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Chapter 458 Born to be a eunuch, a precious eunuch

Wanjia Casino.

A young gangster who was out of the thousand was knocked to the ground.

The little gangster is in his twenties, with big ears on his face. From his appearance, he doesn't look like a person with bad fortune and short life.

However, since he made money in a casino and was caught by the dealer on the spot, the consequences can be imagined.

There is a saying in casinos:

A novice is afraid of a skilled hand, a skilled hand is afraid of a thousand hands, a thousand hands are afraid of missing, and if he misses, he chops his hands.

Since ancient times, there have been no fathers and sons in casinos, even if their own sons were caught in casinos, they would have to be chopped down with a knife.

Although it can be redeemed with money, how can a casino, a hell on earth that eats people without spitting out bones, make people leave completely?It must be to squeeze out the money, then discount the hands and feet, and throw it into the moat to feed the bastard!

The gangster has been in casinos and restaurants since he was a child, and he knows the truth about it, so he can't help but look disappointed.

Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, the casino and the palace have some business, Wu Zetian is in a bad mood recently, there are a lot of dead eunuchs, and some eunuchs are needed to replace them.

Ma Liu, the steward of the eunuch's nest in the northwest corner of the imperial city, picked four or five gamblers in the casino.

Although these people are relatively old and need to spend time teaching the rules, it is enough to act as a facade, or as a scapegoat.

The little gangster didn't know anything about it, he just felt a little baffled.

Those guards who wanted to break his hands and feet not only stopped, but also applied wound medicine to him, and even rewarded him with half a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake to fill his stomach.

It's a pity that there is only sweet-scented osmanthus cake without tea, and the little bastard who eats it is dry and smokes from his throat.

After eating snacks, several guards stuffed him into a big wine jar, and carried him to the eunuch's nest.

I thought it was weird at first, but when I saw that it was going to be castrated and feathered inside, the little bastard wanted to jump up on the spot.

A middle-aged man in his thirties with an ugly face advised: "Little brother, don't struggle, you have to pay off your gambling debts when you go out, it's better to be an eunuch honestly."

Eunuchs serve the emperor and the princess. Most of them have pretty faces, at least middle-aged. If they are ugly, they may only be able to clean the toilet.

But the middle-aged man didn't care.

He was not arrested and sent here, but to avoid gambling debts, he took the initiative to sell himself to the eunuch's den.

As long as he is not beaten to death by debt collectors, and as long as he can have enough food to eat, he can do whatever he wants.

Anyway, he is dead and hopeless in this life, he might as well be a eunuch honestly, or have a bit of peace.

The old eunuch who was in charge of purging smiled and said: "You are a sensible guy. It will be your turn later. Our family will cut the knife more neatly so that you will not be so painful."

"Thank you father-in-law, thank you father-in-law, if I have a chance in the future, I will definitely thank my father-in-law for his kindness."

The old eunuch said: "In our line of work, everyone feels that they have humiliated their ancestors. When they first became eunuchs, seven out of ten would change their names and surnames, and they would change back when they became prosperous.

Instead of thinking about how to repay me, you boy, why not think about changing your name so that you can record it in the roster later!Lest you get caught blind in time! "

The middle-aged man thought about it, and he really humiliated his ancestors, and his surname would indeed need to be changed, but his name was very good, and it might be an advantage to keep his name.

What's your last name?

Middle-aged people feel that their roots are gone, so why not be arrogant for the last time and change their surname to Li directly.

Not long after, the old eunuch went down with a knife, and the middle-aged man became a eunuch completely. The young eunuch who was in charge of recording the roster asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is... Li Jinzhong!"

"Be loyal to your duties and have a good name. I heard that there is a leader of a large tribe in the Liao Kingdom named Li Jinzhong. You might as well work hard and strive to become the master of eunuchs!"

The little eunuch joked with a smile.

Li Jinzhong said: "Thanks to the auspicious words."

The little eunuch wondered: "Have you ever read a book? For the sake of your reading, I will leave a reminder for you. What was your last name before? I will make you an extra sign."

Li Jinzhong said: "Wei..."

Before he finished speaking, he passed out!
After the old eunuch cut Li Jinzhong, he turned to cut out Qian's little gangster. The little gangster was quite clever, and he deliberately endured it for a while, and suddenly burst out with strength.

He ate half a plate of pastries before he set off, and his body was quite strong at the moment, coupled with his youth and strength, after such a struggle, the old eunuch was thrown away.

"Huh!"

The little gangster jumped out of the wine jar, and started running in any direction. With his abilities, it was naturally impossible to escape from the eunuch's nest, but it was a coincidence that Li Chunfeng happened to be watching the stars here. Fan, then secretly help.

When the little gangster was cornered, Li Chunfeng shattered a piece of the wall with his fingers. The three souls of the little gangster who were being chased saw the hole and immediately got in.

