likes Han culture but he learned it in a mess. He thinks that I have lived in Han for 30 years, so I must understand it very well."

Li Jinyu said: "Hey! I really asked the wrong person this time. You don't understand this even if you shave your beard!"

When the crowd heard this, they burst into laughter.

Xiao Yuanshan has no other hobbies, except that he likes his beard very much. He once said that alcohol can be quit, meat can be quit, but beard must never be shaved.

Li Jinyu's words meant that Xiao Yuanshan was a rough old man, so he couldn't understand these things no matter what.

Xiao Yuanshan said loudly: "Why are you laughing? I'm not a matchmaker, how can I understand those things?"

Li Jinyu said: "Don't understand? I don't understand because you don't need it. When you need it, you will definitely read the book day and night. You must understand it better than anyone else!"

Xiao Yuanshan said: "Do I need this?"

Li Jinyu said: "No need? Are you sure? Your son won't marry a wife? You don't want a grandson anymore? When your son marries a wife, you won't make any noise, will you?"

Xiao Yuanshan was speechless for a moment, thinking that this kid has a sharp tongue and never took advantage of talking to him.

Take advantage?
Xiao Yuanshan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "When you get married, don't you need these? At that time, according to your order, just give Feng'er a set."

Li Jinyu said: "That's not necessary, I have a marriage from the emperor, and then the Ministry of Rites should be in charge."

Xiao Yuanshan snorted coldly and said: "You bastard, with Yingyingyanyan by your side, and the emperor bestowing a marriage, and now thinking about the princess of the Liao Kingdom, aren't you afraid that the emperor will cut you off?"

Li Jinyu said, "Ah? What do you mean?"

Xiao Yuanshan said: "The emperor of the Central Plains bestowed a lady from a famous family, the princess of the Liao Kingdom emperor, who do you think is the right wife? Isn't this a big problem?"

Li Jinyu: ┐(￣ー￣)┌

Xiao Yuanshan said: "Don't think that I don't know, the emperor gave you a marriage, most likely it is Tie Feihua."

Li Jinyu said: "You still know this?"

Xiao Yuanshan said: "Don't interrupt, when you marry Tie Feihua, you dare to flirt with others, Tie Zhongtang's sword is not easy to provoke, are you afraid that he will break your leg?"

Li Jinyu said: "You keep talking."

Xiao Yuanshan said: "Comparatively speaking, Miracle Physician Su's background is not good, but his ability is too powerful, and he also recognized my master as a godfather, so he is my niece.

Old Ghost Xu's daughter is too coquettish to be a regular wife. Old Ghost Xu is good at reading faces, so he would have resigned himself to his fate a long time ago, and would not fight for this.

If you don't deal with that holy girl of Miao Jiang well, then Miao Jiang will give you a thousand blows, and you will be beaten with iron, can you stand it?
I can't figure out these few in the family, and I'm still thinking about the princess of Daliao. Don't you know that having too many peach blossoms is not necessarily luck, it may also be doom? "

Li Jinyu: When did you start using your brain?
Li Yuanfang: This guy's peach blossoms are really good!
Shi Wengong: His Excellency is indeed a real man!

Xiao Feng: How did my father become so smart?

Seeing the shocked expressions of the four people, Xiao Yuanshan felt a little proud of himself, even the hard work of reciting his lines...

It is indeed memorizing lines!

This was what Qi Shaoshang told Xiao Yuanshan, and it was a small counterattack against Li Jinyu's ten moves of martial arts.

Li Jinyu didn't know this, besides, Xiao Yuanshan used to be an official, although he became stupid after practicing martial arts, his brain must have been very flexible.

Based on this analysis, it is quite normal to be able to say this, and there is nothing unusual about it.

……

Looking at the battle report, Yelu Hongji patted his head in frustration, saying that he was too impulsive during the day, and if he persisted, he would not suffer such a big loss.

First, thousands of arrows fired at each other, and then they fought hand-to-hand, slashing and killing with a knife, blood raining like rain.

Although Li Yuanfang and others led the charge, and Li Jinyu boosted morale, the King of Chu continued to increase the attacking force in order to make a quick victory.

In just over an hour of battle, thousands of elites were lost, and the casualties were not small.

This was just a morning battle, and Yelu Nerugu would never wait for the opportunity, and would only attack again after a brief repair until he could not attack.

Quick fight!

Both sides are for a quick battle!

In the original plot, the king of Chu led an army of 50 to besiege, which is simply a child's play.

50 soldiers eat horse chews, consume a huge amount of food and grass every day, and the speed of movement will not be very fast.

With so many troops coming, Yelu Hongji not only failed to notice, he lost most of his soldiers with such a trick, so how could he be the emperor?
If the emperor is like this bird, it is better not to be the emperor, and to be the emperor is to continue to be embarrassing.

That King of Chu was also an idiot among idiots, he didn't know how to sit in the central army, but instead was at the forefront, and was captured alive by Xiao Feng alone, and then this joke was over.

Playing games has never been this easy!

Li Jinyu thought he could play games, but someone increased the difficulty, strong enemies blocked the way, and most of the good teammates were offline, so mutual checks and balances had to be considered.

