my wife is god catcher

"Pancakes? I'm just hungry. Bring me a pancake and half a catty of donkey meat in five-spice sauce."

Li Jinyu leaned on the cushion, rubbed her stomach gently, and made a hungry expression.

Li Jinyu really likes to eat pancake rolls, especially when he is away from home, he likes to light a bonfire and warm up pancakes while grilling meat.

Gongsun Lan said angrily: "Have you ever seen meat rolls eaten in a brothel? There are no pancakes, but I prepared Sixi meatballs. I made them myself!"

Li Jinyu said: "Then I want to try it."

Gongsun Lan said: "There are only so many things I know, please trouble Lord Li Hou to help me spread the word.

Otherwise, those people waited impatiently and arrested me and tortured me. With my small body, I couldn't withstand the torture from the Neiwei Mansion. I don't want to be beaten to pieces. "

Li Jinyu said, "That's all?"

Gongsun Lan said: "For you, this is not a big deal, because you don't care.

For those who care, this is a big deal, and you can't ask too much.

That's why I said, this is an innocent disaster. Wu Ming came to us because he saw us holding a song and dance conference, and the brothel was a place with a lot of people. "

Li Jinyu said: "What good does it do him to spread the news? Do you want all the masters in the capital to dig for treasures, and then take the opportunity to kill them all?"

Gongsun Lan said: "How do I know? What is Wu Ming's purpose is not something I should consider."

Li Jinyu said: "Don't you want to get Tathagata's God's Palm and Tian Can's Foot? This is the strongest boxing skill in the world, and the three supreme masters have personally verified it!"

Gongsun Lan rolled her eyes: "I just want to save my family and life, and I'm not interested in this kind of thing. Although secret books are unpredictable, how can they be more precious than life?"

Li Jinyu said: "What do the elders of Changgemen think? Didn't you tell them?"

Gongsun Landao: "What ideas do you have? For them, a single ancient book is more important than any other secret books, and they don't care about martial arts secret books."

Li Jinyu said: "Orphaned ancient books? I have several rooms of orphaned ancient books here, which can be given to the seniors of Changgemen, just in case they can't understand those orphaned books."

Gongsun Lan said: "Don't understand? The more they don't understand, the more they like it. Give me ten copies first."

Li Jinyu said: "Those are ancient books, how could there be ten volumes? There are also ten volumes, some are even written on turtle shell slabs, wait for me to prepare..."

Li Jinyu's heart moved, and he said that if he hit the Tathagata's divine palm, if he took these things out, he might be able to confuse them with fake eyes and completely disturb the water.

"The ancient books are now in Jinling. I will arrange them as quickly as possible. Xiao Lan'er, you are a very smart woman. Do you know how to publicize them?"

Gongsun Lan said: "Bah! Who is Xiao Lan'er? What kind of ridiculous name is this, I don't like it at all."

Li Jinyu said: "As the saying goes, the grace of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring, and the grace of saving a life should be promised by the body. I extend a helping hand at this time, is it a life-saving grace?"

Gongsun Landao: "Your Majesty is so kind and virtuous, the little girl has nothing to repay. In the next life, I would like to tie a grass ring and be a cow or a horse to repay you. Don't expect it in this life!"

……

Yuchi Mansion.

Today's emperor's confidant and favorite general, the general of the Jinwu Guard who commanded the [-] Jinwu Guards in the capital, was kicked out of the door by his wife, and could only sigh in the study.

The general of the Jinwu Guard Zhonglang, who made great contributions in the Luoyang Rebellion, is kneeling in the ancestral hall, enjoying the stern reprimand of the elder sister, regretting while being scolded.

Why did I believe my brother's nonsense?

Brother, what the hell kind of idea is this?

God damn green orange can remove the smell of powder!
As soon as I got home, I was caught by the eldest sister!

This time I was cheated to death by my younger brother!

"Walking in the brothel, you dare to go to the brothel, have you forgotten our family rules and laws?"

Yuchi Mingjing shows off his masculinity.

Yuchi Minglou argued: "Sister, I followed Jinyu to the brothel to investigate the case, why Jinyu went to the brothel is fine, and I go to the brothel to deal with the family rules?"

Yuchi Mingjing sneered and said: "Jinyu has married now, this kind of matter should be handled by the younger siblings, and the younger siblings think it should not be dealt with by the family rules, so I can't say anything.

You haven't got married yet, and I'm in charge of everything in the family. I think that the family rules should be dealt with, that is, the family rules should be dealt with. What's your opinion now? "

Yu Chiming said loudly: "Father has gone too."

Yuchi Mingjing said: "Hmph! Do you think I'm a fool? Dad is different from you. He went to make up for investigation, at least it must have this purpose."

