my wife is god catcher

Chapter 327 Win-Win Method, Peach Blossom Tribulation

Jin Lingzhi was taken down to rest.

Mrs. Jin Tai said with a little worry: "It's all my fault that I have spoiled her, this matter is not easy!"

Jin Siye said: "However, the Huashan School is also a big school with a long history. It will be very troublesome if you steal the master's secret knowledge from others."

Mrs. Jin said: "The most important thing is that the Huashan faction suffered a series of catastrophes last year, and its power has been greatly reduced. It needs a victory to promote that the Huashan faction has not fallen!"

This is called "Nian Shanyin"!
It's not the mother and son talking, but the words to Li Jinyu and Chu Liuxiang, asking them to think of a way.

If there is a real fight, although the Huashan faction has masters like Feng Qingyang, the Jin family is numerous and powerful, and the total forces of all branches add up to more than [-] people.

All the direct descendants of the Jin family swarmed up, even if Feng Qingyang's swordsmanship is as good as gods, it is difficult to face the tactics of the sea of ​​people.

What's more, the Jin family's network of relationships in various places is far from comparable to that of the Huashan faction. Even if Feng Qingyang kills Mrs. Jin and Jin Siye directly by himself, the other members of Huashan will be taken down together.

To put it bluntly—both losers!
If it is reasonable, the martial arts of Jin Lingzhi is not learned secretly, but bought. The most shameful thing is the Huashan School, because they can't keep the master's unique skills.

Chu Liuxiang said: "The most important problem is that you have a very bad relationship with the Huashan faction. They won't accept your favor. Your words are useless in Huashan."

Most men will think that this girl is seducing him when they hear this kind of words and see this kind of expression, because most men can't help being a little sentimental.

Chu Liuxiang said: "I have plenty of time, any time is fine, but little goldfish, why should I go with you? Should you give me a reason?"

Li Jinyu said: "I stay at home for no more than three months throughout the year, and my wife handles family affairs, so I must listen to my wife."

It's a pity that Linghu Chong was sent to Tiankeng by Xiang Wen.

Don't even dare to touch your nose.

……

A woman's skin is always thinner.

It's unimaginably fast!
……

Ai Qing stared at him, initially surprised, but gradually disappointed, her bright red cheeks gradually turned a little blue, and her eyes shone faintly.

"My name is Ai Qing."

It's just that it really shouldn't be released at this time, not in this place, let alone by Chu Liuxiang's side.

Chu Liuxiang said: "I'm sure I won't do this, but this Marquis Li is the best at it. One of the three mischievous villains in the world today is in their house, and he is the most obedient one!"

If Linghu Chong hadn't practiced Dugu Nine Swords, he would never be Gao Yanan's opponent, let alone Hua Zhenzhen.

Of course, these are all rumors in the world, Li Jinyu will not admit it, Li Jinyu has never been picky about food.

The help that Li Jinyu said was to ask Chu Liuxiang to go to Youzhou to find the iron box of Liu Jinzang's anonymous list.

Ai Qing farts now!
Loud fart!

"Whatever you want, I promise you!"

"The girl must repay me?"

This gave him a little more confidence in his disguise technique, and at the same time he knew that he was not a shit-stirring stick, Li Jinyu was the real shit-stirring stick!

The farting girl also followed out.

Because when the fart is about to come, it is like the green dragon in Li Jinyu's sleeve. When it comes, it disappears without a trace, and when it goes away, there is a flash of lightning, making people unprepared and unpredictable.

Chu Liuxiang, who just ran out, also encountered her own catastrophe—the peach blossom catastrophe!

If the peach blossoms are too heavy, it will turn from peach blossom luck to peach blossom calamity, a terrible kind of calamity.

Li Jinyu said: "This matter is easy to handle. I just want to go to sea to deal with some things. I will destroy that bat island, and I will have an explanation for Huashan!"

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and felt that he had made a very good deal. Not only did he lose his doom, but he could also earn 500 taels of silver.

Even though Gao Yanan was wasted seven years by Hu Tiehua, his internal strength was better than Linghu Chong's, and he was proficient in nine moves and thirteen moves of Qingfeng.

Ai Qing:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

Chu Liuxiang understands that if a girl is willing to say her name in front of a strange man, at least it means that she doesn't hate this man.

Because he has been at ease for several months, he wants to move around and relax his muscles and bones.

Chu Liuxiang: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ

Li Jinyu said: "That's not necessarily the case, Yuyan has always obeyed my words very much."

Obviously it's just a stuffy nose, subconsciously stretching out his hand to rub his nose, but it has become his favorite gesture with girls, who can explain this matter?

