my wife is god catcher

Chapter 465 The Evil God Lost, Lu Xiaofeng Dumped...Guo?

Lu Xiaofeng drank with great interest.

This is the monkey wine paste that Li Jinyu brought out from the desert, it can be called a peerless treasure among fruit wines.

An alcoholic like Lu Xiaofeng, after taking a sip, couldn't help but put the cap on, then closed his eyes and savored it slowly, with a pious smile on his face.

That kind of smile is like Zhang Tan eating, or Ye Gucheng dancing sword, full of supreme respect.

Knowing Lu Xiaofeng for seven or eight years, Li Jinyu saw Lu Xiaofeng showing such an expression for the first time, that kind of high-spirited feeling, even as if he had already entered the fairyland.

After a while, Lu Xiaofeng opened his eyes and said very seriously: "Good wine! Peerless wine!"

Li Jinyu wondered: "Since it's good wine, why don't you drink a few more? Are you drunk?"

Lu Xiaofeng widened his eyes and explained: "If I drink such a fine wine in one go, where can I find such a mellow wine cream? After taking a sip of the wine, I feel that all the old wines in the world have lost their taste."

Speaking of this, Lu Xiaofeng said: "Little Jinyu, you have hurt me so badly, you have really hurt people a lot!"

Li Jinyu smiled and said, "You guy is really unreasonable. I entertained you with the best wine, but you think I'm hurting you. Why am I hurting you?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "After drinking this gourd wine, I will miss the taste of the wine for the rest of my life."

Li Jinyu said: "Drink less."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It can't be saved, good wine can't be enjoyed alone, a cup of Huamanlou, a cup of Ximen Chuixue, a cup of Chu Liuxiang, a cup of Hu Tiehua..."

Lu Xiaofeng counted intermittently, and quickly said more than 20 names, and the expression on his face became more and more desperate, because all the wine was distributed.

"Where did you find the ointment? Is there any left? How much?"

Li Jinyu raised a finger.

"A pot?"

"wrong!"

"Could it be an altar?"

"wrong!"

"Isn't there just one mouthful?"

"wrong!"

"My Uncle Li, tell me how much wine cream is left, which makes me completely give up."

"There's still a pool left."

Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "One pond? What kind of pond? How big is a pond? One foot?"

Li Jinyu said: "It is slightly smaller than the swimming pool in our family, and only [-]% is wine paste, and the remaining [-]% is monkey wine!"

"Pfft~~"

Lu Xiaofeng had the urge to vomit blood.

Li Jinyu actually picked up a pool of wine treasures that are worth tens of thousands of gold. Did you go to Yao Chi?

"You didn't lie to me, there is really a pool?"

Li Jinyu said: "Did you get rich?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm poor."

Li Jinyu said: "Not only do you have no money to lie to you, but you will also drink my fine wine. Why should I lie to you?"

Lu Xiaofeng thought it made sense, and quickly drank three more gulps, then thought of one thing: "Did you bring back all that pool of fine wine?"

Li Jinyu said: "Of course not. You can only carry five gourds at a time. After drinking this gourd, you have to wait at least a month if you want to drink it again next time.

You should understand that not every kind of fine wine is suitable for cellaring. Only in a natural environment, monkey wine will get better and better. "

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Where is the wine?"

Li Jinyu said: "The scorpion of the desert, I remember I said it when I got married, have you forgotten?"

Lu Xiaofeng was thinking about the wedding ceremony, how could any guest care about the wedding ceremony?Don't you care about the dishes?The wedding banquet made by Chef God of Chef!
Lu Xiaofeng was like an old-fashioned train at the time, all he could remember was "eat madly, eat madly, eat madly", everything Li Jinyu said had already been forgotten.

"No way, I remember everything, but at that time you only talked about the scorpion of the desert, and didn't mention the monkey wine."

Li Jinyu nodded: "It seems that you have forgotten everything. I have never mentioned it. How can you mention it in public?"

Lu Xiaofeng: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ

I didn't take you to play like this!
Why don't you play your cards according to the routine!
"It's good wine and threats. What do you want me to do? It's definitely not a good thing!"

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily.

Li Jinyu said, "Check something for me."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "What's the matter?"

Li Jinyu said: "Qi Shaoshang!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Qi Shaoshang? The head of Lianyunzhai? What is he investigating?"

Li Jinyu said: "As far as I know, there was a fire in Lianyunzhai recently. Gu Xichao, the chief executive recruited by Qi Shaoshang half a year ago, betrayed Qi Shaoshang."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Where is Qi Shaoshang?"

Li Jinyu said: "With the help of his cronies, Qi Shaoshang managed to escape, but he was seriously injured."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It is said that Lianyunzhai hides a very important secret, it seems that this matter is not fake, otherwise no one would send undercover agents."

Li Jinyu said: "I'm not interested in secrets, and I don't think a secret can overturn the world, and I don't care about Gu Xichao. I'm only curious about how many people are behind this incident."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Do you count?"

