my wife is god catcher

Chapter 360 Honest Monk, Top Swordsman

Gongsun Lan happily left.

Li Jinyu's conditions were very generous, which made her feel that it was enough to buy herself.

Such a generous condition, if you still push back and refuse to agree, it would be an insult to your IQ.

Any hesitation for a second is a disrespect for money, a disrespect for Li Jinyu, and a disrespect for his own clever mind.

Gongsun Lan was born in the Changge family, and she has always been very reasonable and respectful.

So she agreed without hesitation.

Just as Gongsun Lan left, Xu Yeyue had already entangled her, and said coquettishly, "Brother Yu is really good at adding another sister to the family so soon."

Li Jinyu said: "Don't talk nonsense, I just let her do things for me, but I don't have any other intentions."

Xu Yeyue said: "Work? If Gongsun Lan doesn't use Brother Yu's signboard, how can she do business in Jinling, where there are many aristocratic families? When she plays this signboard, even if she is fine for a while, she will not be able to escape sooner or later."

"Actually, it's nothing. This kind of thing is very common."

At that time, Xu Yeyue had a preliminary success in martial arts, and she didn't control it very well. She was obviously giving alms, but she accidentally set the monk's robe on fire.

Although they didn't know this swordsman at all.

"liquor!"

He suddenly lowered his voice and said, "These beads are all fake. I sold the real ones a long time ago."

The bluestone streets have just been scorched by the sun, and there are still a few shops on both sides that have not opened their doors.

In terms of appearance, Void Yeyue is not inferior to Konggu Youlan. In terms of dance, the temptation of Huomei Dance is even greater than Gongsun Jianwu, but it is not as magnificent and brilliant as Gongsun Jianwu.

Yan Shisan said: "If you are Li Jinyu, you should rush to pay the bill now, or even buy the restaurant and give it to me. It's best to hire me another ten oirans."

Li Jinyu said: "You don't have to give in, the relationship between the two of us, what's the matter with me?"

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The honest monk held his rice bowl in one hand, and patted the flames on his body with the other. Every time he extinguished them with his palm, Xu Yeyue could light another fire for him by changing hands.

Li Jinyu said: "At the beginning I asked Lu Xiaofeng to do things for me, and I promised to invite the cook from the God of Cookery to cook a hundred dishes for Lu Xiaofeng. Guess what happened?"

Xu Yeyue said: "It's the little fairy of fire."

He was indeed crawling, lying on the ground, crawling like a big tortoise, and the crawling speed was very slow.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "If you are honest, how can you learn to crawl like a turtle? If you learn to crawl like a turtle, then you must have done something dishonest."

Huamanlou went up to Guan Danfeng to occupy one. Lu Xiaofeng was originally in the carriage, but he always felt that he was a light bulb that was ruining the scenery, so he had to ride a horse and follow beside the carriage.

Li Jinyu nodded when she heard the words: "That's right, you are indeed Yan Shisan, not someone else's disguise."

Huo Xiu, living in no fixed place, without a trace.

Yan Shisan touched his chin upon hearing this.

Even the honest monk himself has forgotten what his dharma name is, he is just an honest monk.

Li Jinyu said, "He's injured."

Li Jinyu Xu Yeyue and He Junqi took one, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to come in brazenly, but Xu Yeyue almost burned his beard, so he didn't dare to go any closer.

Li Jinyu said: "What fire?"

Hua Manlou said: "Who could it be?"

The Emei faction had a large number of people, Lu Xiaofeng was afraid that Mijue Shitai would draw his sword and cut him down, so he went to Guanzhong first to have a look.

Yan Shisan said: "I want it, I want it."

The honest monk crawled forward tremblingly, and asked, "Is he really crawling forward?"

Xu Yeyue said: "The fire of your desire."

He stretched out his hand to pull Xu Yeyue, and patted Xu Yeyue's August [-]th lightly twice. Feeling the full elasticity of the hand, he couldn't help but slapped it twice again.

"Amitabha... my mother..."

Li Jinyu said: "Lu Xiaofeng!"

Turtle crawling is also nothing to watch.

It wasn't until the honest monk was burned black, even his eyebrows were scorched, that Xu Yeyue held back his true energy.

Li Jinyu said, "Is this a joke?"

The honest monk said: "If I can reincarnate into Zhang's family and learn the five-thunder heavenly heart-rectification method, when I see Lu Xiaofeng, I can kill him with a lightning strike!"

The clothes on his chest were ripped apart by friction, and when he got up, he could see his white belly.

Li Jinyu said: "I only know now that you won't die at the hands of other swordsmen, but you may die from eating and drinking, or die in a woman's belly."