Yu Chiming said: "Mother is angry!"

Yuchi Mingjing said: "Mother is angry because Dad didn't let his subordinates investigate, but went in person, indicating that he wanted to use the investigation as an excuse to have a good time."

Yuchi Minglou: "I'm really investigating the case..."

Yuchi Mingjing went on to say: "How can I take my son to a brothel to investigate a case? Tell me what case you are investigating? Who are you investigating?

You came back smelling like green oranges, which means that you must have followed Jinyu to have fun, otherwise why bother to cover it up?Covering up shows that you have ghosts in your heart.

Take a ten thousand step back and say, if your mind is really on investigating the case, then neither father nor you should go tonight, Jinyu can go alone! "

Yuchi Minglou: ＼( T﹏T )／

Sister, who did you learn this from?

Not long after, when Li Jinyu returned, Yuchi Minglou felt that he had company, and immediately dragged him into the water.

Li Jinyu immediately explained: "Sister, I just enjoyed the singing and dancing, and then found something unusual, so I investigated the case in Yangliuxin, and I didn't do anything else."

Yuchi Mingjing said: "There are so many handsome younger siblings in the family, can't you still not see them? With so many younger siblings, none of them are good at singing and dancing?"

Li Jinyu said: "Sister, my hidden identity is almost exposed, and there are only three or four that have not been discovered. Don't you want to maintain it properly?"

Yuchi Mingjing said: "Great talent Liu, you don't need to pay a penny to go to the brothel, and you are treated as a guest of honor.

Our little brother is really capable, Wu Neng can go on a horse to set the world, Wen Neng can use a pen to descend a brothel! "

Li Jinyu said: "Elder sister, younger brother is really going to investigate the case, this is what happened..."

Li Jinyu explained the incident to Yuchi Mingjing in detail, and Yuchi Minglou felt more and more regretful, he should have waited a little longer if he had known.

Yuchi Mingjing said: "So that's how it is, you tell Dad about it, so that he can sleep peacefully."

Li Jinyu said, "Where is dad?"

Yuchi Mingjing said: "The study!"

Li Jinyu said with a smile: "Our father is not as good as Mr. Di Ge in this respect. Mr. Di Ge asked Li Yuanfang to investigate the case on his behalf. He did not participate in this matter at all."

Yuchi Mingjing said, "Where's Li Yuanfang?"

Li Jinyu said: "Yuan Fang's eyes widened. After enjoying the song and dance, she left quietly. Although she was full of makeup, she still held her head high."

Yuchi Mingjing said: "That's right. Only with a clear conscience can you hold your head up high. Only someone like your elder brother who has ghosts in his heart will play Qingju's tricks!"

Li Jinyu said, "Did you see it?"

Yuchi Mingjing said disdainfully: "Smear so much green orange, a fool can't see that there is a problem."

Li Jinyu knew in his heart that it must be because the elder brother felt uneasy, so he smeared some more when he went out. It only needs to leave a light smell, and it must not be excessive.

Now it's all right, the magic skill that is enough to be handed down to the world, was directly exposed by the elder brother, alas!
Having said that, Li Jinyu still wants to help his father and elder brother to let them publicize the matter of Ji Heming and Ji Hewu, so that every power can know.

As for "Old Cake", some people believe it, some people don't believe it, and some people feel that there is something to hide.

In order to ensure that there is no disclosure, those with the word cake in their name, whether it is one cake, two cakes and three cakes, or selling sesame seed cakes and pancakes on the street, are all scrutinized carefully.

This can trap a lot of people!

Most of the bakers on the street are ordinary people with clean net worth, so there is nothing to investigate.

Those who are nicknamed "one cake and two cakes" are probably gambling dogs who go to the casino, or green skins on the street.

For this kind of person, there is no need to be polite, just grab the six doors back and beat him hard with a stick. Fatty Zhu has heard dozens of completely different stories.

Even though he knew that he was making up stories, Zhu Yueming still spread all the stories, on the one hand to use them as fakes, and on the other hand to draw out the real old cakes.

It's a pity that Zhu Yueming didn't know that the real Laobing had already died, leaving only one son.

His son's name is - Di Feijing!

……

Visiting relatives at home was over, and the major events in Luoyang were also over. Li Jinyu decided to return to Jinling.

At least until November, Li Jinyu will not leave Jinling. After November, he may have to go to Manqing first, and in December, he will go to Xiake Island for porridge.

With Su Ying's cleverness, she might be able to comprehend a bit of the Taixuan Sutra, but she has a big belly now, and she can't stand the wind and waves at sea. Not to mention the Taixuan Sutra, Su Ying is not interested in even the secrets of the God of War Catalogue.