Li Jinyu said: "Of course not. If I have been paying attention to Lianyunzhai, then Qi Shaoshang is still in charge now, and he cannot be stabbed in the back."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Just Qi Shaoshang?"

Li Jinyu said: "I also hope that you can answer me a question truthfully, where is the ancient sword soul?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Since when did you become like those ordinary people? You also want Tathagata Palm?"

Li Jinyu said: "If I say that I have no interest in the Tathagata God's Palm, it must be a lie. If I have a lot of interest in the Tathagata God's Palm, it is also a lie. I mentioned the ancient sword soul because of his martial arts. Enough to become an important bargaining chip in the battle of Luoyang City!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "To tell you the truth, I have indeed seen Gu Jianhun, and I have indeed seen his Tathagata Palm, but only once."

Li Jinyu said, "And then?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Gu Jianhun was seriously injured, unconscious, talking nonsense about finding his son, daughter, and heir, and then I will help him find it."

Li Jinyu said: "You just recognize your father? That's the most powerful palm technique in the world!"

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes: "Do you think I can practice Buddhist martial arts? With my temperament, even the most powerful palm technique in the sky is half-baked."

Li Jinyu said, "And then?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's a coincidence, and then I found a fool, this fool looks a bit like me, and also a bit like Xiao Feng.

Do you think this is strange?I am a handsome prodigal son, Xiao Feng is a burly man, we do not look alike, but someone looks like us! "

Li Jinyu said: "What's so strange about this? Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, maybe your father has exactly the same temperament as you, or else he is running a boat."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't realize it for a while, but according to the principle of confrontation, what was said earlier was Daddy Merry, and what was said later must be... this bastard!
Li Jinyu said: "Gu Jianhun asked you to find him a son, why are you looking for a silly boy? But that person looks like you, he should have good martial arts talent."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's not just good, his talent is better than mine, let's put it this way, his physical condition is similar to mine, but he is calm and down-to-earth, like an old scalper, dull on the outside, beautiful inside!"

Li Jinyu felt a little familiar when he heard the words, and asked curiously: "If you only have talent, you definitely don't care about him. His character is also very good, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This man is upright and courageous, with a chivalrous heart. Let me tell you the truth, apart from being more handsome than him, I am basically inferior to him in everything else."

Li Jinyu said: "You can't beat him?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "When we first met, I could hit 460 four idiots with one hand. When he finishes learning Tathagata Palm, what should I use to fight him?"

Li Jinyu said: "Then you still let him learn?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Otherwise, what should I do? That lunatic Gu Jianhun pesters me every day, making me feel uncomfortable eating and drinking, should I throw you there?"

Li Jinyu said, "What's the name of the idiot?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Guo Jing! This kid's master is called Jiangnan Seven Monsters, but the foundation of his internal energy is the Quanzhen Dao Song taught by Quanzhen."

Li Jinyu said: "The foundation of the Quanzhen religion, although it is the true energy of the Taoist school, it is true that you can also practice the palm of the Tathagata."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Let's not talk about this silly boy, but I will feel jealous, you don't know, this boy picked up a beggar on the street, and he turned out to be a great beauty, but this beauty was also taken by Gu Jianhun."

Li Jinyu asked in surprise, "What the hell?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Don't get me wrong, Gu Jianhun said that the little girl was born exactly the same as his former confidante, she must be his daughter..."

Li Jinyu: ┐(o)┌

Lu Xiaofeng said: "The ancient sword soul is haunting the two of them now, I don't know where it is, but in order to thank me, he taught me a martial art move."

Li Jinyu said: "You are not interested in such a unique skill as Tathagata God's Palm, what are other martial arts?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Kung fu has reached the level of the two of us, it doesn't matter whether it is high or not, it just depends on whether it suits us, this martial art is very suitable."

Li Jinyu said, "What martial arts?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "One Finger Zen."

Li Jinyu said: "Shaolin's number one magic finger?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's not the Shaolin one, it's closer to Taoism, it's the secret skill of Shangguan Amano, the great devil more than 100 years ago, this is a great senior!

It is said that Zhang Danfeng's grandfather, in order to deal with this old enemy, painstakingly created the ever-changing Yin-Yang Xuanji swordsmanship and the Wanliu Chaohai Yuanyuan swordsmanship. The combination of the two swordsmanship is the Flying Sword Dance.

As a result, Zhang Danfeng and his beloved wife Yun Lei, together with his master Xie Tianhua and his wife Ye Yingying, combined two pairs of swords, could only draw with Shangguan Amano.

When Zhang Danfeng was in his later years, he simplified and combined the flying sword dance into one, so that he could beat Shangguan Amano. "

Li Jinyu said in his heart that the reason for this grievance and resentment can only be attributed to Xuanji Yishi's mental illness...

In order to prevent the apprentice from revealing the secret, he would punish the apprentice not to see each other for ten years when the apprentice demonstrated the sword technique in private.

