my wife is god catcher

Chapter 463 Fatty White, Fatty Black, Seven Bandits

Farewell hook!
The 48th place in the Jianghu magic spectrum, born from the same origin as Li Jinyu's gentleness, ranked one higher.

If the enemy's hand is hooked, the enemy's hand will part with the wrist; if the enemy's foot is hooked, the enemy's foot will part with the leg; if the throat is hooked, the enemy will of course part with the world.

So this hook is named "Parting Hook"!
About 30 years ago, there was a man named Yang Hen in the world, and he made a big name for it.

But it's just "not a small name", because he made a hook shot just to say goodbye.

To put it nicely, it is called Jiangyang Bandit, but in reality it is a lone bandit. There are countless bandits in the Jianghu, and Yang Hen is just a wave among them.

More than 20 years ago, Yang Hen had disappeared into the rivers and lakes, along with the parting hook.

Today, the parting hook is back in the world.

Nowadays, the farewell hook is not made for parting, every shot is for reunion.

Now, the owner of the parting hook is no longer a notorious gangster, but a fast catcher.

Jiangyang's bandits, whether they are grand thieves or villains, can only bring destruction and despair. As long as the arresters have kind thoughts, they can build a safe and stable city wall.

Coincidentally, this little catcher has a sense of righteousness in his heart, and it is this righteousness that makes the murderous farewell hook majestic.

He is Yang Hen's son Yang Zheng.

Yang Zheng has already surpassed Yang Hen.

Surpass Yang Hen in all aspects!
Ren Woxing knew about the farewell hook. Back then, out of ten elders under him, three died under the farewell hook.

Ren Woxing said wildly back then that if the farewell hook reappeared, he would break the hook.

Now that he finally saw the hook, he finally felt parting and death.

"Old man...Old man..."

At the last moment of his life, Ren Woxing wanted to say a few bold words, but he found that he seemed to have no great achievements, and nothing worth nostalgic for.

He has Dongfang Bai as an enemy, but if at the last moment of his life, there is only an enemy, or an enemy who doesn't take himself seriously, wouldn't it be even more desolate?
"In my life, the person I admire the most and look down on the most is the old man himself, hahaha..."

Ren Woxing laughed wildly three times and fell to the ground!

His life has been separated from the world.

But when people like him parted from the world, more people could enjoy the reunion, so it is better for this kind of people to die, the more they die, the better!
Jiang Yuyan waved her palm to disperse the blood mist, looked at the upright little policeman in front of her, and said with a smile: "Thank you for your help, brother, do you need me to go to the Yamen to testify?"

Yang Zheng smiled and said, "Need it!"

Jiang Yuyan said, "Do you know who I am?"

Yang Zheng said: "Looking at the girl's clothes, one can tell that she is from a rich family, but Wang Fa is like a mountain, no matter which family the girl is from, you should come with me."

Jiang Yuyan said: "Well said! In fact, I was born in poverty. When I was a poor person, what I looked forward to most was a quick catch like you."

Yang Zheng said: "I thought the girl would say that I was too naive and should be hit by 'truth'."

Jiang Yuyan said: "There are always some brats who feel that they see through the truth of the world, and are too naive and too idealistic towards those honest people.

But these little kids don't understand, it is precisely because of these naive and idealistic people that he can point out the world carelessly while eating chicken legs.

When they are bullied by corrupt officials and bullies, and hit by the so-called truth, they will dream that those who are too naive and too ideal will rescue them!

I have completely abandoned that kind of boring idea when I was 14 years old. Besides, our wife used to be a policeman, so of course I can't make things difficult for him. "

Yang Zheng said, "Thank you for your understanding, Miss."

Jiang Yuyan said: "This old fellow seems to be the previous director of the Sun Moon God Sect, I can see that you have just arrived in the capital, congratulations on your great achievements."

Yang Zheng said: "This person was injured by a girl, I dare not covet the work of heaven."

Jiang Yuyan said: "I'm a maid, what do you want credit for? You may not know that this credit, whether you want it or not, must be taken."

Yang Zheng said, "Why?"

Jiang Yuyan said: "Because there have been a lot of disputes in the capital's rivers and lakes recently, the six gates need some merit to suppress all those fly-in-the-loop dogs."

After talking, the two arrived at the six doors.

Jiang Yuyan leads the way!
After all, when Yang Zheng first arrived in the capital, the six gates opened to that side, so he needed to inquire halfway.

Yang Zheng didn't know Jiang Yuyan, but all the arresters from the six gates knew each other. Zhu Yueming, the "Smiling Chief Criminal Officer", greeted him personally, showing a smile like a Maitreya Buddha.

"Miss Jiang, but Master Hou has orders?"

Jiang Yuyan gave a salute: "I've met Mr. Zhu Xing. It's not that Lord Hou ordered me to. I'm here to close the case."

Zhu Yueming said, "What case?"

Jiang Yuyan said: "Today when I was shopping, I was assassinated by a gangster. The gangster was the previous director of the Sun Moon God Sect, Wo Xing, who was shot dead by the six gates."