Just entering the cave, I suddenly felt a suction force, and was sucked down the dark tunnel to the bottom floor, and then I didn't know anything.

Li Chunfeng said with a smile: "The fate of this little bastard is very unique, and he deserves to be saved by the poor."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw the middle-aged man who had just been castrated, his heart moved, and he calculated again.

"Over thirty years old, without accomplishing anything, should be mediocre for the rest of his life, but being a eunuch can make him rise to the top?

The pindao's fortune-telling surpasses Jiazi's. I didn't expect there to be a born eunuch in the world. How strange!

Let the little bastard check it out tomorrow, anyway, he likes this kind of weirdo the most, so he must be very interested! "

With a wave of his sleeves, Li Chunfeng returned to his residence lightly, meditated and practiced Qi until dawn.

……

Of course, Li Jinyu didn't know anything about the palace, but after the morning court, Di Renjie called Li Jinyu over and gave him a good reprimand.

Why can't you stay idle?
Do you really think Yushi is a vegetarian?
Do you know how many people play you?
If His Majesty was not in a better mood today, he would definitely call you into the palace and beat you up personally.

After finally suppressing Di Renjie's anger, Li Jinyu asked curiously: "Why do I think the atmosphere in the capital is weird? The rain is about to come and the building is full of wind!"

Di Renjie said: "Shatter the void!"

Li Jinyu said: "What Broken Void? Could it be that His Majesty is on the verge of Broken Void?"

Di Renjie said: "In terms of martial arts, I don't have that much understanding, but a few days ago, the supreme master ordered Donglai to shatter the void. Among the world's most outstanding figures, who has no thoughts? Who has no thoughts?"

From the emergence of the concept of Shattered Void, these four words are the lifelong dreams of countless warriors. The higher the level of martial arts cultivation, the stronger the desire for Shattered Void.

First of all, these people are very talented, and they have a high thirst for knowledge about martial arts. They want to see a more exciting and splendid sky, and their hearts of seeking Tao are endless.

Second, as the realm of martial arts becomes higher and deeper, worldly desires will become lower and lower. Only the enlightenment of martial arts can bring the most hearty pleasure.

Thirdly, the human body has limits. If one stays in this world for a long time, even the Supreme Grand Master will run out of lifespan. Xiang Yutian is a special case among special cases.

The latter two reasons are of little significance. They are mainly due to the warrior's desire to seek the Tao. If one breaks through just for the sake of longevity and long-term vision, then it is likely to fail.

Of course, Shattering the Void is a self-choice, and it doesn't mean you have to leave when you reach the realm.

For example, Bodhidharma, although he blasted open the gate of heaven, did not take that step. Instead, he established the Shaolin Foundation in Mount Song, passed on Zen Buddhism, and saved all living beings.

Li Jinyu said: "It doesn't matter if you think about it, did it show up? Who detected it?"

Di Renjie said: "She herself!"

Li Jinyu: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ

Di Renjie said: "On the night when Ling Donglai shattered the void, His Majesty suddenly arrived at the Linde Hall and released all the energy, and the entire Luoyang City felt it."

Li Jinyu said: "So, those people feel that His Majesty may break up and leave at any time. In order to gain more advantages, they changed from the previous stealth fight to open fight?"

Di Renjie said: "That's true. The battle between Su Mengzhen and Lei Shun is just an appearance. The real core is the battle between the crown prince and King Liang."

Li Jinyu said: "If you want to play hard to get, don't they worry that His Majesty did it on purpose?"

Di Renjie said: "Of course I am worried, but if you don't do these things, the other party will do it. The purpose of doing things is not to really fight, but to make the other party unable to fight!"

Li Jinyu said: "I understand, this is indeed His Majesty's plan to play hard to get. His Majesty has already selected the new Minister of Rites, and will promote a new candidate when the crown prince and King Liang are almost in contention."

Di Renjie said: "I'm relieved if you can see this layer, but both the Prince and Prince Liang's mansions are haunted by demons of fate, these demons should be killed!"

Li Jinyu wondered: "The demon of destiny? Do they still want to place bets separately? No matter whether the crown prince wins or the king of Liang wins, they can take a place?"

Di Renjie said: "As far as I know, there should be an internal split. In the past few months, Lang Fanyun has hunted down the Destiny Sect too hard, and Shan Yuru was seriously injured. None of her disciples are law-abiding people. .”

Li Jinyu sneered: "If these people become peaceful one day, they will all die!"

Di Renjie scolded: "You too!"

Li Jinyu said: "I will be a hero in life, and I will be a hero in death. I will not be peaceful even in death!"

Di Renjie rolled his eyes, raised his finger and pointed to the gate, and Li Jinyu walked out very sensibly.

