my wife is god catcher

Chapter 319 One Dragon Bone, Three Groups of Breathing Soil, Ten Drops of Divine Water, and a Wisp of Love

The winter sun shines softly on the eaves.

There was a snowfall last night, and the snow water condensed into ice cones on the eaves, which were very bright and beautiful.

The servants were going to clean it up, but Li Jinyu felt that he couldn't see the icicles in winter, and he didn't feel like he was spending the winter, so he kept all the icicles.

As the sun shines and the temperature gets warmer, these ice cones begin to melt, dripping and dripping.

Xu Yeyue huddled in Li Jinyu's arms like a cat, enjoying the warmth of Li Jinyu's chest.

During the festive time of the Chinese New Year, people cannot be left in Jinling, not only Xu Yeyue He Junqi, but even Sanhe Yishi were taken to Luoyang.

Now the Viscount's Mansion in Jinling only has Tie Ying, Ding Dian and his wife, and Chen Xuanfeng and his wife.

Poor Tie Ying, the New Year's Eve still has to watch two couples show off their affection, so I have to introduce him to someone in the coming year!
Tie Feihua took He Junqi to patrol around Luoyang City, first to buy some gadgets for the New Year, and second to see if there are any criminals.

The more festive the occasion, the more evil things are likely to happen. As the imperial court's god arrest, I have long been used to this.

If someone doesn't want to celebrate the New Year, don't blame the policemen for being ruthless and sending them to prison for the New Year.

Su Ying followed Yuchi Mingjing to arrange around, decorating the mansion happily, and in the afternoon, she would follow Mrs. Yuchi to find other imperial wives to play mahjong.

Li Jinyu went with her. People disliked Conan who came to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Su Ying went with her. Not only was her appearance and temperament not weaker than others, but she could also see a doctor by the way.

Sore back, old cold, frozen legs, and frozen shoulders, Su Ying can easily give a few needles and put on two plasters.

Jiang Yuyan originally wanted to stay and serve, but the little girl Liu'er took Jiang Yuyan to Shierfangfang, saying that it was for the New Year to change some new jewelry and buy a few pieces of floral cloth.

After going back and forth, only Xu Yeyue was left by her side.

Seeing Xu Yeyue's complacent appearance, she knew that this must be her arrangement, that little girl Liu'er most likely got the benefit, and then began to sell the uncle.

Li Jinyu was holding Xu Yeyue in one hand, and was writing and drawing with the other hand. The content of the writing was not organized. It was like writing what he thought of, as if he was writing an outline.

In fact, this is the "outline", not even a draft, just writing all kinds of ideas.

When the thoughts are almost complete, I will sort them out one by one, write them into drafts, and then supplement them separately, which will be the work plan for the coming year.

Xu Yeyue has long been used to these.

Four or five years ago, Li Jinyu would make plans at the end of the year, and she would always be by her side.

It's not to help out with ideas, because Li Jinyu doesn't need ideas now, only when all ideas are recorded, do you need to discuss with others how to implement them.

Xu Yeyue is here to provide Li Jinyu with various ideas and make Li Jinyu's mind more active.

Because when Li Jinyu was thinking about problems, his fingers would habitually caress them, just like at this moment, Xu Yeyue's pure white jade feet were in Li Jinyu's hands.

At this time, Li Jinyu would feel that his mind was very active, thinking one after another.

Whenever this time, Xu Yeyue's mind will be very flexible, with all kinds of whimsical ideas.

Xu Yeyue looked down, and saw that there were Mingzun City Plan, Tsing Yi Building Plan, Sword Casting City Plan, Supreme City Plan, and Desert City Plan written on it...

Mingzun City, Tsing Yi Building, Zhizun City, etc. have all been heard of, and they have a general understanding. Looking at Li Jinyu's plan, he has already figured out how to make up for it.

As for the desert scorpion, Lingshuang sword, and the eleven wings of the Kingdom of Jin, I have never heard of it, but I can have some ideas after looking at Li Jinyu's plan.

Xu Yeyue doesn't have that great ability and forward vision when it comes to big things, but she is very good at small things, especially good at checking for gaps and filling in gaps, or providing some alternative but effective ideas.

Xu Yeyue thought about Li Jinyu's flying and dancing, while counting the ice cones hanging from outside.

There are 63 ice picks in total, 26 are longer and 37 are shorter.

"Clap!"

One of them fell down, leaving only 62 ice picks, 26 long and 36 short.

"How many ice picks are there out there?"

Xu Yeyue subconsciously said: "62."

Li Jinyu smiled and said, "How many times have you counted?"

Xu Yeyue said: "How do you know I'm counting ice picks? Could it be the roundworms in my stomach?"