It was later proved that, not to mention a pair of Flying Sword Dancers, even two pairs of Flying Sword Dancers, plus Zhang Danfeng's crazy eruption of the protagonist's halo, could not defeat Shangguan Amano.

Then Xuanji Yishi made a move and drew a tie with Shangguan Amano, and the grievances and grievances of both parties were settled separately.

Male Gobi!

You have delayed your apprentice's youth for ten years, and the ultimate hole card is Feitianjianwu, why don't you do it yourself?

Ten years of youth!
It's time for the kids to go to school!

But thinking about the experience of Xuanji Yishi, it is very reasonable to have an abnormal brain. After all, his experience is the martial arts version of "Thunderstorm", and it is not normal to have a normal brain.

Li Jinyu was not interested in the grievances of 100 or even 200 years ago, and asked curiously: "Lu Xiaofeng, have you practiced one-finger meditation?"

Lu Xiaofeng said proudly: "Of course, with my talent, what can't be done if I want to practice?"

Li Jinyu said: "That's just right, I recently learned a new set of martial arts, do you want to try it?"

Lu Xiaofeng: ≡┏|*Д|┛

Li Jinyu said: "Stop struggling, you have entered my tiger's den, do you still want to escape?"

Before he finished speaking, he punched heavily.

Li Jinyu checked a lot of information about Huangfu's family's boxing method, but he didn't know the specific origin.

Li Jinyu broke his heart, and said in his heart that today we will touch a powerful boxing technique, named it
——Shan Hai Quan Jing!
Although the two cannot be compared, after the naming is completed, several modifications have been made according to their own conditions, and there is a bit of ancient mountains and seas.

A heavy fist came in front of him, Lu Xiaofeng flew away with a "whoosh", then Fenghuang nodded three times.

Lu Xiaofeng was trapped in the tiger wolf's lair by Li Jinyu, and engaged in an extremely thrilling close combat, while Cheng Shifei, who was thrown into the dungeon by Li Chunfeng, managed to escape.

After several days of probing, Gu Santong confirmed that this kid was not Li Jinyu's undercover agent.

Since he wasn't an undercover agent, he was his own son.

Gu Santong knew that his fate was not long, and it didn't matter if he lived a few more days or a few days less. He reversed the method of absorbing kung fu, empowered Cheng Shifei with his life's kung fu, and wrote all the martial arts skills he had learned over the years on Cheng Shifei.

Empowerment transmission is not simply imparting true qi, all the muscles, bones and blood vessels of right and wrong are tempered by true qi.

Originally, he practiced martial arts at the age of 20, and he had already missed the best age for martial arts training. After washing his tendons and cutting his marrow, he has already recovered his innate physique, and the road to martial arts is smooth.

Of course, only Gu Santong, who is proficient in the invincibility of the Vajra and has a lot of experience in tempering the body, can empower people in this way. Other people, even Wu Yazi, can only empower true energy, and body tempering is impossible. of.

After quenching his body with true qi, Cheng Shifei's physique was greatly enhanced, enough to withstand the transformation of King Kong's indestructible magical power.

It is inevitable that Cheng will do wrong by relying on the magical power, and Gu Santong fooled him, saying that the King Kong indestructible magic power can only be used five times in a lifetime, and if you use it more than once, you will definitely die.

Cheng Zhengfei didn't know these twists and turns, he buried the ancient Santong at the bottom of the prison, and then left along the cave.

The sky prison is connected to the palace.

Cheng Shifei is a gangster, who knows the layout of the imperial palace, and after wandering around, he unexpectedly came to a palace of the princess, which immediately made everyone jump.

This princess is not an ordinary princess.

According to her seniority, that was Li Jinyu's cousin.

It's none other than Princess Taiping's youngest daughter, Princess Yunluo, whom Princess Taiping regards as the apple of her eye!

Princess Yunluo has been fond of martial arts since she was a child, but she is also very lively and active.

Princess Taiping didn't want all her descendants to join the Yingui School, so Princess Yunluo asked Princess Yunluo to learn the swordsmanship of the Seven Great Sword Schools, and the foundation of her internal strength was Emei Jiuyang Kung Fu.

When other people saw the strange man in ragged clothes, they thought it was an assassin and shouted for the Jinwu Guard, but Princess Yunluo thought it was interesting and wanted to arrest him on the spot.

"You assassin, you are quite courageous!"

Cheng Shifei smiled and said, "You can't come here even if you are timid, do you know who I am?"

Princess Yunluo said: "I don't care who you are, the princess is going to arrest the assassin today, let Catcher take a good look, why can't I be Goddess Catcher!"

　The TV series "The Palm of the Tathagata", the plot is probably to let Guo Jing replace Linghu Chong to go through the world of Xiaoao Jianghu, with Yang Xiaoyin and Liting's grievances and hatreds attached, the plot is boring, the key point is that Zhu Yin's appearance is particularly ugly, Huang Rong has turned into black charcoal-_ -||
　　
　
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