my wife is god catcher

Chapter 324 Dear Friends, Happy Chinese New Year

No one talks about conspiracies and tricks during the Chinese New Year.

During the New Year, you should say what you should say during the New Year, especially as an elder, you should say what an elder should say.

such as--

——When will you have your baby?

Seeing that the famous Princess Tianping gave birth to a child with great interest, Li Jinyu had the idea of ​​running away immediately, but unfortunately she couldn't.

Just took someone else's big red envelope, it's not good to walk away immediately, I can only be patient, listening to Princess Taiping's rambling, I just feel that my soul has been hatched.

Tie Feihua blushed when she heard this.

It has been more than half a year since the Peony Flower Festival, the two of them were gluey when they were together, but there is no sign yet.

On the one hand, it is true that gathering less and separating more, on the other hand, it is refining and transforming qi. When practicing kung fu, all subconsciously refine and transform into one's own true qi cultivation.

Su Ying is also in a similar situation.

Although Su Ying didn't like to practice martial arts, the longevity zhenqi circulated in the body by itself, refining and transforming qi by itself.

Since Su Ying's martial arts are relatively poor, she can't even control this process. This can only be alleviated when her martial arts improve in the future and the control of her true energy is refined.

Another way is to improve Li Jinyu's martial arts again, from refining essence and transforming qi to refining spirit to fight the void, and the martial arts can also be solved to the point of reversing the void and surviving.

Although Su Ying's talent is extremely high, she really has no interest in martial arts, so she can only rely on Li Jinyu.

Otherwise, in another two years, Su Ying might try to see if she can use medicine to suppress the refining gas.

What Princess Taiping said made Li Jinyu and others think about it. Li Jinyu thought of the process, while Tie Feihua and Su Ying thought of blossoming and bearing fruit.

Just when Princess Taiping was about to take out another book of Yin Gui Secret Art, the three of them ran away in fright.

Of course, before running away, bring the cheats with you.

……

Six and a half minutes.

Lei Shan looked at the letter sent by Li Jinyu, and patted Daguang's head in disbelief.

"Second, what do you mean by this? Could it be that Marquis Li has taken a fancy to the Lei family's firearm skills?"

Di Fei was startled and said, "No such intention at all."

Di Feijing's categorical statement cannot be doubted.

Unquestionable means that even the Chief Hall Master Lei Shan cannot question this conclusion.

Lei Shan would not question his conclusions either.

No matter how unreasonable things are, as long as Di Feijing says yes, it must be. After so many years of ups and downs, Di Feijing has never made a mistake.

Lei Shan said: "Then what is he going to do?"

Di Fei said in surprise: "Play!"

Lei Shan exclaimed: "Play? He is so big, a marquis, a big man, want to play?"

Di Fei said in shock: "I just want to play, maybe because I was too tired last year, Li Jinyu must take a good rest and relax in the near future!"

Lei Shan said: "Ordinary people in the streets and alleys don't have this kind of hobby. Only children like to set off fireworks. How did he learn from children?"

Di Fei was startled and said: "That's not right, adults may not like it, especially the beauties around him, Xu Yeyue and He Junqi, will definitely like it very much."

Lei Shan said, "Who do you think is the favorite?"

This question is pure embarrassment.

Di Feijing has never had contact with these people, but only read some information, how can he tell the difference?

But the name of the "low-headed dragon" is definitely not something that has been blown out. No matter how embarrassing the question, Di Feijing can think of a reasonable explanation.

Di Fei exclaimed in shock: "Su Ying! Doctor Su!"

Lei Shan said: "Why? I heard that Old Ghost Xu's daughter, like Wen Wan's daughter, is as mischievous as a demon king. Why isn't she?"

Di Fei said in surprise: "Because Xu Yeyue and Li Jinyu are childhood sweethearts, these children have played with things since they were young, and they like them, but they are not new."

Lei Shan said: "The saint of Miaojiang has been in the land of Miaojiang since she was a child. This is the first time she has left Miaojiang. She has never seen these before, and she feels even more fresh."

Di Fei was surprised: "She may not have seen it, or she may have seen it, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that when she was young, she must have watched the New Year with her parents and enjoyed the love from her parents."

After a pause, Di Fei said in shock, "Among Li Jinyu's many beauties, only Su Ying is an orphan girl who was raised by Wei Wuya's mouse. She looks like a cold fairy, but she has a great lack in her heart."