As we all know, monks are not close to women, so when He Junqi got out of the carriage, he immediately lowered his head.

When Lu Xiaofeng saw this monk, he immediately went up to him.

Only when his life is completely over can he put down the sword in his hand.

Others usually rush to pay the bill when they eat. Li Jinyu has always been proud of his friends, but at this moment they are rushing not to pay the bill, which is really strange.

Yan Shisan said: "Want to ask me to fight? You bastard, ask me to fight for you, and don't even invite me to eat a meal! Is there anyone more asshole than you?"

The honest monk said: "Why not honest?"

In fact, this story hasn't happened yet, and it can't be said that it didn't happen, but the original author hasn't been born yet.

A long sword with a black fish skin sheath, a golden mouth, and thirteen pearls on it.

After this experience, the bowl of vegetarian food was burnt to charcoal, without even a drop of soup.

The more anxious you are, the bigger the fire will be.

Speaking of this, the honest monk said angrily: "You let the monks swear again! Amitabha, the poor monk has committed a serious crime, and he should climb another twenty miles."

Li Jinyu said: "If I'm not mistaken, it should be one of the pictures left by the monk Xuanzang and Lu Zu of Chunyang nine times in the past."

Xu Yeyue said: "Say it quickly."

Li Jinyu said: "The pearl on your sword can be exchanged for silver, the pearl is very valuable."

Li Jinyu said, "Of course."

Seeing this black-clothed swordsman, the surrounding customers couldn't help but check out and leave. The always clever waiter didn't dare to go forward, but just watched from a distance.

Yan Shisan laughed loudly and said, "I knew it, you're a drunkard."

Li Jinyu said: "It is indeed very happy, but Yan Shisan will never like this kind of happiness."

Xu Yeyue's eyes were charming, and she licked her tongue: "Why can't you spare me? I'm so scared, so scared!"

Yan Shisan laughed again.

He was famous all over the world when he was 17 years old, and now he is approaching middle age, he can't let go of this sword, and no one else will allow him to let go of this sword.

Having said that, after all, after entering the brothel, the honest monk felt that he had sinned a lot, and punished himself by crawling fifty miles with a turtle, and crawling back to the Buddhist temple little by little.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "What secret technique?"

Up to now, [-] or [-] different versions have been compiled, which can be regarded as a well-known monk and layman's story.

Li Jinyu said, "You can bring the bank notes."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "He has his own way."

The carriage slowly moved on the stone road, making rattling noises. Due to the large number of people, two carriages were arranged directly, but it still seemed a bit insufficient.

Li Jinyu said: "I don't know exactly what Imitation Beast Boxing is, anyway, it's a secret art that imitates the actions of animals to mobilize Qi and blood."

Thirteen of Thirteen Deadly Swords.

The honest monk raised his head, saw Lu Xiaofeng, got up slowly, and asked: "Lu Xiaofeng, have you become more honest recently?"

……

Li Jinyu said: "It means that there are masters here, and they are masters who are good at masculine palm strength."

Ok……

But although he felt surprised and amused in his heart, his face remained calm. Instead, he thought of a reason for the honest monk and explained something to him.

Yan Shisan said, "One meal?"

Li Jinyu said, "I've invited you for this meal."

Yan Shisan said: "A bank note has passed through the hands of countless people, it is extremely dirty."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "The monk has neither a wife nor a concubine. If a strong man can't even find a prostitute, what do you ask him to do?"

It's just that Li Jinyu wore Liu Yong's vest, went to the building to listen to music and dance, and told stories to the singers when he was bored, and said it casually.

He Junqi came out of the carriage, looked at the honest monk, and said with a little disappointment: "You are the honest monk? You look very dishonest!"

Fame is sometimes like a burden, a burden that can never be shaken off.

The honest monk lowered his head and said: "I... went to the brothel, and I... went to find Gao Dianjing."

Li Jinyu said: "A master!"

With the evil star Li Jinyu in charge, there is no need to worry about safety. Instead, if there is a fight, should Li Jinyu be held back and let him kill a few less.

Xu Yeyue said: "Although she ranks higher than me in the beauty list, am I worse than her? She can know Gongsun Sword Dance, so can I not know how to dance with fire charm?"

Qinlou Chuguan has been the place with the most information since ancient times. If a story becomes popular in one place, other brothels will immediately release similar versions.

Chu Liuxiang once said that if it wasn't for shame, she would even want to take off her clothes in order to reduce the weight of her body when competing with others.

He has a sword in his palm.

Lu Xiaofeng joked: "It doesn't matter whether I have become honest recently, what is important is that you, an honest monk, seem to be very dishonest recently."

