my wife is god catcher

"never mind?"

Yuchi Mingjing looked at Li Jinyu, who was undamaged and her clothes didn't even have a wrinkle, and finally put her heart in her stomach, and said in her heart that there should be no more troubles.

Li Jinyu said, "Of course it's fine."

"Ahem, be serious!"

Li Jinyu said: "It's nothing at all, just call me into the palace to beat and beat, just swear a few words and it's over, or else you can still beat me?"

Yuchi Mingjing said: "Can't beat you?"

Li Jinyu said: "Sister, you can do whatever you want, as long as you are happy, but that is the supreme master, if you slap casually, you will have to see you in the next life."

Yuchi Mingjing said: "Bah, bah, don't say these unlucky things, what is it?"

Li Jinyu said: "I think, the main reason is to praise me, after all, she has not been very smooth recently."

During the period when Li Jinyu was escorting the mission, Wu Zetian was not only not going well, she was about to explode.

It was the king of Yue who rebelled at the beginning, and sealed up a large number of treasures before his defeat, and sealed up many martial arts cheats, weapons and armor, and even food and grass.

Treasures are scattered all over the place, which is even more secretive and many times more dangerous than Yang Gong's treasury in the past.

The treasure map was divided into three parts, which were hidden in three books named "The Story of the Blue Shirt", and were left to three cronies around him, so that they could help protect Li Tang in the future.

The three are Li Gui, Liu Charlie and Wu Xiaojie.

Li Gui is the son of King Yue, who has been missing since then and has not shown up until now.

Charlie Liu built a manor in Huzhou. The manor is backed by Cuiping Mountain, and there are countless secret passages inside.

Wu Xiaojie came to Beijing as an official, relying on the little relationship left over from the past, he was gradually promoted to a bachelor in charge of the academy.

Wu Zetian sent Di Renjie to Huzhou to investigate the treasure of Lan Shan Ji and wanted to settle the matter.

Unexpectedly, Wu Zetian was not the only one who wanted the treasure of Lanshanji, and various forces came in one after another, even Prince Li Xian sneaked into Huzhou secretly.

Although she knew that her son was concerned about the throne, Wu Zetian was also angry about this, and what made her even more angry was that the one who wanted the treasure the most was actually the inner guard.

Xu Shide, the head of the Neiwei Palace who was in charge of this matter, became greedy for these treasures, and wanted to use the emperor's hand to get rid of everyone, and then embezzled the treasures.

Why is Xu Shide greedy for money?

Because the work of internal guards is not only dangerous, but also the wages are too low, and the pay does not match the reward!
Xu Shide's greatest wish in life is to find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, such as Dali and Guilin, with a huge treasure, and become a rich man.

Wu Zetian almost died of anger.

I said in my heart that although the salary of the inner guard is low, the power in their hands is not small. You secretly use power for personal gain and make a small fortune. Do I still care?

Xu Shide jingled, and another Phoenix, the leader of the inner guard's house, shot a piece of gold.

The difference is really too big!

In the end, Xu Shide was divided into five horses, and the body was thrown into the mountains to feed the wolves. Prince Li Xian returned to the palace to reflect.

This matter seems to have been resolved, but it is not. There are at least two things that have not been resolved.

First, only one copy of the treasure map was obtained, and the other two copies disappeared, which will definitely cause disturbances in the future.

Second, Li Gui who appeared in Huzhou turned out to be just a double, including the blue shirt note in his hand, which was all forged, and the real blue shirt note never appeared.

But whether it is real Li Gui or fake Li Gui, there is at least one thing to show, that is, Li Gui is still alive.

Not only is Li Gui alive, but he has been paying attention to the prince all the time, how can he not make people feel alarmed?

In the vast sea of ​​people, even though the internal guards are all-pervasive, how can they find Li Gui?Not to mention searching, even where to look for Li Gui, I have no idea at all.

Things were not going well in Huzhou, and when I returned to Luoyang, I saw Wu Sansi jumping up and down, gathering some masters to do something bad, which made Wu Zetian furious.

Before those masters could do anything, they were shot into hedgehogs by Jin Wuwei's powerful crossbow.

After that, Wu Sansi accompanied Li Xian, and the two of them were clothed and vegetarian together, reflecting on their mistakes at home.

Under such circumstances, it was also heard that there was a rebellion in the land of the Liao Kingdom, and the Liao soldiers attacked Youzhou City. Some people in Youzhou City made trouble, and Wu Zetian was immediately furious!

Fortunately, the rebellion was resolved in time, all rebels were given heads, and the enemy soldiers who attacked Youzhou were wiped out.

And in the rebellion of the Liao Kingdom, Li Jinyu single-handedly defeated the enemy chieftain, won the three armies bravely, and shocked the world.