Di Fei said in shock: "Su Ying has never enjoyed the love of her parents, nor the joy of the New Year, whether it is fireworks, red envelopes, candy, new clothes or new shoes."

Lei Shan said: "Second brother, you are a fairy-like figure, do you like these children's things?"

Di Fei said in shock: "It's a big mistake. If Miracle Doctor Su was a fairy, Li Jinyu would definitely not like it. He likes people with flesh and blood, not clay puppets."

Lei Shan said: "It's true, the fairies in Cihang Jingzhai are beautiful, but after watching them for a long time, you will find that they are no different from clay puppets."

Di Fei was startled and said, "Even if he was a fairy, he might not have been a fairy when he was a child. Could it be that the chief hall master didn't want to change into a set of tiger-headed shoes and hats when he was a child for the New Year?"

Lei Shan smiled and said, "I want to! Not only do I want to change into a new set of clothes, but I also want to eat fruity frosting."

Di Fei was startled and said, "That's it. Li Jinyu looks rough and bold, but in fact he is very, very careful with the people around him. He must have thought of this."

Lei Shan said: "This is very difficult. If I blow up their house, I can blow it up to fly ash when I have a cup of tea. Where can I find the fun fireworks?"

Di Fei said in surprise, "I have someone to choose. If he agrees to make a move, I can finish it this afternoon."

Lei Shan said: "Who? Please go immediately!"

Di Fei was startled with bitterness on his face: "He is a gynecologist who is proficient in organ skills. He opened a gynecology clinic in the south of the city, but he actually doesn't know how to treat diseases."

Lei Shan said: "Gynecologist? Or a gynecologist who can't treat diseases? Second child, why do you even know this person? Did you go to see a doctor?"

Lei Shan gave Di Fei a startled sentence carelessly.

Di Fei was startled and said, "Because he belongs to the Baolong family of the imperial court, the imperial court asked him to choose an identity as a disguise, and then he chose someone who can be seen through at a glance."

Lei Shan said: "The Baolong family? People in the official family are not easy to deal with. Can you ask him to make fireworks?"

Di Fei said in surprise, "Of course."

Lei Shan asked, "How can I please?"

Di Fei was startled and said, "Give him the money!"

"puff……"

The tea that Lei Shan had just drank was sprayed out more than a foot away in one breath, and he almost lost his breath.

Di Fei was startled to talk so lively that he thought it was some kind of peerless strange person, and Lei Shan even thought of the peerless master who lived in seclusion in the world, the inheritor of Mohism mechanism technique.

Originally, I thought that I must hold the token and say a lot of codes before asking him for help.

Then...give me money!
Just give me money?

How much?

Is it worth the money?
Di Fei said in surprise: "On weekdays, three or five taels of silver are enough, but during the Chinese New Year it will be more expensive, and to please his wife, it is best to buy some more jewelry."

Lei Shu looked at Di Feijing with a sad face.

He has now confirmed that what Di Feijing said just now was to see him make a fool of himself.

This narrow-minded guy!

Didn't I just make fun of you?

Want to get it back so soon?

Lei Shan waved his hand: "Hurry up, if that zero zero hair is really capable, let him make three, five, seven or eight more boxes, so that Chun'er can have fun."

Everyone has softness in their hearts, and the softness in Lei Shun's heart is his daughter Lei Chun.

When facing others, Lei Shun is vicious, stabbing in the back, harming others to benefit himself, and doing everything he can, but he treats Lei Chun with sincerity.

Someone asked here, Lei Chun is his own daughter, how can a father not spoil his daughter?
Although Lei Chun's surname is Lei, she is not Lei Shun's biological daughter. Lei Chun's biological father is Guan Qi. She is the daughter of Guan Qi and Wen Xiaobai, and Lei Shun's adopted daughter.

Lei Shun treats Lei Chun just like Yuchi Zhenjin treats Li Jinyu, giving wholeheartedly.

Di Fei was startled and said: "That's okay, if you stay at home all the time, you'll be exhausted. Why don't you invite a few playmates to have fun together, Xu Yeyue won't refuse if you think about it."

Lei Shan said: "The daughter of old ghost Xu, who is the same ghost as his father, looks harmless to humans and animals, but in fact, she has made friends with a large number of people without knowing it."

Di Fei was startled and said, "If you don't have this ability, how can you stay with Li Jinyu? The little maid next to him is definitely not a vase."

Lei Shan said: "Given his status, what kind of vase does he have? Cihang Jingzhai's vase also has a great chance, why would he keep the vase!"