His name is Yan Shisan.

Drinking and eating meat, killing and lying, it seems that apart from female sex, all the Buddhist precepts have been violated.

Li Jinyu said: "If it is dark energy, it would have been eliminated by the secret method handed down by the monk Xuanzang long ago. Only masculine internal energy needs to constantly activate blood."

The honest monk asked, "A normal thing?"

Xu Yeyue said with winking eyes, "I won't compete in other aspects, but I will definitely be above her."

Li Jinyu said: "What a little fairy."

Because he is too quiet.

The waiter left in a hurry.

They were very afraid of this swordsman.

Li Jinyu grabbed Xu Yeyue and rushed back to her room as fast as she could.

"Honest monk, do you remember me?"

Yan Shisan said: "Every time I kill someone, I must drink."

Yan Shisan said: "After drinking, I must find a woman."

A person crawled over from a distance.

The honest monk said with a bitter face: "You are really my ancestor, can you not talk about this matter! Amitabha, if you do something wrong, you will be punished."

Li Jinyu said: "From now on, I will treat every meal you eat until you have a hundred meals. Isn't this interesting?"

If a person has several thousand taels of silver, how can he display his light and agile movements?
Fighting between masters is almost life-threatening.

When he woke up from his afternoon nap, Lu Xiaofeng and the others had already arranged the itinerary, even the carriage was ready.

Li Jinyu said, "What are you fighting for?"

Yan Shisan said: "Isn't that very happy?"

Li Jinyu feigned anger and said, "Escape? Do you think I'm in the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice? I should be beaten!"

Yan Shisan said: "Money is a burden."

He was in Gao Dianjing's room, just listening to Gao Dianjing play a piece of music, and then Gao Dianjing fell asleep. He sat in the corner and was responsible for helping Gao Dianjing catch mosquitoes.

It's just that this monk is too honest. People say he is an honest monk. After a long time, he has forgotten his original name.

Of course, the monk's dharma name is not honest, and there is no seniority ranking of any Buddhist temple with the word "old".

Of course Yan Shisan also wanted to try.

Xu Yeyue also stepped out of the carriage.

Li Jinyu said, "Why am I not?"

Xu Yeyue said: "Your mouth, you talk sweetly at other times, why are you always such an asshole when you mention His Majesty? Do you still want to be beaten?"

Li Jinyu said: "It's just the two of us here. If the old lady knows these things, it must be you, the little fairy, who told me the secret. Then I won't be able to forgive you."

Li Jinyu said: "I didn't kill anyone, I still want to drink and eat meat."

Li Jinyu said: "I don't know, there are a lot of masculine palms in the world, let's take a step and see!"

Yan Shisan said: "He was strangled to death?"

Yan Shisan said: "When I want to kill someone, I never carry any cumbersome things on me, so as not to get in the way!"

Seeing Xu Yeyue, the honest monk turned to run, but was stopped by Lu Xiaofeng.

……

Back then, because of the old wine, when everyone rode in a car and Li Jinyu rode a horse, Lu Xiaofeng laughed all the way, but now it's the other way around, of course Li Jinyu also laughs back.

The monk who climbed the turtle is very interesting.

Lu Xiaofeng thought that you are the most dishonest monk.

The honest monk said: "Lu Xiaofeng, after meeting you, no matter how honest a monk is, he will get a little angry and become less honest."

A fat monk with big head, big ears, white and white ears.

Li Jinyu said: "Without drinking, I want to find a woman, a beautiful woman."

The honest monk said: "Amitabha."

Later, Xu Yeyue learned that he was an honest monk, and every time he met, he would light a pinch of small flames.

It is of course not an easy task to make an honest monk crawl on the ground. Unless he is willing, it is absolutely impossible to smash his bald head.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Can you stop it?"

A swordsman dressed in black walked up to the restaurant.

Yan Shisan said, "I hate bank notes."

It wasn't the driver who was driving the car who wanted to stop, but Lu Xiaofeng suddenly ordered them to stop.

Li Jinyu said: "If you can't stop it, you can find foreign aid. I know a master swordsman."

Yan Shisan said something coldly.

Xu Yeyue said: "Say! What dishonesty did you, an honest monk, commit!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Honest monk's kung fu is unfathomable. It's not easy to hurt him. This bald donkey is more slippery than you."

Li Jinyu said: "It can be seen that it is a serious internal injury, and he is using a special secret method to resolve it."

Firstly, he has a friendship with Yan Tieshan, secondly, he checked again to see if there were any gaps, and thirdly, he used this as bait to lure people with evil intentions.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do you want to be reincarnated in the Zhang family?"