After searching for more than half a month, I finally found the iron box of Liu Jinzang's anonymous list, and then threw it into the stove without hesitation, and destroyed it together with the iron box.

If a woman farts in public, it is a big deal.

Chu Liuxiang said: "In this way, everyone is really happy, except for the little girl Ganoderma lucidum, she can only be called Senior Sister Gao Yanan in the future, and she will never get back on the stage!"

As long as you can be looked at by a girl like this, what is this little sacrifice?

Indeed not!

Because farts are smelly, meatballs are fragrant.

Knowing Li Jinyu's hobbies, the Jin family specially invited several Lu cuisine chefs to cook a table of meat dishes. Only in front of Mrs. Jin Tai were three or two plates of vegetarian dishes.

Although Xu Yeyue is naughty, she has a degree in everything, and what she does has a relatively large positive effect, while Wen Rou and Jin Ganoderma are purely causing trouble and causing trouble.

Jin Lingzhi said: "What about you?"

For example, Ai Qing, Chu Liuxiang met Ai Qing because Ai Qing farted.

——Greedy Master Li Houye, and grabbing food with the eighty-year-old lady, is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? It turns out that the cook is too good...

Jin Lingzhi said: "It's a pity that you don't count what you say, especially when it conflicts with your wife's words, your maid will definitely not listen to you."

Li Jinyu said: "Just joking around, how can this be taken seriously? And Yeyue is two years older."

Ai Qing said again: "Although I dare not thank you for saving my life, I must repay it."

Chu Liuxiang likes women.

Li Jinyu and Jin Lingzhi made jokes, which made the atmosphere of the banquet much more lively.

On positive effects:
Xu Yeyue>>Gold Ganoderma>Gentleness!
Fortunately, Xu Yeyue didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but found it very interesting. If he got into trouble in the future, he could use this to cover up one or two responsibilities.

Li Jinyu said with a smile: "If you do something wrong, of course you have to pay the price. The price of Lingzhi girl is to be called Senior Sister Gao Yanan. Isn't this interesting?"

Li Jinyu joked: "The difference between people is often greater than the difference between people and pigs. Some people fart in public, and girls like it."

The physiological structure of women is no different from that of men. When they have to fart, they may not be able to hold back.

Mrs. Jin shook her head.

There was a blush on her face, and a pair of black and white cut water autumn eyes were sneaking a glance at Chu Liuxiang.

Whenever he wanted to move around, he would encounter all kinds of catastrophes, but he didn't expect them to come so soon.

Li Jinyu said: "I'm here to celebrate my birthday. There is no Marquis here, so I don't need to be so famous."

Apart from Chu Liuxiang, there were at least seventy or eighty other people who heard the "poof".

Otherwise rumors will come out this afternoon:

Boys and girls of this age, two years older does not mean maturity, but more mischievous.

Chu Liuxiang said: "It's a nice name."

Chu Liuxiang smiled.

Potted cattail!

Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly and touched her nose.

Chu Liuxiang blinked and said, "Am I asking for too little? Can I ask for more?"

So he can only smile.

Jin Siye said: "I will notify the Huashan faction as soon as possible, but I don't know when Lord Hou will go to sea. Will there be enough time? Do you need to prepare vehicles and boats?"

"I'm a poor ghost. I don't need anything, but money. I always think that if a person wants to repay others, giving money is the most affordable way."

Fourth Master Jin said: "Master Hou is brilliant!"

Naturally, this matter cannot be said clearly. Chu Liuxiang didn't care what Li Jinyu said about human feelings.

Chu Liuxiang is a person with a lot of peach blossoms. He not only has peach blossom eyes, but also a peach blossom nose.

There is no way, Chu Xiangshuai's reputation is too great, if he shows his tracks, he may be targeted.

Mrs. Jin said: "It's really interesting, but if I only do this, I'm afraid I will become arrogant."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Just tell me."

"I didn't expect you to be an idiot?"

The Jin family doesn't want to make troubles, but Huashan can't.

What's so unkind?

In fact, this is very unfair to Xu Yeyue.

Having been in charge of the Jin family for decades, Mrs. Jin certainly understands that for a big family and power with a long history, temporary ups and downs are nothing.

She was wearing a light blue spring shirt with narrow sleeves and a fashionable style, with blue flowers embroidered on it, and a royal blue pleated skirt that reached the floor.

How can a gentleman let such a beautiful girl bear the charge of "farting"?

The person with the highest talent in martial arts training in the Huashan School should be Hua Zhenzhen from Yunv Peak, her internal strength is comparable to that of a dry plum.

Of course Chu Liuxiang knew that he was not the one who farted, but if it wasn't him, it would be this sweet, beautiful and young girl.