……

Twelve squares.

Xu Yeyue held two packs of snacks in her hands, followed by Zhang Huan, Li Lang, Shen Tao and Xiao Bao who were carrying the bags.

But everyone bought too many things, Li Yuanfang and Wang Xiaoshi couldn't take them, so they called Zhang Huan and the others to carry bags for the young ladies.

Xu Yeyue said: "Let me tell you, the cakes in front are very good, I especially like their rice cakes, they are really fragrant and glutinous."

Zhang Huan said: "Miss is right. There are seven or eight pastry shops in Luoyang that are more exquisite than theirs, but their rice cakes are the best."

He Junqi said: "Why did you come here today? If I knew it was so good, I would have come here to eat."

Li Lang said: "Miss, I don't know, this pastry shop is very strange. It only sells delicious rice cakes during the New Year, and it doesn't sell them at other times."

Gentle way: "They don't want to do business?"

Shen Tao said: "That's not true, but it's said that the pastry chef who makes rice cakes only comes here during the Chinese New Year, not at other times."

Di Ruyan said: "That pastry chef is so weird, isn't he afraid that others will trouble him?"

Xiao Bao said: "Don't be afraid, because this shop has been open for decades, but no one knows who the mysterious pastry chef is, and even Chu Liuxiang may not be able to find it."

Liu Er said: "I wanted to look for it, but I couldn't find it after searching for a long time. I went to ask my senior brother for help, but the senior brother didn't dare to come."

He said softly: "Is your senior brother very powerful?"

It's not that she thinks that Liu'er is a maid, she must not have a strong background, and she doesn't mean to make fun of it.

Instead, I feel that there must be an interesting story in such a hype, and I want to explore it carefully.

Liu Er said: "His martial arts are not very powerful, but his lightness kung fu is very good. In terms of finding things, only Chu Liuxiang Sikong Zhaixing is better than him in the Jianghu."

Wang Xiaoshi said: "Oh, so it was him!"

He said softly: "What charades are you playing? I want to hear how powerful that guy is."

Wang Xiaoshi said: "Great lightness kungfu, only under Chu Liuxiang and Sikong Zhaixing, who else can it be? Of course it's the pearl, emerald and white jade soup, that is, the saint of robbers!"

Gentlely said: "Sage Thieves? Liu'er, let's go and see later, find that pastry chef, and then go to your senior brother and let him see our skills!"

In the time it takes to speak, I have reached the door of the pastry shop.

Hefangzhai!
This is a very old shop, at least five or sixty years old, but although their dim sum is top-notch, it's not particularly unusual.

The memorable and delicious rice cakes started selling about six or seven years ago, selling fifty catties a day, and each person can only buy a small piece until they are sold out.

There were so many people rushing away, the shopkeeper of the pastry shop saw him and came out to greet him from afar.

"Miss Yue, Miss Liu'er, are you here to buy rice cakes? Knowing that you like them, I specially left a few for you, but these few..."

Xu Yeyue said: "It's okay, I understand your rules, cut it into small pieces, and we will share."

"Thank you, Ms. Yue, for your understanding. Knowing that Ms. Yue likes red bean noodles, I specially prepared the best one.

This is the best red bean from our hometown, carefully selected one by one, and then let the best master grind it finely, it is the sweetest when paired with rice cakes..."

Gentlely said: "Your cakes..."

Before he finished speaking, a smiling fat man appeared at the door and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, bring me a piece of rice cake, I like mung bean flour."

When the conversation was interrupted, Miss Gentle suddenly became furious, and turned around to teach the fat man a lesson.

But before she could make a move, Liu'er had already grabbed her without a trace, Xu Yeyue immediately said: "So it's Uncle Zhu, your belly is round again."

The fat man smiled and said: "Xiao Yeyue is still like this, she speaks unforgivingly, what's wrong with a big belly? Old Di Ge's belly is bigger than mine!"

This fat man is short and fat, fat and white, with a pleasant smile and sincere eyes. His eyes are very small. When he is not smiling, he can see the cracks, but when he smiles he can't see the cracks.

But he also likes to laugh very much. When he smiles, he looks like a Maitreya Buddha with a big belly, which makes people feel close.

But if he knew his name, then even Xu Yeyue would never dare to act presumptuously.

He is Zhu Yueming, the minister of punishment!

Zhu Yueming, nicknamed "Smiley Chief Criminal", has a complex identity, is slick, hides his secrets, smiles at people, and never reveals his true inner thoughts.