Li Jinyu said: "A good habit."

Yan Shisan said: "Since you are a licentious person, I will let you go today."

Xu Yeyue was a little embarrassed, and planned to give the honest monk another bowl of rice, but scared him away.

Yan Shisan said: "This time we must let go, we must be polite."

Xu Yeyue said: "Why not Anjin?"

At this moment, a person walked upstairs slowly, walked to the table, and sat opposite Yan Shisan.

The honest monk said: "Speaking to such a hateful bastard like you is really a supreme torture. I... Amitabha, the poor monk is so angry that you swear!"

"Hello, honest monk!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "How do you know?"

Xu Yeyue said: "What's more, eminent monks and prostitutes have always been a good match since ancient times. Honest monk, haven't you heard the story of Monk Yueming crossing Liucui?"

Yan Shisan said: "Of course."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "The turtle climbs Dafa?"

There was no opportunity before, but now it seems that there is an excellent opportunity, but if you go this way, you will suffer Li Jinyu's loss, and you are a little bit reluctant.

"Whoosh!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "How tall is it?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This is an honest monk. He said that if he climbed another twenty miles, he would definitely not be able to climb nineteen and a half miles, not even one foot less."

Yan Shisan said: "That's all?"

Yan Shisan asked, "Who?"

Fortunately, in the middle of the trip, Shangguan Danfeng found an excuse to leave and the carriage was vacant, otherwise Lu Xiaofeng would have to ride all the way to Guanzhong.

Li Jinyu said, "Why?"

Yan Shisan said: "Then what do I like?"

Yan Shisan said, "What a big joke."

But more than five years ago, the honest monk happened to meet Xu Yeyue at the gate of the General's Mansion for alms.

Li Jinyu said, "Do you want to drink?"

Li Jinyu said: "To each other."

"Li Jinyu? Why are you here?"

"Isn't an eminent monk and a famous prostitute a good pair? An eminent monk is like a monk hitting the clock for a day, and a famous prostitute is like a clock hitting a monk for a day. It's a match made in heaven!"

The honest monk was so angry that he was stunned for a long time, and then he sighed: "Why did God let me enter Buddhism instead of being reborn in Tianshi Mansion."

The carriage stopped suddenly!

Li Jinyu said: "No need."

Li Jinyu said: "Very high."

Yan Shisan said: "This is a restaurant, can I not drink?"

Yan Shisan said: "But now I wonder if you are Li Jinyu."

In particular, this monk's martial arts is advanced, and he is only half a step behind Lu Xiaofeng, so that's even more interesting.

Monk is of course nothing to look at.

Hearing this, the honest monk was relieved, and just about to say something nice, Lu Xiaofeng made trouble again.

Dusk, restaurant.

Of the three veterans of the Jinpeng Kingdom, Dugu Yihe is the head of the Emei School, and in Sichuan and Shu, Yan Tieshan is the boss of the Yan family of Guanzhong Jewelry, so naturally he is in Guanzhong.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help jumping up, he never dreamed that the honest monk would go to the brothel.

Li Jinyu said: "Let what?"

"This is a restaurant, can't I come?"

A kind of indifference and fatigue that went deep into the bone marrow, but with a kind of murderous intent.

He naturally knew Lu Xiaofeng's name, and also knew that Lu Xiaofeng's consonant finger could hold all weapons.

Nine out of ten master swordsmen in the arena want to try to see if Lu Xiaofeng can hold his own sword.

When the honest monk went to the brothel, he really didn't do anything bad. Instead, he saw someone bullying others, so he slapped that person and sent him flying.

Li Jinyu said: "It's too early to say these things. Let's get rid of the Qingyi building first, and then use Qixiufang and the Jin family to complete the task of the old lady."

Li Jinyu said, "Yes."

Because he is too cold.

This is very true.

He Junqi said: "How does he know how much he has climbed? Do you use a ruler to measure it?"

Gao Dianjing is a well-known qin girl in the south of the Yangtze River. She is as famous as Gong Yu and Lian Xiuxiu, and her qin skills are very good.

Yan Shisan said: "Let you pay the bill."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I neither scolded you nor beat you, why are you so angry?"

Li Jinyu said: "Of course it's impossible. Lu Xiaofeng can only drink to death, but he can't hold himself to death. I told the chef of the God of Cookery to make a dish with one hundred ingredients, and the name of that dish is 'One Hundred Ways'."

Yan Shisan said, "What about my hundred meals?"

Li Jinyu said: "That's one hundred meals. Even if you eat two hundred dishes for one meal, or one meal for a month, it's only counted as one meal."

Yan Shisan said: "Deal!"

(End of this chapter)