Li Jinyu said: "You count every year, this is a little secret between the two of us."

Xu Yeyue said: "How many times do you think I counted?"

Li Jinyu said: "You are quite impatient, I guess you should have counted thirty or forty times."

Xu Yeyue said: "You are wrong, this time you finally guessed wrong, I only counted three times."

Li Jinyu said, "Why only three times?"

Xu Yeyue said: "It's just such an ice pick. After counting, there is nothing to do. I want to count slowly."

Li Jinyu said: "Why is there nothing wrong? You can't help me with the detailed plan, or rub my shoulders and legs, or make me a cup of tea!"

Xu Yeyue said: "This lady is good at everything, but she doesn't know how to serve others. If I expect this lady to squeeze your shoulders, beat your back, serve tea and fold quilts for you, then... ah!"

Li Jinyu scratched the soles of her feet lightly, and asked in her ear: "Then what are you going to do?"

Xu Yeyue said: "You are a heartless thief, you are obviously a fool, a heartless, and a bastard, but you can't let people let go no matter what. There must be something wrong when Empress Nuwa created you."

Li Jinyu said: "I am Empress Nuwa, who used a purple gold keel, three balls of nine heavenly breath soil, ten drops of Sanguang Shenshui, a strand of lingering love, plus the ancient war god's towering fighting spirit, broken and gathered together."

Xu Yeyue said: "There is another cowhide."

Li Jinyu said: "What cowhide?"

Xu Yeyue said: "You played this one!"

Li Jinyu said: "Then I will try."

Li Jinyu lowered his head and looked at Xu Yeyue who wanted to refuse but still welcome, of course it was impossible to bear it!
"Heartless thief, where does he rank?"

"There is no ranking in our family, and you have nothing to eat when you have nothing to do. When your birthday is next year, do you think I can let you go?"

Xu Yeyue said: "Cut! Who knows!"

Li Jinyu said: "You can still speak hard now, but in a few months, let's see if you can still be hard-spoken!"

Xu Yeyue said: "I should say this!"

Li Jinyu said: "It makes you speechless!"

"Hmm~"

……

As the New Year approached, not only Li Jinyu, but even those tyrants and bandits no longer wanted to provoke troubles, and prepared for the New Year with peace of mind.

For Chinese people, nothing is more important than celebrating the new year. Even heroes like Li Chenzhou and Shangguan Jinhong are ready to celebrate the new year.

If you have anything to say, let’s talk about it next year!
What's the matter, do it next year!
What kind of conspiracies and tricks are there? Who would think of conspiracies and tricks during Chinese New Year? It's better to eat dumplings!

Anyway, in Li Jinyu's opinion, at least in this period of time, a bowl of steaming dumplings is hundreds of times more important than any conspiracy or underworld competition.

Of course, another reason is that after a full year of hard work, Li Jinyu can enjoy a year's harvest.

This year, the wind came and went, went to the desert in summer, enjoyed the ice and snow in the north in winter, fought against Japanese pirates in Japan, defeated Shaolin eminent monks, fought against the geniuses of Meng Yuan, and confronted the army of Liao Kingdom head-on.

Invincible, invincible!
He used to be seventh in the young master list, and became the top of the young master list in a few months. After a few months, he can no longer be described as a young genius, and he is even about to drop off the list.

Those who can be compared with Li Jinyu have changed from geniuses of the same generation to masters of the older generation.

No longer so-and-so's disciple, or the son of a high-ranking family, but the patriarch of a hidden family, or the head of a certain sect.

Even the sects in Jianghu Gejue, the heads of these sects, are not much stronger than Li Jinyu.

He is well-known in the Jianghu, and has made countless young geniuses, Jianghu knight-errants, and heads of great schools. He has friends everywhere, and has relationships with everyone in the world.

It seems that he does not have much business in the court, but he has made a lot of contributions, especially at the end of the year, which made his viscount title become a marquis.

At this age, becoming a marquis based on merit is enough to be recorded in the annals of history, and there will even be a separate chapter.

With such a hard and hard struggle and such a huge harvest, Li Jinyu can take a good rest, even before February, he is not ready to do anything.

If you don't do anything this year, or if everything fails, and everything goes wrong, you may be able to force a smile on your face for the new year, but it's definitely not a good time.

If you are still narrow-minded, thinking about conspiracy and tricks all the time, it will be even more difficult.

Among the many dignitaries in Luoyang City, the most expensive two are not having a good year this year, and it is very bad.

Which two?
One is the prince.

First, he was almost killed in Huzhou, but when he came back, he was scolded by Wu Zetian because he acted too urgently, and he is still a vegetarian in civilian clothes.