Zhu Yueming's greatest strengths are two points:

[-]. He doesn't seem to have any strengths, because once someone discovers his strengths, he will find his disadvantages and ways to deal with his strengths at the same time.

[-]. He is full of smiles, kind and friendly, making people careless of him. He is even better at hiding a knife in a smile than "little Maitreya with a smile".

Xu Ruowu once said that he would rather have a hundred enemies than offend someone like Zhu Yueming.

When he praises you, you have to be careful that there are traps ahead for you to step on;

When he flatters you, you have to pay attention to whether you have any excuses that have fallen into his hands;

When he pats you on the shoulder to express intimacy, you'd better take off your clothes and check whether your neck, shoulders, chest, and ribs have been poisoned.

Zhu Yueming has a very good relationship with Li Tang's faction, and he can talk to Wu Sansi, and he is also very familiar with Jianghu affairs, so he can enjoy himself wherever he goes.

The most important thing is that he looks naive, but in fact he is knowledgeable, articulate and eloquent.

Back then, someone ridiculed Di Renjie behind his back, Zhu Yueming obviously agreed, but secretly ridiculed, and when those people went back and thought about it, they realized that they were scolded.

Xu Yeyue said: "Old Di Ge's belly is the prime minister's belly that can hold a boat. Your belly looks like the belly of the God of Wealth. It's full of money."

Zhu Yueming said: "How can I have as much money as your loving brother's family with these few copper coins?"

Xu Yeyue said: "No matter how much money there is, it will be managed by others. Uncle Zhu, Happy Chinese New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai, bring the red envelope, don't be stingy."

Zhu Yueming said: "Being stingy to others, if I'm stingy to you, Miss Xu, I'm afraid I'll have to sleep on the street tonight, shopkeeper, I'll give you a few more red papers."

Naturally, Zhu Yueming didn't carry red envelopes with him, so he asked the shopkeeper to send red paper, and wrapped up a few temporarily, even Zhang Huan, Li Lang, Shen Tao and Xiao Bao got a share.

Looking at Zhu Yueming's back, Li Yuanfang asked curiously, "Is this considered bribery?"

He Junqi said: "It definitely doesn't count!"

Li Yuanfang said: "Why?"

He Junqi said: "Bribery refers to a small official giving money to a senior official. Zhu Yueming is a senior official than you. If it is a bribe, you should give him money."

Zhang Huan said: "Miss He is right, this is the New Year's red envelope, let's change into new clothes."

Gentlely said: "He is Zhu Yueming? Even someone as powerful as my senior brother reminded me that this fat man is very difficult to provoke, and it's best not to provoke him casually."

Liu Er said: "Such a person who is not easy to mess with, he behaves well here, which means that the big boss of this store is even more difficult to mess with, so be honest!"

Gentlely said: "I want to provoke! Even if he hangs me on the tower, I still want to see his skills!"

Xu Yeyue came out to play, she was not interested in making trouble with Wen Rou, and forced Wen Wen to leave.

In the evening, Miss Wenrou felt that she couldn't swallow this breath, so she sneaked in wearing night clothes. The next morning, she was redeemed by Wang Xiaoshi from the store.

As soon as I entered, I was arrested and forced to grind soybeans all night, which made my back ache.

Why are you obedient?

——Are you grinding a basket of soybeans here, or shall I send you to meet the officials and spend the New Year in prison?

——How about hanging you on the wall?

Feeling the sharp edge of the shop owner's sword, the gentle lady obediently conceded, and silently pushed the stone mill...

It is said that Wang Xiaoshi also wanted to use this trick after that, but he was embarrassed by Wen Rou. After that, for three full months, when he saw tofu, he would think of Jiuyin White Bone Claw...

Gentle pushed the stone mill in the middle of the night, while Li Jinyu brought his relatives and friends to set off fireworks.

Although the palace banquet was lively, it always felt a little awkward and couldn't let it go. At this moment, many relatives and friends gathered together to express their feelings directly, which made it even more enjoyable.

Blossoming fireworks bloom in the air, emitting colorful flashes, some of which can form a variety of beautiful patterns, and even form words.

Looking at the cheerful smiling faces of everyone, Li Jinyu can finally say with peace of mind:
——Dear friends, Happy Chinese New Year!

　On the first day of the Lunar New Year, happy Chinese New Year, let’s walk around the streets to pray for the New Year!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)