The hand-to-hand combat like a flesh and blood mill will pay huge casualties at every moment, and the hundred miles are full of blood.

Although Yelu Hongji is a Khitan, he doesn't like war, but likes a peaceful life.

What he likes most is not the art of war, but the culture of the Han family, especially Confucianism, he can write poems and songs, and he also believes in Buddhism very much, and has no interest in killing.

It's a pity that he can't help it at this moment!
Yelu Hongji looked at the number of casualties and ordered Yelu Helu: "Take Yelu Helu out. When the rebels attack, kill Yelu Helu to sacrifice the flag."

Yelu Alian said, "Yes!"

Yelu Alian withdrew, Yelu Hongji looked at Princess Cheng'an Yelu Nanxian beside him, and said with a smile, "What do you think of that general of the Han family?"

Yelunan said: "Handsome and brave, like a lion king preying on prey, or an eagle soaring in the sky."

Most Khitan people admire warriors, no matter how much they like Han culture, they also admire warriors most.

Li Jinyu is not only strong in martial arts, but also has a characteristic that Khitan warriors do not have-handsome!

Most of Khitan's masters are tall, muscular and unshaven, with a cruel bloody aura and extremely cold murderous aura.

Xiao Feng's appearance, among Khitan warriors, already belongs to the level of "handsome little boy".

Compared with Xiao Feng, who is rough and heroic, Li Jinyu is a genuine "handsome little boy", with polite words and deeds, and there is no fault at all.

When not shooting, Li Jinyu is more like a learned scholar than a general who charges into battle.

Once a shot is needed, Li Jinyu is a more ferocious hunter than lions and cheetahs. Every swing of the spear can set off waves of blood.

The most important thing is that even in the killing, Li Jinyu can maintain a picturesque beauty.

Most of the little boys are good-looking but not good-looking, and most of the rough warriors are mostly good-looking but not good-looking. Li Jinyu belongs to the type of both good-looking and good-looking, very attractive.

If it wasn't for the princess to maintain her manners, Yelu Nanxian would have taken the initiative to attack when she was toasting just now.

It is said that the Han people like to have manners!

I don't like bluffing!

Yelu Hongji said: "Oh! I asked Ah Lian to inquire, and Li Jinyu's family background, knowledge, character, martial arts, and temperament are all top-notch."

Yelu Nanxian said: "Isn't that very good?"

Yelu Hongji said: "Such a person must have a lot of arrogance in his bones. How can an ordinary person be taken seriously by a person like him!"

Yelu Nanxian said: "He is not an ordinary person, am I an ordinary person? Even if I am not a princess, I am still a talented woman, no less than those talented women of the Han people."

Yelu Hongji said: "There are countless Yingying and Yanyan around him, all of them are stunning."

Yelu Nanxian said: "For such an excellent person, if there is no woman around him, it would be a strange thing!"

Yelu Hongji said: "The emperor of the Central Plains wants to give him a marriage. He has a childhood sweetheart, a senior sister."

Yelu Nanxian was taken aback when he heard the words.

She didn't have much contact with Li Jinyu, she only saw Li Jinyu's invincible heroic posture, and she had some thoughts in her heart, which didn't even count as "love at first sight".

If Li Jinyu didn't have a wife, Yelu Nanxian wouldn't mind fighting for it. If he had a wife, not to mention Liao's face, Yelu Nanxian would not be reconciled to others.

The more capable people are, the more arrogant they are.

Yelu Nanxian is the absolute leader among the princesses of the Liao Kingdom, who is talented in literature, martial arts, wisdom, and appearance. There are countless princes and nobles in the Liao Kingdom who pursue Yelu Nanxian.

Yelu Nanxian once said, I want to marry a peerless hero who dominates the world, you second-generation ancestors who only rely on your parents, don't stain my eyes.

Because of this sentence, Yelu Nanxian has turned 20 this year, but he is still unmarried.

Being gossiped too much, she inevitably lowered the standard secretly. That's right, in her mind, Li Jinyu was the target person after lowering the standard.

When Yelu Nanxian was young, he liked Han culture and read a lot of Han books. His childhood goals were:
——"Heavenly Khan" Li Shimin.

When I grew up, I felt that the goal was too unrealistic, and fantasized about many heroes of the Han family. At the same time, I was also working hard to improve myself and make myself better.

Because she spoke out about her dreams as a child, her mother asked her a question:
——If there is a Khan in the world, then why do you think you are worthy of him?

Yelu Hongji said: "It's too early to say these things, let's take a step and see."

Yelu Nanxian is his youngest daughter, and also his best daughter, but she has never had anyone else.

This time when the Central Plains send-off mission came, the leader of the Central Plains Young Master List was leading the team. He was the best genius in the Central Plains. It is said that he once defeated Meng Yuan Tianjiao.

Yelu Hongji brought Yelu Nanxian here with the intention of a blind date, but it's a pity that Li Jinyu was married by the emperor of the Central Plains, so this matter is probably for nothing.

"Ugh!"

Yelu Hongji sighed.