Ugh!
Not even a bowl of Yangchun noodles!
……

Royal Palace.

Li Jinyu took a food box from the imperial dining room and went to the Crouching Niu Hall where Li Chunfeng was.

"Master, are you there?"

"Where else can I go?"

Li Chunfeng said angrily.

Li Jinyu said: "Ascension to Immortal!"

Li Chunfeng scolded with a smile: "Bah! Even if the poor Taoist wants to be promoted to immortality, he must take you, a little bastard, with him!"

Li Jinyu said: "Why do you take me away? Who will give you incense when you take me away? It is said that people fight for one breath and the Buddha receives a stick of incense. I have an heir to offer incense to me, and you only have leftovers. That is really terrible." Poor pity!"

Li Jinyu opened the food box, and inside was the delicacy that the chef had just prepared, including pork knuckle, roast chicken, and two light vegetarian dishes, but it was a pity that there was no wine.

After setting the dishes, Li Jinyu took out two gourds.

"Master, this disciple went to the desert some time ago and strayed into the scorpion of the desert. This is the high-grade monkey wine found in the scorpion of the desert, and there is also a special nectar."

Li Chunfeng said angrily: "The former couple got married in Luoyang, why didn't they send them here to honor Master?"

Li Jinyu said: "It was inconvenient at that time. I asked your apprentice daughter-in-law from the Western Regions to bring over the latest fine wines I collected."

Li Chunfeng said: "Eat more goji berries."

Li Jinyu said: "Squeeze the juice!"

After three glasses of wine, Li Chunfeng said: "Last night I saw two interesting people, one was born to be a eunuch, and the other was very similar to Gu Santong."

Li Jinyu wondered: "The eunuch's order? What is a natural eunuch's order? Similar to Cao Zhengchun?"

Li Chunfeng said: "He is more eunuch than Cao Zhengchun, Yuhuatian, Liu Xi, and Cao Shaoqin. He is over thirty years old but has achieved nothing. He is just a green skin on the street. He might be beaten to death by a gambling debt collector one day, but when he is clean After becoming a eunuch, you will be promoted step by step!"

Li Jinyu said, "And then?"

Li Chunfeng said: "If he becomes an eunuch with peace of mind, he will surely become a successful eunuch in the future. The eunuch with the handprint and the pen is the eunuch, and the supervisor of the two factories in the east and west. All in all, he is the head of the eunuchs. It's lightning!"

Li Jinyu said, "What's his name?"

Li Chunfeng said: "Li Jinzhong."

Li Jinyu said: "The leader of the Khitan tribe?"

Li Chunfeng said: "No, he was worried about embarrassing his ancestors and changed his surname. This eunuch is very interesting and may be useful to you in the future."

Li Jinyu said: "Maybe, what about that person who is similar to Gu Santong? Where is he?"

Li Chunfeng said: "He is not a natural eunuch like Li Jinzhong, so he can't purify himself. I helped him and sent him to see Gu Santong."

Li Jinyu said: "This old guy is smarter than Shen Wansan, but this time, he should be able to see the true power of the indestructible magic of King Kong."

Li Chunfeng said: "Are you going to see it?"

Li Jinyu said, "Of course I'm going."

Li Chunfeng said: "It's good to go and have a look. According to my calculation, the time for the ancient three links is running out."

Li Jinyu said: "I scolded Wu Yazi just now, and I didn't expect to meet another idiot who is not much longer. Do I have a destiny with an idiot?"

Li Chunfeng said: "You bastard, you have peachy eyes, peachy nose, peachy mouth, peachy hands and feet, and every part of your body is peachy. Why are you pretending to be an idiot? Those idiots should unite and beat you to death."

Li Jinyu shrugged: "It's a pity that these people don't have much strength, and they don't know how to teach disciples."

Li Jinyu briefly talked about the Xiaoyao faction, and Li Chunfeng shook his head repeatedly after hearing this, thinking that there is something wrong with these disciples of the Xiaoyao faction, they all have problems with their brains!

I have never heard of playing Go for revenge, the key has been wasted for decades, and I haven't even solved a game of chess...

"Do you want to avenge your master?"

"think."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Playing Go for 40 years, drawing circles and cursing Ding Chunqiu all the time, waiting for a talented heir."

"Fuck off!"

What does a person who really wants revenge look like?
Just look at Lin Pingzhi and you will understand.

If Su Xinghe was replaced by Lin Pingzhi, ten Ding Chunqiu would have already been chopped into meat sauce and fed to dogs!
Li Chunfeng sighed: "Wu Yazi was considered a handsome man back then, and the poor Taoist envied him. I didn't expect that after decades, he would have a handsome face."

Li Jinyu said: "Master, Wu Yazi looks more handsome than you, but you are more immortal."

"Fuck off!"

"okay!"

(End of this chapter)