It seemed that in Li Jinyu's mind, Chu Liuxiang was ugly, and it was not as interesting as Sixi balls.

Ai Qing said: "I don't like favors owed to me by others, and I never owe others. If you don't let me repay you, you look down on me. If a person is looked down upon by others, what's the point of living?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Hu Tiehua will definitely take care of it!"

Li Jinyu smiled and said, "You always worry about chaos, but you ignore the biggest problem of Huashan School."

Especially for Huashan, a sect with a long heritage and profound heritage, there are many profound secret books in the sect.

Chu Liuxiang said: "Of course!"

Although Chu Liuxiang didn't say "I fart" in public, he did have a fart expression on his face, and everyone could see it.

Everyone has farted.

Martial arts masters eat, of course, they can't be noisy like a cottage, they are all eating quietly, so they all heard the fart sound and looked over.

Chu Liuxiang didn't leave Youzhou until the iron box was melted into molten iron by the blacksmith's stove and it was confirmed that the contents inside had completely disappeared.

For such a beautiful girl, Chu Liuxiang has done many more sacrifices than this.

Where there is Chu Liuxiang, there will be women.

Mrs. Jin said: "What is the meaning of this, Lord Hou?"

"You don't want anything else?"

Ah!
Lord Hou is a carnivore!
Even if it is porridge or soup, it must be lean meat porridge, pork rib soup, vegetarian dishes are also acceptable, but it is best to be a chef who can make meat taste!

Li Jinyu said: "He is an asshole, but he is a shameless asshole. Since he knows that he is sorry for Gao Yanan, is Gao Yanan's matter his problem?"

Chu Liuxiang laughed out loud.

Chu Liuxiang knew that this catastrophe could not be avoided.

Li Jinyu said: "Although I'm an asshole, I'm not a reckless asshole. You helped me once, and I will help you this time. I don't care about favors."

After all, Ai Qing left quickly.

──He can only smile, because he himself is a bit inexplicable, he often recognizes some wonderful women under some inexplicable circumstances.

Li Jinyu said: "Never say this!"

Li Jinyu said: "Ganoderma lucidum is right! My wife manages the house well, and all the maids and servants listen to her!"

Fourth Master Jin said: "If possible, I still need to practice a little bit to sharpen her temperament."

There was a blushing on her face again, but her eyes were looking directly at Chu Liuxiang, and there was an indescribable temptation in her voice.

The protagonist of another good show also couldn't stand it.

Li Jinyu said: "Did Hu Tiehua feel sorry for Gao Yanan, did he owe Gao Yanan?"

Mrs. Jin said: "Master Li Gaoyi, this matter is caused by the Jin family, we can't stand by and watch, and the martial arts of Lingzhi girl is indeed..."

Such a profitable business, of course you have to laugh.

"500 taels of silver, there is no 500 taels, half of it is fine, 250 taels is my bottom line."

Ai Qing said: "In your opinion, it is a trivial matter, but in my opinion, it is a big matter. If a person wants to stand firm in the Jianghu, he must distinguish between grievances and resentments."

Many people think that only men fart, perhaps because they have never seen women fart.

Ai Qing lowered her head and said, "You know, if it wasn't for you just now, I would have died."

Li Jinyu really can't stand this!

You are still my nephew!
The matter of Jin Lingzhi has been resolved, and the birthday banquet in the Jin Mansion can finally go on normally.

Chu Liuxiang glanced to the side, and there was a woman sitting beside him. This woman was not only very fragrant, but also beautiful and young.

Chu Liuxiang said: "That's just a trivial matter, how can we talk about life-saving grace? The girl speaks too seriously."

Jin Ganoderma lucidum said: "Hmph! Did your wife ever say that you are not allowed to be promiscuous when you go out?"

Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that one of the hobbies of Li Houye in his life is eating, especially Sixi meatballs, roasted sea cucumbers with green onions, grilled sea cucumbers with elbows, sweet and sour fish...

Jin Lingzhi said: "Why don't Master Hou try it too?"

Just fart, no big deal!
Chu Liuxiang glanced at Li Jinyu, but Li Jinyu didn't look at him, and was still eating Sixi balls quietly.

There is nothing special about this fart except that it is a little louder.

Ai Qing stomped her feet and said, "Okay, I'll give you 500 taels. I don't have it with me now. At three o'clock tonight, I'll send it here for you."

Chu Liuxiang didn't know whether he really didn't understand or pretended not to understand, and suddenly said: "If you must repay me, just give me 500 taels of silver."