If there are such excellent talents in the Liao Kingdom, even if I am asked to pretend to be a softie for ten years, I will admit it.

Unfortunately, no!
There is only one Li Jinyu in the world!

……

Yelu Hongji's premonition was very accurate.

After a brief rest, the army of the king of Chu launched an attack again. The roar of war drums resounded for hundreds of miles, and the sound of horseshoes was like thunder and a sweeping tide.

Yelu Alian had already prepared three hundred loud voices.

These people scratched their necks and shouted: "Listen, rebellious people, those who kneel down and surrender will be forgiven, if you continue to be stubborn, this will be your fate..."

They had a loud voice, and a full 300 people shouted, and they used copper bells to amplify the sound.

This shout really spread for tens of miles.

On the high platform, Yelu Alian waved his hand, and the executioner cut down He Lu with a big knife, chopping He Lu into eight pieces.

This was not over yet, and he threw the body on the trebuchet, and threw it at King Chu's barracks.

Seeing the head falling from the sky, Yelu Nelugu let out an ah, and almost twitched in anger.

Although he had been prepared for a long time, the most outstanding son was beheaded in front of the two armies. This kind of blow was too great, especially the damage to morale.

Xiao Qingfang whispered: "Revenge!"

It means to increase morale with revenge.

Yelu Neilu said in his heart that letting your mother fart is a matter of rebellion, not personal enmity. Now that you are talking about this, what do you think the soldiers under your command will think?
Following you is for "orthodoxy" and to be able to get promoted and make a fortune. Are you talking about personal enmity with me now?

If he yelled "Come on, soldiers, avenge my son", Yelu Hongji would laugh so hard that he would lose his breath.

Yelu Nerugu had been preparing to rebel a long time ago, and he had accumulated a lot of money over the years, and he was well prepared before coming.

With a big wave of his hand, the same three hundred loud voices, the same shouting at each other, and the same bronze bell amplified.

Here I want to explain that the sound amplification of the bronze bell has nothing to do with Li Jinyu. The first person to use this trick was Monk Liaokong, the abbot of Jingnian Temple in the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Later, this method was spread, and even the eminent Shaolin monks who practice Lion Roar Kungfu are equipped with big speakers!

Most of what Yelu Nerugu shouted was orthodoxy, interests, Khitan's brave tradition...

There is no need for poetic rhythms, because ordinary soldiers can't understand, they just speak in vernacular, and the Khitan language surrounds the battlefield, which makes Li Jinyu feel painful.

I said in my heart how many years you have studied Chinese culture, when will you play the trick of "righteousness and integrity"?

Li Jinyu's Khitan language, just learned a few casually, most of them can't understand, and these words are definitely not good, Xiao Yuanshan doesn't need to translate them.

It's just that they thought the war was brutal before, but now the scolding has added a bit of humor.

Funny with the taste of blood!
Funny with a taste of cruelty!
Not funny funny at all!

There was a strong smell of blood in the air, and crows wailed "croaking" in midair.

On the cliffs of the mountains in the distance, there are more than a dozen vultures with blood-red eyes. They will swoop down to enjoy the delicious food when the two armies cease fighting.

The shouts issued through the copper bell are not like scolding, but more like a funeral knell.

Xiao Yuanshan closed his eyes helplessly.

He is a person who hates war very much. Back then, he advocated forming an alliance with the Central Plains and living in peace. Unfortunately, Murong Bo and Xuan Ci ruined the good situation.

Now that they finally had a chance, what they saw was not the joy of forming an alliance, but cruel bloodshed.

People are no longer people, but mechanical machines that draw knives, swing knives, and hack and kill.

"Boy Li, why do you think this is?"

Li Jinyu said: "Ambition!"

Xiao Yuanshan said: "Just for two words?"

Li Jinyu said: "Aren't these two words enough? Throughout the ages, I don't know how many people died because of these two words, most of them are foolish ghosts."

Xiao Yuanshan said: "The Han people are like this, the Liao people are like this, the Mongols, Manchus, Xixia, and Tubo are all like this, even monks are no exception."

Li Jinyu said: "A man's ambition will never end. A monk is still a human being after all. Even if there are holy immortals and Buddhas in the world, how can they be truly selfless and desireless?"

Li Yuanfang said: "One thing is very strange. Yelu Yixin said that the king of Chu recruited Wuyan Yanshou, but there seems to be no Wuyan Yanshou in the opposite army."

Shi Wengong said: "What's the matter? Could it be that the King of Chu has so many soldiers and horses, and he can't live without his face?"

Li Yuanfang said: "Wuyan Yanshou is the son of Marshal Marshal of the Liao Kingdom. He is proficient in military strategy. If you want to win a quick battle, you need him to command the attack."

Xiao Yuanshan said: "He's not here."

Xiao Feng said: "Where will it be?"

Li Jinyu said: "Youzhou!"

Li Yuanfang exclaimed, "What?"

Li Jinyu said: "The king of Chu is not only worried about the elders of the Yelu family, but also the reinforcements from the Central Plains, that is, the Zuo Weiwei army. Someone must stop them."

(End of this chapter)