Li Jinyu returned to Jinling with great fanfare, which made some people think that Li Jinyu got important information, either the old cake was in Jinling, or the tomb was in Jinling.

Although Li Jinyu is fierce and majestic, the temptation of the Tathagata Palm is too great, and many people follow him secretly.

However, not many people from the Jianghu followed. On the contrary, Liang Wang and Dongchang Xichang sent many people to follow.

Lu Xiaofeng was not there.

He felt that since this matter had something to do with Tathagata God's Palm, it would be better to ask Gu Jianhun, even if he couldn't get exact information, Gu Jianhun would still be a strong supporter.

Yan Shisan was not there.

He and Ximen Chuuxue were discussing swords, and the verbal swordsmanship was definitely not as sharp as the hands-on one. The two simply and neatly compared a move, and then lay down to recuperate at the same time.

Xiao Feng was not there.

After giving the newly revised Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Dog Beating Stick to the Beggars' Clan, Xiao Feng immediately returned to the Yanyun Racecourse, where he herded horses and sheep with A Zhu.

Xiao Feng didn't care about the Tathagata God's handicapped leg at all, unless it fell from the sky and fell directly in front of his eyes, he wouldn't even bother to look at it.

There were only He Junqi, Li Shengnan, and Jiang Yuyan on the carriage. Lao Jiu had made great contributions before, and he should be rewarded. Li Jinyu wanted to ride for a few more laps.

He Junqi said sullenly: "Husband, those people are too much, even if they want to follow, at least hide their body, what's the matter?"

Li Jinyu said: "The legs are on them, so follow if you want. Can I not let them go to Jinling? But I should go and say hello."

Li Shengnan said, "I'll go."

Jiang Yuyan said: "How can you bother Madam to take care of such a trivial matter, just let the slaves go."

Li Jinyu said: "Since it's a trivial matter, you can't act too intensely, Junqi, you give them some spiders and centipedes, let them have fun."

Since practicing the "Hundred Poisons Manual", He Junqi no longer carries poisonous insects with her, except for a golden silkworm Gu, there are no other poisonous insects on her body.

But that didn't bother her.

He casually caught a few spiders in the woods, and some centipedes and scorpions in the crevices of the rocks, poured a hundred poisonous Yuangang into the bodies of these poisonous insects, and refined them into Gu insects.

The people who followed Li Jinyu were living in peace, but halfway through, they suddenly found that there were more and more poisonous insects around them, and the toxicity was extremely severe. The usual anti-drug elixir had no effect on these poisonous insects.

"The Holy Maiden of Miaojiang, she must be the one who made the move. I knew there must be a ghost on Li Jinyu!"

"That's right. If there is no ghost, how could he use such a small trick? I know that everyone comes from different forces, but now we must unite."

"If we don't unite, I'm afraid we won't even be able to get through the poisonous insect formation of the saintess of Miaojiang!"

"United, must be united!"

"No matter how many grievances and grievances there were in the past, we must unite, otherwise we will be punished by our master after we go back. You don't want to see that kind of scene, do you?"

"No matter how powerful Li Jinyu is, he can't cover the sky with one hand, let alone kill us all!"

"To put it nicely, if Li Jinyu really wanted to kill someone, who would be the one who would break up and who would run away?"

Those cold words made the people who were eager to form an alliance instantly turn cold.

"We people can never really unite together, so why waste our efforts, either go back quickly, or continue to follow."

The speaker gave a cold snort, and silently followed in the direction of the carriage, no longer caring about others.

Ma Jinliang, the head of the West Factory, gave a wink, and Zhao Tong, the head of the fourth stage, said sharply: "You bastard interferes with our alliance, what are your intentions? If you don't explain this clearly, how can you all leave!"

Before he finished speaking, Zhao Tongfei jumped three feet behind this person, and stabbed straight out with the sword in his hand.

Seeing that he was about to be pierced by Zhao Tong's sword, he suddenly raised his right hand, grasping the sword with sharp claws like a nine-day dragon, twisting it slightly, the sword shattered into dozens of pieces.

Accompanied by the sound of "噗嗤", the fragments shot into Zhao Tong's body, taking his life away.

Ma Jinliang said angrily: "Brother, do you want to leave after killing someone? At least leave a name."

"Let me leave my name. It's not bad for Yu Huatian to come and ask in person. Ma Jinliang, it's not easy to get a position at the top of the stall. You must cherish it."

Ma Jinliang sneered: "Really? If you are really that powerful, why do you still follow secretly?"

"You're right. With my identity, if I follow secretly, it will be underestimated. I need a meeting gift, and I can talk when I have a meeting gift."

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, you are the best meeting ceremony, are you ready to die?"

"You...you are Di Feijing!"

"Smart, as a reward, you go on the road first!"