Although the crown prince has eaten delicacies from mountains and seas since he was a child, his body is full of oil, so it is a good thing to eat something light.

But for the Chinese New Year, the strong aroma of wine and meat is everywhere, but they can only clear porridge and tofu, and they can't enjoy music, singing and dancing. It's really very uncomfortable.

One is Liang Wang.

The crown prince had an accident, and with Di Renjie as his guard, it was safe and sound. He was scolded a few times, but there was no big loss. The king of Liang suffered a great loss.

First, in the Huzhou case, they secretly sent someone to contact Xu Shide, and then they were tricked by Xu Shide.

Although the prince was responsible for the fault, King Liang mistakenly thought that Wu Zetian hadn't found out, and jumped up and down to play the prince's crime, which made Wu Zetian very angry.

This matter is not over yet, and he began to participate again. Li Jinyu has the heart of rebellion, but he is a big traitor. I implore His Majesty to get rid of this traitor and prevent him from causing harm to the country.

After participating in the performance many times, Wu Zetian was finally bored and asked him to go to confinement to reflect.

Liang Wang was reflecting at home, but suddenly he heard that Li Jinyu had been beaten up, and he was so proud that he immediately asked people to continue to play, and then provoked another scolding.

All kinds of bad things came and went, which made King Liang lose a lot of face. Even his cronies were removed by Wu Zetian, and the loss was really heavy.

If it weren't for the fact that the Wu family has no geniuses and needs Liang Wang to check and balance the Li and Tang factions in the court, he would have been shot to death by Wu Zetian for his jumping up and down like this.

Although King Liang's life was spared, there would never be less beatings, and he was still under confinement during the Chinese New Year.

Commoner vegetarians are not allowed to perform music or sing and dance.

Even this year's palace dinners and celestial sacrifice ceremonies, King Liang must be in the Prince Liang's mansion and not allowed to go out.

However, under Di Renjie's "pleading", Wu Zetian decided to "extrajudicially show mercy" to King Liang, allowing him to place incense tables in the courtyard and kneel to listen to the emperor's teachings.

Although Wu Sansi's martial arts are advanced and profound, if he could hear them from such a long distance, it would be a ghost.

To put it bluntly, he was asked to kneel in the courtyard with an incense table on New Year's Eve, and he had to kneel. After kneeling, he had to thank His Majesty for "the grace of heaven".

Wu Sansi was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and he wished he could rush out immediately and gnaw a piece of meat off Di Renjie's neck. This old thing is really too hateful. When I take power, I can't spare you!
……

Di Fu.

Di Renjie, who was being talked about by Wu Sansi, was drinking tea with a smile. Recently, there was a good thing that his niece, whom he hadn't seen for more than ten years, was coming to Luoyang for the New Year.

Although the Di family is not one of the seven clans and five surnames, nor can it be regarded as a powerful family, it does have several branches.

Di Renjie is the prime minister, even though he has the reputation of not avoiding relatives and enemies when promoting internally, he cannot always recommend his own juniors, and he is not familiar with other branches of the family.

Even in the last ten years or so, he hasn't visited his hometown in Bingzhou, and he hasn't seen his nephew or niece for more than ten years.

Even his own sons, the two who were sent out to be governors, had a hard time seeing each other.

Now that his niece is coming to Luoyang for the New Year, Di Renjie is naturally very happy, and quickly asked Di Chun to clean up the Xikua courtyard, and replace all the furniture and bedding with the best.

After drinking the tea, Di Chun said: "Master, you will not be at ease today, the devil king is coming!"

Di Renjie said with a smile: "You boy, you have eaten the whole fish feast invited by others, and you are still making arrangements for others behind your back. Don't you know that this 'devil king' is the most narrow-minded?"

Di Chun said: "No matter how narrow-minded you are, can you still embarrass me as a servant?"

Di Renjie said: "That's not necessarily true."

Di Chun said: "If it's difficult, just make it difficult. When the time comes, I will say that this is the nickname the master gave him."

Di Renjie scolded with a smile: "You bastard."

Di Chun smiled and scratched the back of his head.

Di Renjie is very kind to his family, and he can joke around on weekdays. Di Chun has long been used to this, and even often teases Di Renjie for being petty.

Di Renjie said, "He's the only one?"

Di Chun said: "There is also a female devil."

Before the words fell, a clear and pleasant voice came from outside: "Di Chun, you don't want your beard anymore?"

Di Chun smiled and said, "I'm not afraid, my beard has been shaved long ago, I don't have a beard!"

"The beard is clean, where's the hair?"

A ray of flames sneaked in quietly, Di Chun shouted and ran out of the study quickly, Xu Yeyue could not close his mouth from ear to ear, Di Renjie and Li Jinyu had nothing to do about it.