Although Li Jinyu was outstanding in the past, he was only a young hero, and he was compared with a young genius.

Now compared with Li Jinyu, it is Meng Yuan's Si Hanfei, Man Qing's Aobai and other famous generals.

In particular, Li Jinyu charged into the battle with a gun, and was invincible with his long spear. In the future, Li Jinyu alone would cause headaches for countless people in the battle.

Si Hanfei even spread the word that he wanted to fight Li Jinyu with a spear, to see if the spear was faster or sharper.

Li Jinzhong and Sun Wanrong, the two tribal leaders who participated in the Khitan rebellion, expressed their surrender through Li Jinyu's letter of surrender, which greatly raised Wu Zetian's face.

Compared with these great achievements, Wu Zetian didn't take Li Jinyu's small actions secretly, such as opening the racecourse, and just beat them casually.

Wu Zetian was not afraid of capable ministers with small minds, but a saint who was indifferent to the world and didn't need anything.

Saints need to be confessed!
Wu Zetian didn't have this kind of thought, she didn't want to confess anyone, she just wanted that kind of person to die!
What's more, if other people have small thoughts, they naturally want to beat them more. Li Jinyu has small thoughts, which is because she indulged in secret, but she is even happier.

It's just that one thing was unexpected, that is, Li Jinyu still had a lot of thinking about opening the racecourse.

Although there is suspicion of soliciting people's hearts, is it true that Li Jinyu has solicited fewer people's hearts these years?
In the end, after this matter was implemented, it was the emperor who could attract people's hearts the most. It was too late for Wu Zetian's support, so how could he secretly make trouble?
The most helpless is Wu Sansi.

This "big vegetable leaf" thought for a long time, wanted to get rid of Li Jinyu, and ordered his cronies to write a letter to participate in the performance.

As a result, Wu Zetian not only did not punish, but also made excuses to beat those officials who submitted letters and participated in the performance, some were demoted and fined, and some even went straight to the end.

All the hard work was in vain, Wu Sansi gritted his teeth angrily, wishing he could kill Li Jinyu with his own hands.

This bastard!

Which god was reincarnated, and how could he have such great abilities at such a young age?

……

Li Jinyu yawned, stretched out his arms, and closed the memorial in his hand.

The after-school homework assigned by Wu Zetian can also be said to be done by himself. Now that he has finally finished it, he hastened to hand it over to Wu Zetian for approval.

Logically speaking, the memorial should be submitted to the cabinet first, but Li Jinyu ignored this and went directly to the palace.

Maybe it was because I didn't choose the right time, and I arrived at the palace just in time for a meal. Seeing Li Jinyu who came to deliver the memorial, Wu Zetian thought that you should be here for a meal, right?
"Jinyu, haven't you had dinner yet?"

"I am grateful for Jun'en. I have been busy so far. I just finished writing the memorial and presented it without even drinking my saliva!"

"Well, it seems that you are in good health. You haven't eaten for such a long time, but you can still hold on..."

Li Jinyu: (ˇˇ)
Wu Zetian said with a smile: "Forget it, it's boring for me to eat alone, so I added a pair of chopsticks."

Under normal circumstances, when eating with the emperor, I feel uncomfortable all over, and the braised beef smells like cow dung.

Li Jinyu didn't care about the rules, took the bowl and chopsticks from Shangguan Wan'er, and directly picked Sixi Balls.

Generally speaking, the food for the emperor should be tasted by eunuchs to prevent someone from poisoning her, but why is Wu Zetian so sophisticated? Who can poison her?

Therefore, the dishes are still hot.

No matter how delicious the dish is, it will lose its taste when it is cold, unless it is a cold dish.

But even cold dishes will lose their taste after a long time, and the emperor's dinner cannot only have cold dishes.

Shangguan Wan'er saw that her forehead was sweating, and she thought that if a normal person heard Wu Zetian leave him for dinner, who would dare to share the same table with the emperor?How dare you pick up vegetables like this?

Li Jinyu not only picked up food randomly, but also ate two of the four meatballs, and praised and criticized casually.

"This meatball is not bad. Sixi meatballs from Shandong cuisine are not from Huaiyang cuisine. I prefer lion head meatballs from Huaiyang cuisine. It's a pity that it's not a good season!"

"This sea cucumber is also very good. The cook should reward you with a few taels of silver. It took a lot of effort!"

"You can go and check this porridge. The cook has been greedy for at least 30 taels of silver, but the cooking time of the porridge is well controlled. Small punishments and big warnings are enough."

"This vegetable tofu is not bad. It uses the simplest ingredients to make the best dishes. His cooking skills should be the highest in the Imperial Dining Room. This cook is very powerful."

"This little fish is not good. The cost is too high. Your Majesty, it's better not to eat it in the future. If you want to eat it, you'd better change the time to July and August!"