Zhu Yueming is an exquisite person, he immediately thought about the cause and effect, and said with a smile: "Miss is frightened, these villains are doing all sorts of crimes, so they should all be killed."

Turning to look at Yang Zheng, he asked, "The weapon on your waist is... Are you Yang Zheng?"

Yang Zheng bowed and saluted: "I've met Zhu Shilang."

Naturally, Yang Zheng didn't know Zhu Yueming, but Jiang Yuyan called him Mr. Zhu Xing, so he guessed that this person was Zhu Yueming, the servant of the Ministry of Punishment, which he had inquired about before coming here.

Zhu Yueming smiled and said: "As expected of the leader of the parting hook, you really have some skills. You have made great achievements when you first arrived in the capital, and I will definitely reward you. Come, someone will pull Ren Woxing's body out and show it to the public for three days. !"

As Jiang Yuyan said, the capital city has been very unstable these days, and the six gates need to act as a deterrent.

Zhu Yueming was worrying about who should be used for the operation, so it was a great thing for me to let Woxing take the initiative to deliver it to my door.

As for who killed the person, does it matter?

When Yang Zheng first arrived in the capital, he did not see the truth of power, but saw another kind of truth.

This is a very important lesson!
Whether he likes it or not, this lesson must be experienced, and he should even feel lucky, because Zhu Yueming is very talkative and willing to spend time on this lesson.

Of course, if he really didn't want to, Zhu Yueming would throw him to Song Ci or Bao Zheng.

In the entire Sanfa Division yamen, counting these two pieces of charcoal as the most stern and selfless, it is also the most troublesome.

……

The chubby Zhu Yueming was thinking about wrapping black charcoal, and Li Jinyu also saw a piece of charcoal.

A fat, black charcoal.

It was as if Zhu Yueming and Bao Zheng had been fused together, retaining the most conspicuous features of the two.

Black fat people are not uncommon.

Every green forest village in Jianghu has black fat men wielding axes and sledgehammers. There are at least eight chefs in ten restaurants, and there is a chef with a big head and a thick neck.

Only this fat man is very special.

Because he was in a restaurant, but he didn't eat meat.

Not only did they not eat meat, they did not even eat vegetables.

He is eating.

Literally "meal".

cooked rice!
He has eaten 31 bowls, and 31 empty bowls are piled up high, blocking half of his body.

But he is still eating, eating with great enjoyment.

Seeing that he only envied food but not immortality, it seemed that the rice in front of him was Yan Ruyu, a golden house.

I don't know if he doesn't like to eat food, or because he ordered too much rice, he couldn't afford to order food.

He only eats, not vegetables, as if the rice served in different bowls is his delicacy.

Of course the boss doesn't like such guests.

Because as long as the guest orders a few dishes, he can justifiably charge him a little more greasy.

If the customer asks, the restaurant owner can say that this dish is special, and that it contains precious ingredients such as sea cucumber and abalone, shark fin and bird's nest, which is just in line with the status of a distinguished customer.

When the guests heard it, most of them left with toothpicks in their mouths and their hands behind their backs. They also forgot to reflect on whether they really had these "delicacy" in the dishes.

But if you just eat rice, you can only sell it bowl by bowl. Could it be possible to squeeze out oil and water?

It can only be said that the owner of the shop is a sincere person.

In another 1000 years, not to mention the rice, if you serve air on a plate, you can also cheekily say that this is three-star Michelin-starred fried air, please taste it.

Rice is even more expensive.

Do you know what is called "Bodhi Yuzhai"?

It doesn't matter if you don't know, just pay for it, anyway, this thing is not for eating or looking at, at least not for yourself, it's for taking pictures to show off.

It's a pity that the owner of the shop is an honest person. He only knows that a bowl of rice costs one penny.

No matter how much rice you eat, it's not as big as a plate of peanut oil and water. A poor ghost who only eats and doesn't eat vegetables, of course, won't tip the waiter in the shop.

So the waiter in the shop is rare to have the privilege, no matter how the little black fat man dances and shows that their food is delicious, he will never come to serve him.

The black fat man had no choice but to "guests take care of themselves".

Looking at the way he ate, he not only showed respect for the leftovers in the bowl, but also had a kind of heartfelt devotion to the grains of white rice.

He ate the last grain of rice in the bowl, grabbed his chopsticks, swallowed it with a grunt, stared blankly for a while, as if he was mourning for the rice grains that had fallen into his stomach, and seemed to be reminiscing about the meal wonderful.

Seeing his expression, Li Jinyu even thought of Ye Gucheng, just like Ye Gucheng's devotion to the sword, this person is also full of devotion to rice.

In the rivers and lakes, there are many people who are obsessed with swordsmanship, swordsmanship, money, beauty, and power. There seems to be only one person who is obsessed with rice.

Zhang Tan!

"Rice King" Zhang Tan.