When it comes to mischievousness, Xu Yeyue is comparable to the gentle lady, and is the top naughty in the world.

It's just that Miss Wenrou is good at making troubles, Xu Yeyue can observe words and deeds in most cases, and when she can not offend others, she will definitely not offend others.

Let's put it this way, when meeting ten different people, Wen Rou will provoke seven of them and make friends with the remaining three, while Xu Yeyue can do the opposite.

As for Li Jinyu, he should be able to make friends with everyone. If he really can't make friends, it means that he is an enemy, and there is often only one consequence for an enemy.

Di Renjie smiled and said: "You bastard, aren't you on vacation recently, why come to my place when you have time?"

Li Jinyu said: "Visit the elders."

Di Renjie said: "Visit empty-handed?"

Li Jinyu said: "It's not my fault. You are the prime minister of the court. Some people say that I gave you three pieces of tofu as a bribe. Doesn't this tarnish your reputation?"

Di Renjie said: "What a jerk. He came back from Liao and brought me a big problem. Then he went back for vacation. I haven't slept well for several days."

Li Jinyu said: "Go to sleep, can it be that your Majesty can blame you if you sleep late and cheat?"

Di Renjie said: "Your Majesty will not blame, but the people will. It is not easy to be a prime minister."

Li Jinyu said: "The Iron Armored General crosses the pass at night, the courtiers wait until the fifth watch is cold, and the eminent monks in the mountain temple have not risen every day. It seems that fame and wealth are not as good as idleness. Why don't you go and become a monk? Judging by your appearance, you are quite destined for the Buddha."

Not only fate, but also circle.

Round and round.

You don’t need makeup to play Maitreya Buddha, you wear cassocks and shave your head, who dares to say that it’s not Maitreya Buddha?
Di Renjie said: "Nonsense, I asked you to explain the matter of the ranch the day before yesterday, you just came here today, you don't know how to submit the memorial, you must be stuck with my rest time!"

Li Jinyu said: "The memorial was sent up, and I wrote more than 1 words eloquently. I basically wrote everything that should be written, and Yeyue can understand it. Could it be..."

"Cough cough~~"

Li Jinyu said: "As you please, I will answer whatever you ask, but first tell me, what happened to the Marquis of Jinling County? Has the ancient system been restored?"

Di Renjie said: "Jinyu, some things cannot be said clearly, but you should understand."

Li Jinyu said: "I understand, what then?"

Di Renjie said: "Actually, Your Majesty wanted to confer title on you at first, but firstly, your achievements were not enough, and secondly, your qualifications were not good enough, so I persuaded you to go back."

Li Jinyu said: "You..."

Di Renjie said, "Listen to me first."

Li Jinyu said: "You continue."

Di Renjie said: "The king is not enough, and the title of marquis seems a little low. As for the official position, there is really no official position that suits your rambunctious personality."

Li Jinyu said: "So you are the Duke of the county?"

Di Renjie said: "That's right, on the surface it's just a special title given by His Majesty willfully. In fact, your boy has more power in Jinling than imagined."

Li Jinyu said: "Can you open the mansion?"

Di Renjie said: "It's like you let Xiao Yuanshan be the rancher, do you understand what I mean?"

Li Jinyu said: "Understand! Understood!"

Di Renjie said: "In the county marquis's mansion, you can set up three ministers (Lang Zhongling, Lieutenant, Da Nong), four orders (Dianshu Ling, Dianci Ling, Dianwei Ling, Xueguan Ling), Mausoleum Chief, Temple Chief, and Shepherd Chief. , Yezhe, Chinese doctor, Dianyicheng, Dianfucheng and other positions, it is hard to say about others, but a few people who are familiar with you can be transferred!"

Li Jinyu said, "Is Di Qing okay?"

Di Renjie rolled his eyes, did not answer, and said to himself: "Nan Jiyun, he has been with you for the longest time, he can lead 1100 people as a lieutenant!"

Li Jinyu said, "So many people?"

Di Renjie said: "That's why I said, your power is greater than you imagined. In addition, with the title of Marquis, you can try to subdue the Xining faction."

Li Jinyu said, "I know how to do it."

Di Renjie said: "How?"

Li Jinyu said: "Let Nan Jiyun join the Xining Sect first and become an elder protector, and then appoint Nan Jiyun as a lieutenant, and the soldiers under his command will be selected from the Xining Sect."

Di Renjie said: "Good idea, but those elders of the Xining faction are not easy-going people, and some of the benefits that should be distributed should be distributed."

Li Jinyu said: "The whole world knows that if you do business with me, everyone can eat meat!"

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