"This soup, tsk tsk..."

Eat without speaking, sleep without speaking.

Li Jinyu not only kept his mouth open, but also dared to control what the emperor ate. Not only did Wu Zetian not get angry at all, but he found it very interesting.

In particular, what Li Jinyu said was basically correct.

I don't comment on the taste of the dishes. After all, thousands of people have different tastes. It's just related to the price.

The porridge cook was indeed greedy for some money, and took the so-called "leftovers", which were actually whole chickens and ducks, back home, and occasionally sold them.

The small fish was put in lard and sent in an expedited six hundred miles, which was very expensive.

However, the cost is high in the cold winter season. If the time is changed to July and August, half of the cost can be saved.

As for this soup...

Wu Zetian smiled and said, "What's wrong with Tang?"

Li Jinyu said: "The person who cooks the soup should be taken out and cut down. He is the most greedy in the imperial dining room. He also likes to be lazy, and he is a bit of a slut."

Wu Zetian said: "Go on."

Li Jinyu said: "Of course the imperial dining rooms in the palace are all famous chefs with extremely high craftsmanship, and they cook their own dishes. It's very difficult to make up for it."

Wu Zetian said: "Then why do you say that?"

Li Jinyu said: "Because he is old and has a lot of experience. Although he is usually greedy and does not think about making progress, other people can only choose to endure it."

Wu Zetian said: "What else?"

Li Jinyu said: "Such a person can easily be bribed by others to pass on all kinds of news."

Wu Zetian said: "What kind of news is this?"

Li Jinyu said: "For example, Your Majesty doesn't like to eat a certain dish, but today he asked the Imperial Dining Room to cook it, which means that Your Majesty wants to keep a trustworthy minister for dinner."

Wu Zetian said: "Interesting, then what?"

Li Jinyu said: "For example, the snacks His Majesty eats at night, what he likes to eat when he is reviewing memorials, and what he uses when he is angry, are all secrets."

Wu Zetian said: "I said it so clearly, now I have some doubts, should I arrest you and torture you to see if there is any problem."

Li Jinyu said: "No, I have never been interested in these things, and I don't need to know."

Wu Zetian said: "That's true. If something big happens, I don't know how many people will send you a message. If it's something small, there's no need to know."

While the two were talking, Shangguan Wan'er had already quietly left, and there were only two people left in the palace.

Wu Zetian said: "How are you doing recently?"

Li Jinyu said: "Tired! Very tired! Why don't you give me a few days off so that I can have a good rest?"

Wu Zetian asked, "Where do you want to rest?"

Li Jinyu said: "Dali and Guilin are places with beautiful mountains and clear waters. Anyway, I don't want to see the world of ice and snow."

Wu Zetian said: "You are also suffering."

Li Jinyu said: "This is not what the emperor should say, am I considered a favorite?"

Wu Zetian said: "You little fox, do you behave like a courtier here? If you follow the etiquette of monarchs and ministers, I should reward you with at least thirty court sticks."

Li Jinyu said: "Thirty court sticks, if I use my true energy to resist, it will be scratching, if I don't use my true energy to resist, I will not be able to get out of bed for at least three days."

Wu Zetian said: "You can use true energy."

Li Jinyu said, "Really?"

Wu Zetian said: "I will do it myself!"

Li Jinyu stopped talking and ate the food with peace of mind. The goal was to finish all the food and make Wu Zetian hungry.

Li Jinyu played childish temper, but Wu Zetian couldn't continue to say anything. She lived a life of swords, swords and swords, and bloody storms. Has anyone ever been childish to her?
It's not completely absent, Princess Taiping had it back then, but boys never had it.

I want to say a few warm words, but I really can't say them. I want to be appointed as an official and make a wish. It's too dry and doesn't fit the atmosphere at this time.

Wu Zetian stretched out his hand to grab a scroll of imperial decree from somewhere, and handed it to Li Jinyu.

Li Jinyu said: "The imperial decree of marriage?"

Wu Zetian said: "Young master's leader, with your current martial arts status, you don't need this position."

Li Jinyu said: "I didn't need it at first, I never thought of being the leader of the young master's list. Langya Pavilion insists on making me the number one, so I can't refuse, can I?"

Wu Zetian said: "Then have you ever thought about being the leader in other fields?"

Li Jinyu said: "I thought about it!"

Wu Zetian snorted coldly: "That's courageous!"

Li Jinyu said: "360 lines, each line has a leader, just choose three or five."

Wu Zetian said: "For example?"

Li Jinyu said: "The marksmanship."

Wu Zetian said: "According to your current martial arts foundation and progress speed, it will take at least a year to reach the realm of Zhou Tong and Li Ruohai."