"Three Mischievous Troubles" was Li Jinyu's casual ridicule at the beginning, talking about Wen Rou, Jin Lingzhi and Xu Yeyue, but it was unexpectedly spread.

Because he felt "robbing".

But so what?

Li Jinyu said: "This reason is a bit convoluted, I hope your brain can react quickly enough!"

When the girl looked at him, it seemed that she was looking at a great hero who rescued her from the sea of ​​swords and mountains of swords, risking almost every death.

But Hua Zhenzhen didn't take the initiative to show it. Gao Yanan's most prosperous seven years were wasted, and Linghu Chong learned Dugu Nine Swords, which can barely be said to be "the most talented".

Especially when this woman looks at him pitifully and asks him for help, even if she is not a gentleman, even if she is a big bastard, she will come forward.

Mrs. Jin Tai has naturally heard of the title of "Void Night Moon". To be honest, compared to Jin Ganoderma lucidum and Gentleness, it is too much stronger.

Linghu Chong has the highest talent in swordsmanship.

Li Jinyu was too lazy to respond to Chu Liuxiang's slander, and said slowly: "The biggest problem with the Huashan School is that there is no genius, and there is a serious generational gap!"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Of course it should."

A man who doesn't understand what she means is either frighteningly clever or stupid as hell.

Mrs. Jin was taken aback when she heard the words.

Li Jinyu said: "Now, Chu Xiangshuai, please answer me, did I ask you to do it, or should I do it, did I ask you to do it?"

It's just that for a fart, you have to die. This fact is really hard to understand.

When Feng Qingyang gets older and shows a little fatigue, even if the Huashan School will not be exterminated, at least the name of the Seven Great Sword Schools will definitely not be preserved.

It was very cold at that time, and the list was of great importance, it must not fall into the wrong hands, Chu Liuxiang was obliged to do so, and sneaked into Youzhou in disguise.

Chu Liuxiang knew that there would be disaster.

Although there are temporary signs of decline, as long as there are one or two genius disciples who can cultivate the unique skills left by the senior masters, the revival of the Huashan School can be completed.

When others asked him what his secret was, he always smiled without saying a word, and then touched his nose.

That's not right!

In order to save such a beautiful girl, even if Chu Liuxiang had to go alone to deal with three tigers and two lions, he still had the courage to go.

However, Chu Liuxiang didn't find it hard, but found it very interesting, because this time he "went out on a mission" and was not recognized by anyone, nor did he encounter a strong enemy.

Li Jinyu said: "I'll go after a while. I need to find a few things first. It will take two or three months. When I get all the things together, I can start at any time."

Although Chu Liuxiang's skin was thick, she was still very embarrassed to be watched by so many people, so she quickly finished the rice in the bowl and ran to the back garden.

Today's Huashan School, in the eyes of outsiders, is already a castle in the air, supported only by the wind and dry plums.

You bastard, you want to buy my nose?
This time I must make you make a fool of yourself!
What do you buy my nose for?
This crap is useless at all!
Even the basic function of breathing has failed!

Chu Liuxiang said: "He is a jerk!"

Jin Lingzhi said: "If I call you Brother Yu, I'm afraid your little maid will definitely disagree!"

Li Jinyu said: "Is Hu Tiehua your good friend? Is the friend's business your business?"

Li Jinyu said: "Huashan is definitely not willing to publicize the fact that the sect master's unique school has been stolen, and Ganoderma lucidum girl did not learn martial arts secretly, so who taught it?"

Mrs. Jin said: "Thank you, Lord Hou, for your guidance!"

These seven or eighty people are all here to celebrate their birthdays, and they are all masters of martial arts, so they are qualified to sit in the inner hall.

In the icy and snowy Youzhou, Chu Liuxiang changed over a dozen different identities, and walked the streets and alleys to search for her.

It's a pity that the Huashan faction experienced successive changes. Not only were all five branches thunderstorms, but Linghu Chong, who was the most talented among the Huashan juniors, was expelled from the sect.

Women also like Chu Liuxiang.

"Now I feel that I should be the one to ask you to act. You are even more of a jerk than Hu Tiehua."

Li Jinyu said: "Is Gao Yanan a disciple of the Huashan School, should we take action on the Huashan matter?"

"what would you like?"

There are many things in the world that are unfair. It doesn't matter where a man is and how much he farts. The most is to lose face.

This dish is fresh, crisp and tender. Li Jinyu was a little interested at first, but he was too embarrassed to pick it up.

Laughter also came from behind the rockery.

Woman's laughter.

Very, very nice laugh.

　Thanks to book friends Bird Breeder, Drizzle and Breeze Manjuanshu, and Qinyue's Whispers for their rewards

　　
　
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