The king of swords, swords and boxing in Jianghu has no affiliation, but the king of food must be Zhang Tan.

This name is not very nice, but Zhang Tan is happy with it, because he really likes to eat, and he has a better understanding of rice than the imperial chef.

The store owner is gone.

If the chef who is in charge of stewing rice in the back kitchen knows that Zhang Tan praised his stewed rice for its deliciousness, he will definitely jump up for joy and use this as a signboard.

Among other things, selling fried rice is enough!
Another point is that someone eating so much food is considered a spectacle and has attracted many customers to watch.

Li Jinyu watched with great interest.

Not curious about Zhang Tan's food intake, but curious about how he can eat, why doesn't he eat a single dish?
If it's egg fried rice or shredded pork fried rice, at least it has a salty taste and a vegetable taste, so it's no problem to eat it in large mouthfuls, but the taste is too bland.

Li Jinyu was surprised when another person walked in from outside. This person was majestic and majestic, and his clothes were expensive. He looked like he was from a famous family.

What Luoyang lacks most are well-known wealthy households, let alone well-known wealthy households who are willing to spend money.

Seeing this old man, the shop waiters seemed to see the old cat of salted fish, and greeted him one after another.

Zhang Tan sneered and said, "People work hard to have enough food to eat. Why do people only eat vegetables instead of eating? What's more, they don't even eat vegetables, they just look at them, and wine Not to drink, but to waste, to show ostentation, and to make people laugh.”

The "grand master" just ordered a jug of wine, half of which was poured into his mouth, and the other half overflowed from his mouth.

Hearing Zhang Tan's words, the mighty strong man was not angry, but smiled and said, "What's the sound?"

The waiter said: "Guest officer, what did you say?"

The strong man said: "Can't you hear it? That's the sound of pigs eating, it's really annoying."

Zhang Tan said: "Wrong, wrong."

The strong man smiled and said, "Xiao Er, did you hear clearly this time? Pigs can not only eat, but also speak human language!"

Zhang Tan said: "Pigs don't eat rice, rice is for people to eat. Why don't you even understand this? Could it be that the head is born like a pig, so it's a pig's brain."

The strong man said: "Keep your mouth clean."

Zhang Tan said: "People should respect people. People might as well play the zither to cows. People to pigs, just check whether the weight is enough on the scale, but there is no need to respect."

The strong man said angrily, "Are you talking about me?"

Zhang Tan said, "I'm talking about pigs!"

Everyone understood that the two of them must have a good fight, and if they didn't fight, their heads would be broken and bloody.

The strong man said, "Do you know who I am?"

Zhang Tan said, "I don't know."

The brawny man said: "Listen well, I am the brave, mighty, invincible, the most lonely master in the universe, invulnerable to swords and guns, but I am the only respected jade-faced gentleman Tang Baoniu!"

Zhang Tan: o((⊙﹏⊙))o
What are you talking about?
"Excuse me...you can say it again."

"I am the brave, mighty, invincible in the world, the most lonely master in the universe, invulnerable to swords and guns, and I am the only one who respects the jade-faced lord Tang Senior Baoniu hero."

Tang Baoniu shook his head, exhilarated, and even added the words senior and hero!
Only then did everyone see his appearance clearly.

His hair and beard are intertwined, and the veins are unclear, but they are black but not messy, smooth and powerful, and his shoulders are like two black knives, calm and heavy.

The eyes are full of energy, the jaw is protruding and the neck is full, the forehead is tall, the nose is wide and the rhinoceros is bent, the brocade clothes and robes, the back and waist, the muscles and bones on the body are tough and strong, like scabs on tree roots.

Between the flexion and extension of the ten fingers, there was a light popping sound like when chestnuts were fried in sugar.

He has a ferocious demeanor, but still has a luxurious demeanor, as if the overlord is reborn, and the situation will rise immediately when he dominates.

Judging from his appearance alone, this guy is indeed a hero, but with his shocking title of weeping ghosts and gods, it makes people feel like he is talking about cross talk.

Li Jinyu smiled and shook his head.

This product is a living treasure among living treasures, it can be ranked with the gentle lady.

Tang Baoniu's martial arts is not high, but he is very good at causing trouble. He has a good friend Fang Henshao who is also good at causing trouble everywhere, and he is the leader in the trouble making circle.

Tang Baoniu and Fang Hen Shao, together with Wen Wen, Boss Chen, Xing Bu Huo Ming, Gou Gou, and "Ananda Sword" Shen Huchan, are collectively known as the "Seven Bandits".

But except for Shen Huchan, the other six are either live treasures or make up numbers. Shen Huchan can hang and hit the other six people 460 times with one hand!
The capital city is like a powder keg. If the Seven Bandits get involved again, it will be a good show.

Even if Shen Huchan didn't want to cause trouble, Tang Baoniu Fang hated less gentleness, but he definitely wanted to cause trouble.

These three live treasures, together with Linghu Chong, hope that Su Mengzhen and Shen Huchan will not be worried to death.

(End of this chapter)