Li Jinyu said: "In other words, one year is the distance between me and the pinnacle of spearmanship in the world?"

Wu Zetian said: "It's not an ordinary year. It's a year of fighting so bravely like this year. If you don't have enough experience, how can you become a peerless marksman?"

Li Jinyu opened the imperial decree, and saw that it read:

Inspector of Jiangnan Road, Inspector of Jianghuai, Li Jinyu, Marquis of Jinling County, loyal, brave and upright, with talents and virtues well-known in the government and the public, Yuanqing Yujie, unparalleled in Kyushu.

The Tie family has a daughter, Feihua, who is beautiful and intelligent, gentle and virtuous, with a quality of blueness and a heart of blue, with the fragrance of green falling, the virtue of stopping the machine, and the talent of singing catkins.

A good match is made in heaven, and now a decree is given to marry, Tie's family confers a third-rank imperial order to his wife, a book and obedience, and a record of the rules.

I hope that the two of you are of the same heart and mind, and don't disappoint me.

This!

Li Jinyu frowned slightly.

One is the title of "Junhou", which is the title of the Jin Dynasty, which has long been abandoned. The general marquis is a county hou, and belongs to the third rank in terms of rank.

For the Marquis of Jianguo County, the food town is about [-] households, and the Yongye farmland is [-] mu, and other aspects are calculated separately.

Li Jinyu originally thought that Wu Zetian would only promote the son of Jiangning County to be the Marquis of Jiangning County, but he didn't expect to create a Marquis of Jinling County. What does this mean?

Could it be that the credit is so great that it is too low to be promoted to marquis, and it is not enough to be promoted to county magistrate, and then he temporarily thought of a compromise title?

Anyway, Wu Zetian changed her name to Kuangmo, no matter whether it was the Three Provinces and Six Ministries or a former enemy, there was no one who would not change her name. Temporary naming is a normal thing.

The emperor's mind is unfathomable.

Li Jinyu didn't bother to think about this, anyway, I'll take over if I give it to the official, I still feel that there are fewer official positions!

At least there should be a military attache!

The other one was Tie Feihua, the object of marriage. Considering Yingying Yanyan at home, Li Jinyu cautiously asked: "Your Majesty, can we discuss it?"

Wu Zetian said: "How to discuss?"

Li Jinyu said: "You change the Marquis of Jinling County to the Marquis of Jiangning County, and then fill in the imperial decree with a name..."

"boom!"

Li Jinyu was pressed to the ground by the magic force field.

Wu Zetian stretched out his hand to grab it, and a section of the beam broke off suddenly. The moment it fell, all the burrs in the Tianmo force field had been melted away, and it turned into a flying phoenix stick.

"boom!"

"Oops~~ Butt in two halves..."

"I will beat you into four pieces!"

"Ouch~~ I'm terrified!"

"The imperial decree dares to negotiate!"

"Ouch~~ I'm guilty!"

"If you don't teach yourself a lesson, you won't know what it means to take credit and be proud is a disaster!"

"The minister has been convicted!"

"Knowing the law and breaking the law, the crime is one more class!"

That night, Li Jinyu rubbed her ass and returned to Yuchi's mansion. The prince heard the news and wanted to ask for mercy, but he couldn't leave the crown prince's uterus, so he could only ask his cronies to invite someone.

Then the cronies went to find Di Renjie.

When Di Renjie heard the brief process, he knew that this was a deliberately staged play. Looking at the anxious eyes of the prince's cronies, he felt that the prince would really find trouble when nothing happened.

The old minister just risked his life to save your life in Huzhou, so you can rest in peace for a few days, okay?
Yuchi Zhenjin, as the general of Jinwuwei, was the first to know about this matter, but he didn't even plead for mercy. What are you doing in such a hurry, you have no friendship!
The general in command of the private alliance also wants to show favor to the general in charge of guarding the imperial city. Do you think that Wu Zetian has a particularly good temper and allows you to dance with the tip of a knife?
Although loyal to Li Tang, Di Renjie still felt that this teammate was too difficult to lead.

But having said that, if Li Xian was a wise and wise prince, he would not have survived to this day.

King Liang received two pieces of information.

One was the imperial chef who sent him a letter, but was killed by Wu Zetian because he put in the wrong seasoning.

One is that Li Jinyu took the credit and was arrogant, and wanted to ask for a higher reward, so Wu Zetian beat her fifty court sticks.

The previous piece of information made him terrified. After all, although Wu Zetian was moody and often killed people, he would not kill people just because of seasoning.

Wu Zetian's stick killed the imperial chef must be because he discovered the imperial chef's activities, which may have implicated him.

The latter piece of information surprised him inexplicably, and he said to himself, Li Jinyu, you bastard, it's finally time for you to be unlucky!
See if I don't find ginseng to kill you!
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